CHAPTER X.

“How pleasant and how sad the turning tide

Of human life, when side by side

The child and youth begin to glide

Along the vale of years:

The pure twin-being for a little space,

With lightsome heart, and yet a graver face.

Too young for woe, though not for tears.”

ALLSTON.

With what interest and deference most Americans of any education

regarded England, her history, laws and institutions, in 1799! There

were a few exceptions--warm political partisans, and here and there

an individual whose feelings had become embittered by some particular

incident of the revolution--but surprisingly few, when it is recollected

that the country was only fifteen years from the peace. I question if

there ever existed another instance of as strong provincial admiration

for the capital, as independent America manifested for the mother

country, in spite of a thousand just grievances, down to the period

of the war of 1812. I was no exception to the rule, nor was Talcott.

Neither of us had ever seen England before we made the Lizard on

this voyage, except through our minds' eyes; and these had presented

quantities of beauties and excellencies that certainly vanished on a

nearer approach. By this I merely mean that we had painted in too high

colours, as is apt to be the case when the imagination holds the pencil;

not that there was any unusual absence of things worthy to be commended.

On the contrary, even at this late, hour, I consider England as a

model for a thousand advantages, even to our own inappreciable selves.

Nevertheless, much delusion was blended with our admiration.

English history was virtually American history; and everything on the

land, as we made our way towards town, which the pilot could point out,

was a source of amusement and delight. We had to tide it up to London,

and had plenty of leisure to see all there was to be seen. The Thames is

neither a handsome, nor a very magnificent river; but it was amazing to

witness the number of vessels that then ascended or descended it.

There was scarce a sort of craft known to Christendom, a few of the

Mediterranean excepted, that was not to be seen there; and as for the

colliers, we drifted through a forest of them that seemed large enough

to keep the town a twelvemonth in fire-wood, by simply burning their

spars. The manner in which the pilot handled our brig, too, among the

thousand ships that lay in tiers on each side of the narrow passage we

had to thread, was perfectly surprising to me; resembling the management

of a coachman in a crowded thoroughfare, more than the ordinary working

of a ship. I can safely say I learned more in the Thames, in the way of

keeping a vessel in command, and in doing what I pleased with her,

than in the whole of my voyage to Canton and back again. As for Neb,

he rolled his dark eyes about in wonder, and took an occasion to say to

me--“He'll make her talk, Masser Miles, afore he have done.” I make

no doubt the navigation from the Forelands to the bridges, as it was

conducted thirty years since, had a great influence on the seamanship of

the English. Steamers are doing away with much of this practice, though

the colliers still have to rely on themselves. Coals will scarcely pay

for tugging.

I had been directed by Captain Williams to deliver the brig to her

original consignee, an American merchant established in the modern

Babylon, reserving the usual claim for salvage. This I did, and that

gentleman sent hands on board to take charge of the vessel, relieving me

entirely from all farther responsibility. As the captain in his letter

had, inadvertently I trust, mentioned that he had put “Mr. Wallingford,

his _third_ mate,” in charge, I got no invitation to dinner from the

consignee; though the affair of the capture under Dungeness found its

way into the papers, _viâ_ Deal, I have always thought, with the

usual caption of “Yankee Trick.” Yankee trick! This phrase, so often

carelessly used, has probably done a great deal of harm in this country.

The young and ambitious--there are all sorts of ambition, and, among

others, that of being a rogue; as a proof of which, one daily hears

people call envy, jealousy, covetousness, avarice, and half of the

meaner vices, ambition--the young and _ambitious_, then, of this

country, too often think to do a _good_ thing, that shall have some of

the peculiar merit of a certain other good thing that they have heard

laughed at and applauded, under this designation. I can account in no

other manner for the great and increasing number of “Yankee tricks” that

are of daily occurrence among us. Among other improvements in taste,

not to say in morals, that might be introduced into the American press,

would be the omission of the histories of these rare inventions. As

two-thirds of the editors of the whole country, however, are Yankees,

I suppose they must be permitted to go on exulting in the cleverness

of their race. We are indebted to the Puritan stock for most of our

instructors--editors and school-masters--and when one coolly regards the

prodigious progress of the people in morals, public and private virtue,

honesty, and other estimable qualities, he must indeed rejoice in the

fact that our masters so early discovered “a church without a bishop.”

I had an opportunity, while in London, however, of ascertaining that

the land of our fathers, which by the way has archbishops, contains

something besides an unalloyed virtue in its bosom. At Gravesend we took

on board _two_ customhouse officers, (they always set a rogue to watch

a rogue, in the English revenue system,) and they remained in the

brig until she was discharged. One of these men had been a gentleman's

servant, and he owed his place to his former master's interest. He was a

miracle of custom-house integrity and disinterestedness, as I discovered

in the first hour of our intercourse. Perceiving a lad of eighteen in

charge of the prize, and ignorant that this lad had read a good deal of

Latin and Greek under excellent Mr. Hardinge, besides being the heir

of Clawbonny, I suppose he fancied he would have an easy time with him.

This man's name was Sweeney. Perceiving in me an eager desire to see

everything, the brig was no sooner at her moorings, than he proposed a

cruise ashore. It was Sweeney who showed me the way to the consignee's,

and, that business accomplished, he proposed that we should proceed on

and take a look at St. Paul's, the Monument, and, as he gradually found

my tastes more intellectual than he had at first supposed, the

wonders of the West End. I was nearly a week under the pilotage of the

“Admirable Sweeney.” After showing me the exteriors of all the things of

mark about the town, and the interiors of a few that I was disposed to

pay for, he descended in his tastes, and carried me through Wapping, its

purlieus and its scenes of atrocities. I have always thought Sweeney was

sounding me, and hoping to ascertain my true character, by the course he

took; and that he betrayed his motives in a proposition which he finally

made, and which brought our intimacy to a sudden close. The result,

however, was to let me into secrets I should probably have never learned

in any other manner. Still, I had read and heard too much to be easily

duped; and I kept myself not only out of the power of my tempter, but

out of the power of all that could injure me, remaining simply a curious

observer of what was placed before my eyes. Good Mr. Hardinge's lessons

were not wholly forgotten; I could run away from him, much easier than

from his precepts.

I shall never forget a visit I made to a house called the Black Horse,

in St. Catherine's Lane. This last was a narrow street that ran across

the site of the docks that now bear the same name; and it was the resort

of all the local infamy of Wapping. I say _local_ infamy; for there were

portions of the West End that were even worse than anything which a mere

port could produce. Commerce, that parent of so much that is useful to

man, has its dark side as everything else of earth; and, among its other

evils, it drags after it a long train of low vice; but this train

is neither so long nor so broad as that which is chained to the

chariot-wheels of the great. Appearances excepted, and they are far less

than might be expected, I think the West End could beat Wapping out

and out, in every essential vice; and, if St. Giles be taken into the

account, I know of no salvo in favour of the land over the sea.

Our visit to the Black Horse was paid of a Sunday, that being the

leisure moment of all classes of labourers, and the day when, being

attired in their best, they fancied themselves best prepared to appear

in the world. I will here remark, that I have never been in any portion

of Christendom that keeps the Sabbath precisely as it is kept in

America. In all other countries, even the most rigorously severe in

their practices, it is kept as a day of recreation and rest, as well as

of public devotion. Even in the American towns, the old observances are

giving way before the longings or weaknesses of human nature; and Sunday

is no longer what it was. I have witnessed scenes of brawling, blasphemy

and rude tumult, in the suburbs of New York, on Sundays, within the

last few years, that I have never seen in any other part of the world

on similar occasions; and serious doubts of the expediency of the

high-pressure principle have beset me, whatever may be the just

constructions of doctrine. With the last I pretend not to meddle; but,

in a worldly point of view, it would seem wise, if you cannot make men

all that they ought to be, to aim at such social regulations as shall

make them as little vile as possible. But, to return to the Black Horse

in St. Catherine's Lane--a place whose very name was associated with

vileness.

It is unnecessary to speak of the characters of its female visiters.

Most of them were young, many of them were still blooming and handsome,

but all of them were abandoned. “I need tell you nothing of these

girls,” said Sweeney, who was a bit of a philosopher in his way,

ordering a pot of beer, and motioning me to take a seat at a vacant

table--“but, as for the men you see here, half are house-breakers and

pickpockets, come to pass the day genteelly among you gentlemen-sailors.

There are two or three faces here that I have seen at the Old Bailey,

myself; and how they have remained in the country, is more than I can

tell you. You perceive these fellows are just as much at their ease, and

the landlord who receives and entertains them is just as much at _his_

ease, as if the whole party were merely honest men.”

“How happens it,” I asked, “that such known rogues are allowed to go at

large, or that this inn-keeper dares receive them?”

“Oh! you're a child yet, or you would not ask such a question! You must

know, Master Wallingford, that the law protects rogues as well as honest

men. To convict a pickpocket, you must have witnesses and jurors to

agree, and prosecutors, and a sight of things that are not as plenty

as pocket-handkerchiefs, or even wallets and Bank of England notes.

Besides, these fellows can prove an alibi any day in the week. An alibi,

you must know--”

“I know very well what an alibi means, Mr. Sweeney.”

“The deuce you do!” exclaimed the protector of the king's revenue,

eyeing me a little distrustfully. “And pray how should one as young as

you, and coming from a new country like America, know that?”

“Oh!” said I, laughing, “America is just the country for

_alibis_--everybody is everywhere, and nobody anywhere. The whole nation

is in motion, and there is every imaginable opportunity for _alibis_.”

I believe I owed the development of Sweeney's “ulterior views” to

this careless speech. He had no other idea of the word than its legal

signification; and it must have struck him as a little suspicious that

one of my apparent condition in life, and especially of my years, should

be thus early instructed in the meaning of this very useful professional

term. It was a minute before he spoke again, having been all that time

studying my countenance.

“And pray, Master Wallingford,” he then inquired, “do you happen to know

what _nolle prosequi_ means, too?”

“Certainly; it means to give up the chase. The French lugger under

Dungeness entered a _nolle prosequi_ as respects my brig, when she found

her hands full of the West-Indiaman.”

“So, so; I find I have been keeping company all this time with a knowing

one, and I such a simpleton as to fancy him green! Well, that I should

live to be done by a raw Jonathan!”

“Poh, poh, Mr. Sweeney, I can tell you a story of two of our naval

officers, that took place just before we sailed; and then you will learn

that all hands of us, on the other side of the Big Pond, understand

Latin. One of these officers had been engaged in a duel, and he found it

necessary to lie hid. A friend and shipmate, who was in his secret, came

one day in a great hurry to tell him that the authorities of the State

in which the parties fought had entered a _nolle prosequi”_ against

the offenders. He had a newspaper with the whole thing in it, in print.

“What's a _nolle prosequi_, Jack?” asked Tom. “Why, it's Latin, to be

sure, and it means some infernal thing or other. We must contrive to

find out, for it's half the battle to know who and what you've got to

face.” “Well, you know lots of lawyers, and dare show your face; so,

just step out and ask one.” “I'll trust no lawyer; I might put the

question to some chap who has been fee'd. But we both studied a little

Latin when boys, and between us we'll undermine the meaning.” Tom

assented, and to work they went. Jack had the most Latin; but, do all

he could, he was not able to find a “_nolle_” in any dictionary. After

a great deal of conjecture, the friends agreed it must be the root of

“knowledge,” and that point was settled. As for “_prosequi_” it was

not so difficult, as “sequor” was a familiar word; and, after some

cogitation, Jack announced his discoveries. “If this thing were in

English, now,” he said, “a fellow might understand it. In that case, I

should say that the sheriff's men were in “pursuit of knowledge;” that

is, hunting after _you_; but Latin, you remember, was always an inverted

sort of stuff, and that '_pro_' alters the whole signification. The

paper says they've '_entered_ a _nolle prosequi;_' and the 'entered'

explains the whole. 'Entered a nolle' means, have entered on the

knowledge, got a scent; you see it is law English; 'pro' means 'how,'

and 'sequi,' 'to give chase.' The amount of it all is, Tom, that they

are on your heels, and I must go to work and send you off, at once, two

or three hundred miles into the interior, where you may laugh at them

and their 'nolle prosequis' together.” {*]

{Footnote *: There is said to be foundation for this story.]

Sweeney laughed heartily at this story, though he clearly did not take

the joke, which I presume he fancied lay concealed under an American

flash language; and he proposed by way of finishing the day, to carry me

to an entertainment where, he gave me to understand, American officers

were fond of sometimes passing a few minutes. I was led to a Wapping

assembly-room, on entering which I found myself in a party composed of

some forty or fifty cooks and stewards of American vessels, all as black

as their own pots with partners of the usual colour and bloom of English

girls I have as few prejudices of colour as any American well can

have; but I will confess this scene struck me as being painfully out of

keeping. In England, however, nothing seemed to be thought of it; and

I afterwards found that marriages between English women, and men of all

the colours of the rainbow, were very common occurrences.

When he had given me this ball as the climax of his compliments, Sweeney

betrayed the real motive of all his attentions. After drinking a pot of

beer extra, well laced with gin, he offered his services in smuggling

anything ashore that the Amanda might happen to contain, and which I,

as the prize-master, might feel a desire to appropriate to my own

particular purposes. I met the proposal with a little warmth, letting my

tempter understand that I considered his offer so near an insult, that

it must terminate our acquaintance. The man seemed astounded. In the

first place, he evidently thought all goods and chattels were made to be

plundered, and then he was of opinion that plundering was a very

common “Yankee trick.” Had I been an Englishman, he might possibly have

understood my conduct; but, with him, it was so much a habit to fancy

an American a rogue, that, as I afterwards discovered, he was trying

to persuade the leader of a press-gang that I was the half-educated and

illegitimate son of some English merchant, who wished to pass himself

off for an American. I pretend not to account for the contradiction,

though I have often met with the same moral phenomena among his

countrymen; but here was as regular a rogue as ever cheated, who

pretended to think roguery indigenous to certain nations, among whom his

own was not included.

At length I was cheered with the sight of the Crisis, as she came

drifting through the tiers, turning, and twisting, and glancing along,

just as the Amanda had done before her. The pilot carried her to

moorings quite near us; and Talcott, Neb and I were on board her,

before she was fairly secured. My reception was very favourable, Captain

Williams having seen the account of the “Yankee trick” in the papers;

and, understanding the thing just as it had happened, he placed the most

advantageous construction on all I had done. For myself, I confess I

never had any misgivings on the subject.

All hands of us were glad to be back in the Crisis again. Captain

Williams had remained at Falmouth longer than he expected, to make

some repairs that could not be thoroughly completed at sea, which alone

prevented him from getting into the river as soon as I did myself. Now

the ship was in, we no longer felt any apprehension of being impressed,

Sweeney's malignancy having set several of the gang upon the scent after

us. Whether the fellow actually thought I was an English subject or not,

is more than I ever knew; but I felt no disposition myself to let

the point be called in question, before my Lord Chief Justice of a

Rendezvous. The King's Bench was more governed by safe principles, in

its decisions, than the gentlemen who presided in these marine courts of

the British navy.

As I was the only officer in the ship who had ever seen anything of

London, my fortnight's experience made me a notable man in the cabin. It

was actually greater preferment for me than when I was raised from third

to be second-mate. Marble was all curiosity to see the English capital,

and he made me promise to be his pilot, as soon as duty would allow time

for a stroll, and to show him everything I had seen myself. We soon got

out the cargo, and then took in ballast for our North-West voyage; the

articles we intended to traffic with on the coast, being too few and too

light to fill the ship. This kept us busy for a fortnight, after which

we had to look about us to obtain men to supply the places of those

who had been killed, or sent away in _la Dame de Nantes_. Of course

we preferred Americans; and this so much the more, as Englishmen were

liable to be pressed at any moment. Fortunately, a party of men that had

been taken out of an American ship, a twelvemonth before, by an English

cruiser, had obtained their discharges; and they all came to London,

for the double purpose of getting some prize-money, and of obtaining

passages home. These lads were pleased with the Crisis and the voyage,

and, instead of returning to their own country, sailor-like, they

took service to go nearly round the world. These were first-rate

men--Delaware-river seamen--and proved a great accession to our force.

We owed the windfall to the reputation the ship had obtained by her

affairs with the letter-of-marque; an account of which, copied from the

log-book and a little embellished by some one on shore, he consignee had

taken care should appear in the journals. The history of the surprise,

in particular, read very well; and the English were in a remarkably good

humour, at that time, to receive an account of any discomfiture of a

Frenchman. At no period since the year 1775, had the American character

stood so high in England as it did just then; the two nations, for a

novelty, fighting on the same side. Not long after we left London,

the underwriters at Lloyd's actually voted a handsome compliment to an

American commander for capturing a French frigate. Stranger things have

happened than to have the day arrive when English and American fleets

may be acting in concert. No one can tell what is in the womb of time;

and I have lived long enough to know that no man can foresee who will

continue to be his friends, or a nation what people may become its

enemies.

The Crisis at length began to take in her bales and boxes for the

North-West Coast, and, as the articles were received slowly, or a few

packages at a time, it gave us leisure for play. Our captain was in

such good humour with us, on account of the success of the outward-bound

passage, that he proved very indulgent. This disposition was probably

increased by the circumstance that a ship arrived in a very short

passage from New York, which spoke our prize; all well, with a smacking

southerly breeze, a clear coast, and a run of only a few hundred miles

to make. This left the almost moral certainty that _la Dame de Nantes_

had arrived safe, no Frenchman being likely to trust herself on that

distant coast, which was now alive with our own cruisers, going to or

returning from the West Indies.

I had a laughable time in showing Marble the sights of London. We began

with the wild beasts in the Tower, as in duty bound; but of these our

mate spoke very disparagingly. He had been too often in the East “to

be taken in by such animals;” and, to own the truth, the cockneys were

easily satisfied on the score of their _menagerie_. We next went to

the Monument; but this did not please him. He had seen a shot-tower in

America--there was but one in that day--that beat it out and out as to

height, and he thought in beauty, too. There was no reasoning against

this. St. Paul's rather confounded him. He frankly admitted there was no

such church at Kennebunk; though he did not know but Trinity, New

York, “might stand up alongside of it.” “Stand up along side of it!” I

repeated, laughing. “Why, Mr. Marble, Trinity, steeple and all, could

stand up in it--_under_ that dome-and then leave more room in

this building than all the other churches in New York contain, put

altogether.”

It was a long time before Marble forgave this speech. He said it was

“unpatriotic;” a word which was less used in 1799 than it is used

to-day, certainly; but which, nevertheless, _was_ used. It often meant

then, as now, a thick and thin pertinacity in believing in provincial

marvels; and, in this, Marble was one of the most patriotic men with

whom I ever met. I got him out of the church, and along Fleet street,

through Temple Bar, and into the Strand, however, in peace; and then we

emerged into the arena of fashion, aristocracy and the court. After a

time, we worked our way into Hyde Park, where we brought up, to make our

observations.

Marble was deeply averse to acknowledging all the admiration he really

felt at the turn-outs of London, as they were exhibited in the Park, of

a fine day, in their season. It is probable the world elsewhere never

saw anything approaching the beauty and magnificence that is here daily

seen, at certain times, so far as beauty and magnificence are connected

with equipages, including carriages, horses and servants. Unable to find

fault with the _tout ensemble_, our mate made a violent attack on the

liveries. He protested it was indecent to put a “hired man”--the word

_help_ never being applied to the male sex, I believe, by the most

fastidious New England purist--in a cocked hat; a decoration that

ought to be exclusively devoted to the uses of ministers of the gospel,

governors of States, and militia officers. I had some notions of the

habits of the great world, through books, and some little learned

by observation and listening; but Marble scouted at most of my

explanations. He put his own construction on everything he saw; and I

have often thought, since, could the publishers of travels have had the

benefit of his blunders, how many would have profited by them. Gentlemen

were just then beginning to drive their own coaches; and I remember,

in a particular instance, an ultra in the new mode had actually put his

coachman in the inside, while he occupied the dickey in person. Such

a gross violation of the proprieties was unusual, even in London; but

there sat Jehu, in all the dignity of cotton-lace, plush, and a cocked

hat. Marble took it into his head that this man was the king, and no

reasoning of mine could persuade him to the contrary. In vain I pointed

out to him a hundred similar dignitaries, in the proper exercise of

their vocation, on the hammer-cloths; he cared not a straw--this was not

showing him one _inside_; and a gentleman inside of a carriage, who wore

so fine a coat, and a cocked hat in the bargain, could be nothing less

than some dignitary of the empire; and why not the king! Absurd as all

this will seem, I have known mistakes, connected with the workings of

our own institutions, almost as great, made by theorists from Europe.

While Marble and I were wrangling on this very point, a little

incident occurred, which led to important consequences in the end.

Hackney-coaches, or any other public conveyance, short of post-chaises

and post-horses, are not admitted into the English parks. But

glass-coaches are; meaning by this term, which is never used in America,

hired carriages that do not go on the stands. We encountered one of

these glass-coaches in a very serious difficulty. The horses had

got frightened by means of a wheelbarrow, aided probably by some bad

management of the driver, and had actually backed the hind-wheels of the

vehicle into the water of the canal. They would have soon had the whole

carriage submerged, and have followed it themselves, had it not been

for the chief-mate and myself. I thrust the wheelbarrow under one of

the forward-wheels, just in time to prevent the final catastrophe; while

Marble grasped the spoke with his iron gripe, and, together, he and the

wheelbarrow made a resistance that counterbalanced the backward tendency

of the team. There was no footman; and, springing to the door, I aided a

sickly-looking, elderly man--a female who might very well have been his

wife, and another that I took for his daughter--to escape. By my agency

all three were put on the dry land, without even wetting their feet,

though I fared worse myself. No sooner were they safe, than Marble,

who was up to his shoulders in the water, and who had made prodigious

efforts to maintain the balance of power, released his hold, the

wheelbarrow gave way at the same moment, and the whole affair, coach and

horses, had their will, and went, stern foremost, overboard. One of the

horses was saved, I believe, and the other drowned; but, a crowd

soon collecting, I paid little attention to what was going on in the

carriage, as soon as its cargo was discharged.

The gentleman we had saved, pressed my hand with fervour, and Marble's,

too; saying that we must not quit him--that we must go home with him. To

this we consented, readily enough, thinking we might still be of use. As

we all walked towards one of the more private entrances of the Park, I

had an opportunity of observing the people we had served. They were very

respectable in appearance; but I knew enough of the world to see that

they belonged to what is called the middle class in England. I thought

the man might be a soldier; while the two females had an air of great

respectability, though not in the least of fashion. The girl appeared to

be nearly as old as myself, and was decidedly pretty. Here, then, was an

adventure! I had saved the life of a damsel of seventeen, and had only

to fall in love, to become the hero of a romance.

At the gate, the gentleman stopped a hackney-coach, put the females in,

and desired us to follow. But to this we would not consent, both being

wet, and Marble particularly so. After a short parley, he gave us an

address in Norfolk Street, Strand; and we promised to stop there on our

way back to the ship. Instead of following the carriage, however, we

made our way on foot into the Strand, where we found an eating-house,

turned in and eat a hearty dinner each, the chief-mate resorting to some

brandy in order to prevent his taking cold. On what principle this is

done, I cannot explain, though I know it is often practised, and in all

quarters of the world.

As soon as we had dined and dried ourselves, we went into Norfolk

street. We had been told to ask for Major Merton, and this we did. The

house was one of those plain lodging-houses, of which most of that part

of the town is composed: and we found the Major and his family in the

occupation of the first floor, a mark of gentility on which some stress

is laid in England. It was plain enough, however, to see that these

people were not rolling in that splendour, of which we had just seen so

much in the Park.

“I can trace the readiness and gallantry of the English tar in your

conduct,” observed the Major, after he had given us both quite as warm

a reception as circumstances required, at the same time taking out his

pocket-book, and turning over some bank-notes. “I wish, for your sakes,

I was better able than I am to reward you for what you have done; but

twenty pounds is all I can now offer. At some other time, circumstances

may place it in my power to give further and better proofs of my

gratitude.”

As this was said, the Major held two ten-pound notes towards Marble,

doubtless intending that I should receive one of them, as a fair

division of the spoils. Now, according to all theory, and the

established opinion of the Christian world, America is _the_ avaricious

country; the land, of all others, in which men are the most greedy of

gain; in which human beings respect gold more, and themselves less, than

in any other portion of this globe. I never dispute anything that is

settled by the common consent of my fellow-creatures, for the simple

reason that I know the decision must be against me; so I will concede

that money _is_ the great end of American life--that there is little

else to live for, in the great model republic. Politics have fallen into

such hands, that office will not even give social station; the people

are omnipotent, it is true; but, though they can make a governor, they

cannot make gentlemen and ladies; even kings are sometimes puzzled to do

that; literature, arms, arts, and fame of all sorts, are unattainable in

their rewards, among us as in other nations, leaving the puissant dollar

in its undisturbed ascendency; still, as a rule, twenty Europeans can

be bought with two ten-pound Bank of England notes, much easier than two

Americans. I leave others to explain the phenomenon; I only speak of the

_fact_.

Marble listened to the Major's speech with great attention and respect,

fumbling in his pocket for his tobacco-box, the whole time. The box was

opened just as the Major ended, and even I began to be afraid that

the well-known cupidity of Kennebunk was about to give way before the

temptation, and the notes were to be stowed alongside of the tobacco but

I was mistaken. Deliberately helping himself to a quid, the chief-mate

shut the box again, and then he made his reply.

“Quite ginerous in you, Major,” he said, “and all ship-shape and right.

I like to see things done just in that way. Put up the money; we thank

you as much as if we could take it, and that squares all accounts. I

would just mention, however, to prevent mistakes, as the other idee

might get us impressed, that this young man and I are both born

Americans--he from up the Hudson somewhere, and I from York city,

itself, though edicated down east.”

“Americans!” resumed the Major, drawing himself up a little stiffly;

“then _you_, young man,” turning to me, and holding out the notes, of

which he now seemed as anxious to be rid, as I had previously fancied

he was sorry to see go--“_you_ will do me the favour to accept of this

small token of my gratitude.”

“It is quite impossible, sir,” I answered, respectfully. “We are not

exactly what we seem, and you are probably deceived by our roundabouts;

but we are the first and second officers of a letter-of-marque.”

At the word “officers,” the Major drew back his hand, and hastily

apologised. He did not understand us even then, I could plainly see;

but he had sufficient sagacity to understand that his money would not be

accepted. We were invited to sit down, and the conversation continued.

“Master Miles, there,” resumed Marble, “has an estate, a place called

Clawbonny, somewhere up the Hudson; and he has no business to be sailing

about the world in jacket and trowsers, when he ought to be studying

law, or trying his hand at college. But as the old cock crows, the young

'un l'arns; his father was a sailor before him, and I suppose that's the

reason on't.”

This announcement of my position ashore did me no harm, and I could see

a change in the deportment of the whole family--not that it had ever

treated me haughtily, or even coldly; but it now regarded me as more

on a level with itself. We remained an hour with the Mertons, and I

promised to repeat the call before we sailed. This I did a dozen times,

at least; and the Major, finding, I suppose, that he had a tolerably

well-educated youth to deal with, was of great service in putting me in

a better way of seeing London. I went to both theatres with the family,

taking care to appear in a well-made suit of London clothes, in which I

made quite as respectable a figure as most of the young men I saw in the

streets. Even Emily smiled when she first saw me in my long-togs, and I

thought she blushed. She was a pretty creature; gentle and mild in her

ordinary deportment, but full of fire and spirit at the bottom, as

I could see by her light, blue, English eye. Then she had been

well-educated; and, in my young ignorance of life, I fancied she knew

more than any girl of seventeen I had ever met with. Grace and Lucy were

both clever, and had been carefully taught by Mr. Hardinge; but the

good divine could not give two girls, in the provincial retirement of

America, the cultivation and accomplishments that were within the reach

of even moderate means in England. To me, Emily Merton seemed a marvel

in the way of attainments; and I often felt ashamed of myself, as I

sat at her side, listening to the natural and easy manner in which she

alluded to things, of which I then heard for the first time.

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