CHAPTER III

GREAT FARINGDON—BUCKLAND—BAMPTON-IN-THE-BUSH—COTE—SHIFFORD

Great Faringdon, on the right, or Berkshire, side of the river, is well

worth visiting. Technically a town, its inhabitants would probably feel

injured by any one styling it a village; but there are towns _and_ towns;

and Faringdon, although it perhaps may not be styled “decayed,” is at

any rate unprogressive. There be those among us who are so constituted

that they mislike the word “progress,” and are repelled by any place they

hear to be “progressive.” This is entirely due to the recent connotation

of “progress.” Modern men have seen so much of the futile striving and

competition, the shameless advertising, and the sordid things that stand

for “progress” in these days, that they look with yearning upon those

spots that are said to be “unprogressive,” and ardently wish their

lives might be lived therein, instead of being merely existed where the

struggle for survival is waged with ever-increasing severity.

Great Faringdon—how humorously that epithet sounds to a Londoner!—is

unprogressive in the best of these senses. You do not find, on

approaching it, the ragged slummy selvedges that fringe the towns where

commerce thrives so abundantly, where the rich grow daily richer, and

the poor daily more abjectly and helplessly impoverished. No matter from

what direction you approach Faringdon, along none of the five entrances

to the town do you see mean suburbs spreading grimly into the shamed

fields, nor plentiful notice-boards declaring “This eligible land” to be

“ripe for building.” Faringdon’s expansive days are done, and no man can

see the likelihood of their return, for, although the town is situated on

such a network of highways that travellers by road can scarce get about

the neighbourhood without going through it, the great days of the road

are passed, and the motor-car is not going to bring them back in that

old sense. The last blow was delivered at the chances of Faringdon’s

expansion when the main line of the Great Western Railway was carried

four miles to the south, past Uffington, whence a small branch line

comes, to serve the town, and stops here.

Faringdon is an historic place, but its history ceased to be a living

thing at so remote a period that it seems, to many who do not trouble to

come to close quarters with it, to be a very dryasdust history indeed.

It is largely the history of the Saxon kings, to many of whom Faringdon

was a favourite place of residence. But of all these times, and of later

royal visits, no tangible record is left; and the Faringdon of to-day

is just an ancient market-town that contrives to live quietly on the

needs of the surrounding agricultural population. In a rapidly-changing

England, this town is one of a few that, made to stand aside from the

ways of modern trade, remain very much what they have been during the

last two centuries. The last incidents that ever stirred the pulses

here were election contests, and the last issues in the larger sort that

disturbed town and district were fought out so long ago as the middle

of the seventeenth century, in the attack and defence of Faringdon in

the Great Rebellion. Then the Royalists held the town and Faringdon

House, the seat of the Pye family, behind the church. The Pyes had been

in possession of the property only some twenty-three years when the

troubles broke out, having purchased it in 1622. They were then on the

popular side, Sir Robert Pye, indeed, having married the sister of John

Hampden, the patriot, who lost his life at Chalgrove Field. Greatly to

his mortification, the Royalists had seized and garrisoned his mansion,

and it fell to his lot to besiege it. The elder of the two sons of this

Sir Robert was that Hampden Pye, born in 1647, who is the subject of

the _Ingoldsby Legend_ of “Hamilton Tighe,” “a _sobriquet_ interfering

neither with rhyme nor rhythm,” as the author justly claims. The legend

of Hampden Pye, which Barham thus versified, was one once current in

Faringdon and Uffington, and the surrounding district; and told how he,

the eldest son, heir to the family estates, contracted what his family

regarded as an undesirable marriage, and how he was hounded on to join

the naval expedition to Vigo, under the command of Sir George Rooke, in

1702. His own mother is said to have been chiefly instrumental in this,

and to have been among those who secured his being placed prominently in

the post of danger, so that he might be got rid of. One of the earliest

shots in action carried off the head of Hampden Pye, who was by no means

the reckless youngster we might at first suppose, for a comparison of

dates shows him to have been fifty-five years of age at the time.

It was believed in Faringdon that always afterwards, when his mother

went out in her carriage, the spectre of her son stood at the door with

his head under his arm, handed her in, and took his seat opposite. He

grew even more troublesome after her death, but was at last “laid” for a

hundred years in a small pond near the house by an eminent divine skilled

in dealing with refractory ghosts. “The period,” continues Barham,

writing in 1832, “lapsed a few years ago, and the people are now very shy

of passing the said pond after dark.” And now the best part of another

century has fled; but in the meanwhile the ghost of Hampden Pye appears

to have been quiescent.

But the most famous of the Pyes was that Henry James Pye, born here

in 1745, who was descended from Edmund, the younger brother of the

unfortunate Hampden, and was not only a typical county gentleman, and

sometime a member of Parliament, but became also, in 1790, Poet Laureate.

The appointment was one of Pitt’s political jobs, and given as a reward

for support in Parliament. Pye effected a change in the old-time payment

of poets-laureate in kind by the annual gift of a tierce of Canary wine,

and accepted an annual £27 instead.

He was, in addition, a police magistrate at Westminster; and was as

excellent on the bench as he was execrable in verse. When the office of

Poet Laureate comes under discussion, Pye in the eighteenth century,

and Alfred Austin in the present era, are inevitably bracketed together,

for the purpose of showing to what depths of inanity a Poet Laureate can

descend. But both these laurelled bards have been unjustly handled. To

deliberately select the inferior versifier of the age and to make him

Laureate is of itself a doubtful official service to a man; and then for

critics to maliciously pick out his most feeble efforts by which to judge

him and hold him up to contempt is cruel. It is something as though we

were to appraise Tennyson by the _Skipping Rope_ (which is worse than

any of Pye’s futilities) and to leave _Maud_ altogether out of account.

Pye’s idea of poetry was at any rate a part of the habit of thought

current at the time, and of the same order of flowery compliment as that

of Thomson, who wrote _The Seasons_: although infinitely inferior in

execution. Topographical description, interlarded with generous praise

of his country-gentlemen neighbours, whose seats dotted the country he

described: that was largely Pye’s idea of poetry; and not a vicious, if

on the other hand not an inspired, view.

Pye was not a man favoured by fortune. When his father died, he found

himself heir indeed to the family estates, but they were encumbered with

debts to the amount of £50,000; and soon afterwards the house was burned

down. He sold the estates about 1785, from sheer inability to make head

against his financial embarrassments; and Faringdon knew the Pyes no more.

But Faringdon Clump, already mentioned, was planted by him before the

family connection was thus severed, and still flourishes; while his

poetry lies dead and forgotten by the world at large. His other chief

work was the pulling down of that Faringdon House which had been besieged

by his ancestor, and replacing it by a new residence.

The large parish church, with curiously squat central tower, suffered

greatly during those warlike operations of 1645-6. The spire, with which

the tower was at that time surmounted, was destroyed, as also was the

south transept; since rebuilt. Numerous monuments and brasses are to

be found in this extensive Early English, Decorated, and Perpendicular

building. Prominent among these monuments is the fine alabaster

altar-tomb of Sir Henry Unton, 1596, in the Unton Chapel. It was placed

here by his widow, Dame Dorothy Unton, whose own effigy, in a kneeling

attitude, was at the feet of that of her husband, until tactless

“restorers” effected a very injudicious separation, and not only took her

away from her husband, but out of the Unton Chapel, and placed her in

that of the Pyes.

Sir Henry Unton was both a warrior and a diplomat. He had earned his

knighthood at the siege of Zutphen, where his kinsman, Sir Philip Sidney,

met his death. Afterwards he became Ambassador to France. It was while in

Paris that he sent to the young Duke of Guise, who had spoken slightingly

of Queen Elizabeth, a bitter challenge to a duel:—

“Forasmuch as in the lodging of Lord Dumayne, and in public elsewhere,

impudently and indiscreetly and overboldly, you spoke badly of that

Sovereign whose sacred person I in this country represent: to maintain

both by word and weapon—her honour (which never was called in question

among people of honour and virtue)—I say you have most wickedly lied;

and you shall do nothing else than lie whensoever you shall dare to taxe

her honour. Moreover, that her sacred person (being one of the most

complete and virtuous Princesses that lives in the world) ought not to

be evil spoken of by the tongue of such a perfidious Traytor to her

Law and Country as you are; and hereupon I do defy and challenge your

person to mine with such manner of arms as you shall like or choose, be

it on horseback or on foot. Nor would I have you think that there is

any inequality between us, I being issued of as great a race and noble

house in all respects as yourself. So … I will maintain my words, and the

lie which I have given, and which you should not endure if you have any

courage at all in you. If you consent not to meet me hereupon, I will

hold you, and cause you to be held, for the errantest coward and most

slanderous slave that exists in France. I expect your answer.” The Duc de

Guise did not accept this offensive challenge, although thrice repeated.

Built into the exterior east wall of the chancel is an unconventional

monument. This is a cannon-ball, underneath which we read that it is

“Sacred to the memory of John Buckley, formerly surgeon in His Majesty’s

Navy, who in an engagement with the French squadron off the coast of

Portugal, Aug. 17, 1759, had his leg shot off by the above ball.”

In the middle of Faringdon’s steeply-descending street, here suddenly

growing very narrow, is the old town-hall and market-house, supported on

stone pillars, after a pattern familiar throughout Berkshire and other

counties, and formerly open on the ground floor. A modern Fire Station

now, however, fully occupies one end, and an old-fashioned lock-up, with

barred and bolt-studded door, part of the other. On the stone pillar

beside that prison door there is still to be seen a fragment of the

hand-pillory, or iron wristlet, by which petty offenders were formerly

secured until they had purged their offending.

[Illustration: FARINGDON MARKET HOUSE.]

Returning now to Radcot Bridge, and the boat which is waiting all this

while to convey us on our downward voyage, we pass on to Radcot Lock,

a mile down, and under “Old Man’s Bridge”; or rather the successor of

an old wooden bridge that went by that name, and is now replaced by a

smarter, white-painted bridge of like material, of which type there

are several others between this and Oxford. The landscape is here very

open: the Berkshire hills situated at some considerable distance off,

on the right, while the flat Oxfordshire plain, on the left, is lost

in infinity. Here, on the way to Rushey Lock, are many backwaters, so

screened by the tall growths of midsummer rushes and by the drooping

branches of the willows, now made heavy by fully-grown foliage, and

further masked by dense masses of water-lilies, that their existence is

scarcely suspected. And thus we come to Tadpole Bridge, of which the very

best to be said is that it is an eminently useful, and quite inoffensive

stone structure of one arch, perhaps nearly a century old. We shall find,

proceeding down the Thames, that all too often it is difficult to award

even such negative praise as this to the bridges that cross the river.

[Illustration: WOODEN BRIDGE ACROSS THE UPPER THAMES.]

Here Tadpole Bridge carries an excellent road across to Buckland, two

miles on the right, in Berkshire; and two miles to the left, to Bampton,

in Oxfordshire. We will first see what Buckland may be like.

It is soon obvious that it occupies a site on the ridge of hills running

between Oxford and Faringdon; for its square church-tower presently

becomes prominent on the skyline.

Buckland was for many generations, and until the present time of writing,

in possession of the Throckmorton family, but now the extravagances of

bygone baroneted Throckmortons, and the mortgage-charges they recklessly

heaped up, have overtaken the present generation, and Buckland has at

last been sold into other hands.

The great church of Buckland, largely Norman and Early English, is

neighboured by a modern Roman Catholic church. The old church contains

some monuments of these long-descended Throckmortons, and others to their

predecessors, the Yate family, among them that of a seventeenth-century

baronet and his lady, Sir Edward Yate and Lady Katherine, who would

appear, between them, according to their epitaph, to have held all the

virtues in fee-simple:

“In this black marble that each sex may finde

White and faire presidents to guide the minde,

Men, Women, know, remember

“Both liv’d lively examples of conjugal,

Paternal, maternal, and religious vertue.

The Baronet particularly honoured for

Morall, economical and prudential merit.

The ladie reverenced for

Sanctimonious zeal, humble and constant patience,

Abundant charitie, and admirable justice.

“Their daughter Elizabeth (who died a mayde,

her parents lyving)

Belovede, admired for

Devoute, chaste, modest and discrete

demeanour and fervent Charitie.

Reader!

Depart!

Imitate!

1648.”

So the ancient tradition of the “bad Baronet” has its exception here, at

any rate. But what shall we say of the lady whose “sanctimonious zeal”

is the subject of such confident allusion? Only this: that there are two

different meanings to “sanctimonious,” and that we must give her the

benefit of the best of them. Referring to dictionaries we find that to

be sanctimonious is either to be holy, or to be “hypocritically pious or

devout,” like Shakespeare’s “sanctimonious pirate.” Unfortunately for the

posthumous fame of the doubtless altogether estimable lady, there is but

one connotation of that expression nowadays, and it is not the flattering

one.

The stately stone eighteenth-century mansion of the Throckmortons, with

widespreading wings, ending in pavilions looking more than a thought too

airy for this cold climate of ours, was the work of the Woods, to whom

much of the architectural dignity of the city of Bath is due.

There are (or we must now say there were) curious relics in this grand

house of the Roman Catholic Throckmortons. They included a chemise of

that precious “martyr,” Mary, Queen of Scots, whom we know from the

pages of history to have been one of the most wicked women that ever

lived, and who was justly—but belatedly—beheaded; and a gold medal of

Charles the First, another “martyr.”

Here, too, is, or was, the famous coat made for Sir John Throckmorton in

1811. Curious prints of the making of this celebrated article of attire,

brought into being as the subject of a wager, are still sometimes to be

met with. The fashioning of it was a hey-presto! kind of business. From

the shearing of the sheep, all through the many processes of treating the

wool, weaving the cloth, and making the coat, to the wearing of that coat

for dinner at Newbury, the total time occupied was but thirteen hours and

twenty minutes!

The way to Bampton from Tadpole Bridge is uneventful and unfrequented.

This district was long notorious for its entire lack of roads, and we may

read in old histories, “There was no stoned road of any kind leading from

Bampton to the neighbouring towns and villages, and travellers were in

the habit of striking across the common and finding their way to Witney,

Burford, Oxford, or any other place as best they could.”

From these circumstances Bampton was known as “Bampton-in-the-Bush,”

and appears of speculative interest; but Bampton-in-the-Bush has long

since lost the greater part of its name; and now that the roads in these

parts of Oxfordshire are no better and no worse than those to be found

elsewhere in this county, and now the scrub-woods and widespreading

common-lands that once overspread the locality have given place to flat

and uninteresting fields, it is “Bampton” only; and a very dull place at

that.

Its church is the principal feature—and a very beautiful and unusual

feature—of Bampton. The tall stone spire is visible for miles across

the level landscape. It is largely a Transitional-Norman and Early

English church, and cruciform, with central tower and north and south

transepts. The broach-spire is supported at the angles by graceful flying

buttresses, from which rise shafts, each of these four shafts bearing the

stone effigy of an apostle. The effect of these figures, standing out

boldly against the sky, is very striking and unusual.

In the porch the otherwise unremarkable tablet to Thomas Euston, who died

in 1685, proceeds to record the death of “Mary, his only wife,” in 1699.

No polygamist he, at any rate!

The exceptional size and beauty of Bampton church are greatly due to the

peculiar ecclesiastical history of Bampton, which until 1845 rejoiced,

or ought to have rejoiced, in the possession of no fewer than three

vicars for this one church; and, what is more extraordinary still, these

three clergymen had each a vicarage, standing respectively north, south,

and east of the church. To complete this holy fence, so to speak around

it, on the west side was situated the Deanery, now a farmhouse, where

the Deans of Exeter once resided when taking their summer holidays. The

origin of this remarkable arrangement is due to Leofric, first Bishop of

Exeter, a native of Bampton, who, having endowed the church, presented

the living to the Dean and Chapter of Exeter; with the stipulation that

all vicars presented must have already served in the diocese of Exeter.

The three vicars were styled “Portionists,” each taking four months’

duty in the year. This curious arrangement came to an end in 1845, when

the parish was divided into Bampton, Bampton Aston, and Bampton Lew,

each with its vicar, and either of the two newly-constituted parishes,

it may be added, with its fearsome would-be Gothic church of that not

sufficiently instructed period.

[Illustration: BAMPTON CHURCH.]

No one ever reads architectural descriptions, and so let it suffice

to say that the interior of Bampton church is very well worth seeing;

notably for its fine Saxon and Transitional-Norman chancel-arch. The

monuments include one with a mutilated stone effigy of George Tompson,

dated 1603. It could never have been a good example of the sculptor’s

art; and time and unsympathetic hands have conspired to reduce it to

something the appearance of an almost shapeless log, but the rhymed

epitaph, cast in characteristic early seventeenth-century form, has a

certain prettiness of imagination:

“Heavne hath my sovle in happiest ioye and blisse;

Earthe hath my earthe, whear bodie tomed is.

Poore have my store, for ever to their vse;

Frendes have my name, to keepe withovt abvse.

Heaven, earth, poore, frendes, of me have had their parte,

And this in lief was chefest ioye of harte.”

[Illustration: A THAMES-SIDE FARM.]

[Illustration: GATEWAY, COTE HOUSE.]

There stands in the flat country between Bampton and Northmoor, amid the

level meadows, washed, and not infrequently severely flooded, by the

Charney Brook, by the Windrush, and by many mazy rills, the picturesque

old mansion, now a farmhouse of a superior residential type, of Cote.

It was built in the reign of James the First, between the years 1608

and 1612, by one Thomas Horde, and was originally surrounded by a moat.

Alterations, apparently undertaken in 1704, the date of the fine wrought

ironwork of the old gates secluding it from the road, abolished the moat;

but a squat tower at one end of the grey, many-gabled mansion still

discloses the old ideas of defence. It was at one time some twenty feet

higher. At that period, when Thomas Horde built his house at Cote, times

were, in fact, still unsettled, and one never knew into what dangers one

might be drawn. The very year when he began building was the year of the

Gunpowder Plot; and when such things could be, a man did well to stand

upon the defensive.

Beyond Cote, towards the river, lies Shifford, secluded and rarely

visited. The old church of Shifford fell down in 1772, and a new building

took its place. This was removed in 1863.

Shifford is traditionally the scene of a Parliament, or Witanagemot,

held here by Alfred the Great about A.D. 890: “There sate at Shifford

many thanes, many bishops, and many learned men, wise earls, and awful

knights: there was Earl Elfrick, very learned in the law; and Alfred,

England’s herdsman, England’s darling; he was king of England; he taught

them that could hear him how they should live.”

There still remain, in the meadows by Shifford, traces of earthworks and

the stump of an ancient cross, sufficiently proving that this was indeed

anciently a place of considerable importance. But commerce with the world

of affairs no longer stirs the pulses of Shifford, or the neighbourhood

of it, and the Thames steals softly along, between tall palisades, as it

were, of rushes, and past the sentinel willows, with only an occasional

farmstead in sight; farms where one might almost suppose the farmers to

consume their own produce, so remote from all methods of conveying it

away do they seem to be.

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