OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_BY MR. PUNCH'S STAFF OF LEARNED CLERKS_.)

A volume called _Curious Happenings_ (MILLS AND BOON) can boast at

least a highly attractive, open-and-see title; to which is added, in

the present instance, a wrapper-picture of the most intriguing brand.

Perhaps not quite all the contents of Miss MARJORIE BOWEN'S book

of short stories fully live up to the promise of its outside (what

stories could?), but they have amongst them one, from which both title

and picture are taken, of very unusual and haunting quality. So, if

you should only be able to snatch so much time from work of National

importance as suffices to read a single tale, begin at the start, and

be assured of having the best. Not that the others are without their

attractions, though one is rather gratuitously revolting. Laid in the

picturesque eighteenth century, they all exhibit Miss BOWEN'S very

pretty gift for costume-drama at its happiest. The trouble is that,

with a volume of such short tales, stories of situation, one gets too

familiar with the method--as, for example, in "The Folding Doors,"

where a lady's husband and lover had played out their scene before the

closed doors (with an alleged cut finger for the husband), and I

knew only too well in what state the flinging open of the doors would

reveal the lady herself. But perhaps I am exceptionally cursed in this

matter; and, anyhow, a volume that contains even one story so good as

"The Pond" is a thing for gratitude and rejoicing.

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I may have been wrong in turning to a novel for mental relief; anyhow,

I have just come through one of the toughest bouts of relaxation I can

remember, and my only solace for the slight weariness of such repose

is the thought how much more tired the author, Mr. BASIL CREIGHTON,

must be. With such a hail-storm of metaphor and epigram constantly

dissolving in impalpable mist of mere words has he assaulted _The

History of an Attraction_ (CHATTO AND WINDUS) that the poor thing,

atomised, vaporised and analysed to the bone, lies limp and lifeless

between the covers, with hardly a decent rag of incident or story to

cover it. And there one might perhaps be content to let it rest, but

for the fact that _Anita_, the lady of the "Attraction," is worthy of

a better fate. The principal man of the book, who, after much wobbling

consideration, and in spite of his quite fortuitous marriage with some

one else in the meantime, discovers at last that he does love _Anita_,

is the merest peg on which to hang endless philosophisings; and so

is his impossible wife _Janet_ herself, the lady who, after having

accepted his dubious courtship for no particular reason, fortunately

deserts him without any better excuse, thus clearing the way for a

most decorous divorce and readjustment. Neither is the writer's inner

thesis--the immoralness of ordinary morality, so far as I can make

out--particularly agreeable; but _Anita_, though far from being the

sort of person one would look to meet in real life, is intriguing

after a fashion, and just possibly repays the hard work needed for the

making of her acquaintance.

* * * * *

Miss M.E.F. IRWIN, whose previous books I remember to have greatly

enjoyed, has produced for her third a story of much originality and

power, called _Out of the House_ (CONSTABLE). The title may perplex

you at first. It comes from the struggles of the heroine to wrench

herself free from encompassing family ties and the tradition of

intermarriage, in order to join her life to the outside lover who

calls to her. You might therefore consider it, in some sense, a story

of eugenics, but that its outlook is emotional rather than

scientific. Yet the _Pomfrets_, as a result of family pride and

over-specialization, had become a sufficiently queer lot to warrant

a normal girl in any violence of house-breaking to be free of them.

Therein of course lies the cleverness of the book; it is full of

atmosphere, and the atmosphere is full of dust, _Pomfret_ dust. You

can feel how heavy to rebellious lungs must have been the air of the

_Pomfret_ houses, where lived _Philip_, the intriguing father, and his

sons _Anthony_ (a little mad) and _Charles_ (much more mad, but with

at least the instincts of a lunatic gentleman). It is not, you will

guess, precisely a lively tale, but the force of it is undeniable.

Miss IRWIN has now more than ever proved herself a fastidious and

careful artist, with a touch of austerity that gives weight to a tale

so frankly one of sentiment, and she will, I hope, continue to keep

her work above the ordinary level.

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_The Wane of Uxenden_ (ARNOLD) seems to be one of those novels which

may be classed as worthy in intention without being exactly happy in

execution. Miss LEGGE has a desire to warn us all against the perils

of monkeying with spiritism, and she has chosen the method of making

it tiresome even to read about. Well, it is a method certainly.

_Uxenden_ was a nice old family, which had come down to cutting its

timber while a rich Jewish soap-and-scent-manufacturer sat rubbing his

hands on a slice of the property, waiting for the rest of it to come

his way. _Uxenden_ eventually waned entirely, and without tears so far

as I was concerned. I feel sure _Mr. La Haye_ (_né Levinstein_) would

make a better landlord than the old squire, in spite of the prejudices

of the countryside.... No, I am afraid it would be stretching a point

to promise you any great entertainment from this well-intentioned but

rather woolly book. _Brother Jenkins_, the fraud, of the Society of

Seven, is about the most entertaining of the marionettes.

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[Illustration: _Lady Customer_. "BUT ARE YOU SURE THAT THIS CHAIR IS

GENUINE CHARLES II.? IT LOOKS RATHER NEW."

_Fake Antique Dealer_ (_off his guard_). "I'M SORRY, MADAM, WE HAVE NO

_REAL_ ANTIQUES IN STOCK. YOU SEE WE CAN'T GET THE LABOUR."]

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