THE MIRACLE OF THE MAGPIE

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LENT, of the year 1429, presented a strange marvel of the Calendar, a

conjunction that moved the admiration not only of the common crowd

of the Faithful, but eke of Clerks, well learned in Arithmetic. For

Astronomy, mother of the Calendar, was Christian in those days. In 1429

Good Friday fell on the Feast of the Annunciation, so that one and the

same day combined the commemoration of the two several mysteries which

did commence and consummate the redemption of mankind, and in wondrous

wise superimposed one on top of the other, Jesus conceived in the

Virgin’s womb and Jesus dying on the Cross. This Friday, whereon the

mystery of joy came so to coincide exactly with the mystery of sorrow,

was named the “Grand Friday,” and was kept holy with solemn Feasts on

Mount Anis, in the Church of the Annunciation. For many years, by gift

of the Popes of Rome, the sanctuary of Mount Anis had possessed the

privilege of the plenary indulgences of a great jubilee, and the

late-deceased Bishop of Le Puy, Élie de Le-strange, had gotten Pope

Martin to restore this _pardon_. It was a favour of the sort the Popes

scarce ever refused, when asked in due and proper form.

The _pardon_ of the Grand Friday drew a great crowd of pilgrims and

traders to Le Puy-en-Velay. As early as mid February folk from distant

lands set out thither in cold and wind and rain. For the most part

they fared on foot, staff in hand. Whenever they could, these pilgrims

travelled in companies, to the end they might not be robbed and held to

ransom by the armed bands that infested the country parts, and by the

barons who exacted toll on the confines of their lands. Inasmuch as

the mountain districts were especially dangerous, they tarried in the

neighbouring towns, Clermont, Issoire, Brioude, Lyons, Issingeaux,

Alais, till they were gathered in a great host, and then went forth on

their road in the snow. During Holy Week a strange multitude thronged

the hilly streets of Le Puy,--pedlars from Languedoc and Provence and

Catalonia, leading their mules laded with leather goods, oil, wool, webs

of cloth, or wines of Spain in goat-skins; lords a-horseback and ladies

in wains, artisans and traders pacing on their mules, with wife or

daughter perched behind, Then came the poor pilgrim folk, limping along,

halting and hobbling, stick in hand and bag on back, panting up the

stiff climb. Last were the flocks of oxen and sheep being driven to the

slaughterhouses.

Now, leant against the wall of the Bishop’s palace, stood Florent

Guillaume, looking as long and dry and black as an espalier vine in

winter, and devoured pilgrims and cattle with his eyes.

“Look,” he called to Marguerite the lace-maker, “look at yonder fine

heads of bestial.”

And Marguerite, squatted beside her bobbins, called back:

“Yea, fine beasts, and fat withal!”

Both the twain were very bare and scant of the goods of this world, and

even then were feeling bitterly the pinch of hunger. And folk said

it came of their own fault. At that very moment Pierre Grandmange the

tripe-seller was saying as much, where he stood in his tripe-shop,

pointing a finger at them. “‘T would be sinful,” he was crying, “to give

an alms to such good-for-nothing varlets.” The tripe-seller would fain

have been very charitable, but he feared to lose his soul by giving to

evil-livers, and all the fat citizens of Le Puy had the selfsame

scruples.

To say truth, we must needs allow that, in the heyday of her hot youth,

Marguerite the lace-maker had not matched St. Lucy in purity, St. Agatha

in constancy, and St. Catherine in staidness. As for Florent Guillaume,

he had been the best scrivener in the city. For years he had not had his

equal for engrossing the Hours of Our Lady of Le Puy. But he had been

over fond of merrymakings and junketings. Now his hand had lost its

cunning, and his eye its clearness; he could no more trace the letters

on the parchment with the needful steadiness of touch. Even so, he might

have won his livelihood by teaching apprentices in his shop at the

sign of the Image of Our Lady, under the choir buttresses of _The

Annunciation_, for he was a fellow of good counsel and experience. But

having had the ill fortune to borrow of Maître Jacquet Coquedouille the

sum of six livres ten sous, and having paid him back at divers terms

eighty livres two sous, he had found himself at the last to owe yet

six livres two sous to the account of his creditor, which account was

approved correct by the judges, for Jacquet Coquedouille was a sound

arithmetician. This was the reason why the scrivenry of Florent

Guillaume, under the choir buttresses of _The Annunciation_, was sold,

on Saturday the fifth day of March, being the Feast of St. Theophilus,

to the profit of Maître Jacquet Coquedouille. Since that time the poor

penman had never a place to call his own. But by the good help of Jean

Magne the bell-ringer and with the protection of Our Lady, whose Hours

he had aforetime written, Florent Guillaume found a perch o’ nights in

the steeple of the Cathedral.

The scrivener and the lace-maker had much ado to live. Marguerite only

kept body and soul together by chance and charity, for she had long lost

her good looks and she hated the lace-making. They helped each other.

Folks said so by way of reproach; they had been better advised to

account it to them for righteousness. Florent Guillaume was a learned

clerk. Well knowing every word of the history of the beautiful Black

Virgin of Le Puy and the ordering of the ceremonies of the great

_pardon_, he had conceived the notion he might serve as guide to the

pilgrims, deeming he would surely light on someone compassionate enough

to pay him a supper in guerdon of his fine stories. But the first folk

he had offered his services to had bidden him begone because his ragged

coat bespoke neither good guidance nor clerkly wit; so he had come back,

downhearted and crestfallen, to the Bishop’s wall, where he had his

bit of sunshine and his kind gossip Marguerite. “They reckon,” he said

bitterly, “I am not learned enough to number them the relics and recount

the miracles of Our Lady. Do they think my wits have escaped away

through the holes in my gaberdine?”

“‘Tis not the wits,” replied Marguerite, “escape by the holes in a

body’s clothes, but the good natural heat. I am sore a-cold. And it

is but too true that, man and woman, they judge us by our dress. The

gallants would find me comely enough yet if I was accoutred like my Lady

the Comtesse de Clermont.”

Meanwhile, all the length of the street in front of them the pilgrims

were elbowing and fighting their way to the Sanctuary, where they were

to win pardon for their sins.

“They will surely suffocate anon,” said Marguerite. “Twenty-two years

agone, on the Grand Friday, two hundred persons died stifled under the

porch of _The Annunciation_. God have their souls in keeping! Ay, those

were the good times, when I was young!”

“‘Tis very true indeed, that year you tell of, two hundred pilgrims

crushed each other to death and departed from this world to the other.

And next day was never a sign to be seen of aught untoward.”

As he so spake, Florent Guillaume noted a pilgrim, a very fat man, who

was not hurrying to get him assoiled with the same hot haste as the

rest, but kept rolling his wide eyes to right and left with a look of

distress and fear. Florent Guillaume stepped up to him and louted low.

“Messire,” he accosted him, “one may see at a glance you are a sensible

man and an experienced; you do not rush blindly to the _pardon_ like a

sheep to the slaughter. The rest of the folk go helter-skelter thither,

the nose of one under the tail of the other; but you follow a wiser

fashion. Grant me the boon to be your guide, and you will not repent

your bargain.”

The pilgrim, who proved to be a gentleman of Limoges, answered in the

patois of his countryside, that he had no use for a scurvy beggarman and

could very well find his own way to _The Annunciation_ for to receive

pardon for his faults. And therewith he set his face resolutely to the

hill. But Florent Guillaume cast himself at his feet, and tearing at his

hair:

“Stop! stop! messire,” he cried; “i’ God’s name and by all the Saints,

I warn you go no farther! ‘T will be your death, and you are not the man

we could see perish without grief and dolour. A few steps more and you

are a dead man! They are suffocating up yonder. Already full six hundred

pilgrims have given up the ghost. And this is but a small beginning! Do

you not know, messire, that twenty-two years agone, in the year of grace

one thousand four hundred and seven, on the selfsame day and at the

selfsame hour, under yonder porch, nine thousand six hundred and

thirty-eight persons, without reckoning women and children, trampled

each other underfoot and perished miserably? An you met the same fate,

I should never smile again. To see you is to love you, messire; to know

you is to conceive a sudden and overmastering desire to serve you.”

The Limousin gentleman had halted in no small surprise and turned

pale to hear such discourse and see the fellow tearing out his hair in

fistfuls. In his terror he was for turning back the way he had come. But

Florent Guillaume, on his knees in the mud, held him back by the skirt

of his jacket.

“Never go that way, messire! not that way. You might meet Jacquet

Coquedouille, and you would be all in an instant turned into stone.

Better encounter the basilisk than Jacquet Coquedouille. I will tell you

what you must do if, like the wise and prudent man your face proclaims

you to be, you would live long and make your peace with God. Hearken

to me; I am a scholar, a Bachelor. To-day the holy relics will be borne

through the streets and crossways of the city. You will find great

solace in touching the carven shrines which enclose the cornelian cup

wherefrom the child Jesus drank, one of the wine-jars of the Marriage at

Cana, the cloth of the Last Supper, and the holy foreskin. If you take

my advice, we will go wait for them, under cover, at a cookshop I wot

of, before which they will pass without fail.”

Then, in a wheedling voice, without loosing his hold of the pilgrim’s

jacket, he pointed to the lace-maker and said:

“Messire, you must give six sous to yonder worthy woman, that she may go

buy us wine, for she knows where good liquor is to be gotten.”

The Limousin gentleman, who was a simple soul after all, went where he

was led, and Florent Guillaume supped on the leg and wing of a goose,

the bones whereof he put in his pocket as a present for Madame Ysabeau,

his fellow lodger in the timbers of the steeple,--to wit, Jean Magne the

bell-ringer’s magpie.

He found her that night perched on the beam where she was used to roost,

beside the hole in the wall which was her storeroom wherein she hoarded

walnuts and hazel-nuts, almonds and beech-nuts. She had awoke at the

noise of his coming and flapped her wings; so he greeted her very

courteously, addressing her in these obliging terms:

“Magpie most pious, lady recluse, bird of the cloister, Margot of the

Nunnery, sable-frocked Abbess, Church fowl of the lustrous coat, all

hail!”

Then offering her the goose bones nicely folded in a cabbage leaf:

“Lady,” he said, “I bring you here the scraps remaining of a good dinner

a gentleman from Limoges gave me. His countrymen are radish eaters; but

I have taught this one to prefer an Anis goose to all the radishes in

the Limousin.”

Next day and the rest of the week Florent Guillaume,--for he could never

light on his fat friend again nor yet any other good pilgrim with a

well-lined travelling wallet,--fasted _a solis ortu usque ad occasum_,

from rising sun to dewy eve. Marguerite the lace-maker did likewise.

This was very meet and right, seeing the time was Holy Week.

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