"IN prison, sir; good lack, for what misdeed?"
"Well, she is a witness, and may be a necessary one."
"Why, Messire Bailiff," put in Denys, "you lay not all your witnesses by
the heels I trow."
The alderman, pleased at being called bailiff, became communicative. "In
a case of blood we detain all testimony that is like to give us leg
bail, and so defeat Justice, and that is why we still keep the
womenfolk. For a man at odd times bides a week in one mind, but a woman,
if she do her duty to the realm o' Friday, she shall undo it afore
Sunday, or try. Could you see yon wench now, you should find her a
blubbering at having betrayed five males to the gallows. Had they been
females, we might have trusted to a subpoena. For they despise one
another. And there they show some sense. But now I think on't, there
were other reasons for laying this one by the heels. Hand me those
depositions, young sir." And he put on his glasses. "Ay! she was
implicated: she was one of the band."
A loud disclaimer burst from Denys and Gerard at once.
"No need to deave me," said the alderman. "Here 'tis in black and white.
'Jean Hardy (that is one of the thieves), being questioned confessed
that,'--humph? Ay, here 'tis. 'And that the girl Manon was the decoy,
and her sweetheart was Georges Vipont, one of the band; and hanged last
month: and that she had been deject ever since, and had openly blamed
the band for his death, saying, if they had not been rank cowards, he
had never been taken, and it is his opinion she did but betray them out
of very spite, and--'"
"His opinion," cried Gerard indignantly, "what signifies the opinion of
a cut-throat, burning to be revenged on her who has delivered him to
justice? And an you go to that what avails his testimony? Is a thief
never a liar? Is he not aye a liar? and here a motive to lie? Revenge,
why 'tis the strongest of all the passions. And oh, sir, what madness to
question a detected felon and listen to him lying away an honest
life--as if he were a true man swearing in open day, with his true hand
on the Gospel laid!"
"Young man," said the alderman, "restrain thy heat in presence of
authority! I find by your tongue you are a stranger. Know then that in
this land we question all the world. We are not so weak as to hope to
get at the truth by shutting either our left ear or our right."
"And so you would listen to Satan belying the saints!"
"Ta! ta! The law meddles but with men and women, and these cannot utter
a story all lies, let them try ever so. Wherefore we shut not the
barn-door (as the saying is) against any man's grain. Only having taken
it in we do winnow and sift it. And who told you I had swallowed the
thief's story whole like fair water? Not so. I did but credit so much
on't as was borne out by better proof."
"Better proof?" and Gerard looked blank. "Why who but the thieves would
breathe a word against her?"
"Marry, herself."
"Herself, sir? what did you question her too?"
"I tell you we question all the world. Here is her deposition, can you
read?--Read it yourself then."
Gerard looked at Denys and read him
MANON'S DEPOSITION
"I am a native of Epinal. I left my native place two years ago because I
was unfortunate: I could not like the man they bade me. So my father
beat me. I ran away from my father. I went to service. I left service
because the mistress was jealous of me. The reason they gave for turning
me off was, because I was saucy. Last year I stood in the market-place
to be hired with other girls. The landlord of 'The Fair Star' hired me.
I was eleven months with him. A young man courted me. I loved him. I
found out that travellers came and never went away again. I told my
lover. He bade me hold my peace. He threatened me. I found my lover was
one of a band of thieves. When travellers were to be robbed the landlord
went out and told the band to come. Then I wept and prayed for the
travellers' souls. I never told. A month ago my lover died.
"The soldier put me in mind of my lover. He was bearded like him I had
lost. I cannot tell whether I should have interfered, if he had had no
beard. I am sorry I told now."
The paper almost dropped from Gerard's hands. Now for the first time he
saw that Manon's life was in mortal danger. He knew the dogged law, and
the dogged men that executed it. He threw himself suddenly on his knees
at the alderman's feet. "Oh, sir! think of the difference between those
cruel men and this poor weak woman! Could you have the heart to send her
to the same death with them; could you have the heart to condemn us to
look on and see her slaughtered, who, but that she risked her life for
ours, had not now been in jeopardy? Alas, sir! show me and my comrade
some pity, if you have none for her, poor soul. Denys and I be true men,
and you will rend our hearts if you kill that poor simple girl. What can
we do? What is left for us to do then but cut our throats at her
gallow's foot?"
The alderman was tough but mortal; the prayers and agitation of Gerard
first astounded, then touched him. He showed it in a curious way. He
became peevish and fretful. "There get up, do," said he. "I doubt
whether anybody would say as many words for me. What ho, Daniel! go
fetch the town clerk." And, on that functionary entering from an
adjoining room, "Here is a foolish lad fretting about yon girl. Can we
stretch a point? say we admit her to bear witness, and question her
favorably."
The town clerk was one of your "impossibility" men.
"Nay, sir, we cannot do that: she was not concerned in this business.
Had she been accessory, we might have offered her a pardon to bear
witness."
Gerard burst in. "But she did better. Instead of being accessory, she
stayed the crime; and she proffered herself as witness by running hither
with the tale."
"Tush, young man, 'tis a matter of law." The alderman and the clerk then
had a long discussion, the one maintaining, the other denying, that she
stood as fair in law, as if she had been accessory to the attempt on our
travellers' lives. And this was lucky for Manon: for the alderman,
irritated by the clerk reiterating that he could not do this and could
not that, and could not do t'other, said "he would show him he _could_
do anything he chose." And he had Manon out, and, upon the landlord of
the "White Hart" being her bondsman, and Denys depositing five gold
pieces with him, and the girl promising, not without some coaxing from
Denys, to attend as a witness, he liberated her, but eased his
conscience by telling her in his own terms his reason for this leniency.
"The town had to buy a new rope for everybody hanged, and present it to
the bourreau, or else compound with him in money: and she was not in his
opinion worth this municipal expense; whereas decided characters like
her late confederates, were." And so Denys and Gerard carried her off,
Gerard dancing round her for joy, Denys keeping up her heart by assuring
her of the demise of a troublesome personage, and she weeping
inauspiciously. However, on the road to the "White Hart" the public
found her out, and having heard the whole story from the archers, who
naturally told it warmly in her favour, followed her hurrahing and
encouraging her, till finding herself backed by numbers she plucked up
heart. The landlord too saw at a glance that her presence in the inn
would draw custom, and received her politely and assigned her an upper
chamber: here she buried herself, and being alone rained tears again.
Poor little mind, it was like a ripple, up and down, down and up, up and
down. Bidding the landlord be very kind to her, and keep her a prisoner
without letting her feel it, the friends went out: and lo! as they
stepped into the street they saw two processions coming towards them
from opposite sides. One was a large one attended with noise and howls
and those indescribable cries, by which rude natures reveal at odd times
that relationship to the beasts of the field and forest, which at other
times we succeed in hiding. The other, very thinly attended by a few
nuns and friars, came slow and silent.
The prisoners going to exposure in the market-place. The gathered bones
of the victims coming to the churchyard.
And the two met in the narrow street nearly at the inn door, and could
not pass each other for a long time, and the bier, that bore the relics
of mortality, got wedged against the cart that carried the men, who had
made those bones what they were, and in a few hours must die for it
themselves. The mob had not the quick intelligence to be at once struck
with this stern meeting: but at last a woman cried "Look at your work,
ye dogs!" and the crowd took it like wildfire, and there was a horrible
yell, and the culprits groaned and tried to hide their heads upon their
bosoms, but could not, their hands being tied. And there they stood
images of pale, hollow-eyed despair, and oh how they looked on the
bier, and envied those whom they had sent before them on the dark road
they were going upon themselves! And the two men who were the cause of
both processions, stood and looked gravely on, and even Manon, hearing
the disturbance, crept to the window, and, hiding her face, peeped
trembling through her fingers as women will.
This strange meeting parted Denys and Gerard. The former yielded to
curiosity and revenge, the latter doffed his bonnet, and piously
followed the poor remains of those whose fate had so nearly been his
own. For some time he was the one lay mourner: but when they had reached
the suburbs, a long way from the greater attraction that was filling the
market-place, more than one artisan threw down his tools, and more than
one shopman left his shop, and touched with pity, or a sense of our
common humanity, and perhaps decided somewhat by the example of Gerard,
followed the bones bare headed, and saw them deposited with the prayers
of the Church in hallowed ground.
After the funeral rites Gerard stepped respectfully up to the curé, and
offered to buy a mass for their souls.
Gerard, son of Catherine, always looked at two sides of a penny: and he
tried to purchase this mass a trifle under the usual terms, on account
of the pitiable circumstances. But the good curé gently but adroitly
parried his ingenuity, and blandly screwed him up to the market price.
In the course of the business they discovered a similarity of
sentiments. Piety and worldly prudence are not very rare companions:
still it is unusual to carry both so far as these two men did. Their
collision in the prayer market led to mutual esteem, as when knight
encountered knight worthy of his steel. Moreover the good curé loved a
bit of gossip, and finding his customer was one of those who had fought
the thieves at Domfront, would have him into his parlour and hear the
whole from his own lips. And his heart warmed to Gerard and he said,
"God was good to thee. I thank him for't, with all my soul. Thou art a
good lad." He added drily, "shouldst have told me this tale in the
churchyard. I doubt I had given thee the mass for love. However," said
he (the thermometer suddenly falling) "'tis ill-luck to go back upon a
bargain. But I'll broach a bottle of my old Medoc for thee: and few be
the guests I would do that for." The curé went to his cupboard and,
while he groped for the choice bottle, he muttered to himself, "At
their old tricks again!"
"Plait-il?" said Gerard.
"I said nought. Ay, here 'tis."
"Nay, your reverence. You surely spoke: you said 'At their old tricks
again!'"
"Said I so in sooth?" and his reverence smiled. He then proceeded to
broach the wine, and filled a cup for each. Then he put a log of wood on
the fire, for stoves were none in Burgundy. "And so I said 'At their old
tricks!' did I? Come, sip the good wine, and, whilst it lasts, story for
story, I care not if I tell you a little tale."
Gerard's eyes sparkled.
"Thou lovest a story?"
"As my life."
"Nay, but raise not thine expectations too high, neither. 'Tis but a
foolish trifle compared with thine adventures."
THE CURÉ'S TALE
"Once upon a time, then, in the kingdom of France, and in the Duchy of
Burgundy, and not a day's journey from the town, where now we sit a
sipping of old Medoc, there lived--a curé. I say he lived; but barely.
The parish was small, the parishioners greedy; and never gave their curé
a doit more than he could compel. The nearer they brought him to a
disembodied spirit by meagre diet, the holier should be his prayers in
their behalf. I know not if this was their creed, but their practice
gave it colour.
"At last he pickled a rod for them.
"One day the richest farmer in the place had twins to baptize. The curé
was had to the christening dinner as usual; but, ere he would baptize
the children, he demanded, not the christening fees only, but the burial
fees. 'Saints defend us, parson,' cried the mother; 'talk not of
burying! I did never see children liker to live.' 'Nor I,' said the
curé, 'the praise be to God. Natheless, they are sure to die; being sons
of Adam, as well as of thee, dame. But, die when they will, 'twill cost
them nothing; the burial fees being paid and entered in this book.' 'For
all that, 'twill cost them something,' quoth the miller, the greatest
wag in the place, and as big a knave as any; for which was the biggest
God knoweth, but no mortal man, not even the hangman. 'Miller, I tell
thee nay', quo the curé. 'Parson, I tell you ay,' quo the miller.
''Twill cost them their lives.' At which millstone conceit was a great
laugh; and in the general mirth the fees were paid and the Christians
made.
"But when the next parishioner's child, and the next after, and all, had
to pay each his burial fee, or lose his place in heaven, discontent did
secretly rankle in the parish. Well, one fine day they met in secret,
and sent a churchwarden with a complaint to the bishop, and a
thunderbolt fell on the poor curé. Came to him at dinner-time a summons
to the episcopal palace, to bring the parish books and answer certain
charges. Then the curé guessed where the shoe pinched. He left his food
on the board; for small his appetite now; and took the parish books and
went quaking.
"The bishop entertained him with a frown, and exposed the plaint.
'Monseigneur,' said the curé right humbly, 'doth the parish allege many
things against me, or this one only?' 'In sooth, but this one,' said the
bishop; and softened a little. 'First, monseigneur, I acknowledge the
fact.' ''Tis well,' quoth the bishop; 'that saves time and trouble. Now
to your excuse, if excuse there be.' 'Monseigneur, I have been curé of
that parish seven years, and fifty children have I baptized, and buried
not five. At first I used to say, "Heaven be praised, the air of this
village is main healthy," but on searching the register book I found
'twas always so, and on probing the matter, it came out that of those
born at Domfront, all, but here and there one, did go and get hanged at
Aix. But this was to defraud not their curé only, but the entire Church
of her dues: since "pendards" pay no funeral fees, being buried in air.
Thereupon, knowing by sad experience their greed, and how they grudge
the Church every sou, I laid a trap to keep them from hanging: for,
greed against greed, there be of them that will die in their beds like
true men, ere the Church shall gain those funeral fees for nought.' Then
the bishop laughed till the tears ran down, and questioned the
churchwarden, and he was fain to confess that too many of the parish did
come to that unlucky end at Aix. 'Then,' said the bishop, 'I do approve
the act, for myself and my successors; and so be it ever, till they mend
their manners and die in their beds.' And the next day came the
ringleaders crest-fallen to the curé, and said, 'Parson, ye were ever
good to us, barring this untoward matter: prithee let there be no ill
blood anent so trivial a thing.' And the curé said, 'My children, I
were unworthy to be your pastor could I not forgive a wrong; go in
peace, and get me as many children as may be, that by the double fees
the curé you love may miss starvation.'
"And the bishop often told the story, and it kept his memory of the curé
alive, and at last he shifted him to a decent parish, where he can offer
a glass of old Medoc to such as are worthy of it. Their name it is not
legion."
A light broke in upon Gerard, his countenance showed it.
"Ay!" said his host, "I am that curé: so now thou canst guess why I said
'At their old tricks.' My life on't they have wheedled my successor into
remitting those funeral fees. You are well out of that parish. And so am
I."
The curé's little niece burst in, "Uncle, the weighing:--la! a
stranger!" And burst out.
The curé rose directly, but would not part with Gerard.
"Wet thy beard once more, and come with me."
In the church porch they found the sexton with a huge pair of scales,
and weights of all sizes. Several humble persons were standing by, and
soon a woman stepped forward with a sickly child and said, "Be it heavy,
be it light, I vow, in rye meal of the best, whate'er this child shall
weigh, and the same will duly pay to holy Church, an if he shall cast
his trouble. Pray, good people, for this child, and for me his mother
hither come in dole and care!"
The child was weighed, and yelled as if the scale had been the font.
"Courage! dame," cried Gerard. "This is a good sign. There is plenty of
life here to battle its trouble."
"Now, blest be the tongue that tells me so," said the poor woman. She
hushed her ponderling against her bosom, and stood aloof watching,
whilst another woman brought her child to scale.
But presently a loud, dictatorial voice was heard. "Way there, make way
for the seigneur!"
The small folk parted on both sides like waves ploughed by a lordly
galley, and in marched in gorgeous attire, his cap adorned by a feather
with a topaz at its root, his jerkin richly furred, satin doublet, red
hose, shoes like skates, diamond-hilted sword in velvet scabbard, and
hawk on his wrist, "the lord of the manor." He flung himself into the
scales as if he was lord of the zodiac as well as the manor; whereat
the hawk balanced and flapped; but stuck: then winked.
While the sexton heaved in the great weights, the curé told Gerard: "My
lord had been sick unto death, and vowed his weight in bread and cheese
to the poor, the Church taking her tenth."
"Permit me, my lord; if your lordship continues to press with your
lordship's staff on the other scale, you will disturb the balance."
His lordship grinned and removed his staff, and leaned on it. The curé
politely but firmly objected to that too.
"Mille diables! what am I to do with it, then?" cried the other.
"Deign to hold it out so, my lord, wide of both scales."
When my lord did this, and so fell into the trap he had laid for holy
Church, the good curé whispered to Gerard, "Cretensis incidit in
Cretensem!" which I take to mean, "Diamond cut diamond." He then said
with an obsequious air, "If that your lordship grudges Heaven full
weight, you might set the hawk on your lacquey, and so save a pound."
"Gramercy for thy rede, curé," cried the great man, reproachfully.
"Shall I for one sorry pound grudge my poor fowl the benefit of holy
Church? I'd as lieve the devil should have me and all my house as her,
any day i' the year."
"Sweet is affection," whispered the curé.
"Between a bird and a brute," whispered Gerard.
"Tush!" and the curé looked terrified.
The seigneur's weight was booked, and Heaven I trust and believe did not
weigh his gratitude in the balance of the sanctuary.
For my unlearned reader is not to suppose there was anything the least
eccentric in the man, or his gratitude to the Giver of health and all
good gifts. Men look forward to death, and back upon past sickness, with
different eyes. Item, when men drive a bargain, they strive to get the
sunny side of it; it matters not one straw whether it is with man or
Heaven they are bargaining. In this respect we are the same now, at
bottom, as we were four hundred years ago: only in those days we did it
a grain or two more naïvely, and that naïveté shone out more palpably,
because, in that rude age, body prevailing over mind, all sentiments
took material forms. Man repented with scourges, prayed by bead, bribed
the saints with wax tapers, put fish into the body to sanctify the soul,
sojourned in cold water for empire over the emotions, and thanked God
for returning health in 1 cwt. 2 stone 7 lb. 3 oz. 1 dwt. of bread and
cheese.
Whilst I have been preaching, who preach so rarely and so ill, the good
curé has been soliciting the lord of the manor to step into the church,
and give order what shall be done with his great-great-grandfather.
"Ods bodikins! what, have you dug him up?"
"Nay, my lord, he never was buried."
"What, the old dict was true after all?"
"So true that the workmen this very day found a skeleton erect in the
pillar they are repairing. I had sent to my lord at once, but I knew he
would be here."
"It is he! 'Tis he!" said his descendant, quickening his pace. "Let us
go see the old boy. This youth is a stranger I think."
Gerard bowed.
"Know then that my great-great-grandfather held his head high, and,
being on the point of death, revolted against lying under the aisle with
his forbears for mean folk to pass over. So, as the tradition goes, he
swore his son (my great-grandfather) to bury him erect in one of the
pillars of the church" (here they entered the porch). "'For,' quoth he,
'NO BASE MAN SHALL PASS OVER MY STOMACH.' Peste!" and, even while
speaking, his lordship parried adroitly with his stick a skull that came
hopping at him, bowled by a boy in the middle of the aisle, who took to
his heels yelling with fear the moment he saw what he had done. His
lordship hurled the skull furiously after him as he ran, at which the
curé gave a shout of dismay and put forth his arm to hinder him, but was
too late.
The curé groaned aloud. And, as if this had evoked spirits of mischief,
up started a whole pack of children from some ambuscade, and unseen, but
heard loud enough, clattered out of the church like a covey rising in a
thick wood.
"Oh! these pernicious brats," cried the curé. "The workmen cannot go to
their nonemete but the church is rife with them. Pray Heaven they have
not found his late lordship; nay, I mind, I hid his lordship under a
workman's jerkin, and--saints defend us! the jerkin has been moved."
The poor curé's worst misgivings were realized: the rising generation of
plebeians had played the mischief with the haughty old noble. "The
little ones had jockeyed for the bones oh" and pocketed such of them as
seemed adapted for certain primitive games then in vogue amongst them.
"I'll excommunicate them," roared the curate, "and all their race."
"Never heed," said the scapegrace lord: and stroked his hawk; "there is
enough of him to swear by. Put him back! put him back!"
"Surely, my lord, 'tis your will his bones be laid in hallowed earth,
and masses said for his poor prideful soul?"
The noble stroked his hawk.
"Are ye there, Master Curé?" said he. "Nay, the business is too old: he
is out of purgatory by this time, _up or down_. I shall not draw my
pursestrings for him. Every dog his day. Adieu, Messires, adieu,
ancestor:" and he sauntered off whistling to his hawk and caressing it.
His reverence looked ruefully after him.
"Cretensis incidit in Cretensem," said he sorrowfully. "I thought I had
him safe for a dozen masses. Yet I blame him not, but that young
ne'er-do-weel which did trundle his ancestor's skull at us: for who
could venerate his great-great-grandsire and play football with his
head? Well it behoves us to be better Christians than he is." So they
gathered the bones reverently, and the curé locked them up and forbade
the workmen, who now entered the church, to close up the pillar, till he
should recover by threats of the Church's wrath every atom of my lord.
And he showed Gerard a famous shrine in the church. Before it were the
usual gifts of tapers, &c. There was also a wax image of a falcon, most
curiously moulded and coloured to the life, eyes and all. Gerard's eye
fell at once on this, and he expressed the liveliest admiration. The
curé assented. Then Gerard asked "Could the saint have loved hawking?"
The curé laughed at his simplicity. "Nay, 'tis but a statuary hawk. When
they have a bird of gentle breed they cannot train they make his image,
and send it to this shrine with a present, and pray the saint to work
upon the stubborn mind of the original, and make it ductile as wax: that
is the notion, and methinks a reasonable one, too."
Gerard assented. "But alack, reverend sir, were I a saint, methinks I
should side with the innocent dove, rather than with the cruel hawk that
rends her."
"By St. Denys you are right," said the curé. "But, que voulez-vous? the
saints are débonair, and have been flesh themselves, and know man's
frailty and absurdity. 'Tis the Bishop of Avignon sent this one."
"What do bishops hawk in this country?"
"One and all. Every noble person hawks, and lives with hawk on wrist.
Why my lord abbot hard by, and his lordship that has just parted from
us, had a two years' feud as to where they should put their hawks down
on that very altar there. Each claimed the right hand of the altar for
his bird."
"What desecration!"
"Nay! nay! thou knowest we make them doff both glove and hawk to take
the blessed eucharist. Their jewelled gloves will they give to a servant
or simple Christian to hold: but their beloved hawks they will put down
on no place less than the altar."
Gerard inquired how the battle of the hawks ended.
"Why, the abbot he yielded, as the Church yields to laymen. He searched
ancient books, and found that the left hand was the more honourable,
being in truth the right hand, since the altar is east, but looks
westward. So he gave my lord the soi-disant right hand, and contented
himself with the real right hand, and even so may the Church still
outwit the lay nobles and their arrogance, saving your presence."
"Nay, sir, I honour the Church. I am convent bred, and owe all I have
and am to holy Church."
"Ah, that accounts for my sudden liking to thee. Art a gracious youth.
Come and see me whenever thou wilt."
Gerard took this as a hint that he might go now. It jumped with his own
wish, for he was curious to hear what Denys had seen and done all this
time. He made his reverence and walked out of the church; but was no
sooner clear of it than he set off to run with all his might: and,
tearing round a corner, ran into a large stomach, whose owner clutched
him, to keep himself steady under the shock; but did not release his
hold on regaining his equilibrium.
"Let go, man," said Gerard.
"Not so. You are my prisoner."
"Prisoner?"
"Ay."
"What for in heaven's name?"
"What for? Why sorcery."
"SORCERY?"
"Sorcery."