THE ORIGINAL HAPPY FAMILY.

“The first who ever took out a happy family to exhibit in the streets

was a man of the name of John Austin, who lived in Nottingham. It was

entirely his own idea, and he never copied it from any one. He was a

very ingenious man indeed, and fond of all kinds of animals, and a

fancier of all kinds of small birds. From what I have heard him say, he

had a lot of cats he was very fond of, and also some white-mice, and

the notion struck him that it would be very extraordinary if he could

make his pets live together, and teach creatures of opposite natures

to dwell in the same cage. In the commencement of his experiments he

took the young, and learnt them to live happily together. He found it

succeed very well indeed; and when he gets this to his liking he goes

from Nottingham to Manchester, and exhibits them, for he was told that

people would like to see the curious sight. He then had cats, mice,

and all sorts of little birds. He was a weaver by trade, was Austin--a

stocking-weaver. He didn’t exhibit for money in Manchester. It was

his hobby and amusement, and he only showed it for a curiosity to his

friends. Then he was persuaded to come to London to exhibit. When he

first came to London he turned to carpentering and cabinet-making work,

for which he had a natural gift, and he laid the happy family aside. He

didn’t know London, and couldn’t make his mind up to exhibiting in a

strange place. At last he began to miss his pets; and then he gathered

them together again, one here and one there, as he could get them into

training. When he had a little stock round him he was advised by people

to build a cage, and take them out to exhibit them.

“There was no bridge to the Waterloo-road in those days, but he took

up his pitch in Waterloo-road, close to the Feathers public house,

where the foot of Waterloo-bridge is now. He had a tremendous success.

Everybody who passed gave him money. Noblemen and gentlepeople came far

and near to see the sight. When first he went there he could go out at

four o’clock in the afternoon, on any fine day as he thought proper to

leave his work to go out, and he could take from his 14_s._ to 1_l._ He

stopped on this same spot, opposite the Feathers public-house, from his

first coming to the day he left it, a short space before he died, for

36 years all but 5 months. He’s been dead for four years the 17th of

last February, 1856, and then he wasn’t getting 2_s._ 6_d._ a-day. Many

had imitated him, and there was four happy family cages in London. When

the old man saw people could do as much as he did himself, and rather

got before him in their collections, it caused him to fret. He was too

old to return to carpentering, and he had never been a prudent man, so

he never saved anything. He was too generous to his friends when they

were distressed, and a better man to his fellow-men never walked in two

shoes. If he made 5_l._ in a week, there was money and food for them

who wanted. He found that people were not so generous to him as he was

to them; that he proved to his sorrow. He was a good man.

“In the year 1833 he had the honour of exhibiting before Her Majesty

the Queen. She sent for him expressly, and he went to Buckingham

Palace. He never would tell anybody what she gave him; but everybody

considered that he had been handsomely rewarded. A few days after this

there was a gentleman came to him at Waterloo-bridge (he was there

all the time the bridge was building), and this party engaged him

and his happy family, and took him down to exhibit at the Mechanics’

Institution, down at Hull. I don’t know what he got for the journey.

After that he was engaged to go to the Mechanics’ Institution in

Liverpool. He travelled in this way all about the country, engaged at

the different Institutions.

“I was with him as assistant for eight years before he died, and a

better master there could not be living in the world. I had been

travelling with him through Kent, showing the happy family, and

business run bad and did not meet his approbation, so he at last said

he would return to his station on Waterloo-bridge. Then I was left in

the country, so I started a collection of animals for myself. It was

a small collection of two monkeys, white rats and piebald ones, cats,

dogs, hawks, owls, magpies, ferrets, and a cotamundi, a long-nosed

animal from the Brazils.

“I came to London after working in the country. He was perfectly

agreeable to my exhibiting in the streets. He was a good old man, and

I wish I knew how to be as good, for I can’t know how to be as good. I

took the West-end, and he kept to the bridge. For a time I did pretty

well. I’d take about 6_s._ a-day, but then it cost me 1_s._ a-day for

feeding the collection; and then I had a quantity of things given to

me, such as bits of meat at the butchers’, and so on. In 1851 my stand

was in Regent-street, by the corner of Castle-street. I did there very

well when the Exhibition was open, and as soon as it was done I fell

from taking about 8_s._ a-day down to 1_s._, and that’s speaking the

truth. Then I shifted my post, and went and pitched upon Tower-hill. I

done pretty well for the first 18 months as I was there. The sailors

was the most generous people to me, and those I had most to depend upon

whilst I was on Tower-hill. I’ve taken 8_s._ in one day on Tower-hill,

and I’ve also been there, and stood there eight hours on Tower-hill and

only taken 1-1/2_d._ It was all casual as could be. I can say I took on

the average 3_s._ a-day then, and then I had to feed the collection.

I stayed at Tower-hill till I found that there wasn’t positively a

living to be made any longer there, and then I shifted from place to

place, pitching at the corners of streets, and doing worse and worse,

until I actually hadn’t hardly strength to drag my cage about--for

it’s a tidy load. Then I returns to the old man’s original spot, on

Waterloo-bridge, to try that; for the old man was dead. The first five

or six weeks as I was there, during the summer, I got a tolerable good

living, and I continued there till I wasn’t able to get a crust for

myself. I was obliged to leave it off, and I got a situation to go to

work for a firework-maker in the Westminster-road. Now I only take to

the streets when I have no other employment. It isn’t barely a living.

I keep my collection always by me, as a resource when no other work is

in hand, but if I could get constant employment I’d never go out in the

streets no more.

“The animal that takes the longest to train is the ferret. I was the

first that ever introduced one into a cage, and that was at Greenwich.

It’s a very savage little animal, and will attack almost anything.

People have a notion that we use drugs to train a happy family; they

have said to me, ‘It’s done with opium;’ but, sir, believe me, there is

no drugs used at all: it’s only patience, and kindness, and petting

them that is used, and nothing else of any sort. The first ferret as

I had, it killed me about 2_l._ worth of things before I could get

him in any way to get into the happy family. He destroyed birds, and

rabbits, and guinea-pigs; and he’d seize them at any time, whether he

was hungry or not. I watched that ferret till I could see that there

was a better method to be used with a ferret, and then I sold my one to

a rat-catcher, and then I bought two others. I tried my new system, and

it succeeded. It’s a secret which I used, so I can’t mention it, but

it’s the simplest thing in the world. It’s not drawing their teeth out,

or operating on them; it’s only kindness and such-like, and patience. I

put my new ferrets into the cage, and there they have been ever since,

as may have been seen on Tower-hill and such places as I’ve pitched on.

My ferrets would play with the rats and sleep at night with them, while

I’ve put them in the rat-box along with the rats, to carry them home

together at night. My ferrets would come and eat out of my mouth and

play with children, or anything. Now, I’ll tell you this anecdote as a

proof of their docility. They caught a rat one night at the Coopers’

Arms public-house, Tower-hill, and they gave it to me, and I put it

into the cage. The landlord and gentlemen in the parlour came out to

see it, and they saw my ferrets hunt out the new-comer and kill him.

They tossed over the white and brown and black rats that belonged to

me, and seized the public-house rat and killed him. I always took the

dead bodies away when they were killed, and didn’t let the ferrets

suck their blood, or anything of that. I’ve trained my animals to that

state, that if I wasn’t to feed them they’d sit down and starve by each

other’s side without eating one another.

“The monkey is almost as bad as a ferret for training for a happy

family, for this reason--when they are playing they use their teeth.

They are the best playfellows in the world, and never fall out or cry

when they bite. They are the life and amusement of the company.

“Now, this is a curious thing with the ferret’s nature. If he’s ever

so well trained for a happy family, he will always be avenged if he’s

crossed. For instance, if the ferret has a bit of meat, and the hawk

comes near him and claws him, he’ll, if it’s months afterwards, kill

that hawk. He’ll wait a long time, but he’s sure to kill the hawk, he’s

that spiteful. So that when he’s crossed he never forgives. When the

monkey and the ferret play, they always use their teeth, not to bite,

but it’s their nature in their play. Mr. Monkey, when he has played

with Mr. Ferret till he has made him in a rage, will mount the perches

and take Mr. Ferret by the tail and swing him backwards and forwards.

The ferret gets into an awful rage, and he’ll try all he knows to get

hold of Mr. Monkey, but Mr. Monkey will pat him on the head, and knock

him back as he tries to turn round and bite him. The ferret is the

kindest of animals when at play. He don’t bear no rancour to Mr. Monkey

for this. He never cares for a bit of fun, but if it’s an insult as is

offered him, such as taking his food, he won’t rest till he’s revenged.

“The danger with a monkey is this. Now I’ve got a puppy as was give

me by a friend of mine, and I both respects the gentleman as give it

me and the mother of the little dog, and I’ve taken all the pains in

the world to train this pup to the happy family, but he’s a yelping,

noising animal. Now, my monkey is the most pleasant and best-tempered

one in the world, and the amusement and delight of all who see him, as

many on Waterloo-bridge can testify. Whenever this monkey goes near the

dog, it howls at him. So the monkey plays with him, pulling his tail

and nibbling his ears and hair, and biting his toe, and so on. Anything

that’ll play with the monkey, it’s all right, and they are the best

friends in the world; but if they show any fear, then it’s war, for the

monkey won’t be put upon. Now, there’s another pup in the same cage

which the monkey is just as fond of. They play open-mouthed together,

and I’ve seen Mr. Monkey put his arms round the pup’s neck and pull it

down, and then they go to sleep together. I’ve actually seen when a

lady has given the monkey a bit of biscuit, or what not, he’s gone and

crumbled some bits before the pup to give it its share. This is truth.

My monkey is a lady monkey.

“The monkeys are very fond of cuddling the rats in their arms, like

children. They also pull their tails and swing them. The rats are

afraid, and then Mr. Monkey keeps on teasing them. If ever Mr. Rat do

turn round and bite Mr. Monkey, he’s sure to feel it by and by, for

he’ll get a swing by his tail, and he’ll catch the tail whilst he’s

trying to run away, and bite the tip, and worry him near out of his

life. A Monkey is the peace-maker and peace-breaker of a collection. He

breaks peace first and then he’ll go and caress afterwards, as much as

to say, ‘Never mind, it’s only a lark.’ He’s very fond of the cat--for

warmth, I think. He’ll go and cuddle her for an hour at a time; but if

Miss Puss won’t lay still to suit his comfort, he takes her round the

neck, and tries to pull her down, and if then she turn’s rusty, he’s

good to go behind her, for he’s afraid to face her, and then he’ll lay

hold of the tip of her tail and give her a nip with his teeth. The cat

and monkey are the best of friends, so long as Miss Puss will lie still

to be cuddled and suit his convenience, for he will be Mr. Master, and

have everything to suit his ways. For that reason I never would allow

either of my cats to kitten in the cage, because Mr. Monkey would be

sure to want to know all about it, and then it would be all war; for if

he went to touch Miss Puss or her babies, there would be a fight. Now

a monkey is always fond of anything young, such as a kitten, and puss

and he’d want to nurse the children. A monkey is kind to everything

so long as it ain’t afraid of him, but if so be as it is, then the

bullying and teasing begins. My monkey always likes to get hold of a

kitten, and hold it up in his arms, just the same as a baby.

“There’s often very good amusement between the owl and the monkey

in this way. The monkey will go and stare Mr. Owl in the face, and

directly he does so Mr. Owl will begin swaying from side to side;

and then Mr. Monkey will pat him in the face or the nose. After he’s

bullied the owl till it’s in a awful rage, the owl will take and dive

at Mr. Monkey with his open claws, and perhaps get on his back. Then

Mr. Monkey will go climbing all over the cage, chattering at the owl,

and frightening him, and making him flutter all about. My owls can see

well enough in the day-time, for they are used to be in the open air,

and they get used to it.

“I compare my monkey to the clown of the cage, for he’s mischievous,

and clever, and good-natured. He’ll never bully any of them very long

after he sees they are in a regular passion, but leave them and go to

some other bird or beast. One of my pups is my monkey’s best friend,

for neither of them are ever tired of playing.

“The cats and the birds are very good friends indeed; they’ll perch on

her back, and I’ve even seen them come on her head and pick up the bits

of dirt as you’ll generally find in a cat’s head. I’ve tried a very

curious experiment with cats and birds. I’ve introduced a strange cat

into my cage, and instantly she gets into the cage she gets frightened,

and looks round for a moment, and then she’ll make a dart upon almost

the first thing that is facing her. If it’s the owl, monkey, small

birds, or any thing, she’ll fly at it. It’s in general then that the

monkey is the greatest enemy to the strange cat of anything in the

cage. He’ll go and bite her tail, but he won’t face her. Then the other

cats will be all with their hairs up and their tails swelled up to fly

at the stranger, but then I generally takes her out, or else there

would be a fight. All the rats will be on the look-out and run away

from the strange cat, and the little birds fly to the top of the cage,

fluttering and chirriping with fear.

“The hawk I had a good deal of difficulty with to make him live happily

with the small birds. When training a hawk, I always put him in with

the large things first, and after he’s accustomed to them, then I

introduce smaller birds. He’s always excited when he first comes

amongst the smaller birds. I find Mr. Monkey is always the guard, as

he doesn’t hurt them. When he sees the hawk fluttering and driving

about after the small birds, Mr. Monkey will go and pat him, as much

as to say, ‘You mustn’t hurt them,’ and also to take his attention

off. After Mr. Hawk has been in the cage four, five, or six different

times in training, the starlings gets accustomed to him, and will

perch alongside of him; and it’s as common as possible to see the

starlings, when the hawk was feeding, go and eat off the same raw meat,

and actually perch on his back and pick the bits off his bill as he is

eating them.

“A magpie in a cage has as much as he can do to look after himself to

keep his tail all right. It’s a bird that is very scared, and here

and there and everywhere, always flying about the cage. His time is

taken up keeping out of Mr. Monkey’s way. It’s very rarely you see Mr.

Monkey interfere with him. A magpie will pitch upon something smaller

than himself, such as pigeons, which is inoffensive, or starlings, as

is weaker; but he never attempts to tackle anything as is likely to be

stronger than himself. He fights shy of the big animals.

“A good jackdaw, well trained to a happy family, is the life of the

cage next to the monkey. He’s at all the roguishness and mischief

that it is possible for a man to be at. If he sees a cat or a dog, or

anything asleep and quiet, he’ll perch on its head, and peck away to

rouse it. He’s very fond of pitching on the top of the cat and turning

the fur over, or pecking at the ears, till the cat turns round, and

then he’s off. If there’s a rat in his way, he’ll peck at its nose till

it turns round, and then peck at its tail. If Mr. Rat gets spiteful

he’ll fly to the perches for it, and then hollow out Jack Daw, as much

as to say, ‘I had the best of you.’ The people are very fond of the

jackdaw, too, and they like putting their fingers to the wires, and

Jack’ll peck them. He’s very fond of stealing things and hiding them.

He’ll take the halfpence and conceal them. He looks round, as if seeing

whether he was watched, and go off to some sly corner where there is

nothing near him. If he can get hold of any of the others’ food, that

pleases him better than anything. My monkey and the jackdaw ain’t very

good company. When Mr. Jack begins his fun, it is generally when Mr.

Monkey is lying still, cuddling his best friend, and that’s one of the

little dogs. If Mr. Monkey is lying down with his tail out, he’ll go

and peck him hard on it, and he’ll hollow out ‘Jackdaw,’ and off he is

to the perches. But Mr. Monkey will be after him, climbing after him,

and he’s sure to catch hold of him at last, and then Mr. Jack is as

good as his master, for he’ll hollow out to attract me, and I have to

rattle my cane along the wires, to tell them to give over. Then, as

sure as ever the monkey was gone, the jack would begin to crow.

“I had a heron once, and it died; I had it about fourteen months. The

way as he met with his death was--he was all well in the cage, and

standing about, when he took a false step, and fell, and lamed himself.

I was obliged to leave him at home, and then he pined and died. He

was the only bird I ever had, or the only creature that ever was in a

happy-family cage, that could keep Mr. Monkey at bay. Mr. Monkey was

afraid of him, for he would give such nips with his long bill that

would snip a piece out of Mr. Monkey, and he soon finds out when he

would get the worst of it. I fed my heron on flesh, though he liked

fish best. It’s the most daintiest bird that is in its eating.

“The cotamundi was an animal as was civil and quiet with everything in

the cage. But his propensity and habits for anything that was in a cage

was a cat. It was always his bed-fellow; he’d fight for a cat; he’d

bully the monkey for a cat. He and the cat were the best of friends,

and they made common cause against Mr. Monkey. He was very fond of

routing about the cage. He had very good teeth and rare claws, and a

monkey will never stand against any thing as punishes him. Anything as

is afraid of him he’ll bully.

“I had an old crow once, who was a great favourite of mine, and when

he died I could almost have cried. To tell you what he could do is

a’most too much for me to say, for it was everything he was capable

of. He would never stand to fight; always run away and hollow. He and

the jackdaw was two birds as always kept apart from each other: they

was both of a trade, and couldn’t agree. He was very fond of getting

on a perch next to any other bird--an owl, for instance--and then he’d

pretend to be looking at nothing, and then suddenly peck at the feet of

his neighbour on the sly, and then try and look innocent. After a time

the other bird would turn round on him, and then he was off, screaming

‘Caw’ at the top of his beak, as I may say. He was a general favourite

with everybody. It’s a curious thing, but I never know a crow, or a

jackdaw either, to be hungry, but what they’d come and ask for food by

hollowing out the same as in their wild state. Mine was a carrion crow,

and eat flesh. At feeding-time he’d always pick out the biggest pieces

he could, or three or four of them, if he could lay hold of them in his

beak, and then he’d be off to a corner and eat what he could and then

hide the remainder, and go and fetch it out as he felt hungry again. He

knew me perfectly well, and would come and perch on my shoulder, and

peck me over the finger, and look at me and make his noise. As soon

as he see me going to fetch the food he would, if he was loose in the

court where I lived in, run to me directly, but not at other times. He

was a knowing fellow. I had him about one year and nine months. I used

to call him the pantaloon to Mr. Monkey’s clown, and they was always

at their pantomime tricks. Once an old woman came down our court when

he was loose, and he cut after her and pecked at her naked feet, and

she was so frightened she fell down. Then off he went, ‘caw, caw,’ as

pleased as he could be. He always followed the children, picking at

their heels. Nothing delighted him so much as all the roguishness and

mischief as he could get into.

“For finding a happy family in good order, with 2 monkeys, 3 cats, 2

dogs, 16 rats, 6 starlings, 2 hawks, jackdaw, 3 owls, magpie, 2 guinea

pigs, one rabbit, will take about 1_s._ 4_d._ a-day. I buy leg of

beef for the birds, about 1-1/2lb., and the dogs have two pen’orth of

proper dogs’ meat; and there are apples and nuts for the monkey, about

one pen’orth, and then there’s corn of different kinds, and seeds and

sopped bread for the rats, and hay and sand-dust for the birds. It all

tells up, and comes to about 1_s._ 4_d._ a-day.

“There are two happy families in London town, including my own. I don’t

know where the other man stands, for he moves about. Now I like going

to one place, where I gets known. It isn’t a living for any man now.

I wouldn’t stick to it if I could get any work to do; and yet it’s an

ingenious exhibition and ought to be patronized. People will come and

stand round for hours, and never give a penny. Even very respectable

people will come up, and as soon as ever I hand the cup to them,

they’ll be off about their business. There are some gentlemen who

give me regularly a penny or twopence a-week. I could mention several

professional actors who do that to me. I make the most money when the

monkey is at his tricks, for then they want to stop and see him at his

fun, and I keep asking them for money, and do it so often, that at last

they are obliged to give something.

“My cage has wire-work all round, and blinds to pull down when I change

my pitch. There are springs under the cage to save the jolting over the

stones.

“I forgot to tell you that I’ve had cats, whose kittens have been

taken from them, suckle rats which have been put in their places when

they are still blind, and only eight days old. She’ll take to the rats

instead of her kittens. I’ve not put them in the cage at this small

age, but waited until they were old enough to run about. They’ll keep

on suckling at the cat till they get to a tidy size, till she gets

annoyed with them and beats them off; but she’ll caress them at other

times, and allow them to come and lay under her belly, and protect

them from Mr. Monkey. Many a time has a cat been seen suckling rats in

my cage, but then they’ve been pretty old rats--of about eight or ten

weeks old; and a rat will suckle then, and they’ll follow her about and

go and lie under her belly, just the same as chickens under a hen--just

the same.

“At night I don’t let my collection sleep together in the cage. It’s

four years since I first took to separating of them, for this reason:

I had the cleverest monkey in London; there never was a better. I used

to wheel the cage into the back-yard, and there let them sleep. One

night somebody was so kind as to come and steal my monkey away. I found

out my loss the same night. I had only gone into the house to fetch

food, and when I came back Mr. Monkey was gone. He didn’t run away,

for he was too fond of the cage, and wouldn’t leave it. I’ve often

put him outside, and let him loose upon Tower-hill, and to run about

gardens, and he’d come back again when I called him. I had only to turn

his favourite dog out, and as soon as he see’d the dog he’d be on to

his back and have a nice ride back to the cage and inside in a moment.

Since that loss I’ve always carried the collection into the house, and

let them sleep in the same room where I’ve slept in. They all know

their beds now, and will go to them of their own accord, both the cats,

the dogs, and the monkeys. I’ve a rat-box, too, and at night when I’m

going home I just open the door of the cage and that of the rat-box,

and the rats run into their sleeping-place as quick as possible, and

come out again in the morning of their own accord.

“My family are fed on the best: they have as good as any nobleman’s

favourite dog. They’ve often had a deal more, and better, than their

master.

“I don’t know why happy families don’t pay, for they all look at the

cage, and seem as pleased as ever; but there’s poverty or something

in the way, for they don’t seem to have any money. When I left off

last--only a month ago--I wasn’t taking 6_d._ a-day. It didn’t pay for

feeding my little stock. I went to firework-making. They are always

busy with firework-making, ready for the 5th of November. I’m sick and

tired of the other affair, and would do anything to get from it; but

people are afraid to employ me, for they seem to fancy that after being

in the streets we are no use for anything.

“I’m fond of my little stock, and always was from a child of dumb

animals. I’d a deal sooner that anybody hurt me than any of my

favourites.”

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