This is the account you asked me for, of all I’ve bought this week:--

Slippery elm 1 cent.

Corn-ball 1 cent.

Gum 1 cent.

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And I swapped a whip-lash that I found for an orange that only had one

suck sucked out of it. The “Two Betseys,” they keep very good things to

sell. They are two old women that live in a little hut with two rooms to

it, and a ladder to go up stairs by, through a hole in the wall. One

Betsey, she is lame and keeps still, and sells the things to us sitting

down. The other Betsey, she can run, and keeps a yardstick to drive away

boys with. For they have apple-trees in their garden. But she never

touches a boy, if she does catch him. They have hens and sell eggs.

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The boys that sleep in the same room that we do wanted Benjie and me to

join together with them to buy a great confectioner’s frosted cake, and

other things. And when the lamps had been blown out, to keep awake and

light them up again, and so have a supper late at night, with the

curtains all down and the blinds shut up, when people were in bed, and

not let anybody know.

But Benjie hadn’t any money. Because his father works hard for his

living,--but his uncle pays for his schooling,--and he wouldn’t if he

had. And I said I wouldn’t do anything so deceitful. And the more they

said you must and you shall, the more I said I wouldn’t and I shouldn’t,

and the money should blow up first.

So they called me “Old Stingy” and “Pepper-corn” and “Speckled

Potatoes.” Said they’d pull my hair if ’t weren’t for burning their

fingers. Dorry was the maddest one. Said he guessed my hair was tired of

standing up, and wanted to lie down to rest.

I wish you would please send me a new comb, for the large end of mine

has got all but five of the teeth broken out, and the small end can’t

get through. I can’t get it cut because the barber has raised his price.

Send quite a stout one.

I have lost two of my pocket-handkerchiefs, and another one went up on

Dorry’s kite, and blew away.

Your affectionate grandchild,

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