IV

The various and varying newspaper accounts of the affair awoke Ann Arbor

from its peaceful slumber and for a space the town lived. For two days

interest developed with the passage of the hours. Speculation became

general. Opinions were as many as those who offered them; until there

was not a man or woman from the Cat Hole to Ashley Street who did not

advance a theory, new or old.

A like puzzlement, but one tempered by more original conjecture,

characterized the attitude of the undergraduate body as a whole. For two

days Catherwood had not appeared upon the campus, but at all hours

friends and mere nodding acquaintances called at his rooms only to be

refused admittance by Mrs. Turner, whom he had bade inform all callers

that he was ill, very ill, quite too ill to be seen.

Little Green was one of these callers. He had expected the refusal of

admission which Mrs. Turner, with many apologies, gave him and

straightway he telegraphed his papers that Catherwood was dying as the

result of the great bodily injuries he had received at the hands of his

unknown undergraduate assailants. For little Green knew by instinct what

many a reporter requires long years to learn--that a "story" is "good"

just as long as there is a drop of "life" blood left in it, and not an

instant longer.

Little Green fairly reveled in the commotion he had caused. The regular

college correspondents, anæmic, frightened little fellows, were at a

loss to know who had beaten them in their own papers. It was little

Green's game, absolutely his, and he purposed playing it alone, aided

and abetted in the achievement of this purpose by the various telegraph

editors whom he sought to serve. And so far as the faculty was

concerned, the frequenter the dispatches, the more woefully addled did

the professorial brain become.

Out in the state, and in adjoining states, wise editors, looking down,

as it were, from some high place, wrote venomous and vicious editorials

in which the legislature was called upon to pass laws abolishing hazing

in institutions of the commonwealth by making the practice of it a

felony, punishable by imprisonment. Parents in the further west with

sons and daughters at Ann Arbor feared for their children's lives.

School boards passed resolutions. Guardians wrote to the heads of

various university departments asking if their wards were quite safe,

alone and unprotected in Ann Arbor. A New York newspaper, on the second

day, dispatched its most ingenious "woman reporter" to the scene of

action and in three hours the sprightly creature had woven a fictional

fabric beside which the tale of Ali Baba was the glowing, gleaming

truth. She revived all the half-forgotten stories of ancient hazing

rites, dead these many years, and wrote of them as of contemporary

practice. And the imaginative artist in the home office illustrated her

vivacious article elaborately, seeking to convey to the eye horrors of

undergraduate torture that words were useless to describe.

Skeletonized, the story was wired across the sea and the ponderous

_Times_ gave forth an editorial in which it averred that such refined

cruelty had never been heard of in English academic life; not even in

the palmiest days of Rugby and of Eton at the height of the fagging

system.

Amidst the wild excitement, little pink-cheeked Green grinned at his

reflection in his mirror and exclaimed:

"Gad! You've got 'em goin', Greeny; you've got 'em goin'. Greeny,

_you're it_!"

And he was; for three swift, brilliant days.

For then the president came.

He came unannounced save by the telegram the dean received at breakfast

on the second day.

He was driven direct to his home; and ten minutes after entering the

front door he issued from the back and hastened across the campus.

The registrar met him in the main corridor.

"What is this I have been reading?" he asked sharply. "This that the

papers are full of? What is it?"

The registrar followed him into his private office where, as the

president unlocked his desk, he explained accurately, tersely, the

frenzy that had seized the University, and the town; the state, the

nation, and the world.

As he spoke he was interrupted again and again by the characteristic

"ah" of the president, who as he listened, toyed with a steel envelope

opener.

"And those are the facts in the case as you--that is to say the

faculty--know them; are they?" he asked, when the other had done.

The registrar nodded.

"Ah, yes," murmured the president--"now let me see if I have them

correct and in their order;" and he recited the story as he had heard it

from the other's lips, accurately, succinctly, with no point missing.

"Those are the facts, doctor," the registrar corroborated.

"Ah yes,--quite simple--yes."

The registrar was about to move away.

"Ah, just a moment," the president called. "You know Mr. Catherwood's

address----"

"One hundred and three, Williams Street----"

"Ah, yes." And he hastily wrote a note which he folded and addressed.

"Have this delivered to Mr. Catherwood at once at his rooms."

The registrar nodded.

"And if he should call here at the office, have him wait, please--have

him wait. I wish a word with professor Lowe."

He vanished into the corridor.

He was absent ten minutes and as he passed through the waiting-room to

the inner private office he glanced into the office of the registrar.

He closed the door noiselessly and seating himself at his desk,

proceeded with slow deliberation to open his accumulated mail.

* * * * *

The bells in the library tower clanged twelve o'clock. As the last

detonation sounded through the high corridors of the main building a

timid knock fell upon the door.

The president glanced up quickly. He drew from an inner pocket of his

coat two envelopes, which he laid on the top of the desk.

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