CHAPTER VIII

SCIENCE APPLIED

Gaspard was ill--very ill. He lay in the little anteroom at the top of

the stairs and groaned thunderously. He had a pain in his back and a

roaring in his head, and an extreme disorder in the region of his

solar plexus.

"Sure an' he's no more nor less than a human earthquake," Michael

reported after an examination.

Nancy applied ice caps and hot-water bags to the afflicted areas

without avail. The stricken man had struggled from his bed in the

Twentieth Street lodging-house that he had chosen for his habitation,

and staggered through the heavy morning heat to his post in the

basement kitchen of Nancy's Inn, there to collapse ignominiously

between his cooking ranges. With Molly and Dolly and Hildeguard at his

feet and herself and Michael and a dishwasher at his head they had

managed to get him up the two short flights of stairs. It developed

that it would be necessary to remove him in an ambulance later in the

day, but for the time being he lay like a contorted Colossus on the

fragile-looking cot that constituted his improvised bed of pain: "Like

the great grandfather," to quote Michael again, "of all of them

Zeus'es and gargoyles, and other cavortin' gentlemen in the yard

down-stairs."

With the luncheon menu before her, Nancy decided that the hour had

come for her to prove herself. She had assumed the practical

management of the business of the Inn only to have the responsibility

and much of the authority of her position taken from her by the very

efficiency of her staff. She was far too good a business woman not to

realize that this condition was distinctly to her advantage, and to

encourage it accordingly, but there was still so much of the child in

her that she secretly resented every usurpation of privilege.

With Gaspard ill she was able to manipulate the affairs of the kitchen

exactly as she chose, and even in the moment of applying the "hot at

the base of the brain and the cold at the forehead" that the doctor

had prescribed as the most effective method for relieving the pressure

of blood in the tortured temples of the suffering man, she had been

conscious of that thrill of triumph that most human beings feel when

the involuntary removal of the man higher up invests them with power.

Michael did the marketing, and the list went through as Gaspard had

planned it, with some slight adaptations to the exigency, such as the

substitution of twenty-five cans of tomato soup for the fresh

vegetables with which Gaspard had planned to make his tomato bisque,

and brandied peaches in glass jars instead of peach soufflé.

"If I allow myself a little handicap in the matter of details," she

said, "I know I can put everything else through as well as Gaspard;"

whereupon she enveloped herself in a huge linen apron, tucked her hair

into one of the chef's white caps, and attacked the problem of

preparing luncheon for from sixty-five to two hundred people, who were

scheduled to appear at uncertain intervals between the hours of twelve

and two-thirty. Later she must be ready to serve tea and ices to a

problematical number of patrons, but she tried not to think beyond the

immediate task.

She could make a very good tomato bisque by adding one cup of milk and

a dash of cream to one half-pint can of MacDonald's tomato soup,

enough to serve three people adequately, and she proceeded to multiply

that recipe by twenty-five. She didn't think of getting large cans

till Michael in the process of opening the half-pint tins made the

belated suggestion, which she greeted with some hauteur.

"I'm not the person to mind a little extra work, Michael, when I am

sure of my results. Precision--that's the secret of the difference

between American and French cooking."

"An' sure and I fail to see the difference between the preciseness of

a quart can and four half-pint ones, but I suppose it's my ignorance

now."

"Your supposition is correct, Michael," she said airily, but out of

the corner of her eye she saw him smiling to himself over the growing

heap of half-pint tins, and reddened with mortification at her naiveté

in the matter.

She looked at the vat of terra-cotta purée with considerable dismay

when she had stirred in the last measure of cream. Twenty-five pints

of tomato bisque is a rather formidable quantity of a liquid the chief

virtue of which is its sparing and judicious introduction into the

individual diet scheme. Nancy hardly felt that she wanted to be alone

with it.

"They'll soon lick it all up, and be polishing their plates like so

many Tom-cats," Michael said, indicating their potential patronage by

waving his hand toward the courtyard. "Here comes Miss Betty, now.

She'll be after lending a hand in the cooking."

"Keep her away, Michael," Nancy cried; "go out and head her off. Make

her go up-stairs and sit with Gaspard,--anything, but don't let her

come in here. If she does I won't answer for the consequences.

I'll--I'll--I don't know what I'll do to her."

"Throw her in the soup kettle, most likely," Michael chuckled. "Faith,

an' I never saw a woman yet that wasn't ready to scratch the eyes out

of the next one that got into her kitchen."

"She isn't safe," Nancy said darkly. "I need every bit of brain and

self-control I have to put this luncheon through. You keep Miss

Betty's mind on something else--anything but me and the way I am doing

the cooking."

"'Tis done," said Michael; "sure an' I'll protect her from you, if I

have to abduct her myself!"

"I wish he would," Nancy said to herself viciously, "before she gets

another chance at Collier Pratt.--Creamed chicken and mushrooms. It's

a lucky thing that Gaspard diced the chicken last night, and fixed

that macédoine of vegetables for a garnish.--She's a dangerous woman;

she might wreck one's whole life with her unfeeling, histrionic

nonsense.--I wonder if thirteen quarts of cream sauce is going to be

enough."

It turned out to be quite enough after the crises in which the butter

basis got too brown, and the flour after melting into it smoothly

seemed unreasonably inclined to lump again as Nancy stirred the cold

milk into it, but the result after all was perfectly adequate, except

for the uncanny brown tinge that the whole mixture had taken on. Nancy

was unable to restrain herself from taking a sample of it to Gaspard's

bedside.

"_Mais_--but I can not eat it now," he cried, misunderstanding the

purpose of her visit, "nor again--nor ever again. _Jamais!_"

"I don't want you to eat it, Gaspard, I want you to look at it, and

tell me what makes it that color. It turned tan, you see. I don't want

to poison any one."

"I am too miserable," Gaspard said. "The sauce--you have made into

Béchamel with the browning butter, _voilà tout_. It is better so,--it

would not hurt any one in the world but me--and me it would kill."

"Poor thing," sighed Nancy, as she took her place by the kitchen

dresser again, trying to remember where she had last seen brown eyes

that reflected the look of stricken endurance that glazed Gaspard's

velvet orbs, recalled with a start that Dick had gazed at her in

much the same helpless fashion on their drive home from their

recent motor trip in Connecticut. She had been too absorbed in her

own distresses to consider anybody's state of mind but her own, on

that occasion, but now Dick's expression came back to her vividly,

and she nearly ruined a big bowl of French dressing, at the crucial

moment of putting in the vinegar, trying to imagine which one of

the events of that inauspicious day might conceivably have caused it.

After the actual serving of the meal began, however, she had very

little time for reflection or reminiscence. The distribution of

food to the waitresses as they called for it required the full

concentration of her powers. Molly and Dolly coached her, and with

their assistance she was soon able to fill the bewilderingly rapid

orders from the line of girls stretching from the door to the open

space in front of her serving-table, which never seemed to diminish

however adequately its demands were met.

Mechanically she took soup and meat dishes from the hooded shelves at

the top of the range where they were kept warming, and ladled out the

brick-colored bisque, the creamed chicken and garnishing of the

individual orders. The chicken looked delicious with its accompaniment

of vari-colored vegetables,--Nancy had done away with the side dish

long since--and each serving was assembled with special reference to

its decorative qualities. The girls went up-stairs to put the salad on

the plates, where the desserts were already dished in the quaint blue

bowls in which stewed fruits and the more fluid sweets were always

served.

In her mind's eye Nancy could see the picture. At noon the court was

almost entirely in the shade, and instead of the awning top, which

shut out the air, there were gay striped umbrellas at the one or two

tables that were imperfectly protected from the sun. She had recently

invested in some table-cloths with bright blue woven borders. Flowers

were arranged in low bowls and baskets on respective tables. Nancy

instinctively grouped tired young business men in blue serge and soft

collars at the tables decorated with the baskets of blue flowers; and

pale young women in lingerie blouses before the bowls of roses. She

could see them,--those big-eyed girls with delicate blue veins

accentuating the pallor of their white faces--sinking gratefully into

the wicker seats and benches, and sniffing rapturously at the faint

far-away fragrance of the woodland blossoms.

"I hope they will steal a great many of them," she thought, for her

patrons were given to despoiling her flower vases in a way that

scandalized the good Hildeguard, who was a just but ungenerous soul in

spite of her ample proportions and popular qualities. Molly and Dolly

were rather given to encouraging the vandals, knowing that they had

Nancy's tacit approval.

Automatically dipping the huge metal ladle--one filling of which was

enough for a service--into the big soup kettle, she stood for a moment

gazing into its magenta depths oblivious to everything but the

rhapsodic consideration of her realized dream. Now for the first time

she was contributing directly her own strength and energy to the

public which she served. She had prepared with her own hands the meal

which her grateful patrons were consuming. The little girls with the

tired faces, the jaded men, the smart, weary business women--buyers

and secretaries and modistes,--who were occupied in the neighborhood

were all being literally nourished by her. She had actually

manufactured the product that was to sustain them through the weary

day of heat and effort.

"How do they like the lunch, Molly?" she asked, as she deftly

deposited the forty-fifth serving of chicken with Béchamel sauce on

the exact center of the plate before her. "Are they pleased with the

soup? Are they saying complimentary things about the chicken?"

"Some of them is, Miss Nancy. Some of them is complaining that they

can't get any other kind of soup. Them that usually gets invalid broth

don't understand our running out of it."

"I forgot about the specials," Nancy cried.

"That red-haired girl that we feed on custards and nut bread and that

special cocoa Gaspard makes for her, she acted real bad. They get

expecting certain things, and then they want them."

"I'm sorry," Nancy said; "I'll make all those things to-morrow."

"The old feller that always has the stewed prunes is terrible pleased

though. I give him two helps of the peaches, and he wanted another. He

was pleased to get white bread too. He complains something dreadful

about his bran biscuit every day."

"I meant to send to the woman's exchange for different kinds of health

bread, but I forgot it," Nancy moaned. "Do they like the peaches at

all?"

"Most of them likes them too well. There was one old lady that got one

whiff of them, and pushed back her chair and left. I guess she had

took the pledge, and the brandy went against her principles."

"I never thought of that. I only thought that brandied peaches would

be a treat to so many people who didn't have them habitually served at

home."

The picture in Nancy's mind changed in color a trifle. She could see

sour-faced spinsters at single tables pushing back their chairs,

overturning the rose bowls in their hurry to shake the dust of her

restaurant from their feet.

"Don't accept any money from people who don't like their luncheon,"

she admonished Molly, who was next in line with several orders to be

filled at once. "Tell them that the proprietor of Outside Inn prefers

not to be paid unless the meal is entirely satisfactory."

"I'm afraid there wouldn't never be any satisfactory meals if I told

them that, Miss Nancy."

"I don't want any one ever to pay for anything he doesn't like," Nancy

insisted. "Slip the money back in their coat pockets if you can't

manage it any other way."

"There's lots of complaints about the soup," Dolly said; "so many

people don't like tomato in the heat. Gaspard, he always had a choice

even if it wasn't down on the menu. I might deduct, say fifteen cents

now, and slip it back to them with their change."

"Please do," Nancy implored. "Tell Molly and Hildeguard."

"Hilda would drop dead, but Molly'd like the fun of it."

It was hot in the kitchen. The soup kettle bad been emptied of more

than half its contents, but the liquid that was left bubbled thickly

over the gas flame that had been newly lit to reheat it. The pungent,

acrid odor of hot tomatoes affronted her nostrils. She had a vision

now of the pale tired faces of the little stenographers turning in

disgust from the contemplation of the flamboyant and sticky purée on

their plates, annoyed by the color scheme in combination with the soft

wild-rose pink of the table bouquets, if not actually sickened by the

fluid itself. For the first time since his abrupt seizure that morning

she began to hope in her heart that Gaspard's illness might be a

matter of days instead of weeks. She served Hildeguard and one of the

other waitresses with more soup, and then began to boil some eggs to

eke out the chicken, which, owing to her unprecedented generosity in

the matter of portions, seemed to be diminishing with alarming

rapidity.

From the kitchen closet beyond came the clatter of dishwashing, the

interminable splashing of water, and stacking of plates, punctuated by

the occasional clang of smashing glass or pottery. She had discharged

two dishwashers in less than two weeks' time, with the natural feeling

that any change in that department must be for the better, but the

present incumbent was even more incompetent than his predecessors.

Even Nancy's impregnable nerves began to feel the strain of the

continual clamorous assault on them.

Betty appeared in the doorway that led directly from the restaurant

stairs.

"I'm sorry to intrude," she said. "Don't blame Michael, I'm breaking

my parole to get in here. He locked me in and made me swear I'd keep

out of the kitchen before he'd let me out at all, but I had to tell

you this. The tomato soup has curdled and you ought not to serve it

any more."

"Well, I thought it looked rather funny," Nancy moaned.

"It won't do anybody any harm, you know. It just looks bad, and a lot

of people are kicking about it. Did Molly tell you about the old

fellow that got tipsy on the peaches?"

"No, she didn't. I sent Michael out for some ripe peaches and other

fruit to serve instead."

"That's a good idea. How's the food holding out? There are lots of

people you know up-stairs," she rattled on, for Nancy, who was getting

more and more distraught with each disquieting detail, made no

pretense of answering her. "Dolly has probably kept you informed.

Dick's aunt is here, and that terribly highbrow cousin of Caroline's;

and that good-looking young surgeon that suddenly got so famous last

winter, and admired you so much. Dr. Sunderland--isn't that his name?

I never saw Collier Pratt here for lunch before. There's a little girl

with him, too."

"Collier Pratt?" Nancy cried, "Oh, Betty, he isn't here. He couldn't

be. Don't frighten me with any such nonsense. He never comes here in

the day-time."

"He is though," Betty said, "and a queer-looking little child with

him, a dark-eyed little thing dressed in black satin."

"It seems a good deal to me as if you were making that up," Nancy

cried in exasperation; "it's so much the kind of thing you do make

up."

"I know it," Betty said, unexpectedly reasonable, "but as it happens

I'm not. Collier Pratt really is up-stairs with a poor little orphan

in tow. Ask any one of the girls."

At this moment Dolly, her ribbons awry and her china-blue eyes widened

with excitement, appeared with a dramatic confirmation of Betty's

astonishing announcement.

"There's a little girl took sick from the peaches, and moved up-stairs

in the room next to Gaspard's," she cried breathlessly. "The doctor

that was sitting at the next table, had her moved right up there. He

wants to see the lady that runs the restaurant, and he wants a lot of

hot water in a pitcher, and some baking soda."

"You see," Betty said, "go on up, I'll take your place here. Dolly,

get the things the doctor asked for."

Nancy stripped off her cap and her apron and resigned her spoons and

ladles to Betty without a word. She was still incredulous of what she

would find at the top of the three flights of creaking age-worn stairs

that separated her from the nest of rooms that were the storm quarters

of her hostelry, now converted by a sudden malevolence on the part of

fate into a temporary hospital. As she took the last flight she could

hear Gaspard's stertorous breathing coming at the regular intervals of

distressful slumber, and through that an ominous murmur of grave and

low-voiced conference, such as one hears in the chambers of the dead.

The convulsive application of a powder puff to the tip of her burning

nose--her whole face was aflame with exertion and excitement--was

merely a part of her whole subconscious effort to get herself in hand

for the exigency. Her mind, itself, refused any preparation for the

scene that awaited her.

On one of the cushioned benches against the wall in the most

decorative of the dining-rooms of the up-stairs suite, a little girl

was lying stark against the brilliant blue of the upholstery. She was

a child of some seven or eight, lightly built and delicate of features

and dressed all in black. Her eyes were closed, but the long lashes

emphasizing the shadows in which they were set, prepared you for the

revelation of them. Nancy understood that they were Collier Pratt's

eyes, and that they would open presently, and look wonderingly up at

her. She recognized the presence of Dr. Sunderland, of Michael and

several of the waitresses, and a flighty woman in blue taffeta--an

ubiquitous patron,--but she made her way past them at once, and sank

on her knees before the prostrate child.

"It's nothing very serious, Miss Martin," the young surgeon reassured

her, "delicate children of this type are likely to have these

seizures. It's not exactly a fainting fit. It belongs rather to the

family of hysteria."

"Wasn't it the peaches?" Nancy asked fearfully. "They--they had a

little brandy in them."

"They may have been a contributing cause," Dr. Sunderland acknowledged,

"but the child's condition is primarily responsible. Let her alone

until she rouses,--then give her hot water with a pinch of soda in it

at fifteen-minute intervals. Keep her feet hot and her head cold and

don't try to move her until after dark, when it's cooler."

"All right," Nancy said, "I'll take care of her."

"Here comes her poor father, now," the lady in taffeta announced with

the dramatic commiseration of the self-invited auditor. "He thought an

iced towel on her head might make her feel better. Is the dear little

thing an orphan--I mean a half orphan?"

The assembled company seeming disinclined to respond, she repeated her

inquiry to Collier Pratt himself, as with the susceptive grace that

characterized all his movements, he swung the compress he was carrying

sharply to and fro to preserve its temperature in transit. "Is the

poor little thing a half orphan?"

"The poor little thing is nine-tenths orphan, madam," said Collier

Pratt, "that is--the only creature to whom she can turn for protection

is the apology for a parent that you see before you. Would you mind

stepping aside and giving me a little more room to work in?"

"Not at all." Irony was wasted on the indomitable sympathizer in blue.

"Hasn't she really anybody but you to take care of her?"

Collier Pratt arranged the towel precisely in position over the little

girl's forehead, smoothing with careful fingers the cloud of dusky

hair that fell about her face.

"She has not," he answered with some savagery.

"Hasn't she any women friends or relatives that would be willing to

take charge of her?"

"No, madam."

"Then some woman that has no child of her own to care for ought to

adopt her, and relieve you of the responsibility. It's a shame and

disgrace the way these New York women with no natural ties of their

own go around crying for something to do, when there are sweet little

children like this suffering for a mother's care. I'd adopt her myself

if I was able to. I certainly would."

"I'm perfectly willing to give over the technical part of her bringing

up to some one of the women whom you so feelingly describe," Collier

Pratt said. "The trouble is to find the woman--the right woman. The

vicarious mother is not the most prevalent of our modern types, I

regret to say."

The little girl on the couch stirred softly, and the hand that Nancy

was holding, a pathetic, thin, unkempt little hand, grew warm in hers.

The lids of the big eyes fluttered and lifted. Nancy looked into their

clouded depths for an instant. Then she turned to Collier Pratt

decisively.

"I'll take care of your little girl for you, if you will let me," she

said.

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