THE KIDNAPPING

I

The glimpse to be caught of the outer world through the wide west

entrance of the main building, as a scurrying undergraduate, now and

then, leaned sidewise against the heavy door and pushed it back, was not

cheering. There was snow upon the ground; snow that lay not white and

glistening in a strong light, but smudged and indelicate beneath the low

hanging smoke. At either side of the broad, rounded tar walk, now

covered with ashen gray ice, Paddy's plow had piled the snow in two

rows. The maples were gaunt, skeleton-like, and the wind that cried in

their branches was chill to the ear and to the cheek.

When the thick door was flung back to permit the passage of a youth

becomingly dressed for the season in loose trousers that, not

infrequently, were rolled into high russet lace boots; closely buttoned

coat, above the throat of which rose the blue tower of a sweater collar;

or to allow the entrance of a girl in tam-o'-shanter and furs, her few

books hugged close to her breast, the various notices and handbills on

the bulletin board at the left of the corridor fluttered, often to be

torn from the clips and sent soaring down the hall.

On the square marble-topped radiator in the middle of the floor opposite

the door of the president's office sat Kerwin. Another youth was

slouching beside him.

Kerwin knocked his heavy heels against the pipes of the heater and

looked down at his loafing acquaintance with eyes that twinkled

unceasingly. Kerwin was not beautiful. He was round of face--all but his

jaw; that was square. His hair was red and grew in divers "cow licks"

that rendered brushing futile. On the backs of his hands, despite the

season, were large, circular freckles. The frat. pin he wore on the

breast of his blue sweater suggested certain of his characteristics with

singular precision. It was a kite-shaped affair, bordered with tiny

pearls and emeralds, alternating, and the Greek letters across the

middle were Delta Psi Phi. Not by the Greek, however, were the owner's

characteristics indicated--unless, of course, to Kerwin himself--but by

the symbols of the order the insignia of which it was and which

consisted of a weird, staring, human eye--the "white" enamel, and the

"pupil" emerald--, a flat lamp of the sort they are making in Germany

and digging up in Pompeii, and a round, moon-face.

The little freshman at the radiator had been eyeing the pin curiously

for some minutes.

"Say," he said finally, and Kerwin looked down.

"What?"

"Tell me the meaning of that eye."

The twinkle grew in Kerwin's own.

"That!" he exclaimed, burying his chin in the huge collar of the sweater

and pulling out the garment like the cuticle of the elastic-skinned boy,

the better to examine the badge. "Oh, that is the all-seeing eye of the

frat. It means that the fellow who wears our pin--it means that I am

next, that I'm on--up to the game; that no hot air goes with me. See?"

His eyes met the little independent freshman's squarely and soberly.

"Oh, does it," the latter replied with interest. "Then what does that

thing mean?" With a chubby forefinger he indicated the lamp.

"Now, that's different," Kerwin continued, none the less grave. "That is

symbolic of brilliancy. It indicates brilliancy of the highest order.

Yes, siree; a chap's got to be _mighty_ brilliant to wear that!"

Again their eyes met and the little independent's were alight with

interest still.

"And that?" It was the moon-face at the bottom of the pin that next came

in for an explanation. The little fellow grinned back at it feelingly.

"Ah, that's the best of all," Kerwin exclaimed. It was quite as though

he were telling a pretty fairy story to a child. "That denotes

geniality, joviality, and--there's another 'ality' in the list, but I've

forgotten it for the moment. You understand, though, don't you?"

"Oh, yes, I understand."

And then--this is hard to believe--what did that little freshman do but

ask:

"Say, what do you think my chances are of ever wearing a pin like that?"

Kerwin almost fell off the radiator. He had heard of freshmen as fresh

as this one, but at the stories of such he had always smiled, regarding

them as pleasant fictions. Recovering, he realized that his duty was to

disillusion the youth who awaited his reply, with a look of anxiety in

his clear eyes. So----

"Very slim," he replied, brutally, sliding off his marble perch. "Very

slim indeed! You see," he added, buttoning his coat and measuring with

his eye the distance to the transverse corridor, "you're too bloomin'

fresh ever to wear anything but a cornflower, or a wood-violet at best."

He ran then, and, even before the little independent realized the full

significance of the speech, was out of sight.

It was quite two minutes later by the clock above the president's door

that the blush began to mount the youngster's cheeks. He gathered his

books under one arm and tiptoed down the corridor, staring at the floor

and regretting heartily that he had even so much as mentioned the

pictures on his classmate's--his wiser classmate's--pin.

But the displeasure that he suffered so keenly, the chagrin that forbade

a lifting of his eyes, and the realization--harder to bear than the

rest--that he had displayed his freshness so frankly, were emotions of

the moment only, for when, two weeks later, his "stringer" came up

before his class as the fraternity candidate for the toast-mastership he

cast his ballot for him regardless of the fact that his own independent

brethren had put forward a man as well. For, you see, that was Kerwin's

way of making friends; perhaps not the best way, to be sure, but, in

Kerwin's case, justified by its success.

On behalf of their man the independent faction waged a valiant fight.

Campus legend told them that for many years their class ancestors had

seen victory wrested from them, once almost at the moment of victory, so

in caucus they decided that they had "stood it long enough."

"Winning or not," an enthusiastic speaker cried on that occasion, "we'll

show 'em a few things."

And show them a few things they did, but the things didn't count, in the

wholly unexpected incident that occurred, of a sudden, to cast them into

confusion, panic, chaos.

Norse was their "man." After the first ballot all was rosy for a little

minute and then what did Norse do but rise in his seat, and with a

calmness that was appalling withdraw in Kerwin's favor! It was a

proceeding entirely unprecedented. The jaws of the fraternity men

dropped. As for the independents they merely gazed at one another,

blinking, their cheeks colorless.

In the silence some one with a grain of reason left in working order

moved that Kerwin's election be made unanimous. The independents forgot

to vote. There was not a solitary "nay." It was the succeeding cheer

that aroused the independents finally. They hissed; they wrangled; and a

girl was seen quickly to draw away from a group near which she was

standing, for a youth with eyeglasses and long hair had used a few

words that were hardly delicate.

As Kerwin was rushed down the room to the rostrum he heard some one ask,

with cutting sarcasm, "Is Norse looking for a bid from your frat.?"

Kerwin took no note of the irony, replying, "He ought to have one." As

he stepped behind the chairman's table he turned suddenly, and brought

his fist down hard, exclaiming: "By Jove! I see now how it was!"

"How?" a henchman at his elbow asked, eagerly.

"Why, I helped out Norse in the entrance exam. in geometry. Never

occurred to me till this minute. He sat next me; told me in the hall

geom. was what he was afraid of. I didn't pass him a pony but I gave him

a couple of cues. I guess this is his way of repaying me. Wait a

second." He broke through the crescent that had formed in front of the

table.

Deserted by all his former champions who, with sneers and dire threats

flung in his direction had left, Norse still sat by a window at the

back, bent over a copy of that day's issue of the _U. of M. Daily_.

Kerwin went to him and held out his hand, which the other took,

grinning. They talked in undertones a minute and as Kerwin joined his

heelers at the table Norse strode out of the room.

"That was it!" the victor exclaimed radiantly. "That's why he did

it--what I said. I asked him straight out if it was to curry favor with

the frat. crowd and he said it wasn't. Said he couldn't join one if he

wanted to. His father thinks they're no good. I told him maybe the gang

would try to even up with him for withdrawing. He grinned and said 'let

'em.' He's all right, fellows. We've got to play square with him. I

offered him the best toast on the list right off the bat--'The

Girls'--but he wouldn't accept it. Said he guessed he'd rather not. Said

he's no good talking to a crowd, and doesn't know enough about girls to

have an opinion one way or the other."

"Better take him over to Ypsilanti," a youthful Don Juan cried.

"Gee! He is fresh!" another ventured.

"What does he want, anyway?" was asked.

"Nothing. Wouldn't it kill you?" Kerwin replied. "I told him he'd better

look out they don't try to do him up."

"You'd better keep your own eye peeled," was suggested by a little

fellow on the outer edge of the crescent. "They're sore clear

through--turned down for ten years running. Better stay in nights, or

you'll show up at the banquet with no hair or an iodine-face, if you

even show up at all----"

"Don't you believe it!" Kerwin exclaimed, with rare bravado. "Norse said

he'd help me if they get funny. He's a husky guy; did you get a good

look at him, fellows? I'm not worrying about the independents any; it's

the sophomores I'm going to keep my eyes on. I inferred from what Norse

said, there's something in the air. If he finds out what it is he'll put

me next. We can depend on him, fellows. He's a regular crackerjack!"

"Well, don't be too sure of yourself," was the significant warning that

caused Kerwin to exclaim:

"Rot! Let 'em come--let 'em _all_ come! Don't you fellows lie awake

nights worrying about little Willie. He's old enough to sit up and take

notice."

And the crescent in front of the table broke.

It was gratitude simply that prompted Kerwin to take Norse to Ypsilanti

one evening during the week following and make him known to a Miss

Myrtle Green of the normal school. It was obvious to Kerwin that Norse's

ignorance of girls was not due to any disinclination on his part to

abolish that state. Indeed he seemed to hunger for knowledge on the

subject. As for Miss Green she seemed quite willing to instruct him. He

became a regular caller. The other girls learned to speak of him as

"Myrtle's steady." And Myrtle seemed agreeable that he should continue

just that.

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