CHAPTER XL.

During the fortnight of our stay in the bay of Hilo, we had

opportunities of observing a fair sample of island life. It is a place

less visited than others of the Hawaiian group, and as a consequence,

the natives have lost nothing from a less constant association with more

civilized nations.

They still preserve, in a certain degree, old habits and heathenish

customs, though very much modified by the benevolent efforts of their

missionary pastors; yet there are many deeply rooted and immoral

practices, which the good teachers find a Herculean labor to eradicate.

Nevertheless, it must strike a stranger with surprise to find all those

demi-barbarians have been taught to read and write--exceedingly well

too--indeed the clean, well-defined caligraphy of the Hilo nymphs will

compare with that of the most fashionable style of the art in young

ladies' seminaries at home--they pay a strict outward observance to the

Sabbath, have a general knowledge of the Scriptures, and many of the

youth, a tolerable share of education.

The huts in the vicinity of towns and settlements are more comfortable

and habitable than in the days of Cook and Vancouver, partaking somewhat

in build, to the steep angular Dutch roof, but constructed of poles and

thatch, without windows, and with only a single entrance. Great

quantities of clean, well-made mats are piled about the floors, which

are couches for eating or sleeping; the bedstead is not used, and since

a deal of rain falls upon the windward side of the island, the health of

the population is seriously affected by the dampness of the ground.

The natives are amiable, good-natured, indolent beings, and approach

nearer to the _toujours gai_ than any people in existence. But let no

one, judging from their simplicity of manners, be so verdant as to

suppose he can win their hearts or produce with glass beads,

jack-knives, or any other species of baubles! Per-adventure he will

discover they have as correct an appreciation of silver, and can drive

as sharp a bargain, as ever the Jew out of Jerusalem. Still they were

obliging, and would attend us all day in our tramps and excursions,

apparently well satisfied with a trifling present of stumps of cigars.

One great detriment to health is removed, in the article of spirits.

Like all the Indian races, they are extravagantly fond of it but in

Hawaii there is not a drop to be had, and in the other islands of the

cluster, a heavy penalty is rigidly inflicted for disposing of it to a

native.

Among their favorite dishes is that of raw fish, and as a great rarity a

_luau_ dog! Under the most solemn pledges of secrecy, I was permitted to

witness the exhuming of one of these animals, with the privilege of

making a meal, in case he was found to be palatable. These solecisms on

modern cookery and viands are severely frowned upon by the missionaries;

and with much caution, we were taken to a small hut, back of the

village, and when a venerable kanaka had been placed on guard in a cane

brake, to prevent surprise from _Kaikos_, we entered the tenement. A

huge calibash was placed on the ground, filled with the national

preparation of _poee-poee_. It was a white mixture, made of smashed and

fermented taro, of the consistency of a stiff paste, and it is not

considered the mode to eat it with aught else but fingers--one, two,

three, or the whole hand, according to its liquidity. The Hawaiians heat

the Neapolitan lazzaroni in dextrous use of their digits and digestions!

whereas the latter beggars can only suck down several continuous leagues

of maccaroni without a bite, and be satisfied, the native will make a

cone of hand and fingers, and with the whirling velocity of a

water-spout, he takes up enough of the plaster of Paris like liquid to

make a thorough cast of mouth and jaws, with the energy to repeat the

impression every minute! Where it all goes to is a mystery. It has been

suggested that they are hollow, like bamboos, down to their heels; but

it is a mooted point. I tasted this _poee-poee_, by way of an

appetizer--found it not unlike sour starch, and felt no further

inclination to make a hearty meal. By this time stones and leaves were

taken from a sunken oven in the corner of the hut, and lo! the barker

was exposed to view! The warning of _Cave Canem_, which I had seen in

former years at Pompeii, never struck me forcibly until now! I had

heard, too, a metaphor about "the hair of a dog being good for a bite,"

but the moment I beheld the entire animal, with his white jaws and

tongue lolling out, I felt no inclination for even a bite--lost my

appetite, and came quickly away, with the intention of turning informer,

and sending the _Kaikos_ in among the party.

The manner of fattening these interesting and delicate animals is not

dissimilar to the process of cramming turkeys with walnuts. They are a

peculiar kind--short-legged and domestic. The feeder takes a mouthful of

_poee-poee_ and raw fish; after masticating it to a proper consistency

and shape, he seizes his victim by the throat, chokes the jaws wide

open, then drops the contents of his own mouth into that of the brute.

We were told that it is only necessary to use this violence with

puppies, on becoming older and docile they take to the food more kindly.

Among other novel sights, I saw with calm pleasure the native boys climb

cocoanut-trees, by tying the big toes together by a wythe of bark, then

aided by hands and knees they run up the tall, waving columns. Down come

bounding the nuts; a small dusky imp at your elbow whisks off the husks

with his teeth! cracks a hole in the skull--up! up! gurgle! gurgle!--and

down your throat glides the cooling and delicious draught. Pine-apples,

too!--large, perfumed, luscious fellows!--thirty for sixpence, and

considered exorbitantly dear at that price! Then there is the spreading

bread-fruit, with the greenest of dark green leaves; but my juvenile

impressions of the fruit I discovered were entirely erroneous; for

instead of being like bakers' loaves, or even French rolls, they were

different as possible; the fruit being enveloped in a coarse, thick

rind, tinged with yellow, with white meat, about twice the bulk of

pippins; and when properly roasted has the taste of an insipid potato.

I have been perfectly sheltered, too, in a pelting, pitiless shower, by

an extempore umbrella, constructed of two big banana leaves; and sipped

water from native cups, made in a trice from a goblet-shaped leaf

snatched at the road side; and on a certain occasion, when wearied by a

long walk, I threw myself beneath the heavy shade of a fan-leafed

pandanmus, and submitted to the _loammi-loammi_. It is a more delicate

operation than the Turkish mode of shampooing, and when the operators

are laughing native girls the sensations are far pleasanter.

They commence a running succession of pinches from heels to shoulders,

accompanied by kneadings, and pokings with the tips of their fingers;

then selecting a clear space, they begin a diapason of light thumps and

blows, interspersed by a gentle trip-hammer movement with outer edges of

the hands; now slow, now fast, faster--like flashes of light--until the

cadence dies languidly away, in soft, melodious tappings, leaving the

patient in a quiet frame of mind, and the body very much refreshed.

The high chiefs, who are all immensely corpulent, and said to be rather

given to overfeeding themselves, use the _loammi-loammi_ to make them

comfortable after repletion, so that they may go on again, without

personal inconvenience--always keeping a number of expert practitioners

in their trains.

All classes at Hilo evince an enthusiastic admiration for flowers, and

the maidens particularly are never without natural wreaths, or necklaces

of woodbine and jessamine, prettily woven for the occasion. There is a

yellow bud of the candle-nut, which is not so pleasant to eye or nose,

though more generally worn. But in all the tastes and diversions of the

natives, there was not one that charmed us so much, and in which the

natives indulged with such wild delight, as bathing in the river

Wailuku.

Along the whole eastern face of the island of Hawaii there are

numberless rills and streams that come bounding from the lofty sides of

the giant mountains, in cataracts and cascades, until at last they jump

from the green-clad shores into the salt foam of the ocean. One of the

largest of them is the Wailuku. No farther than a league from the harbor

inland is a miniature Niagara, of more than a hundred feet, which dashes

a mass of broken water into a bowl-like basin, flashing upon, either

side brilliant rainbows, from which the fall takes its name. Retracing

our steps towards the village, the banks of the little river become less

abrupt, and within a few hundred yards of the bay the water is diverted

into a multitude of channels--here, a torrent boiling over scattered

rocks, with a clear, sleeping pool beyond--there, the white cataract

plunging swiftly through narrow straits, and leaping gaily down below,

like a liquid portcullis to some massive gateway--again, whirling eddies

playing around rocky islets, until at last by one sparkling effort the

waters re-unite, and go roaring and struggling down a steep chasm into

the noisy surf of the bay.

It is here the young of both sexes pass most of their time. Troops of

boys and girls, and even little ones scarcely able to walk, are seen in

all directions, perched on broad shelving crags and grassy mounds, or,

still higher up, clinging from the steep sides and peeping out from amid

the foliage. On every side they come leaping joyously into the rushing

waters! There on a bluff--thirty, forty--ay! seventy feet high--a score

of native maidens are following each other in quick succession into the

limpid pools beneath. The moment before their flight through the air

they are poised upon the rocky pedestals, like the Medicean Venus. One

buoyant bound--the right arm is thrown aloft, knees brought up, and at

the instant of striking the water the head falls back, feet dashed

straight out--when they enter the pools with the velocity and clearness

of a javelin, shooting far away, just beneath the surface, like a

salmon.

Others, again, are diving in foaming torrents--plashing and

skirling--laughing, always laughing--plunging--swimming, half-revealing

their pretty forms before sinking again beneath the stream. Others,

still more daring and expert, go whirling through narrow passages,

thrown from side to side in the white waters--now completely hidden in

the cataracts--anon rising up in a recumbent attitude, when away they

are hurled over a cataract of twenty feet, emerging far below, with long

tresses streaming behind, and with graceful limbs cleaving the river,

like naught else in nature more charming than themselves.

It is a sight to make a lover forget his mistress, or a parson his

prayers. I know it would have been my case, had I been so fortunate as

to be either! Here I passed all my leisure hours, never tired of

beholding the beautiful panorama of life and water moving before me; and

there were others, on these occasions, who were wont to mingle bravely

in the sport--portly post-captains--husbandly lieutenants--mad-cap

reefers, of course--staid chaplains, too!--but all declared it was

pleasant, exceeding pleasant! although mingled with a few indifferent

remarks as to what the good missionaries might think of it.

Many of the _wyheenees_ have pretty faces, expressive black eyes, and

long, jet-black hair; then there are others, who make good imitations of

Blenheim spaniels in the visage; but nearly all have rounded, voluptuous

forms, perfectly natural and beautiful when young, with small hands and

feet: but such larks they are for fun and laughter! with a certain air

of sly demureness that renders them quite bewitching.

In the cool of the afternoons, a number of us in company with half a

dozen of these attractive naiads, would amuse ourselves sliding over a

gentle water-fall that poured into a secluded basin stretching calmly

away below: hand in hand--and very soft, pretty hands they were!--or,

forming a long link, one after another, in a sitting posture, we threw

ourselves upon the mercy of the lively foam above, and like lightning

dashed over the brink of the falls, and were drawn with magical celerity

for a great depth beneath the surface; until our ears tingled and senses

reeled with the rushing noise, when we would again be swept swiftly by a

counter-current up to the air of heaven, and carefully stranded on a

sand bank near by, wondering very much how we got there, and always

greeted by the gay laughter of the water nymphs around us. Nor is it the

safest sport imaginable, for in some of these submarine excursions an

inexperienced person is sometimes given to beat his head or body against

rocks, or be carried to the wrong eddies and floated among dangerous

straits, to the great detriment of his breath and digestion. However, no

one need entertain the slightest fears when attended by the natives.

They may, when saving you in the last gasp of drowning, hold you up in

the combing breakers, and ask, "how much? tree monee?" with a

prospective glance at a reward. But when diverting yourself with these

nut-brown naiads, they guide you in safety through perilous labyrinths,

and shield you from all harm. On one occasion, a laughing, good-humored

damsel, whom we christened the Three-decker, in compliment to a double

row of ports tatooed around her waist, was seated beside me on a flat

ledge, and opened the conversation by asking, "Watee namee you?" "Bill,"

said I. "Liee namee Harree," she archly replied, and shoved me into the

torrent for laughing at her curiosity. But on gaining my lost position,

she broached another theme, which was so appallingly ludicrous, that,

losing all command of soul and body, I rolled off the rocks, and had it

not been for the stout arms of a nimble _wyheenee_, who gallantly came

to the rescue, I should in all probability, as the Three-decker jocosely

remarked, have been _muckee moi_--defunct; for the water had so nearly

filled me up, that there was not the faintest vestige of a laugh left in

my body. I rewarded her with a plug of tobacco, which is occasionally

used as a currency.

We experienced much rain during our sojourn, and when prepared to leave,

were detained some days by the wind. The harbor is protected by a

sweeping sunken reef, that forms a _cul de sac_ of the port, with an

entrance like the neck of a bottle. On the 28th of August, by the

assistance of our pilot, Mr. Kit Baker, who played corkscrew on the

occasion, we were safely drawn out--shook the wet canvas from the yards,

and away we coasted along the island.

It was a beautiful sight, indeed! The smooth, green freshness of the

slopes--the distant village, with its groves and fields of coffee and

sugar--native huts and plantations fast coming and going, as we went

sailing by--white cascades--and intensity of verdure everywhere--spread

like a glowing mantle from the mighty shoulders of Mauna Kea and Mauna

Loa--made me doubt if, in all our future "Polynesian researches," we

should behold any scenery so surpassingly lovely as Owyhee, with sweet

little Hilo, and its foaming Wailuku.

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