My acquaintance with Jim Clunie began and ended on the high seas.
It began when the good ship _Grasmere_, of the well-known Mere line
of Liverpool clippers, was nine days out from that port, bound for
Melbourne with a hardware cargo and some sixty passengers. There were
but seven of us, however, in the saloon, and Clunie was not of this
number. He was a steerage passenger. When, therefore, on the tenth day
out I had occasion to seek the open air in the middle of dinner, I was
not a little surprised to find Clunie practically in possession of the
poop. As a steerage passenger he had no business to be there at all,
much less with the revolver which I instantly noticed in his right hand.
"It's all right, my lord," he shouted to me hesitating on the top of
the ladder. "I'm only taking a pot at the sea-gulls." And he discharged
his weapon over the rail, needless to say without effect, for we were
close-hauled to a hard head wind, and pitching violently.
I looked at the man at the wheel, and the man at the wheel nodded to
me.
"The third mate'll be back in a minute, sir. He's only gone for'ard to
speak to Chips."
"A minute's all I want," cried Clunie, firing twice in quick
succession. "What does your lordship say? Too jolly sick to say
anything, eh?"
I need hardly explain that I have no title, and just then I was neither
nature's nobleman nor lord of creation, as I hung and clung like a wet
towel to the rail. But such manhood as I retained was still sensitive
to an impertinence, and I turned and stared as resentfully as possible
at this impudent fellow. He was young enough, but I was younger, and I
feel sure we hated each other on the spot. At my look, at all events,
his offensive grin changed to a sinister scowl, while I recollect
making an envious note of his biceps, which filled out the sleeves of
the striped football jersey that he wore instead of a coat. Perhaps at
the same moment he was looking at my wrists, which are many sizes too
small, for the next liberty the brute took was to pat me on the back
with his left hand while he brandished the smoking revolver in his
right.
"Cheer up," said he. "You'll be as good a man as any of us when we
get the trades. Try sardines whole! When you can keep a whole sardine
you'll be able to keep anything."
"The third mate'll be up directly," said the man at the wheel.
"He will so!" said I, starting off to fetch him; but as I reached
the break of the poop, up came the captain himself, who had heard
the shots, and in a very few seconds Mr. Clunie found himself in his
proper place upon the main deck. He took his discomfiture very coolly,
however, just nodding and laughing when the captain threatened to take
away his revolver altogether. And I saw no more of the man for some
days, because I was so cold on deck that I soon retired to the saloon
settee, and so miserable on the saloon settee that I finally retreated
to my own berth, where indeed most of my time was being spent.
For the voyage had begun badly enough, but for three weeks it went
from bad to worse. We were actually three weeks in beating clear of
the Bay of Biscay, during which time we were constantly close-hauled,
but never on the same tack for more than four consecutive hours. It
was a miserable state of things for those of us who were bad sailors.
For four hours one's berth was at such an angle that one could hardly
climb out of it; for four more the angle was reversed, and one lay
in continual peril of being shot across the cabin like clay from a
spade. Then the curtains, the candle-stick and one's clothes on the
pegs described arcs that made one sick to look at them; and yet there
was nothing else to look at except the port-hole, which was washed
repeatedly by great green seas that darkened the cabin and shook the
ship. The firm feet and hearty voices of the sailors overhead, when all
hands put the ship about at eight bells, were only less aggravating
than the sound and smell of the cuddy meals that reached and tortured
me three times a day. I think my single joy during those three weeks
was one particularly foul morning on the skirts of the Bay, when I
heard that all the ham and eggs for the cuddy breakfast had been washed
through the lee scupper-holes. Ham and eggs in a sea like that!
Most days, it is true, I did manage to crawl on deck, but I could never
stand it for long. I had not found my sea-legs, my knees were weak,
and I went sliding about the wet poop like butter on a hot plate. The
captain's hearty humour made me sad. The patronising airs of a couple
of consumptives, who were too ill to be sick, filled my heart with
impotent ire. What I minded most, however, was the open insolence of
Jim Clunie. He was as good a sailor as our most confirmed invalid, and
was ever the first person I beheld as I emerged from below with groping
steps and grasping fingers. He seemed to spend all his time on the
after-hatch, always in his blue and black football jersey and a Tam o'
Shanter, and generally with a melodeon and some appreciative comrade,
whom he would openly nudge as I appeared. I can see him now, with his
strong, unshaven, weather-reddened face, and his short, thick-set,
athletic frame; and I can hear his accursed melodeon. Once he struck up
"The Conquering Hero" as I laboriously climbed the starboard ladder.
Never were three longer weeks; but a fair wind came at last, and came
to stay. We took the northeast trades in 29° N., and thenceforward we
bowled along in splendid style, eight or nine knots an hour, with a
slight permanent list to port, but practically no motion. The heavy
canvas was taken down, the ship put on her summer suit of thin white
sails, and every stitch bagged out with steadfast wind. There was now
no need to meddle with the yards, and the crew were armed with scrapers
and paint-pots to keep them out of mischief. Awnings were spread, as
every day the sun grew hotter and the sea more blue, and under them
the passengers shot up like flowers in a forcing-house. There was an
end to our miseries, and the pendulum swung to the other extreme. I
never saw so many souls in spirits so high or in health so blooming. We
got to know each other; we told stories; we sang songs; we organized
sweepstakes on the day's run. We played quoits and cards, draughts and
chess. We ventured aloft, were duly pursued and mulcted in the usual
fine. We got up a concert. We even started a weekly magazine.
And in almost everything my foe Clunie took conspicuous part. He was
the only man of us who was too quick for the sailors up aloft. When
his pursuer had all but reached him, Clunie swung himself on to one of
the stays and slid from the cross-trees to the deck in the most daring
fashion, thus exempting himself from further penalty. He afterwards
visited all three mastheads in one forenoon, and wrote his name on
the truck of each. We had our first concert the same evening, and if
one man contributed to its success more than another, that man was
undoubtedly Jim Clunie. He not only played admirably upon his melodeon,
but he recited "The Charge of the Light Brigade" and Poe's "Raven" with
unsuspected force and cleverness. People began to speak of him as the
life and soul of the ship, and yet in the saloon we were getting to
like him less and less. For though plucky and talented, he was also
pushing, overbearing, and ready to make himself objectionable on or
without the very slightest provocation.
He had sent in a contribution for the _Grasmere Chronicle_, which
happened to be edited by the doctor and myself. We were prepared for
a good thing, for the general aggressiveness of the man had by no
means blinded us to his merits, but we soon discovered that these did
not include any sort of literary faculty. His effusion was too silly
even for a ship's magazine. It was also illiterate, so it really did
fall short of our modest standard. We rejected it, and that night I
encountered Clunie in the waist of the ship.
"You call yourself the editor of the _Grasmere Chronicle_, do ye not?"
he began, stopping me, and speaking with the northern burr that gave
some little distinction to his speech. I had noticed that this burr
accentuated itself under the influence of emotion, and it was certainly
accentuated now. So I looked at him inquiringly, and he rolled out his
words afresh and rather louder.
"I am one of the editors," said I.
"Yes; the one that rejected my verses!" cried he, with a great many r's
in the last word.
"No," I said, "I'm afraid we did that between us."
"That's a lie," said he through his teeth, "and you know it's a lie.
You're the man! You're the man! And see here, my fine friend, I'll be
even with 'e before we get to--the port we're bound for. D'ye know what
that is?"
"Melbourne," said I.
"Kingdom Come!" said he; "and I'll pay you out before we get there."
The sun had been very hot. I felt sure that it had struck through
Clunie's most unsuitable Tam o' Shanter and affected his brain. Nothing
else could explain the absurd ferocity of his tone about so trivial and
impersonal a matter as a rejected offering for our magazine. His face
it was too dark to see, but I went straight to the doctor and reported
my suspicions.
"If you don't prescribe that man a straw hat," said I, "you may order a
sheet and a shot for this one; for I'll swear he means to murder me."
The doctor laughed.
"My dear fellow, it isn't that," he said. "It's much more likely to be
whisky. He was as right as rain when he was with me an hour or two
ago. He came to tell me what he was going to do for us to-morrow night
at the concert. He means to bring the ship down this time; he's our
star, my boy, and we mustn't take him too seriously; it'll never do to
go and have a row with Jim Clunie."
The doctor thought differently a day or two later; meantime he took the
chair at our second concert, held in 6° N., and in his opening speech
he paid Clunie what I considered a rather unnecessary compliment,
which, however, the "star" certainly justified before our entertainment
was over. He gave us a capital selection on his melodeon, then he sang
to it, concluding with a breakdown in response to a double encore. But
his great success was scored in the second part of the programme, when
he recited "The Dream of Eugene Aram" with a tragic intensity which
has not since been surpassed in my hearing. Perhaps the tragedy was a
little overdone; perhaps the reciter ranted in the stanzas descriptive
of the murder; but I confess I did not think so at the time. To me
there was murder in the lowered voice, and murder in the protruding
chin (on which the beard was still growing), and murder in the rolling
eye that gleamed into mine oftener than I liked in the course of the
recitation. The latter was the most realistic performance I had ever
heard, and also the most disagreeable. Nor can I have been alone in
thinking so, for, when it was over, a deep sigh preceded the applause.
This was deafening, but Clunie was too good an artist to risk an
anti-climax by accepting his encore. He was content, possibly, to have
pulled the cork out of the rest of the entertainment, which fell very
flat indeed. Then, in a second speech, our infatuated doctor paid a
second compliment to "the star of the _Grasmere_." And by midnight he
had the star on his hands: sunstruck, it was suspected: in reality as
mad as a man could be.
Some details of his madness I learned afterwards, but more I witnessed
on the spot.
At six bells in the first watch he appeared half-dressed on the poop
and requested the captain to make it convenient to marry him next
morning. Our astonished skipper had taken his pipe from his teeth,
but had not answered, when Clunie broke away with the remark that he
had still to ask the girl. In a minute or two he was back, laughing
bitterly, snapping his fingers, and announcing in the same breath how
his heart was broken, and that he did not care. It appeared that, with
a most unmerited proposal of marriage, he had been frightening the wits
out of some poor girl in the steerage, whither he now returned (as he
said) to sleep it down. The chief officer was sent after him, to borrow
his pistols. Clunie lent them on condition the mate should shoot _me_
with them, and heave my body overboard, and never let him set eyes on
me again. And in the mate's wake went our dear old doctor, who treated
the maniac for sun-stroke, and pronounced him a perfect cure in the
morning.
Nevertheless he was seen at mid-day perched upon the extreme
weather-end of the fore-t'-gallan' yard-arm, holding on to nothing, but
playing his melodeon to his heart's content. The whole ship's company
turned out to watch him, while the chief officer himself went aloft to
coax him down. To him Clunie declared that he could see Liverpool as
plain as a pike-staff on the port bow, that he could read the time by
the town-hall clock, and that he wasn't coming down till he could step
right off at the docks. Our ingenious chief was, however, once more
equal to the occasion, and at last induced Clunie to return to the deck
in order to head a mutiny and take command of the ship. When he did
reach the deck, he rushed straight for me, the mate tripped him up, and
in another minute he was wailing and cursing, and foaming at the mouth,
with the irons on his wrists and a dozen hands holding him down. It
appeared that the two of them had arranged, up aloft, to burn me alive
as an offering to Neptune on crossing the line; to behead the captain
and all the male passengers; and to make all females over the age of
thirty walk the plank that afternoon. The last idea must have emanated
from our wicked old chief himself.
* * * * *
They put him first in the second mate's cabin, which opened off the
passage leading to the saloon. His language, however, was an unsavoury
accompaniment to our meals, and it was generally felt that this
arrangement could not be permanent. Though shackled hand and foot, and
guarded day and night by an apprentice, he managed to escape, in a
false nose and very little else, on the second afternoon. A number of
us effected his capture on the main deck, but I was the only one whose
action in the matter he appeared to resent. He spent the rest of that
day in hoarsely cursing me from the second mate's berth. On the morrow
we lost the trade-wind, which had carried us nearly to the line. All
day we wallowed in a stream of rain upon an oily sea. But the damp
of the doldrums seemed to suit the poor fellow in the second mate's
cabin; at all events, his behaviour improved; and in a couple of days
(when we were fortunate enough to drift into the south-east trades)
the carpenter's berth, in the for'ard deck-house, was ready for his
reception, with a sheet of iron over the door, stout bars across the
port-hole, and the carpenter's locker securely screwed up.
It took Clunie exactly twenty-four hours to break into that locker.
He then stationed himself at his port-hole with a small broadside of
gouges and chisels, which he poised between the bars and proceeded
to fire at all comers. The officers were fetched to overpower him,
but Clunie managed to break the third mate's head in the fray. Then,
because they could not throw him overboard, they fixed a ring-bolt
in the floor of the carpenter's berth, and handcuffed Clunie down to
that whenever he became violent. As we sailed into cooler latitudes,
however, his mania abated day by day. He gave up railing at every man,
woman, or child who passed his port-hole; he even ceased to revile me
when we met on deck, where he was now allowed to take the air with
his right wrist handcuffed to the left of the strongest seaman in the
forecastle. And at this stage I fear that poor Clunie was the amusement
of many who had latterly gone in terror of him, for he was very strong
on mesmerism, which he fancied he achieved by rattling his manacles
in our ears, while he was ever ready to talk the most outrageous
balderdash to all who cared to listen to him. His favourite delusion
was a piece of profanity, sadly common in such cases; his chief desire,
to be allowed to row himself back to Liverpool in one of the boats.
"Give me the dinghy and a box of mixed biscuits," he used to say, "and
that little girl who wouldn't marry me, and I won't trouble you any
more."
It was all very sad, but the violent phase had been the worst. His only
violence now was directed against his own outfit, which he dismembered
suit after suit, swathing his feet with the rags. The striped
football jersey alone survived, and this he wore in a way of his own.
Because he had torn up all his trousers, he thrust his legs through
the tight striped sleeves; and as his costume was completed by a
strait-waistcoat, constructed by the sailmaker, it was impossible not
to smile at the ludicrous figure now cut by this irresponsible soul.
He was no longer dangerous. The homicidal tendency had disappeared,
and with it the particular abhorrence with which I of all people had
been unfortunate enough to inspire him when he was still comparatively
sane. We were now quite friendly. He called me Brother John, after a
character in a comic song with which I had made rather a hit at our
first concert, but the familiarity was employed without offence.
We had it very cold in our easting. We all but touched the fiftieth
parallel. But we were rewarded with excellent winds, and we bade fair
to make a quick passage in spite of our sluggish start. One wild, wet
evening, I was standing on the weather side of the quarter-deck, when
Clunie came up to me with his strange apparel soaked through, his
swathed feet dragging behind him like squeegees, and the salt spray
glistening in his beard.
"Well, governor," said he, "do you remember refusing my verses?"
"I do," said I, smiling.
"So do I," said he, thrusting his face close to mine. "So do I, Brother
John!" And he turned on his swaddled heel without another word.
Straight I went to the doctor.
"Doctor," said I, "you oughtn't to let that fellow go loose. I fear
him, doctor; I fear him--horribly."
"Why?" cried he. "You don't mean to tell me he's getting worse again?"
"No," I said, "he's getting better every day; and that's exactly where
my fear comes in."
* * * * *
The wind blew strong and fair until we were within a day's sail of
Port Phillip Heads. Then it veered, still blowing strong, and we were
close-hauled once more, the first time for eight weeks. Then it shifted
right round, and finally it fell. So we rolled all night on a peaceful,
starlit sea, with the wind dead aft and the mizzen-mast doing all the
work, but that was very little. Three knots an hour was the outside
reckoning, and our captain was an altered man. But we passengers gave a
farewell concert, and spent the night in making up the various little
differences of the voyage, and not one of us turned in till morning.
Even then I for one could not sleep. I was on the brink of a new life.
The thought filled me with joy and fear. We had seen no land for eighty
days. We expected to sight the coast at daybreak. I desired to miss
none of it. I wanted to think. I wanted air. I wanted to realise the
situation. So I flung back my blankets at two bells, and I slipped into
my flannels. In another minute I was running up the foremast ratlines,
with a pillar of idle canvas, and a sheaf of sharp, black cordage
a-swing and a-sway between me and the Australian stars.
I had not "paid my footing" at the beginning of the voyage for
nothing. I had acquired a sure foot aloft, a ready hand, and, above
all, a steady head. I climbed to the cross-trees without halt or pause,
and then I must needs go higher. My idea was to sit on the royal yard,
and wait there for Australia and the rising sun. It is the best spar
for seeing from, because there are no sails to get in your way--you are
on the top of all. But it is also the slightest, the least stable, and
the farthest from the deck.
I sat close to the mast, with my arm (so to speak) round its waist; and
it is extraordinary how much one sees from the fore-royal yard. There
was no moon that night, the sea seemed as vast as the sky and almost
as concave. Indeed, they were as two skies, joined like the hollows
of two hands: the one spattered with a million moonstones; the other
all smeared with phosphorous; both inky, both infinite; and, perched
between the two, an eighteen-year-old atom, with fluttering heart and
with straining eyes, on the edge of a wide new world.
It had been a pleasant voyage. I was sorry it was over. Captain,
officers, passengers and crew, it was probably my last night among
them, and my heart turned heavy at the thought. They had been good
friends to me. Should I make as good over yonder? It was too much to
expect; these dear fellows had been so kind. Among them all I had made
but one enemy, and he, poor devil, was not accountable. My thoughts
stayed a little with Clunie, who had not spoken to me since the wet
wild night when he brought up that silly forgotten matter of his
rejected contribution. My thoughts had not left him when his very voice
hailed me from a few feet below.
"Sit tight, Brother John," he cried, softly. "I'll be with ye in two
twos."
I nearly fell from the yard. He was within reach of my hand. His
melodeon was slung across his shoulders, and he had a gleaming
something between his teeth. It looked like a steel moustache. There
would have been time to snatch it from him, to use it if necessary
in my own defence. As I thought of it, however, his feet were on the
foot-rope, and he himself had plucked the knife from his mouth. It was
a carving-knife, and I could see that his mouth was bleeding.
"Move on a bit," he said; and when I hesitated he pricked me in the
thigh. Next moment he was between the mast and me.
He thrust his left arm through my right; his own right was round the
mast, and the knife was in his right hand, which he could hardly have
used in that position. For an instant my heart beat high; then I
remembered having seen him throw quoits with his left hand. And I heard
the look-out man give a cough deep down below.
"Ay, we hear him," observed Clunie, "but he won't hear us unless you
sing out. And when you do that you're a gone coon. Fine night, is it
not? If we sit here long enough we shall see Australia before morning.
So that surprises you, Brother John? Thought I'd say Liverpool, now,
didn't you? Not me, you fool, not me. I'm as sane as you are to-night."
He chuckled, and I felt my forehead; it was cold and messy. But say
something I must, so I laughed out:
"Were you ever anything else?"
"Ever anything else? I was as mad as mad, and you know it, too. You're
trying to humour me; but I know that game too well, so look out!"
"You mistake me, Clunie, you do----"
"You fool!" said he; "take that, and get out further along the yard."
And he gave my leg another little stab, that brought the blood through
my flannels like spilled ink. I obeyed him in order to put myself
beyond his reach. This, however, was not his meaning at all. He edged
after me as coolly as though we were dangling our legs over the side of
a berth.
"I've got a crow to pluck with you," he went on, "and you know well
enough what it is."
"Those verses?" said I, holding on with all ten fingers; for we were
rolling as much as ever; and now the black sea rose under us on one
side, and now on the other; but Clunie had straddled the spar, and he
rode it like a rocking-horse, without holding on at all.
"Those verses," he repeated. "At least, that's one of them. I should
have said there was a brace of crows."
"Well, as to the verses," said I, "you were hardly a loser. Our
magazine, as you may know, died a natural death the very next week."
"Of course it did," said Clunie, with an air of satisfaction which
I found encouraging. "You refused my poem, so, of course, the thing
fizzled out. What else could you expect? But I tell you I have a second
bone to pick with you. And you'll find it the worst of the two--for
you!"
"I wonder what that is," said I, in a mystified tone, thinking to
humour him still more.
"I'll tell you," said he. "Just shunt a bit further along the yard."
"I shall be over in a minute," I cried, as he forced me and followed me
with the naked carver.
"I know you will," he replied, "but not till I've done with you. To
come to that second bone. You had a concert to-night, and you didn't
ask me to do anything!"
My teeth chattered. We had never thought of him. I protested, and
truly, that the fault was not mine alone; but he cut me short.
"How many concerts have you had without asking me to perform--me, the
only man of you worth listening to--me, the star o' the ship? Tell me
that, Brother John!"
"I hardly know."
"Count, then!"
"I think about six."
"Curse your thinking! Make sure."