THE SOMNAMBULISTS

"'Tis only fools speak evil of the clay--

The very stars are made of clay like mine."

The mightiest and absurdest sleep-walker on the planet! Chained in the

circle of his own imaginings, man is only too keen to forget his origin

and to shame that flesh of his that bleeds like all flesh and that is

good to eat. Civilization (which is part of the circle of his

imaginings) has spread a veneer over the surface of the soft-shelled

animal known as man. It is a very thin veneer; but so wonderfully is man

constituted that he squirms on his bit of achievement and believes he is

garbed in armour-plate.

Yet man to-day is the same man that drank from his enemy's skull in the

dark German forests, that sacked cities, and stole his women from

neighbouring clans like any howling aborigine. The flesh-and-blood body

of man has not changed in the last several thousand years. Nor has his

mind changed. There is no faculty of the mind of man to-day that did not

exist in the minds of the men of long ago. Man has to-day no concept

that is too wide and deep and abstract for the mind of Plato or Aristotle

to grasp. Give to Plato or Aristotle the same fund of knowledge that man

to-day has access to, and Plato and Aristotle would reason as profoundly

as the man of to-day and would achieve very similar conclusions.

It is the same old animal man, smeared over, it is true, with a veneer,

thin and magical, that makes him dream drunken dreams of self-exaltation

and to sneer at the flesh and the blood of him beneath the smear. The

raw animal crouching within him is like the earthquake monster pent in

the crust of the earth. As he persuades himself against the latter till

it arouses and shakes down a city, so does he persuade himself against

the former until it shakes him out of his dreaming and he stands

undisguised, a brute like any other brute.

Starve him, let him miss six meals, and see gape through the veneer the

hungry maw of the animal beneath. Get between him and the female of his

kind upon whom his mating instinct is bent, and see his eyes blaze like

an angry cat's, hear in his throat the scream of wild stallions, and

watch his fists clench like an orang-outang's. Maybe he will even beat

his chest. Touch his silly vanity, which he exalts into high-sounding

pride--call him a liar, and behold the red animal in him that makes a

hand clutching that is quick like the tensing of a tiger's claw, or an

eagle's talon, incarnate with desire to rip and tear.

It is not necessary to call him a liar to touch his vanity. Tell a

plains Indian that he has failed to steal horses from the neighbouring

tribe, or tell a man living in bourgeois society that he has failed to

pay his bills at the neighbouring grocer's, and the results are the same.

Each, plains Indian and bourgeois, is smeared with a slightly different

veneer, that is all. It requires a slightly different stick to scrape it

off. The raw animals beneath are identical.

But intrude not violently upon man, leave him alone in his somnambulism,

and he kicks out from under his feet the ladder of life up which he has

climbed, constitutes himself the centre of the universe, dreams sordidly

about his own particular god, and maunders metaphysically about his own

blessed immortality.

True, he lives in a real world, breathes real air, eats real food, and

sleeps under real blankets, in order to keep real cold away. And there's

the rub. He has to effect adjustments with the real world and at the

same time maintain the sublimity of his dream. The result of this

admixture of the real and the unreal is confusion thrice confounded. The

man that walks the real world in his sleep becomes such a tangled mass of

contradictions, paradoxes, and lies that he has to lie to himself in

order to stay asleep.

In passing, it may be noted that some men are remarkably constituted in

this matter of self-deception. They excel at deceiving themselves. They

believe, and they help others to believe. It becomes their function in

society, and some of them are paid large salaries for helping their

fellow-men to believe, for instance, that they are not as other animals;

for helping the king to believe, and his parasites and drudges as well,

that he is God's own manager over so many square miles of earth-crust;

for helping the merchant and banking classes to believe that society

rests on their shoulders, and that civilization would go to smash if they

got out from under and ceased from their exploitations and petty

pilferings.

Prize-fighting is terrible. This is the dictum of the man who walks in

his sleep. He prates about it, and writes to the papers about it, and

worries the legislators about it. There is nothing of the brute about

_him_. He is a sublimated soul that treads the heights and breathes

refined ether--in self-comparison with the prize-fighter. The man who

walks in his sleep ignores the flesh and all its wonderful play of

muscle, joint, and nerve. He feels that there is something godlike in

the mysterious deeps of his being, denies his relationship with the

brute, and proceeds to go forth into the world and express by deeds that

something godlike within him.

He sits at a desk and chases dollars through the weeks and months and

years of his life. To him the life godlike resolves into a problem

something like this: _Since the great mass of men toil at producing

wealth_, _how best can he get between the great mass of men and the

wealth they produce_, _and get a slice for himself_? With tremendous

exercise of craft, deceit, and guile, he devotes his life godlike to this

purpose. As he succeeds, his somnambulism grows profound. He bribes

legislatures, buys judges, "controls" primaries, and then goes and hires

other men to tell him that it is all glorious and right. And the

funniest thing about it is that this arch-deceiver believes all that they

tell him. He reads only the newspapers and magazines that tell him what

he wants to be told, listens only to the biologists who tell him that he

is the finest product of the struggle for existence, and herds only with

his own kind, where, like the monkey-folk, they teeter up and down and

tell one another how great they are.

In the course of his life godlike he ignores the flesh--until he gets to

table. He raises his hands in horror at the thought of the brutish

prize-fighter, and then sits down and gorges himself on roast beef, rare

and red, running blood under every sawing thrust of the implement called

a knife. He has a piece of cloth which he calls a napkin, with which he

wipes from his lips, and from the hair on his lips, the greasy juices of

the meat.

He is fastidiously nauseated at the thought of two prize-fighters

bruising each other with their fists; and at the same time, because it

will cost him some money, he will refuse to protect the machines in his

factory, though he is aware that the lack of such protection every year

mangles, batters, and destroys out of all humanness thousands of

working-men, women, and children. He will chatter about things refined

and spiritual and godlike like himself, and he and the men who herd with

him will calmly adulterate the commodities they put upon the market and

which annually kill tens of thousands of babies and young children.

He will recoil at the suggestion of the horrid spectacle of two men

confronting each other with gloved hands in the roped arena, and at the

same time he will clamour for larger armies and larger navies, for more

destructive war machines, which, with a single discharge, will disrupt

and rip to pieces more human beings than have died in the whole history

of prize-fighting. He will bribe a city council for a franchise or a

state legislature for a commercial privilege; but he has never been

known, in all his sleep-walking history, to bribe any legislative body in

order to achieve any moral end, such as, for instance, abolition of

prize-fighting, child-labour laws, pure food bills, or old age pensions.

"Ah, but we do not stand for the commercial life," object the refined,

scholarly, and professional men. They are also sleep-walkers. They do

not stand for the commercial life, but neither do they stand against it

with all their strength. They submit to it, to the brutality and carnage

of it. They develop classical economists who announce that the only

possible way for men and women to get food and shelter is by the existing

method. They produce university professors, men who claim the _role_ of

teachers, and who at the same time claim that the austere ideal of

learning is passionless pursuit of passionless intelligence. They serve

the men who lead the commercial life, give to their sons somnambulistic

educations, preach that sleep-walking is the only way to walk, and that

the persons who walk otherwise are atavisms or anarchists. They paint

pictures for the commercial men, write books for them, sing songs for

them, act plays for them, and dose them with various drugs when their

bodies have grown gross or dyspeptic from overeating and lack of

exercise.

Then there are the good, kind somnambulists who don't prize-fight, who

don't play the commercial game, who don't teach and preach somnambulism,

who don't do anything except live on the dividends that are coined out of

the wan, white fluid that runs in the veins of little children, out of

mothers' tears, the blood of strong men, and the groans and sighs of the

old. The receiver is as bad as the thief--ay, and the thief is finer

than the receiver; he at least has the courage to run the risk. But the

good, kind people who don't do anything won't believe this, and the

assertion will make them angry--for a moment. They possess several magic

phrases, which are like the incantations of a voodoo doctor driving

devils away. The phrases that the good, kind people repeat to themselves

and to one another sound like "abstinence," "temperance," "thrift,"

"virtue." Sometimes they say them backward, when they sound like

"prodigality," "drunkenness," "wastefulness," and "immorality." They do

not really know the meaning of these phrases, but they think they do, and

that is all that is necessary for somnambulists. The calm repetition of

such phrases invariably drives away the waking devils and lulls to

slumber.

Our statesmen sell themselves and their country for gold. Our municipal

servants and state legislators commit countless treasons. The world of

graft! The world of betrayal! The world of somnambulism, whose exalted

and sensitive citizens are outraged by the knockouts of the prize-ring,

and who annually not merely knock out, but kill, thousands of babies and

children by means of child labour and adulterated food. Far better to

have the front of one's face pushed in by the fist of an honest

prize-fighter than to have the lining of one's stomach corroded by the

embalmed beef of a dishonest manufacturer.

In a prize-fight men are classed. A lightweight fights with a

light-weight; he never fights with a heavy-weight, and foul blows are not

allowed. Yet in the world of the somnambulists, where soar the

sublimated spirits, there are no classes, and foul blows are continually

struck and never disallowed. Only they are not called foul blows. The

world of claw and fang and fist and club has passed away--so say the

somnambulists. A rebate is not an elongated claw. A Wall Street raid is

not a fang slash. Dummy boards of directors and fake accountings are not

foul blows of the fist under the belt. A present of coal stock by a mine

operator to a railroad official is not a claw rip to the bowels of a

rival mine operator. The hundred million dollars with which a

combination beats down to his knees a man with a million dollars is not a

club. The man who walks in his sleep says it is not a club. So say all

of his kind with which he herds. They gather together and solemnly and

gloatingly make and repeat certain noises that sound like "discretion,"

"acumen," "initiative," "enterprise." These noises are especially

gratifying when they are made backward. They mean the same things, but

they sound different. And in either case, forward or backward, the

spirit of the dream is not disturbed.

When a man strikes a foul blow in the prize-ring the fight is immediately

stopped, he is declared the loser, and he is hissed by the audience as he

leaves the ring. But when a man who walks in his sleep strikes a foul

blow he is immediately declared the victor and awarded the prize; and

amid acclamations he forthwith turns his prize into a seat in the United

States Senate, into a grotesque palace on Fifth Avenue, and into endowed

churches, universities and libraries, to say nothing of subsidized

newspapers, to proclaim his greatness.

The red animal in the somnambulist will out. He decries the carnal

combat of the prize-ring, and compels the red animal to spiritual combat.

The poisoned lie, the nasty, gossiping tongue, the brutality of the

unkind epigram, the business and social nastiness and treachery of

to-day--these are the thrusts and scratches of the red animal when the

somnambulist is in charge. They are not the upper cuts and short arm

jabs and jolts and slugging blows of the spirit. They are the foul blows

of the spirit that have never been disbarred, as the foul blows of the

prize-ring have been disbarred. (Would it not be preferable for a man to

strike one full on the mouth with his fist than for him to tell a lie

about one, or malign those that are nearest and dearest?)

For these are the crimes of the spirit, and, alas! they are so much more

frequent than blows on the mouth. And whosoever exalts the spirit over

the flesh, by his own creed avers that a crime of the spirit is vastly

more terrible than a crime of the flesh. Thus stand the somnambulists

convicted by their own creed--only they are not real men, alive and

awake, and they proceed to mutter magic phrases that dispel all doubt as

to their undiminished and eternal gloriousness.

It is well enough to let the ape and tiger die, but it is hardly fair to

kill off the natural and courageous apes and tigers and allow the spawn

of cowardly apes and tigers to live. The prize-fighting apes and tigers

will die all in good time in the course of natural evolution, but they

will not die so long as the cowardly, somnambulistic apes and tigers club

and scratch and slash. This is not a brief for the prize-fighter. It is

a blow of the fist between the eyes of the somnambulists, teetering up

and down, muttering magic phrases, and thanking God that they are not as

other animals.

GLEN ELLEN, CALIFORNIA.

_June_ 1900.

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