FROM "A WEEK IN LOVELY LUCERNE."

By _D. Lloyd George_.

... I do not say that the mountains hereabout are not more considerable

than those of our own beloved Wales, but as material to be employed in

perorations they are far inferior. There is not the requisite mist (which

may symbolise ignorance or obstinacy or any temporary disturbance or

opposition), later to be dispelled by the strong beams of the sun

(representing either progress generally or prime-ministerial genius or pure

Coalitionism). Other local features I felt, however, I might find

rhetorically useful, such as THORWALDSEN'S Lion, so noble, so--so leonine,

but doomed ever to adhere to the rock, how symbolic of a strong idealist

unable to translate his ameliorative plans into action! The old bridge too,

uniting the two sides of the city, as one can attempt to link Radicalism

and Coalitionism--how long could it endure? And so on. One's brain was

never idle.

It was while we were at Lucerne that LORD RIDDELL and I had some of our

most significant conversations. I set them down just as they occurred,

extenuating nothing and concealing nothing.

_LORD RIDDELL (with emotion)._ You are in excellent form to-day. Lucerne

now has two lions--one of them free.

_DAVID (surprised)._ I free? (_Sadly_) You forget that GIOLITTI is coming.

_LORD RIDDELL._ But that is nothing to you. Try him with your Italian and

he will soon go.

_DAVID._ You are a true friend. You always hearten me.

_LORD RIDDELL (with more emotion)._ But you are so wonderful, so wonderful!

And now for to-day's amusements. Where shall we go? Up Mount Pilatus or to

WILLIAM TELL'S Chapel?

_DAVID._ There is something irresistible to a Welshman in the word chapel.

Let us go there. And WILLIAM TELL, was he not a patriot? Did he not defy

the tyrant? I am sure that in his modest conventicle I can think of a

thousand eloquent things. Let us go there.

_LORD RIDDELL._ My hero! my dauntless hero!

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