OMNIBUS CONDUCTORS.

The conductor, who is vulgarly known as the “cad,” stands on a small

projection at the end of the omnibus; and it is his office to admit

and set down every passenger, and to receive the amount of fare, for

which amount he is, of course, responsible to his employers. He is paid

4_s._ a-day, which he is allowed to stop out of the monies he receives.

He fills up a waybill each journey, with the number of passengers. I

find that nearly all classes have given a quota of their number to

the list of conductors. Among them are grocers, drapers, shopmen,

barmen, printers, tailors, shoemakers, clerks, joiners, saddlers,

coach-builders, porters, town-travellers, carriers, and fishmongers.

Unlike the drivers, the majority of the conductors are unmarried men;

but, perhaps, only a mere majority. As a matter of necessity, every

conductor must be able to read and write. They are discharged more

frequently than the drivers; but they require good characters before

their appointment. From one of them, a very intelligent man, I had the

following statement:--

“I am 35 or 36, and have been a conductor for six years. Before that

I was a lawyer’s clerk, and then a picture-dealer; but didn’t get on,

though I maintained a good character. I’m a conductor now, but wouldn’t

be long behind a ’bus if it wasn’t from necessity. It’s hard to get

anything else to do that you can keep a wife and family on, for people

won’t have you from off a ’bus. The worst part of my business is its

uncertainty, I may be discharged any day, and not know for what. If

I did, and I was accused unjustly, I might bring my action; but it’s

merely, ‘You’re not wanted.’ I think I’ve done better as a conductor

in hot weather, or fine weather, than in wet; though I’ve got a good

journey when it’s come on showery, as people was starting for or

starting from the City. I had one master, who, when his ’bus came in

full in the wet, used to say, ‘This is prime. Them’s God Almighty’s

customers; he sent them.’ I’ve heard him say so many a time. We get far

more ladies and children, too, on a fine day; they go more a-shopping

then, and of an evening they go more to public places. I pay over my

money every night. It runs from 40_s._ to 4_l._ 4_s._, or a little

more on extraordinary occasions. I have taken more money since the

short uns were established. One day before that I took only 18_s._

There’s three riders and more now, where there was two formerly at the

higher rate. I never get to a public place, whether it’s a chapel or a

play-house, unless, indeed, I get a holiday, and that is once in two

years. I’ve asked for a day’s holiday and been refused. I was told I

might take a week’s holiday, if I liked, or as long as I lived. I’m

quite ignorant of what’s passing in the world, my time’s so taken up.

We only know what’s going on from hearing people talk in the ’bus. I

never care to read the paper now, though I used to like it. If I have

two minutes to spare, I’d rather take a nap than anything else. We know

no more politics than the backwoodsmen of America, because we haven’t

time to care about it. I’ve fallen asleep on my step as the ’bus was

going on, and almost fallen off. I have often to put up with insolence

from vulgar fellows, who think it fun to chaff a cad, as they call it.

There’s no help for it. Our masters won’t listen to complaints: if we

are not satisfied we can go. Conductors are a sober set of men. We must

be sober. It takes every farthing of our wages to live well enough, and

keep a wife and family. I never knew but one teetotaller on the road.

He’s gone off it now, and he looked as if he was going off altogether.

The other day a teetotaller on the ’bus saw me take a drink of beer,

and he began to talk to me about its being wrong; but I drove him mad

with argument, and the passengers took part with me. I live one and a

half mile off the place I start from. In summer I sometimes breakfast

before I start. In winter, I never see my three children, only as

they’re in bed; and I never hear their voices, if they don’t wake up

early. If they cry at night it don’t disturb me; I sleep so heavy

after fifteen hours’ work out in the air. My wife doesn’t do anything

but mind the family, and that’s plenty to do with young children. My

business is so uncertain. Why, I knew a conductor who found he had paid

6_d._ short--he had left it in a corner of his pocket; and he handed it

over next morning, and was discharged for that--he was reckoned a fool.

They say the sharper the man the better the ’busman. There’s a great

deal in understanding the business, in keeping a sharp look-out for

people’s hailing, and in working the time properly. If the conductor’s

slow the driver can’t get along; and if the driver isn’t up to the mark

the conductor’s bothered. I’ve always kept time except once, and that

was in such a fog, that I had to walk by the horses’ heads with a link,

and could hardly see my hand that held the link; and after all I lost

my ’bus, but it was all safe and right in the end. We’re licensed now

in Scotland-yard. They’re far civiller there than in Lancaster-place. I

hope, too, they’ll be more particular in granting licenses. They used

to grant them day after day, and I believe made no inquiry. It’ll be

better now. I’ve never been fined: if I had I should have to pay it

out of my own pocket. If you plead guilty it’s 5_s._ If not, and it’s

very hard to prove that you did display your badge properly if the

City policeman--there’s always one on the look-out for us--swears you

didn’t, and summons you for that: or, if you plead not guilty, because

you weren’t guilty, you may pay 1_l._ I don’t know of the checks now;

but I know there are such people. A man was discharged the other day

because he was accused of having returned three out of thirteen short.

He offered to make oath he was correct; but it was of no use--he went.”

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