A FAMILY CONGRESS
Meantime while the McGregors discussed cotton and the sunny southern
fields in which it grew, Christmas was approaching and Baileyville,
shrouded in wintry whiteness, began to feel the pulse of the coming
holiday. Shop windows along the main street were gay with holly and
scarlet. Every alluring object was displayed to entice purchasers and
such objects as were not alluring were made to appear so by a garnish
of ribbon or flashing tinsel. There were Christmas carpet sweepers,
Christmas teakettles, Christmas coal hods and how surprised and
embarrassed they must have been to find themselves dragged out of their
modest corners and, arrayed in splendor, set forth before the public
gaze. Nothing was too mundane to be transformed by the holiday's magic
into a thing mystic and unreal. Even such a prosaic article as a
washtub, borrowing luster from the season's witchery and in shining
blue dress became a thing to covet and dream about.
Then there was the army of foolish trifles that owed their existence
merely to the season's glamor and would have had no excuse for being at
a time when the purchaser's head was level and his judgment sane. And
in addition to all these there were the scores upon scores of gifts
useful, fascinating, desirable, but beyond range of possibility at any
ordinary period of the year.
Oh, it was a time to keep one's balance, the Christmas holidays! The
very stones of the streets glistened golden and the crisp air breathed
enchantment. If one's nerves were not frayed and on edge he jostled his
neighbor with a smile and took his share of jostling in good part. Was
not every man a brother; and did not a great throbbing kindliness
emanate from all humanity?
It seemed so to Carl McGregor as the wonderful day of days drew near;
and so also it seemed to all the wee McGregors. They were on tiptoe
with excitement and could hardly be made to stand still long enough to
have their neckties tied or their pinafores buttoned.
"Have you children decided yet what you want to do?" questioned their
mother one morning, as she struggled to hold the wriggling Tim until
his hair could be made presentable for school. "Christmas is but a week
away now and we must come to some decision as to our plans. We can't
have everything, you know. Shall it be a turkey and no tree? Or shall
it be a tree and no turkey? And if it is a tree shall it be a big or a
little one? We must vote on all these questions."
"I want ice-teem," lisped Nell.
"Mercy on us!" ejaculated Mrs. McGregor, in consternation, as this
fresh avenue for outlay presented itself. "Nell is for ice cream and a
tree too."
"And turkey!" went on the little one imperturbably. "Me wants turkey!"
"Ice-treem! Ice-treem!" cooed James Frederick.
The mother's face clouded. A tree, turkey, ice cream and presents were
far beyond the range of the family purse.
"I'd rather have stockings and turkey," Mary declared.
"And cranberry sauce and nuts," put in Tim.
"And celery and sweet potatoes," added Carl. "A real dinner, Mother."
"Would you rather do that than have the tree?"
Silence greeted the question.
Into every mind flashed the picture of a tree towering to the ceiling
and a-glitter with lights and ornaments. Even Carl, despite his
fourteen years, could not entirely banish the vision. But the dinner,
the dinner! After all the tree would only be a thing to look at; food
could be eaten and enjoyed, and Carl was a healthy boy at an age when
he was possessed of a particularly healthy appetite. Tempting as was
the tree the aroma of browned turkey rose in his nostrils.
"I vote for turkey," announced he at last.
"No tree? No Christmas tree?" murmured Martin, his lip quivering.
"You have a tree at kindergarten, silly, and so does Nell," declared
the elder brother quickly.
"'Tain't like having it here--our really own tree," bewailed Martin.
"Couldn't we have a simpler dinner, Mother, and manage to get a tree?"
interrogated Mary. "It is fun to trim it and the little children love
it so."
"Girls always like things that look pretty," piped Tim in disdain.
"And all boys care about is to eat and eat," Mary shot out with equal
scorn.
Hidden away in a corner behind his newspaper Captain Dillingham
chuckled. He was vastly amused by this family congress.
Meantime Mrs. McGregor, in order to avert the battle she saw rising,
said, "Suppose we put it to vote. Are you ready for the question?"
"Yes!" responded her flock in chorus.
"All right. Shall it be presents and turkey, or presents and a tree?"
"I want mince pie," proclaimed Martin flatly.
"But we are not talking of pie, dear," answered his mother patiently.
"It is the turkey we're voting on."
"I want turkey _and_ a tree _and_ presents _and_ ice-teem _and_ pie!"
Nell asserted shamelessly.
"Stockings and turkey, Ma! Stockings and turkey!" shouted Carl.
"Listen, dears!" began their mother. "As I told you before we can't
have everything. I wish we could but we just plain can't, so that ends
it. Therefore we must choose what we think we will get the most
pleasure out of. Now who is for turkey? Raise your hands!"
Every hand came up.
"And who is for a tree?"
Again every hand was raised.
Helplessly Mrs. McGregor sank back into her chair.
"Oh, dear," sighed she. "Don't you see we are getting nowhere? I told
you only a minute ago we couldn't have both."
Uncle Frederick came out from behind his paper.
"See here, you young savages," began he, laughing good-humoredly,
"listen to me! If you do not get down to business and use some sense,
Christmas will be here and you will have nothing at all."
A wail ascended from Nell and Martin.
"Your mother can give you either turkey or a tree; but she can't give
you both. In my opinion she is almighty good to do so much."
He saw the children flush uncomfortably. Carl dropped his eyes and Mary
slipped a hand into her mother's.
"Now instead of clamoring at her like a lot of ungrateful little brutes
and wanting the whole earth, why don't you show her you are grateful
for what she's doing?" went on Captain Dillingham in a sharper tone.
"Oh, it's all right, Frederick," interrupted Mrs. McGregor hurriedly.
"I don't want----"
The captain, however, was not to be stopped.
"Your mother is ready to give you turkey _or_ a tree. How many are for
turkey?"
Carl and Tim raised their hands.
"And who is for the tree?"
Instantly Mary, Martin, and Nell raised their hands.
"It is the tree, as I see it," acclaimed he.
"But it isn't fair," Tim objected. "James Frederick didn't vote."
At this everybody laughed and whatever tension there was vanished.
"Oh, James Frederick would vote for the tree," Mary said. "He is so
little he couldn't eat turkey if we had it, could he, Mother?"
"I'm afraid he couldn't," smiled her mother. "He hasn't teeth enough."
"Then it is a tree! A tree!" cried Martin exultantly.
"Wait!" Captain Dillingham put up his hand. "We haven't finished with
this matter yet. You've got your tree from your mother; now I can give
you a turkey if you decide you want me to. But first you are to listen
to what I have to say. A Christmas tree and a turkey mean a great deal
for one family to have in these days when so many people are having so
little. The O'Dowds, for example, are to have neither a Christmas
dinner nor a tree; I happen to know that. Joey has been sick and there
are doctor's bills to pay. Beside that, Mr. O'Dowd has been out of work
and has no money to spend this year."
The little McGregors regarded their uncle with solemn faces.
"Oh, dear!" breathed Mary sympathetically.
Carl scowled soberly; then his face glowed with a sudden idea.
"Couldn't we----" he hesitated awkwardly.
"Oh, Uncle Frederick, if you _were_ really going to buy a turkey,
couldn't we give it to them?" flashed Mary, smiling toward her brother.
"Would you mind giving it away to somebody else? You see, if you were
going to buy it anyway----" she regarded her uncle timidly, "we could
have something else for dinner, couldn't we, Mother? Perhaps corn
chowder. We all like that. And maybe we could have a pudding and some
nuts."
"Bully, Mary! I'm with you!" Carl rejoined.
"I'd like to do that, too," agreed Martin. "I wouldn't mind so much
about the turkey if we had the tree."
"What do you say, Tim?" inquired Captain Dillingham.
"I don't see why we should give our turkey to somebody else," grumbled
Tim sullenly. "We never have one all the year--never! You know we
don't, Mother."
"No, dear; I'm afraid we don't," Mrs. McGregor said.
"Then why should we give ours away," went on Tim in an argumentative
tone. "Don't we want turkey as much as the O'Dowds, I'd like to know?"
"Oh, Timmie!"
"Don't be such a pig, Tim," cut in Carl with brotherly directness. "If
we were hard up, wouldn't you like somebody to send you something for
Christmas?"
Tim colored, his brother's question bringing home to him uncomfortable
possibilities.
"We could have such fun doing it, Timmie," coaxed Mary. "Think how we
could trim up the basket, and what a surprise it would be! Why, it
would make no end of sport."
Tim's expression softened.
Instantly Mrs. McGregor, who was quick to interpret her children's
moods, saw the battle was won.
"We can plan together what shall go into the basket," said she briskly.
"Each of us might contribute the thing he likes best."
"The turkey shall be mine!" Uncle Frederick declared.
"I choose cranberry sauce!" Carl announced.
"Celery! Oh, could I put in celery, Mother?" Mary inquired. "The tops
are so pretty and I love it so!"
Her mother nodded.
"Somebody must give the plain things so I will donate potatoes, squash,
and onions," she said.
"Don't forget nuts! We must have nuts and raisins," Mary added.
"I'd like to give those," Tim whispered.
"You shall, son."
A friendly little glance passed between the boy and his mother.
"Pie! I want pie!" asserted Nell, who although too young to understand
what was going on, nevertheless grasped the notion that food was the
prevailing topic and plunged into the subject with enthusiasm.
"Bless your heart, dearie, you shall have pie!" laughed her mother.
"I'll make a couple of apple pies and they shall be your present."
"There ought to be candy. Please let me send candy! May I?" begged
Martin for whom the world held only two articles really worth
while--candy and ice cream.
There was general merriment at this suggestion.
"Precious little candy would ever get to anybody else if you had the
giving of it, Martie," teased Mary.
"Yes, Martin shall give the candy," Mrs. McGregor consented.
"We'll paste his mouth up before he goes to buy it," Carl drawled.
"Don't you s'pose I could keep from eating it if once I set out to?"
scowled Martin defiantly.
"No, I don't!"
"Well, I could, so now!" The boy drew himself up proudly.
"James Frederick ought to send something, Mother," reminded the
care-taking Mary. "We don't want him left out."
"Oh, we mustn't leave out the baby!" agreed Captain Dillingham. "He and
I will get together and talk the matter over. There are still several
things needed."
"Oh, it will be splendid!" cried Mary, clapping her hands. "Do get a
real big turkey, won't you, Uncle Frederick? And we'll trim it up with
a necklace of cranberries the way they do in the market."
"Huh! There you go again," sniffed Tim. "All girls seem to think of is
necklaces and bows of ribbon."
Mary smiled brightly.
"What's the harm in making it pretty if you can just as well?" asked
she. "I do love pretty things. Why, I believe I could eat stewed whale
if it was on a pretty dish."
"I couldn't; I'd hate whale," responded the stolid Timothy.
"Oh, I didn't mean I'd really eat whale, silly," explained Mary.
"Then what did you say you would for?"
"Mary was just imagining, dear," put in Mrs. McGregor, coming to the
rescue.
"She is always imagining," glowered Tim. "Only the other day she was
trying to make me imagine my salt fish was chicken."
"I'll bet she didn't succeed," taunted Carl.
"Not on your life she didn't!" was the instant answer. "I know salt
fish when I see it."
"No matter, dear," soothed Mrs. McGregor, affectionately touching her
daughter's arm. "If her imagining Mary can convert salt fish into
chicken it is an asset that will stand her in good stead all through
life. And if you, Tim, prefer to keep your salt fish just salt fish,
why you have a perfect right to do so. I will say, however, that the
person who has the power to make believe has an invaluable gift. Many's
the time I've made believe and it has helped me over more than one hard
spot. We all have to masquerade to a greater or less degree. It is
simply meeting life with imagination and seeing in the humdrum
something that associates it with finer and more beautiful things." For
a moment she was silent; then she added in her quick, businesslike
accents, "And now to this dinner! There must be a basket to hold it, of
course."
"A big market basket, Mother, lined with red paper. Do line it with
red," pleaded Mary.
"It shall be lined with red, little lady! And trimmed with holly, too!"
replied Uncle Frederick. "I will undertake to furnish both decorations
along with the turkey."
"Why not put in Santa Claus napkins? I saw some paper ones the other
day and they were tremendously festive," suggested Mrs. McGregor.
"I think the best plan is for us all to go together and buy the
dinner," the Captain suddenly announced.
Shouts of approval greeted the plan.
"But the baby!" demurred his sister.
"We can wheel James Frederick in the carriage and take turns staying
outside the shops with him," said Carl.
"And if we have the carriage we can bring home our stuff in it," put in
Tim.
"Poor baby! How would you like to have a big ten-pound turkey piled on
top of you?" questioned Mary indignantly.
"Oh, James Frederick won't mind," Tim responded comfortably. "And
anyhow, he's got to do his bit toward making other people happy. As far
as I can see he isn't denying himself anything, for he couldn't eat a
turkey if it was set right under his nose. So it's his part to tote
home the parcels in his flivver; he seems to be the only member of the
family that has one."
Thus it was agreed and on the day before Christmas it would have done
one good to witness the cavalcade of McGregors issuing forth on their
altruistic pilgrimage. First went Mary, leading Nell by the hand; then
Carl with Martin's mitten firmly clutched in his. Next came Mrs.
McGregor with Tim, and bringing up at the rear was Uncle Frederick
wheeling his namesake, the baby. What a tour it was! Certainly there
never had been such a turkey as the one the reckless captain bought--a
turkey so plump of breast, so white of skin, so golden of claw! Why, it
was a king of birds! And then the shining coral of the cranberries, the
satin gleam of the onions, the warm brown of the potatoes! As for the
celery--its delicate green and faint canary tips were as good as a
bouquet of flowers. Just to view its crispness was to make the mouth
water. And the nuts, raisins, candy, oranges! Once in their vicinity
Captain Dillingham cast aside all caution and wildly purchased one
dainty after another. He seemed to have gone quite mad and it was not
until his sister very positively informed him that not another bundle
could be carried that he consented to be dragged away from the counters
of sweet-meats.
Then staggering beneath their load of whity-brown parcels, the family
hastened out to the baby carriage where Mary stood guarding James
Frederick.
"Put the turkey down near his feet," cried she excitedly, as she lifted
the baby in order to make more room. "The other things can be packed in
round him."
"But he'll be stifled!" objected Mrs. McGregor.
"Oh, no, he won't, Ma!" contradicted Tim. "He'll probably be uncomfortable.
Christmas comes but once a year, though, so he ought to be able to survive
being cramped."
"Oh, James Frederick is perfectly used to having his coupe turned into
an express wagon, Mother," Carl explained. "Don't worry about him.
Often he rides home from down-town buried a foot deep in bundles. All
that fusses me is whether the carriage will stand the strain. If it
should part in the middle and the front wheels go off on an independent
route it would be----"
"Both inconvenient and embarrassing," concluded Captain Dillingham with
a laugh.
Fortunately, however, James Frederick's chariot was staunchly
constructed and reached Mulberry Court without mishap, its precious
contents--including the patient owner of the vehicle--being borne
triumphantly aloft to the McGregor flat. Once upstairs the basket,
scarlet paper, and holly were produced, and Mary with deft fingers went
to work to fashion a receptacle worthy of the bounties with which the
O'Dowds were to be surprised. At last into this garish hamper were
packed the viands and afterward a card bearing holiday greetings was
tied to the handle with a flaring red bow.
"Now the worst task is to come," declared Mrs. McGregor, "and that is
to land the present at Julie's door without being caught. They are
proud people, the O'Dowds, and I wouldn't for worlds have them know
from whom the dinner comes. Timmie is not strong enough to take it and
Carl is too clumsy. Should he start to run away, like as not he would
stumble and bring all Mulberry Court to see what the racket was."
"Why can't I carry it?" inquired Captain Dillingham.
"You! One sight of your gold buttons would be enough, Frederick.
Besides, you're none too agile in making a getaway."
"I fancy some boy could be found to leave it if I paid him," suggested
the captain.
"The very thing! There's a score of 'em on the street. Fetch in the
fastest runner you see, Timmie. No matter whether you know him or not.
In fact, get one you don't know. 'Twill be all the better."
Away sped Tim only to return an instant later with a grimy, Italian
youngster at his heels.
Captain Dillingham explained the errand.
At the sight of the gleaming quarter of a dollar the Italian grinned.
He would leave a bomb or a live ox at anybody's door for a quarter,
affirmed he with an ingratiating smile.
Therefore the precious basket was entrusted to him and to judge by the
scampering that followed its thud before the O'Dowds' door he was quite
as fleet of foot as Tim had asserted.
"Wouldn't you like to see their faces when they find it?" whispered
Carl who, with Mary, was hanging over the banister, straining his ears
for every sound.
There was not, however, much to hear.
After the furious knock somebody ventured into the hall. Then Julie's
voice, high-pitched with excitement and consternation, exclaimed,
"Mercy on us!" With that she dragged the basket into her abode and
banged the door.
It was a brief drama but one entirely satisfying to the McGregors. Over
and over again did Carl and Mary enact the scene to the intense delight
of the family.
"Now mind, should Mrs. O'Dowd come up here with questions, you are to
be careful what you say," cautioned their mother. "There's to be no
hinting, winking, or smirking. Should Julie say anything, leave it to
your uncle or me to answer. All the fun would be spoiled if you gave
the secret away."
"Oh, yes," agreed Carl. "The sport is to keep folks guessing."
But no sooner were the words out of his mouth is than there was a
rapping at the hall door.
"Oh, Ma! I'll bet that is Mrs. O'Dowd now!" gasped Mary.
"It can't be! She'd not track us down so quick as this," replied Mrs.
McGregor, flustered and half rising.
"Most likely it's the Christmas tree, Mother," Tim suggested. "They
promised to send it early this afternoon."
Again came the knock.
"I'm half afraid to open the door lest it be Julie," faltered Mrs.
McGregor. "Be still a minute, all of you, till I think what I'll say to
her."
But when, amid a tense hush, the door was finally opened, neither Julie
O'Dowd nor the watched-for Christmas tree was on the threshold. Instead
they saw a holly-decked basket so exactly a replica of the one they had
given away that a cry of disappointment greeted it.
"She's sent it back!" cried Mary.
[Illustration: "But that isn't our basket, Mother," Carl said. "This
is much bigger." _Page_ 155.]
"She was offended and wouldn't take it!" murmured Mrs. McGregor. "I
feared as much."
"But that isn't our basket, Mother," Carl said. "This is much bigger.
Besides, we had no apples or candy bags in the one we sent."
Critically studying the gift, the family clustered around.
"It isn't our basket, Mother," Mary presently asserted. "See, this one
is red."
"There must be some mistake, then," Mrs. McGregor declared. "They've
left it at the wrong place."
"But our name is on it!" cried Tim.
"Where? Where?" What a bumping of heads there was as everybody bent to
read the card.
"Yes, our name is on it plain as day!" replied Mrs. McGregor with a
puzzled expression. Then, inspired by a solution of the mystery, she
wheeled round on her brother.
"How much do you know about this, Frederick?"
"Not a thing, Nellie--I give you my word! Dearly as I should have liked
to send you such a gift, my purse wasn't quite good for it," flushed
the captain.
"And what wonder, with all you've spent this day," returned his sister
quickly. "Then we'll count you out. But where could it have come from?"
"We don't need to leave it in the hall until we find out, do we,
Mother?" Mary ventured mischievously.
"No, I suppose we don't," was the retort. "Timmie, you and Carl drag it
indoors. Don't try to lift it, for you'll only be straining yourselves
and maybe drop it. Let's get it into the kitchen. There may be some
clue when we have a better light."
But examine it as they would, no hint as to the mysterious sender could
be found.
"I guess he believes with Carl that the sport of giving a present is to
keep the other person guessing," Tim remarked wickedly.
A general laugh at Carl's expense greeted the observation.
"Hush!" cautioned Mrs. McGregor. "There's somebody in the hall."
"He won't get away this time," Carl cried, springing up and throwing
open the door.
"Good heavens, man! You nearly knocked me down!" cried Hal Harling,
amazed by the suddenness of his welcome. "What's the matter with you?
Trying to trap a burglar?" Then, glancing at the object about which the
household were clustering, he added, "Jove! Have you got one, too?"
"What do you mean?"
"Why, just now somebody left a basket exactly like this at our flat. I
thought maybe you folks had something to do with it and came straight
over here to see. But you seem to be favored by a similar gift. They
are alike as two peas. Who sent them?"
"That is precisely what we want to know," Carl replied.
"You've no idea?"
"Not the most remote."
"Hasn't Captain Dillingham?"
"I'm not guilty, if that is what you mean," the sea captain answered.
"Straight goods?" Hal insisted.
"Hang, die, and choke to death!" laughed the little old man.
"But--but--somebody sent the thing!" blustered Hal. "Why, there is
everything on earth in it. Food enough to last a week. And ours has a
shawl for my mother and some felt slippers for my grandfather in the
bottom. And there are gloves for Louise and me. It came from somebody
who knew all about us. It was no haphazard present."
"Can you beat it!" murmured Carl. "Whoever do you suppose----"
"I can't suppose. We thought it was you," announced Hal. "There's a
knock at the door. Shall I go?"
Leaping forward he turned the knob, and in came Mrs. O'Dowd.
"I've had the most wonderful basket sent me that ever----" began she;
then her eye fell upon the hamper in the center of the floor. "Glory be
to goodness!" she ejaculated. "Wherever did you get that?"
"We don't know," Carl answered.
"And we've one just like it and can't find out who sent us ours," put
in Hal Harling.
"Well, I thought for sure as you were the folks that sent me mine,"
declared Julie. "But if they are being scattered broadcast and you are
getting one yourselves I reckon it is safe to say you don't know much
about where mine came from. Well, all I can say is may the sender of
them have a blessed Christmas. Owing to O'Dowd being out of work, we
were to have a pretty slim celebration this year. The children were
like to get nothing at all. And then just when I was trying to comfort
myself with thinking how glad I should be that Joey was well, and that
we all had our health even if we did lack a turkey and the fixings,
along comes this windfall. Why, it is as if the heavens opened and
dropped it straight down at our door. It does you good to know there
are kind hearts in the world, doesn't it?"
One and all the McGregors smiled. If they wanted thanks for the
self-denial they had practised they certainly had them in the gratitude
that beamed from Julie's face.
"Well, it will be a royal Christmas for all of us, won't it?" went on
the little woman, bustling out. "I must hurry back downstairs. The
children are that crazy they are like to eat the turkey raw, claws,
neck and feathers!"
"I'll come with you, Mrs. O'Dowd," said Hal. "Good-by, and a Merry
Christmas, everybody."
"I'm mighty glad we sent that dinner to the O'Dowd's!" commented Carl
soberly, when the door was shut and the McGregors were alone. "I'd be
glad we did it even if we had no dinner of our own," he added, his eyes
alight with a grave happiness.
"And I, too," whispered Tim.