A Pawnbroker.--“Mine is a business of the greatest interest.”
A Flourishing Bootmaker.--“Don’t you wish you were in my shoes?”
A Publican.--“Good beer sold here, but don’t take my word for it.”
A Hairdresser.--“Two heads are better than one.”
A Carter.--“Excelsior--hire and hire.”
A Baker.--“The staff of life I do supply, by it you live and so must I.”
A Butcher.--“We kill to dress, not dress to kill.”
A Builder.--“I send innocent men to the ‘scaffold.’”
A Clerk.--“I possess more pens than pounds.”
A Dentist.--“I look ‘down in the mouth’ and am happy.”
A Doctor.--“I take pains to remove pains.”