CHAPTER XV.

Society during the Empire -- The series of guests at Compiegne --

The amusements -- the absence of musical taste in the Bonapartes

-- The programme on the first, second, third, and fourth days --

An anecdote of Lafontaine, the actor -- Theatrical performances

and balls -- The expenses of the same -- The theatre at Compiegne

-- The guests, male and female -- "Neck or nothing" for the

latter, uniform for the former -- The rest have to take "back

seats" -- The selection of guests among the notabilities of

Compiegne -- A mayor's troubles -- The Empress's and the

Emperor's conflicting opinions with regard to female charms --

Bassano in "hot water" -- Tactics of the demi-mondaines --

Improvement from the heraldic point of view in the Empress's

entourage -- The cocodettes -- Their dress -- Worth -- When every

pretext for a change of toilette is exhausted, the court ladies

turn themselves into ballerinas -- "Le Diable a Quatre" at

Compiegne -- The ladies appear at the ball afterwards in their

gauze skirts -- The Emperor's dictum with regard to

ballet-dancers and men's infatuation for them -- The Emperor did

not like stupid women -- The Emperor's "eye" for a handsome woman

-- The Empress does not admire the instinct -- William I. of

Prussia acts as comforter -- The hunt -- Actors, "supers," and

spectators -- "La Comtesse d'Escarbagnas" -- The Imperial

procession -- The Empress's and Emperor's unpunctuality --

Louis-Napoleon not a "well-dressed man" -- The Empress wished to

get back before dark -- The reason of this wish -- Though

unpunctual, punctual on hunt-days -- The police measures at those

gatherings -- M. Hyrvoix and M. Boitelle -- The Empress did not

like the truth, the Emperor did -- Her anxiety to go to St.

Lazare.

The guests were divided into five series, each of which stayed four days

exclusive of the day of their arrival and that of their departure. Each

series consisted of between eighty and ninety guests.

The amusements provided were invariably the same for each series of

guests. On the day of their arrival there was the dinner, followed by

charades, and a carpet dance to the accompaniment of the piano--or, to

speak by the card, of the piano-organ. It was an instrument similar to

that which nowadays causes so much delight to the children in the

streets of London, and, as far as I can remember, the first of its kind

I had ever seen. The male guests, and not always the youngest, relieved

one another in turning the handle. Mechanical as was the task, it

required a certain ear for time, and they were often found sadly wanting

in that respect. It was rather comical to see a grave minister of State

solemnly grinding out tunes, and being called to task every now and

again for his incapacity. The worst offender, the most hopeless

performer, was undoubtedly the Emperor himself. The Bonapartes are one

and all devoid of the slightest taste for music. I think it is De

Bourrienne--but I will not be certain--who speaks of the founder of the

dynasty humming as he went along from one apartment to another. "Et Dieu

sait comme il chantait faux," adds the chronicler in despair. That part

of the great man's mantle had decidedly fallen upon his nephew. I

remember the latter trying to distinguish himself on that piano-organ

one evening. M. de Maupas, who was the prefect of police at the time of

the Coup d'Etat, and minister of police afterwards, was among the

guests. The ambulant musician in Paris has to get a kind of licence from

the prefecture of police, the outward sign of which is a brass badge,

which he is bound to wear suspended from his button-hole. While the

Emperor was trying to make the company waltz, one of the ladies suddenly

turned round to M. de Maupas: "Si jamais l'empereur vous demande la

permission de jouer dans la rue, refusez lui, monsieur; refusez lui,

pour l'amour du ciel et de la musique," she said aloud: and the Emperor

himself could not help smiling at the well-deserved rebuke. "Madame," he

replied, "if ever I am reduced to such a strait, I will take you into

partnership: I will make you sing, and I will collect the pence." In

spite of his musical deficiencies the Emperor was right; the lady was

Madame Conneau, who had and has still one of the most beautiful voices

ever heard on the professional or amateur stage.

On the first day following that of the arrival of the guests, there was

a shooting-party, or, rather, there were two--one in the home park for

the Emperor himself, who was not a bad shot, and a dozen of the more

important personages; another in the forest. Those who did not care for

sport were at liberty to remain with the ladies, who, under the

direction of the Empress, proceeded to the lawn. Croquet, as far as I

know, had not been invented then, but archery lent itself to posing and

flirtation quite as well, and the costumes worn on such occasions were

truly a sight for the gods.

On the evening of that day, there was a performance in the theatre,

built for the express purpose by Louis-Philippe, but which had been

considerably embellished since. The companies of the Comedie-Francaise,

the Odeon, the Gymnase, the Vaudeville, and the Palais-Royal took it in

turns. Only the members of the Comedie-Francaise had the privilege of

paying their respects in the Imperial box. It was during one of the

performances of the Gymnase company that the following amusing incident

occurred. They were playing "Le Fils de Famille" of Bayard and De

Bieville,[64] and the Emperor was strolling in the lobbies before the

performance, when he noticed an old colonel of lancers, whom he did not

remember to have seen among the guests during the daytime, but who

seemed perfectly at home. He had not even donned his full regimentals.

[Footnote 64: Known on the English stage as the "Queen's

Shilling," by Mr. Godfrey.--EDITOR.]

"Voila un vrai, beau militaire," said the sovereign to one of his

aides-de-camp; "allez demander son nom."

The aide-de-camp returned in a moment. "Il s'appelle Lafontaine, sire;

et il appartient au regiment du Gymnase."

"Comment, au regiment du Gymnase?"

"Mais oui, sire; c'est Lafontaine, le comedien."

In fact, the assumption was so thoroughly realistic, that even a better

judge than Louis-Napoleon might have been deceived by it.

Those performances were really most brilliant affairs, and an invitation

to them was only less highly prized than that to the ball which always

followed the play on November 15th, the Empress's fete-day.[65] The cost

of each performance was estimated at between twenty and thirty thousand

francs, according to the company performing. I am repeating the official

statement, though inclined to think it somewhat exaggerated. Except the

Opera or Opera-Comique, there was not then, nor is there now, a theatre

in Paris whose nightly receipts, with "the greatest success," exceed

seven or eight thousand francs. Allowing for an additional three

thousand francs for railway travelling and sundry expenses, I fail to

see how the remainder of the sum was disbursed, unless it was in

douceurs to the performers. There is less doubt, however, about the

expenses of the Chateau during this annual series of fetes. It could not

have been less than forty-five thousand francs per diem, and must have

often risen to fifty thousand francs, exclusive of the cost of the

theatrical performances, because the luxe displayed on these occasions

was truly astonishing--I had almost said appalling.

[Footnote 65: The Sainte-Eugenie, according to the Church

Calendar. In France, it is not the birthday, but the day of the

patron-saint whose name one bears, which is

celebrated.--EDITOR.]

The theatre was built on the old-fashioned principle, and what we call

stalls were not known in those days. There was something analogous to

them at the Opera and the Theatre-Francais, but they were exclusively

reserved to the male sex. Both these theatres still keep up the same

traditions in that respect. At Compiegne the whole of the ground floor,

parterre, or pit, as we have misnamed it--"groundlings" is a much more

appropriate word, perhaps, than "pittites"--was occupied by the officers

of all grades of the regiments quartered at Compiegne and in the

department. The chefs de corps and the chief dignitaries of State filled

the amphitheatre, which rose in a gentle slope from the back of the

parterre to just below the first tier of boxes, or rather to the balcony

tier, seeing that the only box on it was the Imperial one. The latter,

however, took up much more than the centre, for it had been constructed

to seat about two hundred persons. Only a slight partition, elbow high,

divided it from the rest of the tier, whence the sterner sex was

absolutely banished. The display of bare arms and shoulders was

something marvellous, for they were by no means equally worthy of

admiration, and the stranger, ignorant of the court regulations, must

have often asked himself why certain ladies should have been so reckless

as to invite comparison with their more favoured sisters. It was because

there was no choice. The slightest gauze was rigorously prohibited, and

woe to the lady who ventured to disobey these regulations. One of the

chambellans was sure to request her to retire. "L'epaule ou l'epaulette"

was the title of a comic song of those days, in allusion to the

Empress's determination to suffer none but resplendent uniforms and ball

dresses within sight of her. If I remember aright, the chorus went like

this--

"Je ne porte pas l'epaulette,

Je ne puis me decoll'ter,

Je ne suis qu'un vieux bonhomme,

Donc, je ne suis pas invite."

For even the guests in plain evening dress were mercilessly relegated to

the tier above that of the Imperial box, and, even when there, were not

permitted to occupy the first rows. These also were reserved for the

fairer portion of humanity.

This fairer portion of humanity, thus ostensibly privileged, embittered

the lives of the poor mayor and sub-prefect of Compiegne. The wives of

the local notabilities and of the government officials, in addition to

those of some of the landed gentry of the Empire, were not only anxious

to be present at these gatherings, but generally insisted on having the

front seats, at any rate in the second circle. Their applications,

transmitted by these dignitaries to the Duc de Bassano, were always in

excess of the room at his disposal, and, being an utter stranger to all

these ladies, he had virtually to choose at random, or, if not at

random, to be guided by the mayor and sub-prefect, who were consulted,

not with regard to the greater or lesser degree of opulent charms and

comeliness of features of these fair applicants, but with regard to

their social status and fair fame. Now, it so happens that in France

"L'amour fait des siennes" in the provinces as well as in the capital;

he only disdains what Mirabeau used to call "les fees concombres." The

Empress, provided the shoulders and arms were bare, did not trouble much

about either their colour or "moulded outline;" the Emperor, on the

contrary, objected, both from personal as well as artistic reasons, to

have the curved symmetry of the two circles marred by the introduction

of so many living problems of Euclid; and it really seemed as if the

devil wanted to have all the good shapes to himself, for the reputedly

virtuous spinsters, widows, and matrons were angular enough to have

satisfied a tutor of mathematics. There was a dilemma: if they were put

in the front rows, the Emperor scolded Bassano, who in his turn scolded

the mayor and the sub-prefect. If the less virtuous but more attractive

were put in the front rows, there was frequently a small scandal; for

the Empress, at the first sight of them, had them expelled, after which

she scolded Bassano, who avenged himself for his having been reprimanded

on the mayor and sub-prefect. Furthermore, the contingent from Paris,

some of whom were often provided with letters of introduction from

influential personages to the latter gentleman, were not always without

reproach though ever without fear; but how were two provincial

magistrates to know this? Those sirens could almost impose upon them

with impunity, and did; so, upon the whole, the magistrates did not have

a pleasant time of it, for in the case of the former damsels or veuves

de Malabar both the Emperor and the Empress were equally strict--though,

perhaps, from utterly different motives.

Nevertheless, the esclandres were comparatively rare, and the house

itself presented a sight unparalleled perhaps throughout the length and

breadth of Europe. At nine o'clock, Comte Bacciochi, the first

chambellan, in his court dress descended the few steps leading from the

foyer to the Imperial box, and, advancing to the front, announced, "The

Emperor." Every one rose and remained standing until the Emperor and

Empress, who entered immediately afterwards, had seated themselves in

the crimson velvet and gilt arm-chairs which the gentlemen-in-waiting

(les chambellans de service) rolled forward.

I have spoken elsewhere of the immediate entourage of the Imperial

hosts, and may therefore pass them over in silence here. As the

Napoleonic dynasty became apparently more consolidated both at home and

abroad, this entourage gradually changed--though no truthful observer

could have honestly averred that the change was for the better. The

decaves and the declassees of the first period disappeared altogether,

or underwent a truly marvellous financial and social metamorphosis: the

men, by means of speculations, chiefly connected with the

"Haussmannizing" of Paris, the successful carrying out of which was

greatly facilitated by their position at court; the women by marriages,

the conditions of which I prefer not to discuss. An undoubtedly genuine

leaven of names to be found in "D'Hozier,"[66] came to swell the ranks

of the hitherto somewhat shady courtiers of both sexes. Unfortunately,

their blood was not only thicker than water, and consequently more

easily heated, but they presumed upon the blueness of it to set public

opinion at defiance.

[Footnote 66: "D'Hozier," the French "Burke," so named after

its founder, Pierre D'Hozier, the creator of the science of

French genealogy.--EDITOR.]

"Ce qui, chez les mortels, est une effronterie

Entre nous autres demi-dieux

N'est qu'honnete galanterie."

Thus wrote the Duchesse du Maine[67] to her brother, of whom she was

perhaps a little more fond than even their blood-relationship

warranted. This privilege of stealing the horse, while the meaner-born

might not even look over the hedge, was claimed by the sons and the

daughters of the old noblesse, who condescended to grace the court of

Napoleon III., with a cynicism worthy of the most libertine traditions

of the ancien regime; and neither the Empress nor the Emperor did

anything to discountenance the claim. The former, provided that "tout se

passait en famille," closed her eyes to many things she ought not to

have tolerated. At the Tuileries, a certain measure of decorum was

preferred; at Compiegne and Fontainebleau, where the house was "packed"

as it were, the most flagrant eccentricities, to call them by no harsher

name, were not only permitted, but tacitly encouraged by the Empress.

This was especially the case when the first series of guests was gone.

It generally included the most serious portion of the visitors, "les

ennuyeurs, les empecheurs de danser en rond,"[68] as they were called.

The ladies belonging to, or classed in that category, presented, no

doubt, a striking contrast to those of the succeeding series, in which

the English element was not always conspicuous by its absence. The

costumes of the latter were something wonderful to behold. The cloth

skirt, which had then been recently introduced from England, and the

cloth dress, draped elegantly over it, enabled their wearers to defy all

kinds of weather. And as they went tramping down the muddy roads, their

coquettish little hats daintily poised on enormous chignons, their

walking boots displaying more than the regulation part of ankle, the

less sophisticated Compiegnois stared with all their might at the

strange company from the Chateau, and no wonder. Still, the surprise of

the inhabitants was small compared to that of the troopers of the

garrison at the invasion of their riding-school by such a contingent,

which indulged in ring-tilting, not unfrequently in tent-pegging, and,

more frequently still, "in taking a header into space," to the great

amusement of their companions.

[Footnote 67: Anne, Louise, Benedicte de Bourbon, Princesse de

Conde, who married the Duc du Maine, the illegitimate son of

Louis XIV. and Madame de Montespan. She disliked her husband,

whom she considered socially beneath her, and who was very ugly

besides. The lines quoted above are probably not hers, but

Malezieu's, "her poet in ordinary," who also organized her

amateur theatricals.--EDITOR.]

[Footnote 68: Idiomatically, "the bores, the spoil-sports, or

wet-blankets."--EDITOR.]

In those days, Worth was not quite king; the cocodettes of the Imperial

circle were still prophesying on their own account. The "arsenal des

modes," as Madame Emile de Girardin had boastingly called Paris but ten

years previously, had as yet not been boldly taken by storm by a native

of bucolic Lincolnshire. But in a very short time he became the absolute

autocrat in matters of feminine apparel. It was not even an enlightened

despotism. His will was law. Every different entertainment required its

appropriate costume, and the costume was frequently the sole pretext for

the entertainment. And when the ingenuity in devising both was in danger

of becoming exhausted, the supreme resource of these ladies was to turn

themselves into ballerinas; not into ballerinas as King Bomba, or the

Comte Sosthene de la Rochefoucauld, or M. Rouher would have had them,

but into ballerinas with the shortest of gauze skirts and pink silk

fleshings.

One year, I am not certain of the exact one,--I know that the future

Emperor of Germany was there,--the ladies hit upon the idea of giving a

surprise to the Emperor and Empress on the occasion of the latter's

fete-day. A ballet-master was sent for in hot haste from Paris, and "Le

Diable a Quatre" put in rehearsal. Unlike Peter the Great, who had a

soldier hanged--he said shooting was too good for him--for having

represented a disreputable character on the stage, the Emperor professed

himself exceedingly pleased; and the ladies, among whom was Princess von

Metternich, were sent for from the Imperial box to be complimented by

the sovereign. At the ball which followed the entertainment, they

appeared in their theatrical dresses. Every one was delighted. "Apres

tout," said Napoleon, blinking his eyes, "avec cette manie des hommes de

courir apres des danseuses, il vaut mieux leur en fournir de bonne

maison."

The philosophy was unassailable, and, to a certain extent, acted upon by

its professor. Napoleon only admired dancers on the stage. He thought,

with Balzac, that the extraordinary physical strain upon the lower

extremities necessarily interfered with the intellectual development "at

the other end." "L'esprit de la danseuse est dans ses jambes, et je

n'aime pas les femmes betes," he remarked; for the Emperor, like most of

the members of his family, did not scruple to apply the right word, when

talking to his familiars.

Nevertheless, until he was assured of the stupidity of a woman by more

intimate acquaintance, he was too much inclined to be attracted by the

first handsome face he saw, or, to speak by the card, by the first

handsome face he picked out for himself. The moment he was seated by

the side of the Empress in the Imperial box, during one of those

performances I mentioned just now, he swept the house with his

opera-glass, and unerringly the glass stopped at what was really the

handsomest woman in the house, whether she was seated on the tier with

him or in the upper one--of course, I mean "the handsomest woman" among

the strangers, because on such occasions the Emperor paid but little

attention to those who were generally around him. The Empress was fain

to put up with these peccadilloes: she could not be always running away

to Schwalbach or to Scotland; besides, she knew that she would have to

come back again. Some months previous to the performance of "Le Diable a

Quatre," she went to the former place to hide her mortification. William

of Prussia was at Baden-Baden at the time, and he immediately left the

delightful society and the magnificent roulades of Pauline Lucca to

offer his sympathies to the Griselda who had fled from her home

troubles, forgetting that there was another one at home, who would have

even been more glad of his company.

On the day after the shooting-party and the theatrical performance,

there was generally an excursion to Pierrefonds, and afterwards to the

magnificent Roman remains at Champlieu. In the evening there were

charades and carpet dances as usual.

The third day was always reserved for the most important part of the

programme--the stag-hunt. Candidly speaking, I doubt whether Napoleon,

though a very excellent horseman, cared much for this sport, as

conducted on the grand traditional lines of the French "code of

venerie." His main object personally was a good stiff run with the

hounds, such as he had been used to in England, troubling himself little

whether the pack kept the scent or not. In fact, there were generally

two packs out, one of purely English breed, which was followed by the

Emperor and his guests; the other French, followed by the serious lovers

of sport, who, as a rule, caught at every pretext to get away from the

magnificently apparelled crowd, driving or riding in the wake of the

sovereign. Among the former there was a considerable sprinkling of the

landed gentry of the neighbourhood, monarchists and legitimists to a

man, some of whom did not even condescend to honour the Emperor with a

salute. Compiegne, Senart, etc., were, after all, public property, and

they could do as they liked, though I have got an idea that this wilful

slight was an instance of singular bad taste on the part of these

gentlemen.

The spot fixed for the meet was invariably the large clearing known as

the Carrefour du Puits-du-Roi, whence radiated eight immense avenues,

stretching as far as the uttermost confines of the forest of Compiegne.

The spot, apart from its associations with royalty, from the days of

Clovis up to our own, was admirably chosen, the mise-en-scene worthy of

the greatest stage-manager on record. The huge centre itself was kept

clear by the gendarmes de chasse--a cross between a mounted constable

and a ranger--from any but the officers of the garrison on horseback and

other persons privileged to join the Emperor's suite. Six of the avenues

were free to the pedestrians, who could watch every movement from their

vantage point; the seventh was set apart for carriages of all sorts,

from the humble shandrydan of the local notary and doctor to the

magnificent break of the neighbouring landed proprietor, or the less

correctly but more showily appointed barouches of the leaders of

provincial society, who rarely missed an opportunity of attending these

gatherings, where there were so many chances of coming in contact with

the court. Relegated for at least ten months of the year--allowing for

an annual visit to the capital--to the dull, humdrum, though often

pretentious round of entertainments of her own circle, the Comtesse

d'Esbargnas,[69] whether young or old, handsome or the reverse, matron

or widow, of patrician or plebeian origin, sedulously watched the yearly

recurring time and tide that might lead to a permanent footing at the

Tuileries. What has happened once may happen again. Agnes Sorel, Diane

de Poitiers, Gabrielle d'Estrees, Louise de la Valliere, let alone

Jeanne Becu and Jeanne Poisson,[70] had by no means exhausted the

possibilities of sudden elevations to within a step of the throne. These

new aspirants would be content with a less giddy position. And who could

say what might happen? Had not Alfred de Musset, the daring poet of "les

grandes passions," written a play entitled "Il ne faut jurer de rien"?

Assuredly what had happened once might happen again. Meanwhile the

pleasure of watching all this splendour was worth coming for.

[Footnote 69: A character of one of Moliere's plays, who lends

her name to the play itself, and who, with her provincial

clique, apes the manners of the court.]

[Footnote 70: Mesdames Du Barry and Pompadour.]

The latter proposition hardly admitted of discussion. The sight was

truly worth coming for. Though the Imperial suite never made its

appearance before one, the main arteries of the forest became crowded as

early as eleven. Half an hour later came La Trace and La Feuille with

their equipage.[71] The kennelmen and huntsmen in full dress gathered

round a roaring fire, their hounds lying at their feet. The stablemen

and grooms, in undress livery of green and brown, walking the hunters of

the Emperor and his suite to and fro, presented a picture full of colour

and animation.

[Footnote 71: "Equipage" is the right word. Applied to any but

military or hunting uses, it is out of place, though frequently

thus used.--EDITOR.]

As a rule the Imperial cortege was punctual on those occasions, though

it was often remiss in that respect at gatherings of a different nature.

Among the familiars at the Tuileries the blame for this general

unpunctuality was attributed in an equal measure to both the Emperor and

the Empress. The latter dressed very slowly, and the former wanted to

dress too quickly. The result of this difference of habit was always

manifest to the most casual observer. The Empress, after the most

fatiguing day or soiree, always looked as if she had just left her

dressing-room, the Emperor at the beginning of the same as if he had

scarcely been in it. But on "grand hunt-days" the Empress was never a

minute late; and the reason, apart from the natural wish to exercise "la

politesse des rois," exactitude, was a curious one, but for the truth of

which I can vouch. It gets dark early in November, and the Empress

dreaded to be overtaken by darkness in the forest, even amidst a crowd.

It reminded her of a disagreeable episode during her first stay at

Compiegne, when she was still Mdlle. Eugenie de Montijo. She and her

future husband had got separated from the rest of the party. It was

never accurately known what happened, but she was found sitting quietly

but sorely distressed on her horse by M. de Saint-Paul, the sub-ranger,

who escorted her back to the Chateau. She explained her lonely and

uncomfortable position by the fact that her companion's horse had

suddenly taken the bit between its teeth. The explanation was a lame

one, seeing that the Prince-President, on his return, hours before, had

looked perfectly composed and not as much as mentioned her name. The

truth leaked out afterwards. Enraged at Mdlle. de Montijo's refusal to

grant him a clandestine interview for that night, her princely suitor

had left her to find her way back as best she could.

Invariably, then, at the stroke of one, the Imperial procession was

signalled, for it was nothing less than a procession. At its head rode

the chief ranger of Compiegne, Baron de Wimpffen, in a magnificent

hunting-coat of green and gold, the laced tricornered hat, surmounted by

a bunch of black plumes, jackboots, and white doeskins. Then came the

Imperial break, drawn by six horses, mounted by postilions in powdered

wigs, the Imperial host and hostess on the front seat, the members of

the family, or some illustrious guests, behind; the rest of the breaks

were only four-horsed, and the procession was closed by the carriage of

M. Hyrvoix, the chief of the secret police. In Paris this arrangement

was reversed, and M. Hyrvoix, who had the rank of a prefect, and took

his place as such at all public functions, preceded instead of following

the Imperial carriage.

I am inclined to think, notwithstanding the frequent outcries against

the secret police during the second empire, that M. Hyrvoix was a

thoroughly upright and conscientious servant. Unfortunately for himself

and his Imperial masters, his position was a difficult one; for though

professedly employed to gauge public opinion with regard to the dynasty,

his reports to that effect were not always received with the

consideration due to honest truth, at any rate by the Empress.

Throughout these pages, I have endeavoured as far as possible to jot

down my recollections in a kind of chronological order, rather than in

the order they occurred to me; but in this, as in many other instances,

I have been obliged to anticipate the course of events lest they should

slip my memory, for I had no documents to go by, and also to avoid

unnecessary repetitions. This particular part of my somewhat disjointed

narrative was meant to deal with the festivities at Compiegne and the

company there; on reading it over, I find that it has developed into a

fragment of biography of the Emperor and his Consort. As such, the

following stories will throw a valuable side light on their different

dispositions.

When the news of Emperor Maximilian's death reached Paris, there was the

rumbling of a storm which foreboded no good. For days before, there had

been vague rumours of the catastrophe. It had been whispered at the

annual distribution of prizes at the College de France, where one of

the young Cavaignacs had refused to receive his reward at the hands of

the Prince Imperial. In short, indignation was rife among all classes.

The Empress, on hearing of the insult, had burst into hysterical tears,

and been obliged to leave the reception-rooms. In short, a dark cloud

hung over the Tuileries. I have spoken elsewhere of the Mexican

expedition, so need not enlarge upon it here. We will take it that both

Napoleon and his wife were altogether blameless in the affair--which was

by no means the case,--but a moment's reflection ought to have shown

them that appearances were against them, and that the discontent

expressed was so far justified. I am under the impression that Napoleon

himself looked at it in that way; he bowed to the storm; he regretted,

but did not resent people speaking ill of him. Not so the Empress; the

truth was only welcome to her when it flattered her; she really fancied

herself an autocrat by the Grace of God, as the previous Bourbons

interpreted the term. In spite of all that has been said about her

amiability, about her charity, Eugenie was in reality cruel at heart. No

woman, not cruel, could have taken the principal part in a scene which I

will describe presently. But she was vindictive also, and, what was

worse, blindly vindictive. Though firmly convinced that she reigned by

right divine, she had felt more than once that private revenge on "the

people" who abused her was beyond her power. She not only fretted

accordingly, but often vented her wrath on the first victim that came to

hand, albeit that the latter was generally the mere innocent conveyance

through which the voice of "the people" reached her. M. Hyrvoix, in

virtue of his functions, often found himself the echo of that voice. He

was generally the first of all the officials to present his daily

report. The Emperor gave him his cue by asking, "What do the people

say?"

On that particular morning, after the death of Maximilian had become

known, the answer came not as readily as usual; for the chief of the

secret police was not in the habit of mincing matters. This time,

however, M. Hyrvoix kept silent for a while, then replied, "The people

do not say anything, sire."

Napoleon must have noticed the hesitating manner; for he said at once,

"You are not telling me the truth. What do the people say?"

"Well, sire, if you wish to know, not only the people, but every one is

deeply indignant and disgusted with the consequences of this unfortunate

war. It is commented upon everywhere in the selfsame spirit. They say it

is the fault of ----"

"The fault of whom?" repeated Napoleon.

Whereupon M. Hyrvoix kept silent once more.

"The fault of whom?" insisted Napoleon.

"Sire," stammered M. Hyrvoix, "in the time of Louis XVI. people said,

'It is the fault of the Austrian woman.'"

"Yes, go on."

"Under Napoleon III. people say, 'It is the fault of the Spanish

woman.'"

The words had scarcely left M. Hyrvoix' lips, when a door leading to the

inner apartments opened, and the Empress appeared on the threshold. "She

looked like a beautiful fury," said M. Hyrvoix to his friend, from whom

I have got the story. "She wore a white dressing-gown, her hair was

waving on her shoulders, and her eyes shot flames. She hissed, rather

than spoke, as she bounded towards me; and, ridiculous as it may seem, I

felt afraid for the moment. 'You will please repeat what you said just

now, M. Hyrvoix,' she gasped in a voice hoarse with anger.

"'Certainly, madame,' I replied, 'seeing that I am here to speak the

truth, and, as such, your Majesty will pardon me. I told the Emperor

that the Parisians spoke of "the Spanish woman," as they spoke

seventy-five and eighty years ago of the Austrian woman.'"

"'The Spanish woman! the Spanish woman!' she jerked out three or four

times--and I could see that her hands were clenched;--'I have become

French, but I will show my enemies that I can be Spanish when occasion

demands it.'

"With this she left as suddenly as she had come, taking no notice of the

Emperor's uplifted hand to detain her. When the door closed upon her, I

said to the Emperor, 'I am more than grieved, sire, that I spoke.'

"'You did your duty,' he said, grasping my hand."

As a matter of course, the threat to show her enemies that she could be

Spanish when occasion required was, in this instance, an empty one,

because "the enemies" happened to be legion. A scapegoat was found,

however, in the honest functionary who had, in the exercise of his duty,

frankly warned the Emperor of the ugly things that were said about her.

Next morning, M. Hyrvoix was appointed Receiver-General for one of the

departments--that is, exiled to the provinces.

This system of ostracism was indiscriminately applied to all who

happened to offend her. Unfortunately, the slightest divergence of

opinion on the most trifling matter was construed into an offence; hence

in a few years the so-called counsellors around the Emperor were simply

so many automata, moving at her will, and at her will only. Men who

ventured to think for themselves were removed, or else voluntarily

retired from the precincts of the court sooner than submit to a tyranny,

not based like that of Catherine II. or Elizabeth upon great

intellectual gifts, but upon the wayward impulses of a woman in no way

distinguished mentally from the meanest of her sex, except by an

overweening ambition and an equally overweening conceit.

And as nothing is so apt to breed injustice as injustice, men, who might

have proved the salvation of the Second Empire in its hour of direst

need, were absolutely driven into opposition, and so blinded by

resentment as to be unable to distinguish any longer between France and

those who impelled her to her ruin.

Lest I should be taxed with exaggeration, a few instances among the many

will suffice. One evening, in the course of those charades of which I

have already spoken, some of the performers, both men and women, had

thrown all decorum to the winds in their improvised dialogue. A young

colonel, by no means strait-laced or a hypocrite, who was a great

favourite with the Emperor and Empress, professed himself shocked, in

the hearing of the latter, at so much licence in the presence of the

sovereigns. In reality, it was an honest but indirect comment upon the

Empress's blamable latitude in that respect. The Empress took up the

cudgels for the offenders. "Vous n'etes pas content, colonel; he bien!

je m'en _fiche_, _refiche_ et _contrefiche_." ("You don't like it,

colonel; well, I don't care a snap, nor two snaps, nor a thousand

snaps."[72]) The Emperor laughed, and applauded his Consort; the colonel

took the hint, and was seen at court no more. Shortly afterward he went

to Mexico, where all who saw him at work concurred in saying that he was

not only a most valuable soldier, but probably the only one in the

French army, of those days, capable of handling large masses.

Nevertheless, when the war of '70 broke out, he was still a colonel, and

no attempt at offering him a command was made. The republicans, for once

in a way, were wiser in their generation: at this hour he holds a high

position in the army, and is destined to occupy a still higher. It was

he who counselled Bazaine, in the beginning of the investment of Metz,

to leave twenty or thirty thousand men behind to defend the fortress,

and to break through with the rest. According to the best authorities of

the German general staff, the advice, had it been followed, would have

materially altered the state of affairs. It is not my intention to

enlarge upon that soldier's career or capabilities; I have merely

mentioned them to show that, when her resentment was roused, Eugenie

threw all considerations for the welfare of France to the winds, and

systematically ostracized men, whatever their merits; for I may add that

the young colonel, at the time of the scene described above, was known

to be one of the ablest of strategists.

[Footnote 72: My translation by no means renders the vulgarity

of the sentence. The French have three words to express their

contempt for a speaker's opinion, _se moquer_, _se ficher_, and

_se_ ... I omit the latter, but even the second is rarely used

in decent society.--EDITOR.]

We have heard a great deal of the Empress's charity. Truth to tell, that

charity was often as indiscriminate as her anger; it was sporadic,

largely admixed with the histrionic element, not unfrequently prompted

by sentimentalism rather than by sentiment; and woe to him or to her who

ventured to hint that it, the charity, was misplaced. In those days

there was a prefect of police, M. Boitelle. He was a worthy man, endowed

with a great deal of common sense, and, above all, honest to a degree.

Belonging to the middle classes, he was free from the vulgar greed that

so often distinguishes them in France; and, after leaving the army as a

non-commissioned officer, had settled on a small farm left to him by his

parents. Now, it so happened that M. de Persigny, whose real name was

Fialin, had been a sergeant in the same regiment, and one day, after the

advent of the Empire, being in the north, went to pay his former comrade

a visit. I am perfectly certain that M. Boitelle, whom I knew, and with

whose son I have continued the amicable relations subsisting between his

father and myself, did not solicit any honours or appointment from the

then powerful friend of the Emperor; nevertheless, Persigny appointed

his fellow-messmate to the sub-prefectorship of St. Quentin. The

emoluments, even in those days, were not large, but M. Boitelle was only

a small farmer, and the promise of quick preferment may have induced

him to leave his peaceful homestead; in short, M. Boitelle accepted,

and, after several promotions, found himself at last at the Paris

Prefecture of Police. In this instance the choice was really a good one.

I have known a good many prefects of police, among others M. de Maupas,

who officiated on the night of the Coup d'Etat, and who was also a

personal friend; but I never knew one so thoroughly fitted for the

arduous post as M. Boitelle. Though not a man of vast reading or

brilliant education, he was essentially a man of the world in the best

sense of the word. He was not a martinet, but a capable disciplinarian,

and, what was better still, endowed with a feeling of great tolerance

for the foibles of modern society. The soldier and the philosopher were

so inextricably mixed up in him, that it would have been difficult to

say where the one ended and the other began. M. de Maupas was at times

too conscious of his own importance; there was too much of the French

official in him. His successful co-operation in the Coup d'Etat had

imbued him with an exaggerated notion of his own capabilities of "taking

people by the scruff of the neck and running them in" (a empoigner les

gens). An English friend of mine, to whom I introduced him, summed him

up, perhaps, more fitly. "He is like the policeman who ran in a woman of

sixty all by himself, and boasted that he could have done it if she had

been eighty."

But M. Boitelle, though kind-hearted, had no sympathy whatsoever with

mawkish philanthropy. The Empress, on the other hand, had absolute

paroxysms of it. She was like the Spanish high-born dame who insisted

upon a tombstone for the grave of a bull, the killing and torturing of

which in the ring she had frantically applauded. One day she expressed

her wish to M. Boitelle to pay a visit to Saint-Lazare. There is nothing

analogous to that institution in England. The "unfortunate woman" who

prowls about the streets before or after nightfall is--except in a few

garrison towns--tacitly ignored by our legislators, and when she offends

against the common law, treated by our magistrates like any other member

of society. We have no establishments where the moral cancer eats deeper

into the flesh and the mind by the very attempt to isolate those who

suffer most from it; we have no system which virtually bars the way to a

reformed life by having given official authority to sin, and by

recording for evermore the names of those whom want alone compelled to

have themselves inscribed as outcasts on those hellish registers. We

have no Saint-Lazare, and Heaven be praised for it!

M. Boitelle knew the moral and mental state of most of the inmates of

Saint-Lazare sufficiently well to foster no illusions with regard to the

benefit to be derived by them from the solitary visit of so exalted a

personage, while, on the other hand, he felt perfectly aware that it was

morbid curiosity, however well disguised, that prompted the step. At the

same time, the respect due to his sovereign made him reluctant to expose

her, needlessly, to a possible, if not to a probable insult; in short,

he considered the projected "tour of inspection" an ill-concerted one.

He also knew that it would be idle to bring his fund of shrewd

philosophy to bear upon the Empress, to make her relinquish her design,

so he adopted instead the outspoken method of the soldier. "Whatever

your charitable feelings may be for those who suffer, madame," he said,

"your place is not among them." The words sound a shade more abrupt in

French, but a moment's reflection would have shown the most fastidious

lady that no offence on the speaker's part was intended. The Empress,

however, drew herself up to her full height. "Charity can go any and

everywhere, monsieur," she replied. "You will please take me to

Saint-Lazare to-morrow."

I would fain say as little as possible about the occupants of that

gloomy building at the top of the Faubourg St. Denis, but am compelled

to state in common fairness that, when once they are incarcerated and

behave themselves--of course, according to _their_ lights--they are not

treated with unnecessary harshness. I will go further, and say that they

are treated more leniently than female prisoners in other penal

establishments. The milder method is due to the presence in greater

numbers than elsewhere of that admirable angel of patience, the Sister

of Charity, who has no private grievances to avenge upon her own sex,

who does not look upon the fallen woman as an erstwhile and unsuccessful

rival for the favours of men, who consequently does not apply the _vae

victis_, either by sign, deed, or word. During my long stay in Paris, I

have been allowed to visit Saint-Lazare twice, and I can honestly say

that, though the laws that relegate these women there are a disgrace to

nineteenth-century civilization, their application inside Saint-Lazare

is not at all brutal. This does not imply that they lie upon down beds,

and that their food is of the most delicate description; but they are

well cared for bodily. The Empress, however, in a gush of misplaced

charity, thought fit to take objection to their daily meals not being

concluded with dessert. Thereupon, M. Boitelle, whose sound common sense

had already been severely tried during that morning, could not help

smiling. "Really, madame," he said; "you allow your kindness to run away

with your good sense. If they are to have a dessert, what are we to give

to honest women?"

Next day, M. Boitelle was appointed a senator; that is, removed from his

post as prefect of police, which he had so worthily filled, and where he

had done a great deal of unostentatious good. The next time M. Boitelle

came in contact with the Empress was at the last hour of the Empire,

when he tried, but in vain, to overcome her resentment, caused by his

unhappy speech of many years before.

Yet the woman who could indulge in sentiment about the absence of

dessert in the Saint-Lazare refectory, would, at the end of the hunt,

deliberately jump off her horse, plunge the gleaming knife in the throat

of the panting stag, and revel in the sight of blood. Many who saw her

do this argued that in the hour of danger she would as boldly face the

enemies of herself and her dynasty. I need not say that they were

utterly mistaken. She slunk away at the supreme hour; while the

princess, whom she had presumed to teach the manners of a court, left

like a princess in an open landau, preceded by an outrider. I am

alluding to Princess Clotilde.

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