CHAPTER XXXVII.

The squadron sailed, and I was ordered to embark in a fine old

store-ship, to cross the Sea of Cortez. The lumbering craft went urging

her lazy length through the water, her sails now and then giving a

gentle flapping, as if to convince herself they were not asleep, but

napping, unlike the indolent sailors beneath their shade. "Blessed be he

who first invented sleep, for it covereth a man all over like a mantle."

When eyelids have fallen with very grief or weariness, how we may retire

within a shell, to live a new peaceful existence, shut out from all the

toils and cares of everyday life.

We arrived in the broad bay of La Paz. Circling hills and mountains

arose red, parched and arid, enclosing on three sides a vast sheet of

water--like an inland gulf--thirty miles in length and fifteen wide.

Vegetation appears to have forgotten this portion of the Peninsula

entirely, at least to deck it in that delightful greenish hue that

attracts the gaze when beheld from a distance--creeping up narrow

valleys, or reposing, like an emerald carpet, on the sloping plains.

Here Nature looks as if baked in an oven, until she had been thoroughly

done too! A mile from the anchorage, at the head of the bay, another

large lake extends beyond, and near by is the little town of La Paz--the

ancient Santa Cruz of Cortez. The place has nothing to recommend it,

except the fig-groves and vineyards of a Portuguese, named Manuel, and a

tank of fresh water, where one may have a morning dip, before the vines

are irrigated. There were a score or more senoritas, who danced with us

all night, and washed our clothes all day, and very well they performed

both accomplishments, being withal intelligent, and, to a certain degree

educated; also two or three billiard-tables; a monte bank, of course;

millions of cat-fish; plenty of fleas, dust, and heat; and about an

hundred of Yankee Volunteers--charming follows they were, as was

remarked, "for a small tea-party without spoons." I think this is a

correct summary of all the diversions and societies of La Paz, in the

which we soon became contented and domesticated.

No civilized beings excepting those unkillable gentry, yclept

salamanders, could by any chance endure the noontide heat on shore; no

one ever had energy to consult the mercury, but we presumed it was very

high--say three or four hundred. We never left the ship until after the

land wind came from the lofty heights to apprize us, perhaps, that we

might risk a visit, without becoming sublimed in perspiration. Then the

vine-clad arbors of the Portuguese were our favorite resort, where we

killed time, devouring figs and grapes, or puffing cigarillos; the

evenings came cool and temperate, with never a cloud in the heavens; the

lassitude and languor of the sultry day gave place to more invigorating

influences, and we sauntered from casa to casa, wherever lights were

twinkling. The doncellas were seated on low stools beneath the leafy

awnings, whilst careful _amas_--house-keepers--were plying the needle or

tambour work within.

"Kiss your hands, senoritas." "Shall we dance this evening?" _Con mucho

gusto!_ cry they all in a breath. Aye! the Graces doubt them! who ever

knew a lithe young creole to turn her pretty toes away from whirling

waltz or contra-danza. "Where shall we dance?" At Lola's, or Mariana's,

or Ampara's--it matters not. "But the music?" Pshaw, you _gringo_! as if

those well-fingered old harps and guitars were not ready tuned for the

occasion, and the old night owls of musicians ever watchful, playing

around the girls, like pilot fishes about the sharks. _Vamanos pues!_

The well-known faces are shortly assembled in a neighbor's dwelling; the

listless, indolent air of morning has gone--at the first tinkle of the

harp, eyes are sparkling with rapture, and feet patting the floor, like

prisoned birds, only awaiting the harmonising crash of the little

orchestra to be in motion. _Contra-danza!_ shrieks the old leader. Two

lines are formed--swinging gracefully to and fro, figures are changing,

hands clasping and thrilling, arms are twining and winding, until the

different bands are wound into beautiful and panting groups, when the

music pauses a moment--hands fall, and to be convinced that our angelic

partners have not wings, each seizes his fair companion around the

waist, and away we spin in the waltz.

In return for the nightly _tertulias_ on shore, we gave them a little

ball on board the frigate--the quarter-deck was gaily dressed and

bedizzened with parti-colored bunting, flags, chandeliers of bayonets

and other nautical ornaments; but in the absence of any marketable

matter, the supper-table below presented more variegated hues than the

ball room itself; being all lights, glass, fancifully carved melons and

dulces. However, they had capital music by the German Confederation, led

by Peter the Greek--dancing until midnight--the old ladies were allowed

to puff cigarillos on the quarter-deck, and all went away apparently

highly delighted.

When becoming a little ennuied with these light pleasures, we made

boating expeditions, and afterwards returned to them with renewed zest.

Once on the glorious anniversary of Yankee Independence, we made the

lease of a jolly boat. It was a capacious, portly and staunch receptacle

of marine locomotion, generally used for big market baskets, beef,

vegetables, and at times to transport drunken sailors. Our party was

select and companionable; the General, Luigi, Canova, Speckles,

Magarrabin, Earl and myself--a tambourine and fiddle, with each a nigger

accompaniment, both combining with music a taste for cooking. We had

fishing lines and fowling pieces, which last were voted bores and

forthwith ordered to be discharged, and kept so during the cruise; then

there was plenty of malt and sherry, a huge jug of punch after the

ancient Romans, a comfortable chowder kettle and bag of biscuits. We

were up betimes, and as the first ruffle of the sea breeze disturbed the

quiet surface of the bay, we pushed off from the ship.

Here let me apostrophise! I hate ships, I hate boats, I hate everything

that floats! even more than I detest poor people; but at times they are

all endurable, and marine misanthropic as I am, once in a great while I

become reconciled; but should I ever have a son, and should ships exist

and not merge into balloons, and he wish to become notorious for filial

piety by reading the book his sire wrote--and be thus imbued with that

parent's ideas and prejudices--I beseech him never to trust his precious

toes with only half an inch of plank betwixt them and the briny deep.

But providing he should be so fortunate as to fall into a roomy bowl of

a boat, like to our jolly, then after selecting the smoothest,

shallowest of water, the gentlest of breezes, and flimsiest of sails,

that will fly out of their bindings at the first puff of wind--armed

with a broad sombrero, summerly jacket and trowsers, let him recline

pleasantly on the seats, with a leg and arm thrown over the side,

trailing in the rippling current--if there be the slightest suspicion of

a shark, don't do it--then I say, let him lounge and doze as we did, as

our richly freighted argosie calmly turned the native element from her

prow, and proceeded majestically up the inner bay.

We had a ten miles voyage, pausing occasionally to cast out the lines,

temptingly baited by choice bits of meat, whereby were hooked great

numbers of horned fishes of the feline species, commonly called cats,

which served to divert our leisure moments until the cooks pronounced

the market glutted, and we accordingly drew in the hooks, and again

steered lazily towards our destination. It may have been an hour past

meridian when the keel grated softly on the strand. We had chosen a

little jutting sandy point, where the wind made a cat's paw of us, and

came fawning and eddying around in the coolest manner imaginable. Days

are ever the same in La Paz--there had not been a sprinkle of rain for a

century, so we had naught to fear but the clear bright glare of the sun,

which poured down light and heat on the arid mountains and glassy sheet

of water, from which, like a polished mirror of silver, it was reflected

back again.

On the little promontory there chanced to be a stunted olive, and it was

but a minute's labor to cut away the lower branches, clothe the

umbrella-shaped top with a boat's sail, spread mats and awnings beneath,

build a temporary fire-place near by, and then repose happily in the

shade, with cigars in full blast, and supervise the interesting process

of cleaning fish, by the sailors, whilst the negro minstrels charmed us

with falsetto ballads, or highly-complicated jigs.

We had narratives of adventure, accounts of previous fourths of July,

and anecdotes of distinguished naval heroes, which last, I am sorry to

say, as a general rule, are not complimentary--a pint of ale and a bite

of luncheon. Then after multitudes of speculations upon the merits of

the embryo chowder, and many direful threats and disrespectful allusions

to the shins and pedigree of our sable cooks, in case the mess should

prove a failure--gradually one by one we fell off into siesta.

San Antonio, or that great fisherman, Sam Jones himself, only knows how

long we remained in this happy state of insensibility, or how long the

fishes, potatoes and _chillis_ had been bubbling in the cauldron, or how

often the jolly's crew had applied their lips to the punch jug--if I

might be allowed to conjecture, possibly very often; nevertheless, we

were all startled by a doleful yell from Mr. Speckles, who at the same

time expressed his opinion in emphatic language, that the larger portion

of the infernal regions "had broke loose." Appearances certainly favored

the conviction, for within a few yards there came tearing along the

beach a drove of bullocks, scattering the sand in clouds, besides having

a very unpleasant expression about their horns. We immediately vacated

the front seats, and rolled away into the interior of the branch-built

castle, leaving no impediment in the path of our enraged visitors. We

emerged again as they went by, and in the words of the Archbishop of

Granada to Gil Blas, wished them "all manner of prosperity and a little

more taste." The cause of this stampede was soon explained by the advent

of a youthful _vacuero_, who stopped to observe us. The General very

dextrously hitched a boat hook on to the waistband of his leather

breeks, whilst some one else with equal skill, applied a like implement

to the bit ringbolt of his bridle, and thus, as it were, brought him up

all standing: _Senor_ quoth we, "you behold the _rightful

conquistadores_ of California, the enormity of your crime, in driving

wild beasts through a cavalier's house and furniture, renders you liable

to fine and imprisonment, therefore we desire you to dismount,"

whereupon, making vigorous resistance, we assisted him to alight by the

aid of the boat hook.

Now, being supplied with a horse, we instantly made up a purse for a

_carrera_--sweepstakes for all runners. But two competitors

entered--Canova and Earl. The rest of the party held the bets and

bottles, and constituted themselves judges. Mr. Earl took the nag, and

Canova to his heels. The course was stepped fifty yards, the day being

warm. They got away cleverly together, although the first twenty yards

the former tried to jockey by crowding his antagonist into the water! At

the turning-stone the cavallo was ahead, and if he could have been

turned at that precise moment, the game would have been up; but every

one knows how difficult it is for one unaccustomed to the business to

pull a horse short up at his speed, and, consequently, the animal went

still farther ahead, and when suddenly checked, pitched the rider to the

ears several times before he could be made to gather fresh way on the

other tack. At this period of the action, Canova was making long

strides, and came in winner, after a hotly-contested race of two

minutes. Rewarding the _vacuero_ with a ship's biscuit, we graciously

permitted him to depart on his steed.

The chowder was done to a charm--smelled and tasted nicely--neither over

done nor underdone, nor too much _chilli_, nor too dry, nor too cold;

and not being afflicted with indigestion, we did full justice to the

feast, and attacked the big pot unceasingly, whose capacious interior

did not shrink from the encounter. Still there is an end to all things,

and there was, after a great while, to our appetites; so we sighed

deeply, and drained the cups to the memory of '76, and other republican

sentiments of patriotic tendency.

As the shades of evening began to fall, we walked into the water and had

a delicious bath. The old jolly was then gotten ready, and as the last

rays of the setting sun flashed behind the western hills, we pushed from

the strand, and gave three cheers in commemoration of our marine

pic-nic. The light land wind wafted our bark slowly down the bay--the

large lug sail swelled sluggishly over the gunwale, sound asleep. The

crew were doubled up on the thawts, sound asleep also; and our own

coterie, while listening to a narrative by Magarrabin, one by one dropt

into slumber, and there was no one awake save the helmsman. I was

comfortably esconced on the low grating, and on awaking the "pale night

stars in millions bespangled heaven's pavilions." The breeze had

freshened, and the water was seething and hissing under the cut-water.

"Hillo! coxswain, where are we? near the ship, eh?" "Sir," said Fagan

solemnly, "we have not budged an inch these two hours--it's strong

flood." True enough we had been sailing in an aquatic treadmill, going

through all the motions, without getting ahead. Pending these

reflections Luigi came forward, and peering through the gloom to have a

glimpse at the surrounding scenery--for he was near-sighted--accidentaly

lost his foothold, and popped overboard. I caught him by the toe of his

boot, and assisted by the brawny arms of a stout Dutchlander, who,

reaching down, seized our friend Luigi by the head, and letting go his

heels, he righted, and was hauled on board.

The oars were now called to account, and without any further episode,

sometime during the night we crept sedately up the frigate's side,

descended to our several dormitories, and sank peacefully to rest. This

was the way we passed the glorious anniversary, thousands of leagues

away from our homes and country.

A few days afterwards, in one of the frigate's large cutters we departed

on an excursion of longer duration, for the Pearl Fisheries. We sailed

late in the afternoon for the Island of San Jose. It stands like a

sentinel at the mouth of the great bay, almost forty miles from the

usual anchorage of La Paz. With a fresh and fair wind, just as day was

dawning, we rounded an elbow-shaped reef, and let run the little anchor,

near the shore. At sunrise a portion of the crew were landed on the

beach, and under the shady lee of a rocky bluff, tents were pitched, and

all the necessary arrangements for an encampment promptly made.

From the first discovery of the peninsula, in the sixteenth century, by

Hernando de Grijalva, the shores of the gulf have been famous for their

valuable pearls. Many of the inlets and bays were then resorted to, and

continued to yield large quantities for more than two hundred years; but

from the beginning of the present century the trade has gradually fallen

off, and at the breaking out of the war with the United States, there

were but two small craft employed in the fisheries. Still there is no

doubt that the pearl oyster abounds in immense quantities, and were the

ground properly explored, the labor would be attended with profit; but

the natural indolence of the natives throws a wet blanket upon

everything like industry or enterprise, and as a consequence these

submarine mines hide their beautiful treasures from view.

In the harbor we visited there were a number of squalid Indians, farmed

out by some more sagacious _armador_, or patron, who provided them with

jerked beef and paper cigars, in exchange for rare shells or pearls.

The season is chosen during the prevalence of calms and light winds, so

that the water be not disturbed during the operations; for they

"Dare not dive

For pearls, but when the sea's at rest."

We had three _buzos_, or divers of great celebrity, but in the end we

were not so highly impressed with their skill.

The manner of conducting the performance is a very simple one. The boat

is slowly urged over the calm water--perfectly clear and transparent it

is, owing to the white sandy bottom. The _buzos_ stand in succession on

the prow, each provided with a short sharp stick to dislodge the shells,

whilst another with shaded eyes close to the surface, peers down into

the pure blue depths, and marks the object of their search, or warns

them of the appearance of the _tintero_--a ravenous species of shark.

_Mira!_ says the look-out man, pointing with his stick. Splash! down

plunges the swarthy figure. You see him squirming and groping on the

bottom, reflected in the mirage-like fluid, when presently he shoots to

the surface, in one hand holding the prize, which is tossed into the

boat. _Hay mas!_--there's more!--he exclaims, takes a long respiration,

and again sinks--this time reversing his heels, after getting under

water. Two or three feats of the kind, and he gives place to a fresh

_buzo_. The depth ranged from twenty to thirty-five feet, and they

remained below about a minute.

One would naturally suppose that the oldest oysters, like heads of

families, out of the sea would adorn themselves with the costliest

jewels, but the system is quite the reverse. The venerable shells are

contented with little, valueless seeds, and the princely peas of pearls

are distributed among the juveniles. This is invariably the case, and

the rarest gems are always found in the smallest and youngest oysters;

nor are they worn, as with mortals, in the ears, for we ever discovered

them, after much scrutiny, carefully secreted in their beards!

After shelling and fishing until the sea breeze agitated the inlet, and

put an end to the morning's sport, we disembarked, and did full justice

to the excellent fare of one Senor Eloi, who had kindly attended the

party in capacity of major domo, keeping a watchful eye, moreover, on

vicious persons inclined to filch an over allowance of grapes, or

unconsciously to swallow an entire bottle of porter, which, by the way,

is an unpardonable crime on aquatic recreations like the present.

Towards evening, refreshed by _siesta_ and bath, we shouldered rifles

for the chase. I returned very soon, satisfied with stumping along the

beach, where were strewn hundreds of thousands of polypii, or squids,

with large black eyes like human beings, their putrefying jelly-like

carcasses filling the air with a horrible stench; after a sweltering

tramp over the dry, parched ravines and hills of the island, which were

thickly covered with scrub cactus, having thorns nearly as long as

bayonets, and very much sharper, as I found to the damage of my legs and

trousers. I saw nothing within range of a bullet, and was altogether

tolerably disgusted, and glad to get once more within shelter of the

tents. My companions were more fortunate--they started numbers of

deer--were far more fatigued from their tramp, and returned quite as

empty handed.

Game is said to be very abundant on the Peninsula, but I can hardly

believe the nature of the country admits of it. We had venison

occasionally, of indifferent quality, flavored with the flowers and

shoots of the aloes, upon which the deer can only find nourishment. On

the opposite shores of the Gulf, in the Tierra Caliente, between San

Blas and Mazatlan, I occasionally saw a few deer, stray coveys of

quails, chichilacas, wild ducks and turkeys; but even on the upper

terraces of the interior, I met with only a large species of hares; and

I am confident the whole country can bear no comparison to the worst

regions for game in Upper California.

My friend, Don Guillermo, in Mazatlan, who was a great hunter, told me a

curious fact relating to the Coyote, who, on spying a wild turkey on the

lofty branch of a tree--after a wary approach--fixes his eye upon the

bird, and commences a revolving promenade, never for an instant removing

his fascinating gaze from the devoted prey. The poor turkey, anxious to

observe the perambulations of his friend below, follows him with eye and

neck, until becoming too dizzy to maintain the perch, when down he falls

into the cunning wolf's clutches!

We made a hearty supper, and then sat down to an old fashioned rubber of

whist--the bets were glasses of toddy. "Steward," shouts Monsieur

Borodino, who had won a stake, and nearly drank half of it, "Steward,

it's too strong!" _Si Senor_, said the attentive domestic, and forthwith

gave it a dash from a dark-colored liquid, which was not water. "Ah!

Eloi," murmurs, _sotto voce_, another young gentleman in delicate

health, "Have my flask filled, eh? Want it for stimulant, in case we

should fall short!" This caused a _pronunciamento_, and being somewhat

fatigued with our day's work, we made a smoke to drive away mosquitoes,

rolled ourselves up in blankets, and sought repose on the yielding sand.

The following morning we were early astir--diving, fishing, and

hunting. Being unsuccessful, however, after breakfast it was decided to

leave our haven in San Jose, and try the fortune elsewhere.

At noon the tents were again metamorphosed into sails, and away we

steered, in an easterly direction, across the broad strait which opens

into the bay. The first hours of the voyage were fair and tranquil, but

with the declining sun the wind arose from the gulf and began blowing

with great violence. The straining canvas was reefed down, and curtailed

of its fair proportions, and by the assistance of the _buzos'_ eyes we

were piloted into a narrow, alcove-like nook, of the Island of San

Antonio. Then the dimity was all furled, and with the ashen sails we

strove might and main to get beneath the high cliffs of the little port.

_Dios!_ how furiously the gusts came sweeping down the steep gorge,

brushing the stout oars like feathers alongside the boat; then a renewed

struggle, only to be blown from the course, and the water torn into

foam, and dashed over us. We began to despair of getting on shore,

although the strand was nearly within arm's length, for the gale blew

with such unremitting violence as to defy our efforts. However, thanks

to San Antonio, there came a transient lull, and the pilots were enabled

to fasten a strong cable to the rocks. It was somewhere in this bay

where the great Cortes became tossed about in his crazy bark--perchance

it may have been the haven we had sought--and in gratitude for our

escape, we voted a candle to the Virgin.

We found ourselves shut up in a slender canal, walled by precipitous

masses of granitic rooks, hundreds of feet above us, and the channel

terminated by fifty yards of smooth, pebbly beach. The fires were soon

blazing merrily, and after a hasty supper, we stretched ourselves on

the clean sand, and in sleep, forgot our escape from boatwreck.

The morning came bright and cheerful, with not enough wind to roughen

the quiet surface of the little haven. We were amused paddling among

caverns and grottos of the cliffs for an hour, and then once more

stepping on board the cutter, we soon lost sight of our harbor of

refuge.

Coasting along the island we passed a number of these narrow

indentations, protected like spaces between one's fingers. At one of

them we threw out a grapnell, and the divers collected upwards of an

hundred pearl oysters within the hour; beyond we selected a cool

retreat, beneath overhanging ledges of rock, where we proposed dining.

Our position was exceedingly novel and curious. The finger-like

promontory lifted its crest perpendicularly from the bay; the base of

the cliff was composed of a thick and variegated strata of black

pudding-stone, worn into lateral curves and arches, upon which rested

the great body of the cliff, which appeared formed of red sand-stone,

having one side scooped and scolloped into profiles upon

profiles--hideous caricatures and contortions, letters and numerals,

while on the face, looking towards the inlet, and immediately over our

dining-hall, was cut a well-defined gallery, leading from turret to

turret, the whole closed by a most artificial-looking tower and

battlement! We had to gaze a long while, before convinced that the

elements themselves had been the sole architects.

The same evening we sailed over to the mainland, took another night

bivouac on the sandy shore, arose with the sun, beat through the Harbor

of Pichilingue, and in the afternoon reached our floating home in the

frigate.

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