THE PROFESSIONS.

If what are called the liberal professions could speak, they would

all utter the one cry, “we are overstocked;” and echo would reply

“overstocked.” This has long been a subject of complaint, and yet nobody

seems inclined to mend the matter by making any sacrifice on his own

part--just as in a crowd, to use a familiar illustration, the man who is

loudest in exclaiming “dear me, what pressing and jostling people do keep

here!” never thinks of lightening the pressure by withdrawing his own

person from the mass. There is, however, an advantage to be derived from

the utterance and reiteration of the complaint, if not by those already

in the press, at least by those who are still happily clear of it.

There are many “vanities and vexations of spirit” under the sun, but this

evil of professional redundancy seems to be one of very great magnitude.

It involves not merely an outlay of much precious time and substance to

no purpose, but in most cases unfits those who constitute the “excess”

from applying themselves afterwards to other pursuits. Such persons are

the primary sufferers; but the community at large participates in the

loss.

It cannot but be interesting to inquire to what this tendency may be

owing, and what remedy it might be useful to apply to the evil. Now, it

strikes me that the great cause is the exclusive attention which people

pay to the great prizes, and their total inconsideration of the number of

blanks which accompany them. Life itself has been compared to a lottery;

but in some departments the scheme may be so particularly bad, that it is

nothing short of absolute gambling to purchase a share in it. So it is in

the professions. A few arrive at great eminence, and these few excite the

envy and admiration of all beholders; but they are only a few compared

with the number of those who linger in the shade, and, however anxious to

enjoy the sport, never once get a rap at the ball.

Again, parents are apt to look upon the mere name of a profession as a

provision for their children. They calculate all the expenses of general

education, professional education, and then of admission to “liberty to

practise;” and finding all these items amount to a tolerably large sum,

they conceive they have bestowed an ample portion on the son who has cost

them “thus much monies.” But unfortunately they soon learn by experience

that the elevation of a profession, great as it is, does not always

possess that homely recommendation of causing the “pot to boil,” and that

the individual for whom this costly provision has been made, cannot be so

soon left to shift for himself. Here then is another cause of this evil,

namely, that people do not adequately and fairly calculate the whole cost.

Of our liberal professions, the army is the only one that yields a

certain income as the produce of the purchase money, But in these “piping

times of peace,” a private soldier in the ranks might as well attempt to

verify the old song, and

“Spend half a crown out of sixpence a-day,”

as an ensign to pay mess-money and band-money, and all other regulation

monies, keep himself in dress coat and epaulettes, and all the other et

ceteras, upon his mere pay. The thing cannot be done. To live in any

comfort in the army, a subaltern should have an income from some other

source, equal at least in amount to that which he receives through the

hands of the paymaster. The army is, in fact, an expensive profession,

and of all others the least agreeable to one who is prevented, by

circumscribed means, from doing as his brother officers do. Yet the

mistake of venturing to meet all these difficulties is not unfrequently

admitted, with what vain expectation it is needless to inquire. The usual

result is such as one would anticipate, namely, that the rash adventurer,

after incurring debts, or putting his friends to unlooked-for charges, is

obliged after a short time to sell out, and bid farewell for ever to the

unprofitable profession of arms.

It would be painful to dwell upon the situation of those who enter other

professions without being duly prepared to wait their turn of employment.

It is recognised as a poignantly applicable truth in the profession of

the bar, that “many are called but few are chosen;” but with very few and

rare exceptions indeed, the necessity of _biding_ the time is certain.

In the legal and medical professions there is no fixed income, however

small, insured to the adventurer; and unless his circle of friends and

connections be very wide and serviceable indeed, he should make up his

mind for a procrastinated return and a late harvest. But how many from

day to day, and from year to year, do launch their bark upon the ocean,

without any such prudent foresight! The result therefore is, that vast

proportion of disastrous voyages and shipwrecks of which we hear so

constantly.

Such is the admitted evil--it is granted on all sides. The question

is, what is to be done?--what is the remedy? Now, the remedy for an

overstocked profession very evidently is, that people should forbear to

enter it. I am no Malthusian on the subject of population: I desire no

unnatural checks upon the increase and multiplication of her Majesty’s

subjects; but I should like to drain off a surplus from certain

situations, and turn off the in-flowing stream into more profitable

channels. I would advise parents, then, to leave the choice of a liberal

profession to those who are able to live without one. Such parties can

afford to wait for advancement, however long it may be in coming, or to

bear up against disappointment, if such should be their lot. With such

it is a safe speculation, and they may be left to indulge in it, if they

think proper. With others it is not so. But it will be asked, what is to

be done with the multitudes who would be diverted from the professions,

if this advice were acted upon? I answer, that the money unprofitably

spent upon their education, and in fees of admission to these expensive

pursuits, would insure them a “good location” and a certain provision

for life in Canada, or some of the colonies; and that any honourable

occupation which would yield a competency ought to be preferred to

“professions” which, however “liberal,” hold out to the many but a very

doubtful prospect of that result.

It is much to be regretted that there is a prevalent notion among

certain of my countrymen that “trade” is not a “genteel” thing, and

that it must be eschewed by those who have any pretensions to fashion.

This unfortunate, and I must say unsound state of opinion, contributes

also, I fear, in no small degree, to that professional redundancy of

which we have been speaking. The supposed absolute necessity of a high

classical education is a natural concomitant of this opinion. All our

schools therefore are eminently classical. The University follows, as a

matter of course, and then the University leads to a liberal profession,

as surely as one step of a ladder conducts to another. Thus the evil is

nourished at the very root. Now, I would take the liberty of advising

those parents who may concur with me in the main point of over-supply in

the professions, to begin at the beginning, and in the education of their

children, to exchange this superabundance of Greek and Latin for the less

elegant but more useful accomplishment of “ciphering.” I am disposed to

concur with that facetious but shrewd fellow, Mr Samuel Slick, upon the

inestimable advantages of that too much neglected art--neglected, I mean,

in our country here, Ireland. He has demonstrated that they do every

thing by it in the States, and that without it they could do nothing.

With the most profound respect to my countrymen, then, I would earnestly

recommend them to cultivate it. But it may perhaps be said that there is

no encouragement to mercantile pursuits in Ireland, and that if there

were, there would be no necessity for me to recommend “ciphering” and

its virtues to the people. To this I answer, that merchandize offers

its prizes to the ingenious and venturous much rather than to those who

wait for a “highway” to be made for them. If people were resolved to

live by trade, I think they would contrive to do so--many more, at least,

than at present operate successfully in that department. If more of

education, and more of mind, were turned in that direction, new sources

of profitable industry, at present unthought of, would probably discover

themselves. Much might be said on this subject, but I shall not enter

further into the speculation, quite satisfied if I have thrown out a hint

which may be found capable of improvement by others.

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