GOLIAH

In 1924--to be precise, on the morning of January 3--the city of San

Francisco awoke to read in one of its daily papers a curious letter,

which had been received by Walter Bassett and which had evidently been

written by some crank. Walter Bassett was the greatest captain of

industry west of the Rockies, and was one of the small group that

controlled the nation in everything but name. As such, he was the

recipient of lucubrations from countless cranks; but this particular

lucubration was so different from the average ruck of similar letters

that, instead of putting it into the waste-basket, he had turned it over

to a reporter. It was signed "Goliah," and the superscription gave his

address as "Palgrave Island." The letter was as follows:

"MR. WALTER BASSETT,

"DEAR SIR:

"I am inviting you, with nine of your fellow-captains of industry, to

visit me here on my island for the purpose of considering plans for

the reconstruction of society upon a more rational basis. Up to the

present, social evolution has been a blind and aimless, blundering

thing. The time has come for a change. Man has risen from the

vitalized slime of the primeval sea to the mastery of matter; but he

has not yet mastered society. Man is to-day as much the slave to his

collective stupidity, as a hundred thousand generations ago he was a

slave to matter.

"There are two theoretical methods whereby man may become the master

of society, and make of society an intelligent and efficacious device

for the pursuit and capture of happiness and laughter. The first

theory advances the proposition that no government can be wiser or

better than the people that compose that government; that reform and

development must spring from the individual; that in so far as the

individuals become wiser and better, by that much will their

government become wiser and better; in short, that the majority of

individuals must become wiser and better, before their government

becomes wiser and better. The mob, the political convention, the

abysmal brutality and stupid ignorance of all concourses of people,

give the lie to this theory. In a mob the collective intelligence

and mercy is that of the least intelligent and most brutal members

that compose the mob. On the other hand, a thousand passengers will

surrender themselves to the wisdom and discretion of the captain,

when their ship is in a storm on the sea. In such matter, he is the

wisest and most experienced among them.

"The second theory advances the proposition that the majority of the

people are not pioneers, that they are weighted down by the inertia

of the established; that the government that is representative of

them represents only their feebleness, and futility, and brutishness;

that this blind thing called government is not the serf of their

wills, but that they are the serfs of it; in short, speaking always

of the great mass, that they do not make government, but that

government makes them, and that government is and has been a stupid

and awful monster, misbegotten of the glimmerings of intelligence

that come from the inertia-crushed mass.

"Personally, I incline to the second theory. Also, I am impatient.

For a hundred thousand generations, from the first social groups of

our savage forbears, government has remained a monster. To-day, the

inertia-crushed mass has less laughter in it than ever before. In

spite of man's mastery of matter, human suffering and misery and

degradation mar the fair world.

"Wherefore I have decided to step in and become captain of this

world-ship for a while. I have the intelligence and the wide vision

of the skilled expert. Also, I have the power. I shall be obeyed.

The men of all the world shall perform my bidding and make

governments so that they shall become laughter-producers. These

modelled governments I have in mind shall not make the people happy,

wise, and noble by decree; but they shall give opportunity for the

people to become happy, wise, and noble.

"I have spoken. I have invited you, and nine of your

fellow-captains, to confer with me. On March third the yacht

_Energon_ will sail from San Francisco. You are requested to be on

board the night before. This is serious. The affairs of the world

must be handled for a time by a strong hand. Mine is that strong

hand. If you fail to obey my summons, you will die. Candidly, I do

not expect that you will obey. But your death for failure to obey

will cause obedience on the part of those I subsequently summon. You

will have served a purpose. And please remember that I have no

unscientific sentimentality about the value of human life. I carry

always in the background of my consciousness the innumerable billions

of lives that are to laugh and be happy in future aeons on the earth.

"Yours for the reconstruction of society,

"GOLIAH."

The publication of this letter did not cause even local amusement. Men

might have smiled to themselves as they read it, but it was so palpably

the handiwork of a crank that it did not merit discussion. Interest did

not arouse till next morning. An Associated Press despatch to the

Eastern states, followed by interviews by eager-nosed reporters, had

brought out the names of the other nine captains of industry who had

received similar letters, but who had not thought the matter of

sufficient importance to be made public. But the interest aroused was

mild, and it would have died out quickly had not Gabberton cartooned a

chronic presidential aspirant as "Goliah." Then came the song that was

sung hilariously from sea to sea, with the refrain, "Goliah will catch

you if you don't watch out."

The weeks passed and the incident was forgotten. Walter Bassett had

forgotten it likewise; but on the evening of February 22, he was called

to the telephone by the Collector of the Port. "I just wanted to tell

you," said the latter, "that the yacht _Energon_ has arrived and gone to

anchor in the stream off Pier Seven."

What happened that night Walter Bassett has never divulged. But it is

known that he rode down in his auto to the water front, chartered one of

Crowley's launches, and was put aboard the strange yacht. It is further

known that when he returned to the shore, three hours later, he

immediately despatched a sheaf of telegrams to his nine fellow-captains

of industry who had received letters from Goliah. These telegrams were

similarly worded, and read: "The yacht _Energon_ has arrived. There is

something in this. I advise you to come."

Bassett was laughed at for his pains. It was a huge laugh that went up

(for his telegrams had been made public), and the popular song on Goliah

revived and became more popular than ever. Goliah and Bassett were

cartooned and lampooned unmercifully, the former, as the Old Man of the

Sea, riding on the latter's neck. The laugh tittered and rippled through

clubs and social circles, was restrainedly merry in the editorial

columns, and broke out in loud guffaws in the comic weeklies. There was

a serious side as well, and Bassett's sanity was gravely questioned by

many, and especially by his business associates.

Bassett had ever been a short-tempered man, and after he sent the second

sheaf of telegrams to his brother captains, and had been laughed at

again, he remained silent. In this second sheaf he had said: "Come, I

implore you. As you value your life, come." He arranged all his

business affairs for an absence, and on the night of March 2 went on

board the _Energon_. The latter, properly cleared, sailed next morning.

And next morning the newsboys in every city and town were crying "Extra."

In the slang of the day, Goliah had delivered the goods. The nine

captains of industry who had failed to accept his invitation were dead.

A sort of violent disintegration of the tissues was the report of the

various autopsies held on the bodies of the slain millionaires; yet the

surgeons and physicians (the most highly skilled in the land had

participated) would not venture the opinion that the men had been slain.

Much less would they venture the conclusion, "at the hands of parties

unknown." It was all too mysterious. They were stunned. Their

scientific credulity broke down. They had no warrant in the whole domain

of science for believing that an anonymous person on Palgrave Island had

murdered the poor gentlemen.

One thing was quickly learned, however; namely, that Palgrave Island was

no myth. It was charted and well known to all navigators, lying on the

line of 160 west longitude, right at its intersection by the tenth

parallel north latitude, and only a few miles away from Diana Shoal.

Like Midway and Fanning, Palgrave Island was isolated, volcanic and coral

in formation. Furthermore, it was uninhabited. A survey ship, in 1887,

had visited the place and reported the existence of several springs and

of a good harbour that was very dangerous of approach. And that was all

that was known of the tiny speck of land that was soon to have focussed

on it the awed attention of the world.

Goliah remained silent till March 24. On the morning of that day, the

newspapers published his second letter, copies of which had been received

by the ten chief politicians of the United States--ten leading men in the

political world who were conventionally known as "statesmen." The

letter, with the same superscription as before, was as follows:

"DEAR SIR:

"I have spoken in no uncertain tone. I must be obeyed. You may

consider this an invitation or a summons; but if you still wish to

tread this earth and laugh, you will be aboard the yacht _Energon_,

in San Francisco harbour, not later than the evening of April 5. It

is my wish and my will that you confer with me here on Palgrave

Island in the matter of reconstructing society upon some rational

basis.

"Do not misunderstand me, when I tell you that I am one with a

theory. I want to see that theory work, and therefore I call upon

your cooperation. In this theory of mine, lives are but pawns; I

deal with quantities of lives. I am after laughter, and those that

stand in the way of laughter must perish. The game is big. There

are fifteen hundred million human lives to-day on the planet. What

is your single life against them? It is as naught, in my theory.

And remember that mine is the power. Remember that I am a scientist,

and that one life, or one million of lives, mean nothing to me as

arrayed against the countless billions of billions of the lives of

the generations to come. It is for their laughter that I seek to

reconstruct society now; and against them your own meagre little life

is a paltry thing indeed.

"Whoso has power can command his fellows. By virtue of that military

device known as the phalanx, Alexander conquered his bit of the

world. By virtue of that chemical device, gunpowder, Cortes with his

several hundred cut-throats conquered the empire of the Montezumas.

Now I am in possession of a device that is all my own. In the course

of a century not more than half a dozen fundamental discoveries or

inventions are made. I have made such an invention. The possession

of it gives me the mastery of the world. I shall use this invention,

not for commercial exploitation, but for the good of humanity. For

that purpose I want help--willing agents, obedient hands; and I am

strong enough to compel the service. I am taking the shortest way,

though I am in no hurry. I shall not clutter my speed with haste.

"The incentive of material gain developed man from the savage to the

semi-barbarian he is to-day. This incentive has been a useful device

for the development of the human; but it has now fulfilled its

function and is ready to be cast aside into the scrap-heap of

rudimentary vestiges such as gills in the throat and belief in the

divine right of kings. Of course you do not think so; but I do not

see that that will prevent you from aiding me to fling the

anachronism into the scrap-heap. For I tell you now that the time

has come when mere food and shelter and similar sordid things shall

be automatic, as free and easy and involuntary of access as the air.

I shall make them automatic, what of my discovery and the power that

discovery gives me. And with food and shelter automatic, the

incentive of material gain passes away from the world for ever. With

food and shelter automatic, the higher incentives will universally

obtain--the spiritual, aesthetic, and intellectual incentives that

will tend to develop and make beautiful and noble body, mind, and

spirit. Then all the world will be dominated by happiness and

laughter. It will be the reign of universal laughter.

"Yours for that day,

"GOLIAH."

Still the world would not believe. The ten politicians were at

Washington, so that they did not have the opportunity of being convinced

that Bassett had had, and not one of them took the trouble to journey out

to San Francisco to make the opportunity. As for Goliah, he was hailed

by the newspapers as another Tom Lawson with a panacea; and there were

specialists in mental disease who, by analysis of Goliah's letters,

proved conclusively that he was a lunatic.

The yacht _Energon_ arrived in the harbour of San Francisco on the

afternoon of April 5, and Bassett came ashore. But the _Energon_ did not

sail next day, for not one of the ten summoned politicians had elected to

make the journey to Palgrave Island. The newsboys, however, called

"Extra" that day in all the cities. The ten politicians were dead. The

yacht, lying peacefully at anchor in the harbour, became the centre of

excited interest. She was surrounded by a flotilla of launches and

rowboats, and many tugs and steamboats ran excursions to her. While the

rabble was firmly kept off, the proper authorities and even reporters

were permitted to board her. The mayor of San Francisco and the chief of

police reported that nothing suspicious was to be seen upon her, and the

port authorities announced that her papers were correct and in order in

every detail. Many photographs and columns of descriptive matter were

run in the newspapers.

The crew was reported to be composed principally of

Scandinavians--fair-haired, blue-eyed Swedes, Norwegians afflicted with

the temperamental melancholy of their race, stolid Russian Finns, and a

slight sprinkling of Americans and English. It was noted that there was

nothing mercurial and flyaway about them. They seemed weighty men,

oppressed by a sad and stolid bovine-sort of integrity. A sober

seriousness and enormous certitude characterized all of them. They

appeared men without nerves and without fear, as though upheld by some

overwhelming power or carried in the hollow of some superhuman hand. The

captain, a sad-eyed, strong-featured American, was cartooned in the

papers as "Gloomy Gus" (the pessimistic hero of the comic supplement).

Some sea-captain recognized the _Energon_ as the yacht _Scud_, once owned

by Merrivale of the New York Yacht Club. With this clue it was soon

ascertained that the _Scud_ had disappeared several years before. The

agent who sold her reported the purchaser to be merely another agent, a

man he had seen neither before nor since. The yacht had been

reconstructed at Duffey's Shipyard in New Jersey. The change in her name

and registry occurred at that time and had been legally executed. Then

the _Energon_ had disappeared in the shroud of mystery.

In the meantime, Bassett was going crazy--at least his friends and

business associates said so. He kept away from his vast business

enterprises and said that he must hold his hands until the other masters

of the world could join with him in the reconstruction of society--proof

indubitable that Goliah's bee had entered his bonnet. To reporters he

had little to say. He was not at liberty, he said, to relate what he had

seen on Palgrave Island; but he could assure them that the matter was

serious, the most serious thing that had ever happened. His final word

was that, the world was on the verge of a turnover, for good or ill he

did not know, but, one way or the other, he was absolutely convinced that

the turnover was coming. As for business, business could go hang. He

had seen things, he had, and that was all there was to it.

There was a great telegraphing, during this period, between the local

Federal officials and the state and war departments at Washington. A

secret attempt was made late one afternoon to board the _Energon_ and

place the captain under arrest--the Attorney-General having given the

opinion that the captain could be held for the murder of the ten

"statesmen." The government launch was seen to leave Meigg's Wharf and

steer for the _Energon_, and that was the last ever seen of the launch

and the men on board of it. The government tried to keep the affair

hushed up, but the cat was slipped out of the bag by the families of the

missing men, and the papers were filled with monstrous versions of the

affair.

The government now proceeded to extreme measures. The battleship

_Alaska_ was ordered to capture the strange yacht, or, failing that, to

sink her. These were secret instructions; but thousands of eyes, from

the water front and from the shipping in the harbour, witnessed what

happened that afternoon. The battleship got under way and steamed slowly

toward the _Energon_. At half a mile distant the battleship blew

up--simply blew up, that was all, her shattered frame sinking to the

bottom of the bay, a riff-raff of wreckage and a few survivors strewing

the surface. Among the survivors was a young lieutenant who had had

charge of the wireless on board the _Alaska_. The reporters got hold of

him first, and he talked. No sooner had the _Alaska_ got under way, he

said, than a message was received from the _Energon_. It was in the

international code, and it was a warning to the _Alaska_ to come no

nearer than half a mile. He had sent the message, through the speaking

tube, immediately to the captain. He did not know anything more, except

that the _Energon_ twice repeated the message and that five minutes

afterward the explosion occurred. The captain of the _Alaska_ had

perished with his ship, and nothing more was to be learned.

The _Energon_, however, promptly hoisted anchor and cleared out to sea.

A great clamour was raised by the papers; the government was charged with

cowardice and vacillation in its dealings with a mere pleasure yacht and

a lunatic who called himself "Goliah," and immediate and decisive action

was demanded. Also, a great cry went up about the loss of life,

especially the wanton killing of the ten "statesmen." Goliah promptly

replied. In fact, so prompt was his reply that the experts in wireless

telegraphy announced that, since it was impossible to send wireless

messages so great a distance, Goliah was in their very midst and not on

Palgrave Island. Goliah's letter was delivered to the Associated Press

by a messenger boy who had been engaged on the street. The letter was as

follows:

"What are a few paltry lives? In your insane wars you destroy

millions of lives and think nothing of it. In your fratricidal

commercial struggle you kill countless babes, women, and men, and you

triumphantly call the shambles 'individualism.' I call it anarchy.

I am going to put a stop to your wholesale destruction of human

beings. I want laughter, not slaughter. Those of you who stand in

the way of laughter will get slaughter.

"Your government is trying to delude you into believing that the

destruction of the _Alaska_ was an accident. Know here and now that

it was by my orders that the _Alaska_ was destroyed. In a few short

months, all battleships on all seas will be destroyed or flung to the

scrap-heap, and all nations shall disarm; fortresses shall be

dismantled, armies disbanded, and warfare shall cease from the earth.

Mine is the power. I am the will of God. The whole world shall be

in vassalage to me, but it shall be a vassalage of peace.

"I am

"GOLIAH."

"Blow Palgrave Island out of the water!" was the head-line retort of the

newspapers. The government was of the same frame of mind, and the

assembling of the fleets began. Walter Bassett broke out in ineffectual

protest, but was swiftly silenced by the threat of a lunacy commission.

Goliah remained silent. Against Palgrave Island five great fleets were

hurled--the Asiatic Squadron, the South Pacific Squadron, the North

Pacific Squadron, the Caribbean Squadron, and half of the North Atlantic

Squadron, the two latter coming through the Panama Canal.

"I have the honour to report that we sighted Palgrave Island on the

evening of April 29," ran the report of Captain Johnson, of the

battleship _North Dakota_, to the Secretary of the Navy. "The Asiatic

Squadron was delayed and did not arrive until the morning of April 30. A

council of the admirals was held, and it was decided to attack early next

morning. The destroyer, _Swift VII_, crept in, unmolested, and reported

no warlike preparations on the island. It noted several small merchant

steamers in the harbour, and the existence of a small village in a

hopelessly exposed position that could be swept by our fire.

"It had been decided that all the vessels should rush in, scattered, upon

the island, opening fire at three miles, and continuing to the edge of

the reef, there to retain loose formation and engage. Palgrave Island

repeatedly warned us, by wireless, in the international code, to keep

outside the ten-mile limit; but no heed was paid to the warnings.

"The _North Dakota_ did not take part in the movement of the morning of

May 1. This was due to a slight accident of the preceding night that

temporarily disabled her steering-gear. The morning of May 1 broke clear

and calm. There was a slight breeze from the south-west that quickly

died away. The _North Dakota_ lay twelve miles off the island. At the

signal the squadrons charged in upon the island, from all sides, at full

speed. Our wireless receiver continued to tick off warnings from the

island. The ten-mile limit was passed, and nothing happened. I watched

through my glasses. At five miles nothing happened; at four miles

nothing happened; at three miles, the _New York_, in the lead on our side

of the island, opened fire. She fired only one shot. Then she blew up.

The rest of the vessels never fired a shot. They began to blow up,

everywhere, before our eyes. Several swerved about and started back, but

they failed to escape. The destroyer, _Dart XXX_, nearly made the

ten-mile limit when she blew up. She was the last survivor. No harm

came to the _North Dakota_, and that night, the steering-gear being

repaired, I gave orders to sail for San Francisco."

To say that the United States was stunned is but to expose the inadequacy

of language. The whole world was stunned. It confronted that blight of

the human brain, the unprecedented. Human endeavour was a jest, a

monstrous futility, when a lunatic on a lonely island, who owned a yacht

and an exposed village, could destroy five of the proudest fleets of

Christendom. And how had he done it? Nobody knew. The scientists lay

down in the dust of the common road and wailed and gibbered. They did

not know. Military experts committed suicide by scores. The mighty

fabric of warfare they had fashioned was a gossamer veil rent asunder by

a miserable lunatic. It was too much for their sanity. Mere human

reason could not withstand the shock. As the savage is crushed by the

sleight-of-hand of the witch doctor, so was the world crushed by the

magic of Goliah. How did he do it? It was the awful face of the Unknown

upon which the world gazed and by which it was frightened out of the

memory of its proudest achievements.

But all the world was not stunned. There was the invariable

exception--the Island Empire of Japan. Drunken with the wine of success

deep-quaffed, without superstition and without faith in aught but its own

ascendant star, laughing at the wreckage of science and mad with pride of

race, it went forth upon the way of war. America's fleets had been

destroyed. From the battlements of heaven the multitudinous ancestral

shades of Japan leaned down. The opportunity, God-given, had come. The

Mikado was in truth a brother to the gods.

The war-monsters of Japan were loosed in mighty fleets. The Philippines

were gathered in as a child gathers a nosegay. It took longer for the

battleships to travel to Hawaii, to Panama, and to the Pacific Coast.

The United States was panic-stricken, and there arose the powerful party

of dishonourable peace. In the midst of the clamour the _Energon_

arrived in San Francisco Bay and Goliah spoke once more. There was a

little brush as the _Energon_ came in, and a few explosions of magazines

occurred along the war-tunnelled hills as the coast defences went to

smash. Also, the blowing up of the submarine mines in the Golden Gate

made a remarkably fine display. Goliah's message to the people of San

Francisco, dated as usual from Palgrave Island, was published in the

papers. It ran:

"Peace? Peace be with you. You shall have peace. I have spoken to

this purpose before. And give you me peace. Leave my yacht

_Energon_ alone. Commit one overt act against her and not one stone

in San Francisco shall stand upon another.

"To-morrow let all good citizens go out upon the hills that slope

down to the sea. Go with music and laughter and garlands. Make

festival for the new age that is dawning. Be like children upon your

hills, and witness the passing of war. Do not miss the opportunity.

It is your last chance to behold what henceforth you will be

compelled to seek in museums of antiquities.

"I promise you a merry day,

"GOLIAH."

The madness of magic was in the air. With the people it was as if all

their gods had crashed and the heavens still stood. Order and law had

passed away from the universe; but the sun still shone, the wind still

blew, the flowers still bloomed--that was the amazing thing about it.

That water should continue to run downhill was a miracle. All the

stabilities of the human mind and human achievement were crumbling. The

one stable thing that remained was Goliah, a madman on an island. And so

it was that the whole population of San Francisco went forth next day in

colossal frolic upon the hills that overlooked the sea. Brass bands and

banners went forth, brewery wagons and Sunday-school picnics--all the

strange heterogeneous groupings of swarming metropolitan life.

On the sea-rim rose the smoke from the funnels of a hundred hostile

vessels of war, all converging upon the helpless, undefended Golden Gate.

And not all undefended, for out through the Golden Gate moved the

_Energon_, a tiny toy of white, rolling like a straw in the stiff sea on

the bar where a strong ebb-tide ran in the teeth of the summer

sea-breeze. But the Japanese were cautious. Their thirty- and

forty-thousand-ton battleships slowed down half a dozen miles offshore

and manoeuvred in ponderous evolutions, while tiny scout-boats (lean,

six-funnelled destroyers) ran in, cutting blackly the flashing sea like

so many sharks. But, compared with the _Energon_, they were leviathans.

Compared with them, the _Energon_ was as the sword of the arch-angel

Michael, and they the forerunners of the hosts of hell.

But the flashing of the sword, the good people of San Francisco, gathered

on her hills, never saw. Mysterious, invisible, it cleaved the air and

smote the mightiest blows of combat the world had ever witnessed. The

good people of San Francisco saw little and understood less. They saw

only a million and a half tons of brine-cleaving, thunder-flinging

fabrics hurled skyward and smashed back in ruin to sink into the sea. It

was all over in five minutes. Remained upon the wide expanse of sea only

the _Energon_, rolling white and toylike on the bar.

Goliah spoke to the Mikado and the Elder Statesmen. It was only an

ordinary cable message, despatched from San Francisco by the captain of

the _Energon_, but it was of sufficient moment to cause the immediate

withdrawal of Japan from the Philippines and of her surviving fleets from

the sea. Japan the sceptical was converted. She had felt the weight of

Goliah's arm. And meekly she obeyed when Goliah commanded her to

dismantle her war vessels and to turn the metal into useful appliances

for the arts of peace. In all the ports, navy-yards, machine-shops, and

foundries of Japan tens of thousands of brown-skinned artisans converted

the war-monsters into myriads of useful things, such as ploughshares

(Goliah insisted on ploughshares), gasolene engines, bridge-trusses,

telephone and telegraph wires, steel rails, locomotives, and rolling

stock for railways. It was a world-penance for a world to see, and

paltry indeed it made appear that earlier penance, barefooted in the

snow, of an emperor to a pope for daring to squabble over temporal power.

Goliah's next summons was to the ten leading scientists of the United

States. This time there was no hesitancy in obeying. The savants were

ludicrously prompt, some of them waiting in San Francisco for weeks so as

not to miss the scheduled sailing-date. They departed on the _Energon_

on June 15; and while they were on the sea, on the way to Palgrave

Island, Goliah performed another spectacular feat. Germany and France

were preparing to fly at each other's throats. Goliah commanded peace.

They ignored the command, tacitly agreeing to fight it out on land where

it seemed safer for the belligerently inclined. Goliah set the date of

June 19 for the cessation of hostile preparations. Both countries

mobilized their armies on June 18, and hurled them at the common

frontier. And on June 19, Goliah struck. All generals, war-secretaries,

and jingo-leaders in the two countries died on that day; and that day two

vast armies, undirected, like strayed sheep, walked over each other's

frontiers and fraternized. But the great German war lord had escaped--it

was learned, afterward, by hiding in the huge safe where were stored the

secret archives of his empire. And when he emerged he was a very

penitent war lord, and like the Mikado of Japan he was set to work

beating his sword-blades into ploughshares and pruning-hooks.

But in the escape of the German Emperor was discovered a great

significance. The scientists of the world plucked up courage, got back

their nerve. One thing was conclusively evident--Goliah's power was not

magic. Law still reigned in the universe. Goliah's power had

limitations, else had the German Emperor not escaped by secretly hiding

in a steel safe. Many learned articles on the subject appeared in the

magazines.

The ten scientists arrived back from Palgrave Island on July 6. Heavy

platoons of police protected them from the reporters. No, they had not

see Goliah, they said in the one official interview that was vouchsafed;

but they had talked with him, and they had seen things. They were not

permitted to state definitely all that they had seen and heard, but they

could say that the world was about to be revolutionized. Goliah was in

the possession of a tremendous discovery that placed all the world at his

mercy, and it was a good thing for the world that Goliah was merciful.

The ten scientists proceeded directly to Washington on a special train,

where, for days, they were closeted with the heads of government, while

the nation hung breathless on the outcome.

But the outcome was a long time in arriving. From Washington the

President issued commands to the masters and leading figures of the

nation. Everything was secret. Day by day deputations of bankers,

railway lords, captains of industry, and Supreme Court justices arrived;

and when they arrived they remained. The weeks dragged on, and then, on

August 25, began the famous issuance of proclamations. Congress and the

Senate co-operated with the President in this, while the Supreme Court

justices gave their sanction and the money lords and the captains of

industry agreed. War was declared upon the capitalist masters of the

nation. Martial law was declared over the whole United States. The

supreme power was vested in the President.

In one day, child-labour in the whole country was abolished. It was done

by decree, and the United States was prepared with its army to enforce

its decrees. In the same day all women factory workers were dismissed to

their homes, and all the sweat-shops were closed. "But we cannot make

profits!" wailed the petty capitalists. "Fools!" was the retort of

Goliah. "As if the meaning of life were profits! Give up your

businesses and your profit-mongering." "But there is nobody to buy our

business!" they wailed. "Buy and sell--is that all the meaning life has

for you?" replied Goliah. "You have nothing to sell. Turn over your

little cut-throating, anarchistic businesses to the government so that

they may be rationally organized and operated." And the next day, by

decree, the government began taking possession of all factories, shops,

mines, ships, railroads, and producing lands.

The nationalization of the means of production and distribution went on

apace. Here and there were sceptical capitalists of moment. They were

made prisoners and haled to Palgrave Island, and when they returned they

always acquiesced in what the government was doing. A little later the

journey to Palgrave Island became unnecessary. When objection was made,

the reply of the officials was "Goliah has spoken"--which was another way

of saying, "He must be obeyed."

The captains of industry became heads of departments. It was found that

civil engineers, for instance, worked just as well in government employ

as before, they had worked in private employ. It was found that men of

high executive ability could not violate their nature. They could not

escape exercising their executive ability, any more than a crab could

escape crawling or a bird could escape flying. And so it was that all

the splendid force of the men who had previously worked for themselves

was now put to work for the good of society. The half-dozen great

railway chiefs co-operated in the organizing of a national system of

railways that was amazingly efficacious. Never again was there such a

thing as a car shortage. These chiefs were not the Wall Street railway

magnates, but they were the men who formerly had done the real work while

in the employ of the Wall Street magnates.

Wall Street was dead. There was no more buying and selling and

speculating. Nobody had anything to buy or sell. There was nothing in

which to speculate. "Put the stock gamblers to work," said Goliah; "give

those that are young, and that so desire, a chance to learn useful

trades." "Put the drummers, and salesmen, and advertising agents, and

real estate agents to work," said Goliah; and by hundreds of thousands

the erstwhile useless middlemen and parasites went into useful

occupations. The four hundred thousand idle gentlemen of the country who

had lived upon incomes were likewise put to work. Then there were a lot

of helpless men in high places who were cleared out, the remarkable thing

about this being that they were cleared out by their own fellows. Of

this class were the professional politicians, whose wisdom and power

consisted of manipulating machine politics and of grafting. There was no

longer any graft. Since there were no private interests to purchase

special privileges, no bribes were offered to legislators, and

legislators for the first time legislated for the people. The result was

that men who were efficient, not in corruption, but in direction, found

their way into the legislatures.

With this rational organization of society amazing results were brought

about. The national day's work was eight hours, and yet production

increased. In spite of the great permanent improvements and of the

immense amount of energy consumed in systematizing the competitive chaos

of society, production doubled and tripled upon itself. The standard of

living increased, and still consumption could not keep up with

production. The maximum working age was decreased to fifty years, to

forty-nine years, and to forty-eight years. The minimum working age went

up from sixteen years to eighteen years. The eight-hour day became a

seven-hour day, and in a few months the national working day was reduced

to five hours.

In the meantime glimmerings were being caught, not of the identity of

Goliah, but of how he had worked and prepared for his assuming control of

the world. Little things leaked out, clues were followed up, apparently

unrelated things were pieced together. Strange stories of blacks stolen

from Africa were remembered, of Chinese and Japanese contract coolies who

had mysteriously disappeared, of lonely South Sea Islands raided and

their inhabitants carried away; stories of yachts and merchant steamers,

mysteriously purchased, that had disappeared and the descriptions of

which remotely tallied with the crafts that had carried the Orientals and

Africans and islanders away. Where had Goliah got the sinews of war? was

the question. And the surmised answer was: By exploiting these stolen

labourers. It was they that lived in the exposed village on Palgrave

Island. It was the product of their toil that had purchased the yachts

and merchant steamers and enabled Goliah's agents to permeate society and

carry out his will. And what was the product of their toil that had

given Goliah the wealth necessary to realize his plans? Commercial

radium, the newspapers proclaimed; and radiyte, and radiosole, and

argatium, and argyte, and the mysterious golyte (that had proved so

valuable in metallurgy). These were the new compounds, discovered in the

first decade of the twentieth century, the commercial and scientific use

of which had become so enormous in the second decade.

The line of fruit boats that ran from Hawaii to San Francisco was

declared to be the property of Goliah. This was a surmise, for no other

owner could be discovered, and the agents who handled the shipments of

the fruit boats were only agents. Since no one else owned the fruit

boats, then Goliah must own them. The point of which is: _that it leaked

out that the major portion of the world's supply in these precious

compounds was brought to San Francisco by those very fruit boats_. That

the whole chain of surmise was correct was proved in later years when

Goliah's slaves were liberated and honourably pensioned by the

international government of the world. It was at that time that the seal

of secrecy was lifted from the lips of his agents and higher emissaries,

and those that chose revealed much of the mystery of Goliah's

organization and methods. His destroying angels, however, remained for

ever dumb. Who the men were who went forth to the high places and killed

at his bidding will be unknown to the end of time--for kill they did, by

means of that very subtle and then-mysterious force that Goliah had

discovered and named "Energon."

But at that time Energon, the little giant that was destined to do the

work of the world, was unknown and undreamed of. Only Goliah knew, and

he kept his secret well. Even his agents, who were armed with it, and

who, in the case of the yacht _Energon_, destroyed a mighty fleet of

war-ships by exploding their magazines, knew not what the subtle and

potent force was, nor how it was manufactured. They knew only one of its

many uses, and in that one use they had been instructed by Goliah. It is

now well known that radium, and radiyte, and radiosole, and all the other

compounds, were by-products of the manufacture of Energon by Goliah from

the sunlight; but at that time nobody knew what Energon was, and Goliah

continued to awe and rule the world.

One of the uses of Energon was in wireless telegraphy. It was by its

means that Goliah was able to communicate with his agents all over the

world. At that time the apparatus required by an agent was so clumsy

that it could not be packed in anything less than a fair-sized steamer

trunk. To-day, thanks to the improvements of Hendsoll, the perfected

apparatus can be carried in a coat pocket.

It was in December, 1924, that Goliah sent out his famous "Christmas

Letter," part of the text of which is here given:

"So far, while I have kept the rest of the nations from each other's

throats, I have devoted myself particularly to the United States.

Now I have not given to the people of the United States a rational

social organization. What I have done has been to compel them to

make that organization themselves. There is more laughter in the

United States these days, and there is more sense. Food and shelter

are no longer obtained by the anarchistic methods of so-called

individualism but are now wellnigh automatic. And the beauty of it

is that the people of the United States have achieved all this for

themselves. I did not achieve it for them. I repeat, they achieved

it for themselves. All that I did was to put the fear of death in

the hearts of the few that sat in the high places and obstructed the

coming of rationality and laughter. The fear of death made those in

the high places get out of the way, that was all, and gave the

intelligence of man a chance to realize itself socially.

"In the year that is to come I shall devote myself to the rest of the

world. I shall put the fear of death in the hearts of all that sit

in the high places in all the nations. And they will do as they have

done in the United States--get down out of the high places and give

the intelligence of man a chance for social rationality. All the

nations shall tread the path the United States is now on.

"And when all the nations are well along on that path, I shall have

something else for them. But first they must travel that path for

themselves. They must demonstrate that the intelligence of mankind

to-day, with the mechanical energy now at its disposal, is capable of

organizing society so that food and shelter be made automatic, labour

be reduced to a three-hour day, and joy and laughter be made

universal. And when that is accomplished, not by me but by the

intelligence of mankind, then I shall make a present to the world of

a new mechanical energy. This is my discovery. This Energon is

nothing more nor less than the cosmic energy that resides in the

solar rays. When it is harnessed by mankind it will do the work of

the world. There will be no more multitudes of miners slaving out

their lives in the bowels of the earth, no more sooty firemen and

greasy engineers. All may dress in white if they so will. The work

of life will have become play and young and old will be the children

of joy, and the business of living will become joy; and they will

compete, one with another, in achieving ethical concepts and

spiritual heights, in fashioning pictures and songs, and stories, in

statecraft and beauty craft, in the sweat and the endeavour of the

wrestler and the runner and the player of games--all will compete,

not for sordid coin and base material reward, but for the joy that

shall be theirs in the development and vigour of flesh and in the

development and keenness of spirit. All will be joy-smiths, and

their task shall be to beat out laughter from the ringing anvil of

life.

"And now one word for the immediate future. On New Year's Day all

nations shall disarm, all fortresses and war-ships shall be

dismantled, and all armies shall be disbanded.

"GOLIAH."

On New Year's Day all the world disarmed. The millions of soldiers and

sailors and workmen in the standing armies, in the navies, and in the

countless arsenals, machine-shops, and factories for the manufacture of

war machinery, were dismissed to their homes. These many millions of

men, as well as their costly war machinery, had hitherto been supported

on the back of labour. They now went into useful occupations, and the

released labour giant heaved a mighty sigh of relief. The policing of

the world was left to the peace officers and was purely social, whereas

war had been distinctly anti-social.

Ninety per cent. of the crimes against society had been crimes against

private property. With the passing of private property, at least in the

means of production, and with the organization of industry that gave

every man a chance, the crimes against private property practically

ceased. The police forces everywhere were reduced repeatedly and again

and again. Nearly all occasional and habitual criminals ceased

voluntarily from their depredations. There was no longer any need for

them to commit crime. They merely changed with changing conditions. A

smaller number of criminals was put into hospitals and cured. And the

remnant of the hopelessly criminal and degenerate was segregated. And

the courts in all countries were likewise decreased in number again and

again. Ninety-five per cent. of all civil cases had been squabbles over

property, conflicts of property-rights, lawsuits, contests of wills,

breaches of contract, bankruptcies, etc. With the passing of private

property, this ninety-five per cent. of the cases that cluttered the

courts also passed. The courts became shadows, attenuated ghosts,

rudimentary vestiges of the anarchistic times that had preceded the

coming of Goliah.

The year 1925 was a lively year in the world's history. Goliah ruled the

world with a strong hand. Kings and emperors journeyed to Palgrave

Island, saw the wonders of Energon, and went away, with the fear of death

in their hearts, to abdicate thrones and crowns and hereditary licenses.

When Goliah spoke to politicians (so-called "statesmen"), they obeyed . . .

or died. He dictated universal reforms, dissolved refractory

parliaments, and to the great conspiracy that was formed of mutinous

money lords and captains of industry he sent his destroying angels. "The

time is past for fooling," he told them. "You are anachronisms. You

stand in the way of humanity. To the scrap-heap with you." To those

that protested, and they were many, he said: "This is no time for

logomachy. You can argue for centuries. It is what you have done in the

past. I have no time for argument. Get out of the way."

With the exception of putting a stop to war, and of indicating the broad

general plan, Goliah did nothing. By putting the fear of death into the

hearts of those that sat in the high places and obstructed progress,

Goliah made the opportunity for the unshackled intelligence of the best

social thinkers of the world to exert itself. Goliah left all the

multitudinous details of reconstruction to these social thinkers. He

wanted them to prove that they were able to do it, and they proved it.

It was due to their initiative that the white plague was stamped out from

the world. It was due to them, and in spite of a deal of protesting from

the sentimentalists, that all the extreme hereditary inefficients were

segregated and denied marriage.

Goliah had nothing whatever to do with the instituting of the colleges of

invention. This idea originated practically simultaneously in the minds

of thousands of social thinkers. The time was ripe for the realization

of the idea, and everywhere arose the splendid institutions of invention.

For the first time the ingenuity of man was loosed upon the problem of

simplifying life, instead of upon the making of money-earning devices.

The affairs of life, such as house-cleaning, dish and window-washing,

dust-removing, and scrubbing and clothes-washing, and all the endless

sordid and necessary details, were simplified by invention until they

became automatic. We of to-day cannot realize the barbarously filthy and

slavish lives of those that lived prior to 1925.

The international government of the world was another idea that sprang

simultaneously into the minds of thousands. The successful realization

of this idea was a surprise to many, but as a surprise it was nothing to

that received by the mildly protestant sociologists and biologists when

irrefutable facts exploded the doctrine of Malthus. With leisure and joy

in the world; with an immensely higher standard of living; and with the

enormous spaciousness of opportunity for recreation, development, and

pursuit of beauty and nobility and all the higher attributes, the

birth-rate fell, and fell astoundingly. People ceased breeding like

cattle. And better than that, it was immediately noticeable that a

higher average of children was being born. The doctrine of Malthus was

knocked into a cocked hat--or flung to the scrap-heap, as Goliah would

have put it.

All that Goliah had predicted that the intelligence of mankind could

accomplish with the mechanical energy at its disposal, came to pass.

Human dissatisfaction practically disappeared. The elderly people were

the great grumblers; but when they were honourably pensioned by society,

as they passed the age limit for work, the great majority ceased

grumbling. They found themselves better off in their idle old days under

the new regime, enjoying vastly more pleasure and comforts than they had

in their busy and toilsome youth under the old regime. The younger

generation had easily adapted itself too the changed order, and the very

young had never known anything else. The sum of human happiness had

increased enormously. The world had become gay and sane. Even the old

fogies of professors of sociology, who had opposed with might and main

the coming of the new regime, made no complaint. They were a score of

times better remunerated than in the old days, and they were not worked

nearly so hard. Besides, they were busy revising sociology and writing

new text-books on the subject. Here and there, it is true, there were

atavisms, men who yearned for the flesh-pots and cannibal-feasts of the

old alleged "individualism," creatures long of teeth and savage of claw

who wanted to prey upon their fellow-men; but they were looked upon as

diseased, and were treated in hospitals. A small remnant, however,

proved incurable, and was confined in asylums and denied marriage. Thus

there was no progeny to inherit their atavistic tendencies.

As the years went by, Goliah dropped out of the running of the world.

There was nothing for him to run. The world was running itself, and

doing it smoothly and beautifully. In 1937, Goliah made his

long-promised present of Energon to the world. He himself had devised a

thousand ways in which the little giant should do the work of the

world--all of which he made public at the same time. But instantly the

colleges of invention seized upon Energon and utilized it in a hundred

thousand additional ways. In fact, as Goliah confessed in his letter of

March 1938, the colleges of invention cleared up several puzzling

features of Energon that had baffled him during the preceding years.

With the introduction of the use of Energon the two-hour work-day was cut

down almost to nothing. As Goliah had predicted, work indeed became

play. And, so tremendous was man's productive capacity, due to Energon

and the rational social utilization of it, that the humblest citizen

enjoyed leisure and time and opportunity for an immensely greater

abundance of living than had the most favoured under the old anarchistic

system.

Nobody had ever seen Goliah, and all peoples began to clamour for their

saviour to appear. While the world did not minimize his discovery of

Energon, it was decided that greater than that was his wide social

vision. He was a superman, a scientific superman; and the curiosity of

the world to see him had become wellnigh unbearable. It was in 1941,

after much hesitancy on his part, that he finally emerged from Palgrave

Island. He arrived on June 6 in San Francisco, and for the first time,

since his retirement to Palgrave Island, the world looked upon his face.

And the world was disappointed. Its imagination had been touched. An

heroic figure had been made out of Goliah. He was the man, or the

demi-god, rather, who had turned the planet over. The deeds of

Alexander, Caesar, Genghis Khan, and Napoleon were as the play of babes

alongside his colossal achievements.

And ashore in San Francisco and through its streets stepped and rode a

little old man, sixty-five years of age, well preserved, with a

pink-and-white complexion and a bald spot on his head the size of an

apple. He was short-sighted and wore spectacles. But when the

spectacles were removed, his were quizzical blue eyes like a child's,

filled with mild wonder at the world. Also his eyes had a way of

twinkling, accompanied by a screwing up of the face, as if he laughed at

the huge joke he had played upon the world, trapping it, in spite of

itself, into happiness and laughter.

For a scientific superman and world tyrant, he had remarkable weaknesses.

He loved sweets, and was inordinately fond of salted almonds and salted

pecans, especially of the latter. He always carried a paper bag of them

in his pocket, and he had a way of saying frequently that the chemism of

his nature demanded such fare. Perhaps his most astonishing failing was

cats. He had an ineradicable aversion to that domestic animal. It will

be remembered that he fainted dead away with sudden fright, while

speaking in Brotherhood Palace, when the janitor's cat walked out upon

the stage and brushed against his legs.

But no sooner had he revealed himself to the world than he was

identified. Old-time friends had no difficulty in recognizing him as

Percival Stultz, the German-American who, in 1898, had worked in the

Union Iron Works, and who, for two years at that time, had been secretary

of Branch 369 of the International Brotherhood of Machinists. It was in

1901, then twenty-five years of age, that he had taken special scientific

courses at the University of California, at the same time supporting

himself by soliciting what was then known as "life insurance." His

records as a student are preserved in the university museum, and they are

unenviable. He is remembered by the professors he sat under chiefly for

his absent-mindedness. Undoubtedly, even then, he was catching glimpses

of the wide visions that later were to be his.

His naming himself "Goliah" and shrouding himself in mystery was his

little joke, he later explained. As Goliah, or any other thing like

that, he said, he was able to touch the imagination of the world and turn

it over; but as Percival Stultz, wearing side-whiskers and spectacles,

and weighing one hundred and eighteen pounds, he would have been unable

to turn over a pecan--"not even a salted pecan."

But the world quickly got over its disappointment in his personal

appearance and antecedents. It knew him and revered him as the

master-mind of the ages; and it loved him for himself, for his quizzical

short-sighted eyes and the inimitable way in which he screwed up his face

when he laughed; it loved him for his simplicity and comradeship and warm

humanness, and for his fondness for salted pecans and his aversion to

cats. And to-day, in the wonder-city of Asgard, rises in awful beauty

that monument to him that dwarfs the pyramids and all the monstrous

blood-stained monuments of antiquity. And on that monument, as all know,

is inscribed in imperishable bronze the prophecy and the fulfilment: "ALL

WILL BE JOY-SMITHS, AND THEIR TASK SHALL BE TO BEAT OUT LAUGHTER FROM THE

RINGING ANVIL OF LIFE."

[EDITORIAL NOTE.--This remarkable production is the work of Harry

Beckwith, a student in the Lowell High School of San Francisco, and it is

here reproduced chiefly because of the youth of its author. Far be it

from our policy to burden our readers with ancient history; and when it

is known that Harry Beckwith was only fifteen when the fore-going was

written, our motive will be understood. "Goliah" won the Premier for

high school composition in 2254, and last year Harry Beckwith took

advantage of the privilege earned, by electing to spend six months in

Asgard. The wealth of historical detail, the atmosphere of the times,

and the mature style of the composition are especially noteworthy in one

so young.]

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