We had it and they didn’t know anything about it till we got there, and
then they didn’t know what we came for. Guess who was there besides us
four! Gapper Sky Blue and little Rosy. Tom invited them. We left the
bundles inside and walked in. Not to the shop, but to the room back,
where they stay. They told us, “Do sit up to the fire, for ’t is a
proper cold day.” They’d got their tea a warming in a little round
tea-pot, a black one, and their dishes on a little round table, pulled
up close to Lame Betsey; seemed just like my sister, when she has
company, playing supper. The Other Betsey, she was holding a skein of
yarn for Lame Betsey to wind, and said their yarn-winders were come
apart. Dorry said, “Billy, let’s you and I make some yarn-winders!” Now
what do you think we made them out of? Out of ourselves! We stood back
to back, with our elbows touching our sides, and our arms sticking out,
and our thumbs sticking up. Then Dorry told her to put on her yarn, and
we turned ourselves round, like yarn-winders.
Pretty soon Gapper Sky Blue and Rosy came. Then we brought in the
bundles and let ’em know what was up, and they didn’t know what to say.
All they could say was, “Wal, I never!” and “Now did you ever?”
The Other Betsey said if they were having a party they must smart
themselves up some. So she got out their other caps, with white ruffles,
and put on her handkerchief with a bunch of flowers in the back corner,
but put a black silk cape on Lame Betsey that had a muslin ruffle round
it, or lace, or I don’t know what, and a clean collar, that she worked
herself, when she was a young lady, and a bow of ribbon, that she used
to wear to parties, wide ribbon, striped, green and yellow, or pink, I
can’t tell, and both of ’em clean aprons, figured aprons,--calico, I
think like enough,--with the creases all in ’em, and strings tied in
front. I tell you if the Two Betseys didn’t look tiptop! Then they unset
that little round table, and we dragged out the great big one, that
hadn’t been used for seventeen years. The Other Betsey’s grandfather had
it, when he was first married. When ’t isn’t a table, ’t is tipped up to
make into a chair, and had more legs than a spider. Little Rosy helped
set the table. She never went to a party before.
O, but you ought to ’ve seen the plates! You know your pie-plates? Well,
these were just like them. All white, with scalloped edges, blue
scalloped edges. Only no bigger round than the top of your tin dipper.
The knives and forks--two-prongers--had green handles. And the
sugar-bowl and cream pitcher were dark blue. Tom brought a good deal of
sugar, all in white lumps, and a can of milk. He bought pies and jumbles
and turnovers and ginger-snaps and egg-crackers and cake and bread at
the bake-house, and butter and cheese and Bologna sausage--I can’t bear
Bologna sausage--and some oranges, that he brought home from sea. And
the sweetest jelly you ever saw! Don’t know what ’t is made of, but they
call it guava jelly, and comes in little boxes. I believe I could eat
twenty boxes of that kind of jelly, if I could get it. Dorry says he
don’t doubt they make it out of apple-parings down in Jersey.
The Other Betsey stood up in a chair and took down her best china cups
and saucers, that used to be her grandmother’s, and hadn’t been took
down for a good many years, and wiped the dust off. Little mites of
things, with pictures on them. We boys didn’t drink tea, only Tom Cush;
we had milk in mugs. Mine was a tall, slim one, not much bigger round
than an inkstand, and had pine-trees on it, blue pine-trees. Dorry had a
china one that was about as clear as glass, that Lame Betsey’s brother
brought home when he went captain, and Bubby Short’s had “A gift of
affection” on it. That was one her little niece used to drink out of
that died afterwards, when she was very little.
I tell you if that supper-table didn’t look like a supper-table when ’t
was all ready! They set Lame Betsey at the head of the table, because
she couldn’t get up, and Dorry said the one at the head must never get
up, for it wasn’t polite. We took her right up in her chair to set her
there. Then there was some fun quarrelling which should sit at her right
hand, because that is a seat of honor. Tom said Gapper ought to, for he
was the oldest. But he said it ought to be Tom, because he was the most
like company. But at last she said ’t wouldn’t make any difference,
because she was left-handed. The Other Betsey brought some twisted
doughnuts out.
Now I’ll tell you how we sat.
Lame Betsey at the head, and the Other Betsey at the other end; Gapper
Sky Blue and Rosy and Bubby Short on the right side, and Tom and Dorry
and I on the left. And if we didn’t have a bully time! The Two Betseys
and Gapper used to know each other, and to go to school together, and
they told such funny stories, made us die a laughing, and when I get
home you’ll hear some. Then Gapper told Tom Cush that now he was a
sailor he ought to spin us a yarn. When I come home I’ll tell you the
yarn Tom spun. ’T was all about an alligator he saw, and about going
near it in a boat, and what the Arabs did, and what he did, and what the
alligator did. Wait till I come, then you’ll hear about it. Both Betseys
kept putting down their knife and fork, and looking up at him, just as
scared, and kept saying, “Wal, I never!” “Now did you ever!”
Tom acted it all out. First he cleared a place for a river. Then he took
a twisted doughnut for the alligator and a ginger-snap for a boat. I’ll
tell you about it sometime. Guess ’t wasn’t all true, for you can put
anything you’ve a mind to in a yarn. He told us about the beautiful
birds, and when I told him about one my sister used to have, he said
he’d bring her home a Java sparrow.
Then he told us about drinking “Hopshe!” I’ll tell how, and I want all
of you to try it.
Now suppose Hannah Jane was the one to try it.
First, she takes a tumbler of water in her hand, then you all say
together, Hannah Jane and all, quite fast,--
“A blackbird sat on a swinging limb.
He looked at me and I at him.
Once so merrily,--Hopshe!
Twice so merrily,--Hopshe!
Thrice so merrily,--Hopshe!”
Now I shall tell where the fun comes in.
While all the rest say, “Once so merrily,” Hannah Jane must drink one
swallow quick enough to say the “Hopshe!” with them. Then another
swallow while they say, “Twice so merrily,” and another while they say,
“Thrice so merrily,” and be ready to say the “Hopshe” with them, every
time. We tried it, and I tell you if the “Hopshe’s” didn’t come in all
sorts of funny ways! The Two Betseys told about some funny tricks they
used to try, to see who was going to be their beau.
From your affectionate Grandson,