CHAPTER VI.

OSTRICHES.

An unwilling ride--First sight of an ostrich farm--Ridiculous mistakes

about ostriches--Decreased value of birds and feathers--Chicks--Plumage

of ostriches--A frightened ostrich--The plucking-box--Sorting

feathers--Voice of the ostrich--Savage birds--"Not afraid of a

dicky-bird!"--Quelling an ostrich--Birds killed by men in

self-defence--Nests--An undutiful hen--Darby and Joan--A disconsolate

widower--A hen-pecked husband--Too much zeal--Jackie--Cooling the

eggs--The white-necked crow--Poisoning jackals--Ostrich eggs in the

kitchen--A quaint old writer on ostriches--A suppliant bird--Nest

destroyed by enraged ostrich--An old bachelor.

A Few years before my marriage, having, as usual, fled the terrors of

the English winter, I was with a friend in Egypt. And one morning this

friend and I stood in the court of the Hôtel du Nil in Cairo; preparing

to mount donkeys and start on a photographing expedition to Heliopolis

(the "On" of the Scriptures), and Matariyeh, one of the supposed

resting-places of the Holy Family on their flight into Egypt. The

fussy, bustling little German manager of the hotel, with his usual

paternal care for his guests, was commending us, in a long and voluble

Arabic speech, to the special care and attention of the donkey-boys;

with numerous minute instructions, all unintelligible to us, as to our

route, etc. Then, just as we had mounted, he turned to us and said, "I

have told them to show you something more on the way back, something

_very interesting_." "What is it?" we were about to ask; but before we

could get the words out, the ubiquitous little man had bustled off to

other business; and we ourselves were flying at a headlong pace down

the narrow Arab street, closely pursued by our impetuous donkey-boys;

who, anxious to make an imposing start, urged on our animals, not only

with savage yells and blows, but also with frequent and cruel digs from

the sharp points of our camera's tripod stand.

Even after we had left the town far behind us, and our tyrants, for

lack of an admiring crowd before whom to exhibit us, allowed us to

settle down into a peaceful trot, it was quite useless to look to them

for any information concerning this promised interesting sight; for our

few words of Algerian Arabic did not avail in Egypt; and as for the

European vocabulary of the donkey-boys, it was, as usual, strictly

limited to an accurate knowledge of all the bad words in English,

French and German. N.B.--A donkey-boy is never promoted to the dignity

of being called a donkey-_man_, but, however old and grey he may have

grown in the service, always retains the juvenile appellation.

On arriving at Heliopolis, our ungratified curiosity was soon forgotten

in the interest of seeing that venerable obelisk which once, in all

probability, looked down on the wedding procession of Joseph and the

daughter of "Potipherah, priest of On;" and the sun gave us some good

pictures of that sole remaining relic of the city where he himself was

formerly worshipped. We spent a long morning at Heliopolis and

Matariyeh; and it was not until we had proceeded some distance along

the dusty road leading back to Cairo, that we suddenly recollected

there was yet one more sight on our programme. The sun was blazing down

fiercely on us; we were very tired; longing visions of the Hôtel du Nil

luncheon, the hour for which had already come, filled our minds; and

most devoutly did we hope the donkey-boys might forget they had

something more to show us, and--possibly being hungry themselves--take

us straight home. But no! suddenly our reluctant donkeys were abruptly

turned from the homeward course on which they were trotting so merrily;

and by main force pushed into a particularly uninviting path branching

off at right angles from the road. We made one desperate effort to turn

them back; but our tormentors flew to their heads, and, dragging,

pushing, almost lifting them along, applied the tripod's spikes with

fresh energy. In vain did we expostulate; explaining piteously, with

all the powers of pantomime at our command, that we were tired and

hungry, and wanted to go back to the hotel; that we would come and see

this interesting sight, whatever it was, tomorrow, bookra--that

favourite word of the procrastinating Orientals, which, like the

_mañana_ of the Spaniards, soon becomes hatefully familiar from

constant hearing, and which is second only to the terrible _baksheesh_!

The relentless donkey-boys, beyond chuckling over our disappointment,

took no notice whatever of our appeals; and on we had to go at a rapid

gallop, stirring up dense clouds of the blinding, choking,

evil-smelling Egyptian dust; and realizing, as did Mark Twain when

ascending the Pyramid, how powerless one is in the hands of Arabs, who

surely, with such iron wills, ought to be good mesmerists. Resigning

ourselves at last to our fate with the patience of despair, we tried,

though with but languid interest, to find out what we were going to

see; but for a long time could get nothing intelligible from the

donkey-boys, who only enjoyed our mystification. At last one of them,

struck by a bright idea, pointed to J----'s hat, in which was an

ostrich-feather; and we guessed at once that the Khedive's ostrich

farm, which we knew was somewhere in the neighbourhood of Cairo, was

the object of our unwilling ride. Here was another disappointment! Not

even a ruined mosque, picturesque Arab house, or other possible subject

for the camera, to reward us for our fatigue and discomfort; nothing

but dry, barren-looking land, ugly modern European buildings, and

ungainly birds! We walked hurriedly, and with great indifference, past

the rows of camps, each with its pair of breeding-birds; felt little

regret on being denied entrance to the incubator-rooms, which,

happening to contain young chicks, were closed to the public; and

rejoiced exceedingly when, our task done, and our tyrants appeased by

our complete subjugation, we were at last on our way back to Cairo.

Thus, in weariness and indifference, I viewed an ostrich farm for the

first time. Could I but have had one vision of the happy home, situated

among just such surroundings, which awaited me in the future, with what

different eyes would I have looked on all the minutest details of a

daily life destined one day to be mine! How eagerly would I have bribed

the custodian of the incubators for just one peep at the little

rough-coated baby ostriches, if I had known what numbers of these

comical wee things were in future to be my carefully-tended nurslings!

And when T----, anxious to compare notes, sometimes asks me how this or

that was managed on the Khedive's farm, and I am unable to give

accurate information, I still regret that lost opportunity; and blush

at the remembrance of the base longing for luncheon, to which, I fear,

the want of observation was chiefly due.

It is rather surprising to find how little is known in England about

ostrich-farming. Any information on the subject seems quite new to the

hearers; and the strangest questions are sometimes asked--as, for

instance, whether ostriches fly; whether they bite; whether we ever

ride or drive them, etc. It is always taken for granted that a vicious

bird administers his kick backwards, like a horse; and there seems

still to be a very general belief in those old popular errors of which

the natural history of these creatures possesses more than the average

share. If you look at the picture of an ostrich, you will be sure to

find, in nine cases out of ten, that the drawing is ludicrously

incorrect; the bird being almost invariably represented with three toes

instead of two; and with a tail consisting of a large and magnificent

bunch of _wing_-feathers, the finest and longest of "prime whites."

Farmers would only be too thankful if their birds _had_ such tails,

instead of the short, stiff, scrubby tuft of inferior feathers which

in reality forms the caudal appendage.

Each of my friends and relatives, when first told, at the time of

our engagement, that T---- was "an ostrich-farmer," received the

intelligence with an amused smile; and the clergyman at whose church

we were married seemed quite taken aback on obtaining so novel and

unexpected an answer to his question, during the vestry formalities,

as to T----'s vocation in life. He hesitated, pen in hand, for some

time; made T---- repeat and explain the puzzling word; and at last

only with evident reluctance inscribed it in the church books.

In the early days of ostrich-farming splendid fortunes were made. Then,

feathers were worth £100 per lb., the plumes of one bird at a single

plucking realizing on an average £25. For a good pair of breeding-birds

£400, or even £500, was no uncommon price; and little chicks, only just

out of the egg, were worth £10 each. Indeed, the unhatched eggs have

sometimes been valued at the same amount. But, since the supply has

become so much greater than the demand, things are sadly changed for

the farmers; our best pair of ostriches would not now sell for more

than £12, and experience has taught us to look for no higher sum than

thirty shillings for the feathers of the handsomest bird at one

plucking. At the same time, if a lady wishes to buy a good feather in

London or Paris, she has to pay nearly the same price as in former

times.[4]

[4] Although, since these pages were written, ostriches have

somewhat increased in value it cannot, of course, be expected

that they will ever again command the prices of former days.

There are not many young animals prettier than a little ostrich-chick

during the first few weeks of life. It has such a sweet, innocent

baby-face, such large eyes, and such a plump, round little body. All

its movements are comical, and there is an air of conceit and

independence about the tiny creature which is most amusing. Instead of

feathers, it has a little rough coat which seems all made up of narrow

strips of material, of as many different shades of brown and grey as

there are in a tailor's pattern-book, mixed with shreds of black; while

the head and neck are apparently covered with the softest plush,

striped and coloured just like a tiger's skin on a small scale. On the

whole, the little fellow, on his first appearance in the world, is not

unlike a hedgehog on two legs, with a long neck.

One would like these delightful little creatures to remain babies much

longer than they do; but they grow quickly, and with their growth they

soon lose all their prettiness and roundness; their bodies become

angular and ill-proportioned, a crop of coarse, wiry feathers sprouts

from the parti-coloured strips which formed their baby-clothes, and

they enter on an ugly "hobbledehoy" stage, in which they remain for two

or three years.

[Illustration: OSTRICH-CHICKS.]

A young ostrich's rough, bristly, untidy-looking "chicken-feathers" are

plucked for the first time when he is nine months old; they are stiff

and narrow, with very pointed tips, and their ugly appearance gives no

promise of future beauty. They do not look as if they could be used for

anything but making feather brooms. In the second year they are rather

more like what ostrich-feathers ought to be, though still very narrow

and pointed; and not until their wearer is plucked for the third time

have they attained their full width and softness.

During the first two years the sexes cannot be distinguished, the

plumage of all being of a dingy drab mixed with black; the latter hue

then begins to predominate more and more in the male bird with each

successive moulting, until at length no drab feathers are left. At five

years the bird has attained maturity; the plumage of the male is then

of a beautiful glossy black, and that of the female of a soft grey,

both having white wings and tails. In each wing there are twenty-four

long white feathers, which, when the wing is spread out, hang

gracefully round the bird like a lovely deep fringe--just as I have

sometimes in Brazilian forests, seen fringes of large and delicate

fern-fronds hanging, high overhead, from the branches of some giant

tree.

The ostrich's body is literally "a bag of bones;" and the

enormously-developed thighs, which are the only fleshy part of the

bird, are quite bare, their coarse skin being of a peculiarly ugly

blue-grey colour. The little flat head, much too small for the huge

body, is also bald, with the exception of a few stiff bristles and

scanty tufts of down; such as also redeem the neck from absolute

bareness. During the breeding season the bill of the male bird, and the

large scales on the fore part of his legs, assume a beautiful deep

rose-colour, looking just as if they were made of the finest pink

coral; in some cases the skin of the head and neck also becomes red at

that time.

The North African or Barbary ostriches, several of which are to be seen

at the Jardin d'Essai, in Algiers, have bright red thighs, head, and

neck, and are altogether far handsomer than the Cape birds; their

feathers also, being larger, softer, and possessing longer filaments,

command much higher prices than those of their southern brethren.

Altogether, ostriches are queer-looking creatures; they are so awkward,

so out of proportion, and everything about them, with the exception of

their plumage and their big, soft, dark eyes, is so quaintly ugly as to

suggest the idea that they have only by some mistake survived the

Deluge, and that they would be more in their right place embedded in

the fossiliferous strata of the earth than running about on its

surface. And how they _do_ run! Only startle an ostrich; and very

little is sufficient to do this, his nerves being of the feeblest, and

"his heart in his mouth" at even the smallest or most imaginary danger.

What a jump he gives, and what a swerve to one side! Surely it must

have dislocated some of his joints. But no; off he goes, flinging out

his clumsy legs, and twisting himself about as he runs, till you almost

expect to see him come to pieces, or, at any rate, fling off a leg, as

a lobster casts a claw, or a frightened lizard parts from its tail. An

ostrich's joints seem to be all loose, like those of a lay-figure when

not properly tightened up. He rapidly disappears from view; and the

last you see of him he is, as Mark Twain has it, "still

running"--apparently with no intention of stopping till he has reached

the very centre of Africa. But his mad scamper will most probably end a

few miles off, with a tumble into a wire fence, and a broken leg.

Sometimes, however, ostriches, when they take fright, run so long and

get so far away that their owner never recovers them. One we heard of,

to whose tail a mischievous boy had tied a newspaper, went off at

railway speed, and no tidings of it were ever received. Once, when

T---- was collecting his birds for plucking, one of them was

unaccountably seized with a sudden panic, and bolted; and though T----

mounted at once and rode after it, he neither saw nor heard of it

again.

On a large farm, when plucking is contemplated, it is anything but an

easy matter to collect the birds--the gathering together of ours was

generally a work of three days. Men have to be sent out in all

directions to drive the birds up, by twos and threes, from the far-off

spots to which they have wandered; little troops are gradually brought

together, and collected, first in a large enclosure, then in a small

one, the plucking-kraal, in which they are crowded together so closely,

that the most savage bird has no room to make himself disagreeable.

Besides the gate through which the ostriches are driven into the kraal,

there is an outlet at the opposite end, through the "plucking-box."

This latter is a most useful invention, saving much time and trouble.

It is a very solid wooden box, in which, though there is just room for

an ostrich to stand, he cannot possibly turn round; nor can he kick,

the sides of the box being too high. At each end there is a stout door;

one opening inside, the other outside the kraal. Each bird in

succession is dragged up to the first door, and, after more or less of

a scuffle, is pushed in and the door slammed behind him. Then the two

operators, standing one on each side of the box, have him completely in

their power; and with a few rapid snips of their shears his splendid

wings are soon denuded of their long white plumes. These, to prevent

their tips from being spoilt, are always cut before the quills are

ripe. The stumps of the latter are allowed to remain some two or three

months longer, until they are so ripe that they can be pulled

out--generally by the teeth of the Kaffirs--without hurting the bird.

It is necessary to pull them; the feathers, which by their weight would

have caused the stumps to fall out naturally at the right time, being

gone. Some farmers, anxious to hurry on the next crop of feathers, are

cruel enough to draw the stumps before they are ripe; but nature, as

usual, resents the interference with her laws, and the feathers of

birds which have been thus treated soon deteriorate. It is best to

pluck only once a year. The tails, and the glossy black feathers on the

bodies of the birds, having small quills, are not cut, but pulled out;

this, everyone says, does not hurt the birds, but there is an

unpleasant tearing sound about the operation, and I think it must make

their eyes water.

After a plucking would come several very busy days of sorting and tying

up the feathers in readiness for the market; for T----, whenever he

could spare the time, preferred doing this work himself to employing

the professional sorters in Port Elizabeth, who charge exorbitantly.

During these few days everything had to give way to feathers, large

piled-up masses of which crowded the rooms, till we seemed to be over

head and ears in feathers. Feathers covered the floor and invaded every

article of furniture, especially monopolizing the dining-table; and

when, at all sorts of irregular hours, we grudgingly allowed ourselves

time for rough, impromptu meals of cold or tinned meat, we picnicked

among feathers. It was useless to attempt keeping the rooms either tidy

or clean while sorting was going on; and we resigned ourselves to

living for those two or three days in a state at which owners of neat

English homes would shudder--indeed, those only who have seen the

process of sorting can form any idea of the untidiness, the dust, the

fluffs, and the sneezing. But they were pleasant days; and many an

interesting book will always be associated in our minds with the

sorting of ostrich-feathers; for, while T---- arranged prime whites,

blacks, tails, feminas, chicken-feathers, etc., according to length,

colour, and quality, I enlivened the monotony of his work by reading

aloud.

Sometimes the white feathers would be dirty--for there is nothing an

ostrich likes better than sitting down to cool himself in the muddiest

dam he can find--then it was necessary to wash them, dip them into

strong raw starch, and shake them in the hot sun, beating two bundles

of them together till quite dry. The starch makes them look very pretty

and fluffy; and young ladies in England who economically wash their own

feathers would find it a great improvement. Ostrich-feathers are quite

tabooed by ladies in South Africa; they are too common, every Kaffir or

Hottentot wearing one in his dirty, battered hat.

If an ostrich-feather is held upright, its beautiful form--graceful as

the frond-like branch of the cocoa-nut palm, which it somewhat

resembles--is at once seen to be perfectly even and equal on both

sides, its stem dividing it exactly in the centre; whereas the stems of

other feathers are all more or less on one side. The ancient Egyptians,

observant of this--as of everything in nature--chose the

ostrich-feather as the sacred emblem of truth and justice, setting it

upon the head of Thmei, goddess of truth.

After a good rain, ostriches soon begin to make nests; the males become

very savage, and their note of defiance--_brooming_, as it is called by

the Dutch--is heard in all directions. The bird inflates his neck in a

cobra-like fashion, and gives utterance to three deep roars; the two

first short and _staccato_, the third very prolonged. Lion-hunters all

agree in asserting that the roar of the king of beasts and that of the

most foolish of birds are identical in sound; with this difference

only, that the latter, when near, resembles the former very far away.

T----, when hunting in the interior, has often been deceived by the

sound--expecting a lion, and finding only an ostrich.

When the birds are savage--_quei_, as the Dutch call it--they become

very aggressive, and it is impossible to walk about the camps unless

armed with a weapon of defence called a "tackey." This is simply a long

and stout branch of mimosa, with the thorns all left on at the end. It

seems but a feeble protection against a foe who, with one stroke of his

immensely powerful leg, can easily kill a man; the kick, no less

violent than that of a horse, being rendered infinitely more dangerous

by the formidable claw with which the foot is armed. Those, however,

who are well practised in the use of the tackey are able, with the

coolness of Spanish bull-fighters, to stand and await the charge of the

terrible assailant. They allow him to come to what, to the

inexperienced eye, seem unpleasantly close quarters; then, just as he

prepares to strike, the tackey is boldly thrust into his face. The

thorns oblige him to close his eyes, and he can only run blindly

forward; the bearer of the tackey springing on one side, and gaining

time to proceed some distance on his way, before the silly bird has

recovered from his bewilderment and makes a fresh charge, when the

weapon is again presented.

Fortunately, you are never assailed by more than one ostrich at a time;

for in the large camps of some two thousand acres each--in which the

birds are not fenced off in pairs, but live almost in the freedom of

wild creatures--each one has his own domain, separated from those of

others by some imaginary boundary-line of his own, visible only to

himself, but as clearly marked out as the beat of a London policeman.

There, in company with one or perhaps two hens, he dwells monarch of

all he surveys; any other ostrich daring to invade his territory is at

once attacked; and the human intruder is closely followed, his tackey

in constant requisition, until the feathered lord of the land has seen

him safely off the premises. Immediately after thus speeding the

parting guest, the most savage bird is quite harmless; he dismisses you

from his thoughts, and walks quietly back, feeding as he goes. And in

the distance you see the head and long neck of his neighbour, whose

kingdom you have now entered, and whose sharp eyes spied you out the

instant your foot crossed his frontier. _He_ now advances towards you

with jerky, spasmodic movements, as if he were bowing you a welcome;

this, however, is far from his thoughts, and after sitting down once or

twice to give you his challenge--whereby he hopes you will be

intimidated--he trots up defiantly, and the tackey's services are again

required. Thus, during a morning's walk through the camps, you may be

escorted in succession by four or five vicious birds, all determined to

have your life if possible, yet held completely in check by a few

mimosa thorns.

When an ostrich challenges he sits down; and, flapping each broad wing

alternately, inflates his neck, and throws his head back, rolling it

from side to side, and with each roll striking the back of his head

against his bony body with so sharp and resounding a blow that a severe

headache seems likely to be the result.

A person on horseback is even more obnoxious to the ostriches than a

pedestrian; and a ride through the camps enables one to realize how

true to life is the description, in the Book of Job, of a vicious bird:

"What time she lifteth up herself on high, she scorneth the horse and

his rider." The creature, when preparing for an attack, draws itself

up, stands on tiptoe, stretches its neck to the full extent, and really

seems to gain several feet in height. And, indeed, it does its best to

knock you off your horse. T---- once saw a man riding as desperately as

Tam O'Shanter, with an ostrich in close pursuit. It kept up with him,

helping his horse along with an occasional well-placed kick; while the

unhappy rider, hoping to intimidate his assailant, was again and again

firing off his revolver into the air, but without effect.

As the new arrival in a country subject to earthquakes begins by

thinking very lightly of these disturbances, but finds his appreciation

of their importance increase with every successive shock; so the new

chum in South Africa, inclined at first to look with contempt on the

precautions taken against savage ostriches, learns in time to have a

proper respect for the foolish, innocent-looking creatures, whose soft,

dark-brown eyes look at him so mildly (when he is on the right side of

the fence) that he finds it impossible to believe the stories told him

of their wickedness, and nothing but a closer acquaintance can

undeceive him. On one of the farms a sturdy new-comer, six feet in

height, starting for an early morning walk, was cautioned against going

into a certain camp where the ostriches were dangerous. He laughed at

his friends' advice, told them he was "not afraid of a dicky-bird!"

and--disdaining the proffered tackey--started off straightway in the

forbidden direction. He did not return home to dinner; a search was

made for him; and eventually he was found, perched up on a high

ironstone boulder; just out of reach of a large ostrich, which was

doing sentry, walking up and down, and keeping a vicious eye on him.

There he had sat for hours, nearly roasted alive (ironstone boulders in

the Karroo can get so hot in the sun that it blisters your hand to

touch them); and there he would have had to sit till sundown, had not

the timely appearance of his friends relieved him of the too-pressing

attentions of the "dicky-bird."

Another gentleman had a theory that any creature, however savage, could

be subdued--"quelled," as he said--by the human eye. One day he tried

to quell one of his own ostriches; with the result that he was

presently found by T---- in a very pitiable predicament, lying flat on

the ground; while the subject of his experiment jumped up and down on

him, occasionally varying the treatment by sitting on him.

T---- once bought an ostrich which had killed two men; and which,

although an unusually fine bird, was, on account of its evil

reputation, sold to him for a very low price. Ostriches appear to have

a strong aversion to all the negro race. They attack Kaffirs and

Hottentots much more readily than they do their white masters; and

although--as has just been seen--they are very far from showing that

amount of respect for the latter which is desirable, they seem--except

during the breeding season--to stand in some sort of awe of a white man

as compared with the "niggers," for whom they have the deepest

contempt.

They are uncertain, too, and take sudden and unaccountable dislikes.

One poor Kaffir woman, coming up to work at the house, was attacked,

inside the gate, by one of the tame old ostriches, which--looking out

for scraps thrown from the kitchen, stealing the fowls' food, or now

and then picking up and swallowing a delicious piece of soap left for

an unguarded moment on the washing-machine--prowled about round the

house, and of which no one had ever dreamed of being afraid. Her

solitary and scanty skirt, torn from the top to the bottom, showed how

narrow had been her escape; and she looked livid under her dark skin,

as she came in to ask me for needle and thread to repair the rent.

It has several times happened that one of our herds, in danger of his

life, has been obliged, in self-defence, to kill a vicious ostrich;

and, the finest and most promising birds--naturally the most

savage--being invariably the victims, the loss is always a serious one.

It is indeed no small trial, when, perhaps just as you are comfortably

seated at the breakfast table, the black face of "April," "August," or

"September"--fraught with bad news, and looking very frightened and

ashamed--is suddenly thrust in at the door; and, with much rolling of

white eyeballs, a tragic tale is told, in the most dismal of voices,

and with many harrowing details, of how "Red Wing" or "White Neck" was

_quei_, and attacked the narrator up in the big camp; with the sad

consequence that you are now _minus_ one of the best birds on the farm.

But the poor fellow cannot be blamed or fined for defending his life;

orders are given to pluck and bring down the unfortunate bird's

feathers--the last he will ever yield--and somehow a dead bird's plumes

_always_ seem the most beautiful--

"And then to breakfast, with

What appetite you have."

Toto, although in general no coward, could never, after a severe kick

he received on first coming to the farm, be brought to face a savage

bird. Collies can, however, be made very useful in collecting and

driving ostriches; and Mr. Evans, of Rietfontein, one of our

neighbours, had several which were perfectly trained; working as well

with the birds as their relatives in Scotland and Wales do with sheep.

A few of our birds were fenced off in breeding-camps; each pair having

a run of about one hundred acres. One of these camps was directly

opposite the house; and from the windows we could observe the

regularity with which the two birds, sitting alternately on the eggs,

came on and off at their fixed times. The cock always takes his place

upon the nest at sundown, and sits through the night--his dark plumage

making him much less conspicuous than the light-coloured hen; with his

superior strength and courage, too, he is a better defender of the nest

against midnight marauders. At nine in the morning, with unfailing

punctuality, the hen comes to relieve him, and take up her position for

the day. At the end of the six weeks of sitting, both birds, faithfully

as the task has been shared between them, are in a very enfeebled

state, and miserably poor and thin.

One undutiful hen--having apparently imbibed advanced otions--absolutely

refused to sit at all; and the poor husband, determined not to be

disappointed of his little family, did all the work himself; sitting

bravely and patiently day and night, though nearly dead with exhaustion,

till the chicks were hatched out. The next time this pair of birds had a

nest, the cock's mind was firmly made up that he would stand no more

nonsense. He fought the hen; giving her so severe a thrashing that she

was all but killed--and this Petruchio-like treatment had the desired

effect, for the wife never again rebelled, but sat submissively.

Very different from this couple were the Darby and Joan in the camp

opposite our windows. One unlucky morning the hen, frightened by a

Kaffir's dog, ran into the wire fence, and was so terribly injured that

she had to be killed. For two years poor Darby was a disconsulate

widower, and all attempts to find him a satisfactory second wife were

unavailing; several hens, which, soon after his loss, were in

succession placed in his camp, being only rescued in time, and at the

tackey's point, from being kicked to death. The bare idea of there

being anything pathetic about an ostrich seems absurd--and indeed this

is the only instance I have known of anything of the kind--but it was

truly pitiful to watch this poor bird, as, day after day, and nearly

all day long, he wandered up and down, up and down, the length of his

camp, in the hard, beaten track worn by his restless feet along the

side of the fence.

When his time of mourning at length came to an end, and poor Joan's

long-vacant place was filled, we at first rejoiced. But we soon

doubted whether, after all, he had not been happier as a widower. For

the new wife, a magnificent hen, considerably above the average size,

had him in complete subjection; his spirit seemed quite broken,

probably with long fretting, and he made no attempt to hold his own,

but was for the rest of his days the most hen-pecked--or ought I to

say hen-_kicked_?-- of husbands. Some amount of stratagem was even

necessary on my part, to ensure that he had enough to eat (this pair

of birds, being near the house, were under my special care, and

during droughts were daily fed by me); for every time he came near

the food, the greedy hen would persistently drive him away, standing

on tiptoe and hissing viciously at him--and I soon saw that it was

useless to attempt feeding them together. But the poor, ill-used old

bird and I were good friends, and quite understood one another; and

at all sorts of odd times--watching for those golden opportunities

when his tyrant was safely out of sight at the further end of the

camp--he would come down to the fence and look out for me, and I

would bring him a good feed of mealies.

As a father, Darby was no less devoted than he had formerly been as a

husband; and to please him we allowed his chicks to remain with him,

and set the whole family free to roam where they liked about the

_veldt_; breaking through the usual rule, which is to take the little

birds from the parents when two or three days old, and herd them near

the house. For they never become as tame when brought up by the old

ones as when accustomed from the first to human society. These poor

little birds, I am sorry to say, did not flourish under parental

guardianship; indeed, it was not long before they were all dead. For

their well-meaning, but over-zealous father, apparently thinking no

_veldt_ good enough for them, kept them continually on the move; and,

in his perpetual search for "fresh woods and pastures new," took them

such long distances that he literally walked them as well as himself to

death. Not many days after the last chick's departure, Darby's own poor

body, worn to a skeleton by these restless wanderings, following on six

weeks of incubation, was found on the _veldt_.

When, as sometimes happens, one solitary chick is reared at the house,

it becomes absurdly and often inconveniently tame. A friend of ours, on

returning to his farm at the end of a severe thunderstorm, found that

an ostrich's nest had been washed away. Some of the eggs were rescued

from the water, and--being of course deserted by the parents--were

placed in an incubator, where, contrary to all expectations, one chick

came out. This bird, Jackie, became the tamest and most audacious of

pets; and, like many another spoilt only child, was often a terrible

nuisance. All the little niggers about the place had a lively dread of

him; and he requisitioned their food in the boldest manner. As they sat

on the ground at meals, with plates of boiled pumpkin and rice in their

laps, he would come up, and, stretching his snake-like neck over their

heads, or insinuating it under their arms, would coolly help himself to

the contents of one plate after another. Occasionally he would make for

the unhappy youngsters in so menacing a manner as to frighten them into

dropping their plates altogether; then, while his victims ran away

crying, he would squat on his heels among the _débris_, and regale his

enormous appetite at leisure.

But one day retribution came. Being free of the kitchen--simply because

no one could keep him out--he was not long in observing that the

pumpkin and rice always came out of one particular pot; and, the idea

suddenly occurring to him that he could do no better than go straight

to the fountain-head for his favourite dish, he walked up, full of

joyful anticipation, to the fire where this pot was bubbling. The

cook--who, being mother to several of the ill-used children, did not

love Jackie--offered no friendly interference to save him from his

fate; and, plunging his bill into the pot, he greedily scooped up, and,

with the lightning-like rapidity of ostriches, tossed down his throat,

a large mouthful of boiling rice. Poor fellow! the next moment he was

dancing round the kitchen, writhing with agony, shaking his head nearly

off, and twisting his neck as if bent on tying it in a knot. Finally he

dashed wildly from the house; the cook, avenged at last for all the

dinners he had devoured, called after him as he stumbled out at the

door, "Serve you right, Jackie!"--and away he fled across the _veldt_,

till the last that was seen of him was a little cloud of white dust

vanishing on the horizon. He returned a sadder and a wiser bird; and it

was long before he again ventured inside the kitchen.

When about a year old, Jackie was sold to a farmer who had long coveted

him; and who, no doubt, soon repented of his purchase. He was now

sufficiently strong to give a good hard kick; and, being a more daring

freebooter than ever, and no respecter of persons, he would march up

and attack any one he saw carrying food, or what he thought might be

food; endeavouring, by a well-aimed blow, to strike it out of their

hands; his evil design generally succeeding. At length his master,

tired of hearing constant complaints of his conduct, and impatient of

his perpetual intrusion indoors, tried putting him into a camp. There,

however, he obstinately refused to remain. As soon as he was put in, he

would squat down, laying his head and neck on the ground; then, making

himself as flat as possible, he would "squirm" out, not without some

difficulty, under the lowest wire of the fence. It was impossible to

keep him in; and he was left to his own devices, calmly regarded as a

necessary evil, and allowed to be as great a nuisance as he liked.

But poor Jackie soon ceased from troubling--his end, as may well be

imagined, being brought about by no other cause than his own moral

obliquity. One day he wandered down to the river, where some Kaffir

women were washing clothes; their children, a group of little animated

nude bronzes, playing near them. One little fellow, who was eating, was

of course instantly spied out by the covetous Jackie; who rushed to

kick him, but in so doing tumbled down in the rocky bed of the river,

and broke his own leg. The inevitable result followed, and Jackie, like

all other broken-legged ostriches, had to be killed.

The hen ostrich lays every alternate day; and if, for each egg laid,

one is taken from the nest, she will continue laying until she has

produced from twenty to thirty. One, which belonged to T----, laid

sixty eggs without intermission. If no eggs are taken away, the hen

leaves off laying as soon as she has from fifteen to twenty; the latter

being the greatest number that can be satisfactorily covered by the

birds. The surplus eggs are placed in incubators. It is best not to

give much artificial food to the birds while sitting; as, if overfed,

they become restless, and are liable to desert the nest.

Every morning and evening the nest, or rather the shallow indentation

in the sandy ground which forms this simplest of all "homes without

hands," is left uncovered for a quarter of an hour, to allow the eggs

to cool. The sight of nests thus apparently deserted has probably given

rise to the erroneous idea that the ostrich leaves her eggs to hatch in

the sun. The passage in the book of Job: "Which leaveth her eggs in the

earth, and warmeth them in the dust," is also generally supposed to

point to the same conclusion, though in reality there can be no doubt

that the latter part of the sentence simply applies to the warming of

the eggs by the heat of the bird's body as she sits over them in her

dusty nest. Stupid though she is, she has more sense than to believe in

the possibility of the sun hatching her eggs; she is indeed quite aware

of the fact that, if allowed to blaze down on them with untempered

heat, even during the short time she is off the nest, it would be

injurious to them; and therefore, on a hot morning, she does not leave

them without first placing on the top of each a good pinch of sand.

This she does in order that the germ--which, whatever side of the egg

is uppermost, always rises to the highest point--may be shaded and

protected. Having thus set her nest in order, she walks off, to fortify

herself with a good meal for the duties of the day.

And now comes the white-necked crow's chance; for which, ever since at

earliest dawn he drew out his artful old head from under his wing, he

has been patiently waiting. An ostrich-egg is to him the daintiest of

all delicacies; but, nature not having bestowed on him a bill strong

enough to break its hard shell, he is only able, by means of an

ingenious device, to regale on the interior. He carefully watches till

the parent's back is turned, and she is a good distance from the nest;

then, flying up into the air, he drops a stone from a great height with

a most accurate aim, and breaks an egg. He makes good use of his

quarter of an hour; and he, no less than the hen ostrich, has had an

ample meal by the time the latter returns to the nest. Perhaps

to-morrow she will not wander so far away.

This crow, inveterate egg-stealer though he is, has a most respectable

and clerical appearance; and with his neat suit of black and his little

white tie he looks indeed "unco guid." The Boers--possibly on account of

this pious exterior--have a legend to the effect that these birds are

the "ravens" which fed Elijah. They say that after the birds had carried

the meat, a little of the fat remained on their necks; in commemoration

of which their descendants have this one conspicuous white patch on

their otherwise black plumage. Numbers of tortoise-shells, some of

immense size, are found about the _veldt_; which have been broken in the

same manner as the ostrich-eggs, and their inmates devoured, by these

crows; who thus reverse the process by which, some twenty-three

centuries ago, the eagle, dropping his tortoise on what seemed to him a

convenient stone for his purpose, smashed the bald head of poor

Æschylus.

Among the denizens of the _veldt_ the crows, unfortunately, are not the

only appreciators of ostrich-eggs: and our worst enemies are the

jackals. In lonely, far-off camps they plunder many promising nests;

rolling the eggs away with their paws, sometimes to great distances.

Occasionally, too, little chicks fall victims. We waged deadly war

against the depredators; making liberal use of strychnine pills to

"take us the foxes, the little foxes," which, finding no vines to spoil

in the Karroo, were instead spoilers of ostrich nests. On a large

vine-farm in the Atlas Mountains, where, after leaving the Cape, we

spent some months, we were able to note the accuracy of this passage of

Scripture--in which, I am told, the word rendered "foxes" ought in

reality to have been translated "jackals." These animals did indeed

work terrible havoc among the vines, eating incredible numbers of

grapes; and T---- did much good by his introduction among them of the

South African plan of poisoning, to which many succumbed. The pills,

enclosed in pieces of fat, are dropped about the _veldt_; generally by

a man on horseback, towing behind him a piece of very "high" meat,

which, fastened by a _riem_ (narrow strip of hide) to the horse's tail,

drags along the ground. By-and-by the jackals, attracted by the odour

of meat, come out; and, following along the route taken by the

poisoner, find and eat the tempting pieces of fat. In the morning a

good number are sure to be found dead; the survivors, apparently

concluding that there is something very wrong about the place, take

themselves off for a time to another neighbourhood; and the comparative

silence which reigns at night is a pleasant change after the chorus of

their querulous, uncanny voices.

The partiality of jackals and crows for ostrich-eggs, expensive though

it is to us, reflects credit on their taste; for the eggs are certainly

delicious. Those which, being useless for setting, found their way into

my kitchen, were always most acceptable; and I have never had lighter

cakes, nicer omelettes, custards, etc., than those made from them. And

then they go so far! Two large square biscuit tins can be filled to

overflowing with a noble batch of sponge finger biscuits, for which

only one egg has been used. In spite of its large size--equalling

twenty-four fowls' eggs--an ostrich-egg has no coarse flavour. It takes

an hour to boil one hard; in which state it is a splendid article of

food for baby ostriches.

Ostrich-eggs were much prized by the ancient Egyptians; and Gardiner

Wilkinson tells us that they "were required for some ornamental or

religious use, as with the modern Copts; and, with the plumes, formed

part of the tribute imposed by the Egyptians on conquered countries."

Not long ago, T---- and I were much amused by the discovery, among

copious notes in an old Bible dated 1770, of the following passage from

a quaint old writer: "The Ostrich, which the _Arabians_ call _Naama_,

is a wild Bird of the Shape of a Goose, but much bigger than that; it

is very high upon its Legs, and has a Neck of more than four or five

Spans long: The Body is very gross, and in its Wings and Tail it has

large Feathers black and white (like those of the Stork) and some grey;

it cannot fly, but it runs very fast; in which it is much assisted by

the Motion of its Wings and Tail: And when it runs, it wounds itself

with the Spurs which it has on its Legs. It is bred in the dry Deserts,

where there is no Water, and lays ten or twelve Eggs together in the

Sand, some as large as a great Bowl, and some less. They say this Bird

hath so little Memory that as soon as she hath made an End of laying

her Eggs, she forgets the Place where she left them; so that when the

Hen comes to a Place where there are Eggs, let them be her own or not,

she sets abrood upon them, and hatches them; and as soon as the

Chickens are hatched, they immediately run about the Country to look

for Meat; and they are so nimble, when they are little, before their

Feathers grow, that 'tis impossible to overtake them."

One is inclined to think that the old author, Marmol, from whose

"History of Africa" the above passage is quoted, cannot have written

from any very accurate acquaintance with the Dark Continent; at any

rate, it is not likely that he ever saw an ostrich, or he would have

known that it possesses no spurs.

It is a strange fact that the most savage ostrich, if he comes up and

finds you between himself and his nest, does not, as would naturally be

supposed, rush to defend his eggs, and, if possible, kick you to death,

but is instantly changed into the most abjectly submissive of

creatures. "'Umble" as Uriah Heep, he squats at your feet; making a

peculiar rattling noise with his wings, biting the ground, snapping his

bill, closing his eyes, and looking the very embodiment of imbecility

as he meekly implores you to spare his eggs. This suppliant posture is,

however, not to be trusted; and, if tackey-less, you had better remain

at the nest until assistance--or night--comes, for if once the

positions of yourself and bird are reversed, "Richard's himself again."

He squats, no longer in servile entreaty, but in defiance; and his

challenge is promptly followed by a charge. The hen ostrich, being

destitute of a voice, has but one way of calling her chicks, which is

by that same rattling and rustling of the wings.

In strong contrast to the usual anxiety of the paternal ostrich for his

nest was one case of which we heard. In a breeding-camp, containing a

cock and two hens, troublesome complications had arisen. One hen

persisted in sitting, while the other was as resolutely bent on laying;

and, the struggles of the two rivals for the possession of the nest

being extremely perilous to the eggs, the Boer to whom the trio

belonged removed the laying hen from the enclosure. Now came the cock's

turn to be excited. The departed hen was evidently his favourite wife;

and, disconsolate at her loss, he ran restlessly about the camp for

some time, _brooming_ repeatedly; then, as if struck by some sudden

impulse--probably of spite against his master--he ran to the nest, on

which he deliberately jumped till he had broken every egg.

One of our birds was a morose old bachelor. Whether he had remained

single from choice, or whether his surly temper had made him so

unpopular that no hen would cast in her lot with him, we knew not; but

there he was, living in solitary grandeur on the lower slope of our big

mountain. Every time we took a certain favourite walk, a portion of

which he had marked out as his beat, he would dispute the right of way

with us; resenting the invasion of his solitude with more fuss than was

ever made by the father of the largest family of chicks. Sometimes he

would lie in ambush, and rush out at us from unexpected places, with

all the artfulness of a rogue elephant. Fortunately, his domain being

on the mountain-side, there was plenty of high bush, behind which it

was not difficult to dodge him.

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