CHAPTER II.--_The Rescue._

For what length of time KIPPER and the stagbeetle remained in the

unwonted positions described in the preceding chapter it would be

impossible to say without a stop-watch, which makes a good repeater.

However, it is certain that a couple of snails out for a stroll, who

saw the fall from the bottom of the heap, tried to come to their help;

but, owing to gout, they were unable to get more than half-way up. A

neighbouring mole heard the stagbeetle's smothered cries, but, being

blind, scuttled off in the wrong direction; while an old-fashioned

toad, who lived in a mud-bank just opposite, was aroused from an

afternoon nap, and, after peering out of his hole, declared that it

was no business of his. But then he was always hard-hearted, and had

made it a point never to interfere in the affairs of others ever since

he was out-voted in the Zoological County Council on the question

as to whether tadpoles should be recognised as young frogs. He was

opposed to the measure, stating, in a powerful speech, that inasmuch

as a frog had no tail, therefore a tadpole could not be a frog. Being

defeated, he retired into private life, and was, so report said,

building a home for destitute dormice, for he was a person of

considerable wealth. But he was very mean, and a shrew was heard

to observe that the reason he wished to take the dormice under his

protection was because they ate nothing in the winter.

But while we are discussing politics KIPPER and the stagbeetle are

still in danger. Although the stagbeetle kicked with all his might

he found that it only injured his horns, and so, like many other

creatures not of a gambling nature, lay still and trusted to chance.

As to KIPPER, he was as motionless as a schoolboy's watch. But about

a quarter-of-an-hour after the accident a pretty young maiden, named

EGLANTINE, came tripping along the road. She was not one of those

girls who know that they are nice, because no one had ever told her

so, and she was too poor to afford a looking-glass. But this did not

prevent her from being good to all the inhabitants of the forest,

whether they had four legs, or two, or none at all, as was the case

with the snakes and blind worms. Yet the best of us must have enemies,

and she had incurred the anger of NIPPARD, the great and poisonous

hornet, whose only pleasure, like that of some people who have guns,

was to go out and kill something. EGLANTINE had saved two lambs once

from his murderous attacks by driving them into an out-house,

and NIPPARD had never forgotten or forgiven the insult, and vowed

vengeance. This he had carried out in several ways. He had stung

EGLANTINE'S goat to death, killed her pet dog, and so tortured a brood

of chickens belonging to her widowed mother, that they had imagined

themselves to be ducklings and were drowned in a pond.

These troubles caused great grief to EGLANTINE and her parent, and

ruin stared them in the face; and, when ruin stares, there is not

often a back way out of the difficulty. Very sad, therefore, was

the poor girl as she approached the place of KIPPER'S disaster. But

directly she saw what had happened she forgot all her own troubles,

and, with many words of pity, extricated the stagbeetle from the

stones. The insect was so pleased, that he wished to embrace her:

but stagbeetles kiss, like Laplanders, by rubbing noses; so EGLANTINE

declined the offer, and hurried to pick up the luckless KIPPER,

with whom she had a bowing acquaintance. In her case, therefore,

familiarity had never bred contempt for his sulky ways. She was really

sorry to see the poor fellow in such dreadful plight, and took him up,

as tenderly as she would have a butterfly with a broken leg. Then she

laid him on the soft grass, and sent the stagbeetle to get some wild

mint while she loosened his waistcoat, and gently fanned his face with

a dock-leaf. When the mint arrived, she crushed the fragrant leaves

between her fingers, and made him inhale the scent, still keeping up

the fanning.

[Illustration: "Here we are again!"]

In two or three minutes KIPPER gave two or three sobs, shook himself

like a dog who has been in the water, and, sitting up, opened his

eyes, and exclaimed, "Here we are again!" He had come to himself, for

he could have gone to nobody else. Then he looked at EGLANTINE with a

curious sort of smile, which made her blush, and cried, "So you have

saved my life. What reward do you expect?"

EGLANTINE blushed again, and the stagbeetle gave his master a gentle

pinch and whispered that there had been no time to advertise their

misfortune in the _Gossamer Gazette_, which is the official organ

of Fairydom. KIPPER took the hint and in a milder tone said, "Well,

EGLANTINE, you have done me a good turn. Why did you do so?" "O!

Mr. KIPPER," replied the maiden; "was it not my duty?" "It is a bad

habit," replied the goblin, "to try and answer one question with

another, but it is an excellent but rare custom to try and repay one

favour with another. Can I be of any use to you? Think before

you answer." "Why should I," said EGLANTINE; "are you not a

fellow-creature?" "A fellow-creature!" screamed KIPPER. "Don't you

know that I am a goblin, a mischievous goblin, a good-for-nothing

goblin?" "O! no," answered EGLANTINE, simply; "I only know that you

have the right to be made happy, as has every creature on earth."

KIPPER leapt to his feet. His queer little face seemed suddenly freed

from wrinkles, there was something like a dew drop in each corner of

his eyes. "Why, EGLANTINE," he shouted; "you are a perfect ----" It

has never been known whether he would have added "donkey" or "angel,"

because at this minute a fierce trumpeting rent the air, EGLANTINE

shrieked, the stagbeetle quivered, even KIPPER turned pale, for just

above them hovered a great tawny and black creature, with fierce hate

in its glowing eyes: in short, NIPPARD the Terror of the Forest!

(_To be continued._)

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