THE WHISTLING MAN.

It sometimes happens that a lad or a man, before being thrown for a

living on the streets, has often sung a song to amuse his companions,

or that he has been reckoned “a good whistler,” so he resolves to start

out and see if he cannot turn to pecuniary profits that which until now

he had only regarded in the light of an amusement.

The young man from whom I elicited the annexed statement was one of

this class. His appearance was rather ungainly, and when he walked

across the room he moved in so slovenly a manner that one leg appeared

to drag itself after the other with the greatest reluctance.

When telling me that he had never been guilty of stealing, nor

imprisoned, all his life, he did so in such a manner, and with such a

tone of voice, as left little doubt on my mind that he had been kept

honest more by the fear of the gaol than by his own moral principle.

His face was long and thin, and his cheeks so hollowed by long

whistling, that they appeared almost to have had a round piece of

flesh scooped out of the centre of each of them. His large thick lips

were generally kept half-an-inch apart, so that they gave the man

a half-idiotic look; and when he rounded them for whistling, they

reminded me somewhat of a lamb’s kidney.

“I am a whistler--that is, I whistle merely with my lips, without

the aid of anything besides. I have been at it about seven years.

I am twenty next birthday. My father was, and is, a coach-painter.

He is, I think, at the present time, working in Great Queen-street,

Lincoln’s-inn-fields. I had three sisters and one brother. I was the

youngest but two. When I got to be about seven years old my mother

died, and then I used to get into the streets and stop out all day

playing with other boys, most of them older than myself; and they

often persuaded me to ‘hop the wag,’ that is, play truant from school,

and spend the money which my father gave me to take to the master.

Sometimes they took me to Covent-garden or Farringdon Market, where

they used to prig a lot of apples and pears, not with the idea of

selling them, but to eat. They used to want me to do the same, but

I never would nor never did, or else I dare say I should have been

better off, for they say ‘the biggest rogues get on best.’ I was

always afraid of being sent to prison, a place I was never in in all

my life. At last I was persuaded by two young companions to stop out

all night, so we all three went to Mrs. Reding’s, Church-lane, and had

a fourpenny lodging a-piece. My pals paid for me, because I’d got no

money. I left them the next morning, but was afraid to go home; I had

got nothing to eat, so I thought I’d see if I gould get a few ha’pence

by singing a song. I knew two or three, and began with the ‘Mariner’s

Grave,’ and then ‘Lucy Neal.’ I walked about all day, singing nearly

the whole of the time, but didn’t get a penny till about six o’clock.

By nine o’clock I mustered 10_d._, and then I left off, and went to a

lodging-house in Whitechapel, where I got something to eat, and paid

my lodging for the night. It’s a custom always to pay before-hand. The

next morning I felt very down-hearted, and was half a mind to go home,

but was afraid I should get a hiding. However, I at last plucked up my

spirits, and went out again. I didn’t get anything given me till about

dinner-time, when a gentleman came up to me and asked me how so young

a boy as me come to be in the streets? I told him I couldn’t earn my

living any other way. He asked my name, and where I lived. I gave him

both a false name and address, for I was afraid lest he should go to

my father. He said I had better go home with him, so he took me to his

house in Grosvenor-square, which was a very fine un--for he was a very

rich man, where he gave me plenty to eat, and made me wash myself, and

put on a suit of his little boy’s left-off clothes. I stayed here three

months, being employed to clean knives and boots, and run of errands.

He used to send me twice a-week to the Bank of England with a cheque,

which he used to write upon and tear out of a book, and I used to bring

back the money. They always tied it up safely for me in a bag, and I

put it into my pocket, and never took my hand off it till I got safe

back again. At the end of three months he called me one day, and told

me he was going with his wife and family into the country, where, he

was sorry to say, there’d be no room for me. He then gave me 3_l._, and

told me to go and seek for my friends, and go and live with them if I

could.

“I went home to my father, who was greatly pleased at seeing me again;

and he asked what I had been doing all the time, and where I had got

my clothes and money from. I told him all, and promised I would never

run away again,--so he forgave me. However, for a long time he would

not let me go out. At last, after a good deal of persuasion, he let

me out to look after a place, and I soon got one at Mr. Cooper’s,

Surgeon, in Seven Dials, where I had 4_s._ a week. I used to be there

from seven o’clock in the morning till nine at night, but I went home

to my meals. After I’d been at my place four months, I by accident set

fire to some naphtha, which I was stirring up in the back-yard, and

it burnt off all my eyelashes, and so I ‘got the sack.’ When he paid

me my wages,--as I was afraid to tell my father what had happened,--I

started off to my old quarters in Whitechapel. I stopped there all day

on Sunday, and the next three days I wandered about seeking work, but

couldn’t get none. I then give it up as a bad job, and picked up with a

man named Jack Williams, who had no legs. He was an old sailor, who had

got frost-bitten in the Arctic regions. I used to lead him about with

a big painted board afore him. It was a picture of the place where he

was froze in. We used to go all about Ratcliffe Highway, and sometimes

work up as far as Notting Hill. On the average, we got from 8_s._ to

10_s._ a-day. My share was about a third. I was with him for fifteen

months, till one night I said something to him when he was a-bed that

didn’t please him, and he got his knife out and stabbed my leg in two

places,--here are the marks. I bled a good deal. The other lodgers

didn’t like to hit him for it, on account of his having no legs, but

they kicked him out of the house, and would not let him back any more.

They all wanted me to lock him up, but I wouldn’t, as he was an old

pal. Two or three silk handkerchiefs was tied round my leg, and the

next day I was took to St. Thomas’s Hospital, where I remained for

about nine days. When I left the head-nurse gave me ten shillings on

account of being so destitute--for I was without a ha’penny to call my

own. As soon as I got out of the hospital I went down to Billingsgate,

and bought some bread and pickled whelks at a stall, but when I pulled

out my money to pay for ’em some costermongering chaps knocked me down,

and robbed me of 5_s._ I was completely stunned by the blow. The police

came up to see what was the matter, and took me to the station-house,

where I stopped till the next morning, when the inspector made me

tell where my father lived, and I was taken home to him. For about a

month my father kept me under lock and key, and after I had been with

him about three months more I ‘stept it’ again, and as I could always

whistle very well, I thought I’d try it for a living; so I made a

‘pitch’ in New-street, Covent Garden, and began by whistling ‘Will you

love me then as now?’ but there wasn’t many in the world as loved me.

I did very well though that day, for I got about 3_s._ 6_d._ or 4_s._,

so I thought I’d practise it and stick to it. I worked all about town

till I got well known. I used, sometimes, to go into public-houses

and whistle upon a piece of ’bacco pipe, blowing into the bowl, and

moving my fingers as if I was playing a flute, and nobody could tell

the difference if they had not seen me. Sometimes I used to be asked

to stand outside hotels, taverns, and even club-houses, and give ’em a

tune: I often had sixpences, shillings, and half-crowns thrown me. I

only wish I had sich luck now, for the world’s topsy-turvy, and I can’t

get hardly anything. I used then to earn 3_s._ or 4_s._ a-day, and now

it don’t amount to more than 1_s._ 6_d._

“After I’d worked London pretty well, I sometimes would start off a

few miles out to the towns and villages; but, generally, it wasn’t

much account. The country chaps like sich tunes as ‘The Barley Stack,’

or ‘The Little House under the Hill.’ I often used to whistle to them

while they danced. They liked jigs mostly, and always paid me a penny a

dance each.

“I recollect once when I was whistling before a gentleman’s house

down at Hounslow, he sent his servant and called me in. I was taken

into a fine large room, full of looking-glasses, and time-pieces, and

pictures. I was never in sich a room before, all my life. The gentleman

was there with his family,--about six on ’em,--and he told me if I’d

whistle, and learn his birds to sing, he’d give me a sovereign. He had

three fine brass-wire cages, with a bird in each, slung all of a row

from the ceiling. I set to work ‘like a brick,’ and the birds begun

to sing directly, and I amused ’em very much. I stopped about an hour

and a half, and let ’em have all sorts of tunes, and then he gave me a

sovereign, and told me to call again when I come that way; but before I

left he said the servants was to give me something to eat and drink, so

I had dinner in the kitchen with the servants, and a jolly good dinner

it was.

“From Hounslow I walked to Maidenhead, and took a lodging for the

night at the Turk’s Head. In the evening some countrymen come into

the tap-room and kicked up a row with the missus because she couldn’t

lodge ’em. She run in to turn then away, when three of ’em pitched

into her right and left; and if it hadn’t been for me and another chap

she’d have got killed. When they got her down I jumped upon the table

and snatched up the only weapon I could find, a brass candlestick,

and knocked one of ’em down senseless, and the other fellow got hold

of a broomstick and give it ’em as hard as he could, till we beat ’em

right out of the place. There happened to be some police outside,

drilling, who came over and took three of them to the stocks, where

they was locked in for twenty-four hours. The next day the magistrate

sentenced ’em to three months’ imprisonment each, and I started for

London and never whistled a tune till I reached it, which was three

days afterwards. I kept on at the old game, earning about 2_s._ 6_d._

a-day, till the militia was being called out, and then I joined them,

for I thought it would be the best thing I could do. I was sworn in by

Colonel Scrivens at Eton Mews. We was taken into a stable, where there

was three horses. Four of us laid hold of a book altogether; and then,

after asking us if we had any complaints, or were lame, or any way

unfit for service, or was married, or had any children; and when we had

said No, he asked us if we was free, able, and willing to serve in her

Majesty’s militia, in either England, Ireland, Scotland, or Wales, for

the term of five years, if so long her Majesty required our services;

and when we said we was, we took the oath and kissed the book.

“The same day, which was the 11th of June, 1854, we was packed off from

the Waterloo Station for Portsmouth. After being drilled for three

weeks I was returned for duty, and went on guard. The first guard I

mounted was at Detached Dock at Portsmouth--it’s where the convicts

are. I didn’t do any whistling there, I can tell yer; I’d different

sorts of work, for part of our duty was to bury the poor fellows that

died after coming home invalided from the Crimea. The people through

that used to call us the ‘garrison undertakers.’ I was there thirteen

months, and never, the whole time, had more than two nights’ bed

a-week; and some part of the time the weather was very frosty, and we

was often over our ankles in snow. I belonged to the 4th Middlesex, and

no corps ever did so much duty, or went through so much hardships, as

ours. From Portsmouth I was ordered, with my regiment, 950 strong, to

Buttervant, county Cork, Ireland. When we reached the Irish Channel a

storm arose, and we was all fastened under hatches, and not suffered

to come upon deck for four days, by which time we reached the Cove of

Cork: the Colonel’s horse had to be thrown overboard, and they, more

than once, had serious thoughts of throwing all the luggage into the

sea as well. I was ten months in Ireland. I didn’t do any whistling

there; and then the regiment was ordered home again on account of

the peace. But before we left we had a day’s sport, consisting of

greasy-pole climbing, jumping in sacks, racing after a pig with a

greasy tail, and all them sort of things; and at night the officers

had a grand ball. We landed at Portsmouth on a Monday morning at four

o’clock, and marched through to the station, and reached Hounslow about

four o’clock the same afternoon. A month after we were disembodied, and

I came at once to London. I had about 1_l._ 5_s._ in my pocket, and I

resolved in my own mind never to go whistling any more. I went to my

father, but he refused to help me in any way. I tried for work, but

couldn’t get any, for the people said, they didn’t like a militia man;

so, after having spent all my money, I found that I must either starve

or whistle, and so, you see, I’m once more on the streets.

“While I was in Ireland I absented myself from the barracks for

twenty-one days, but fearing that a picket would get hold of me, I

walked in one morning at six o’clock. I was instantly placed under

arrest in the guard-room, where I remained four days, when I was taken

before the Colonel, and to my great surprise I saw, sitting aside of

him, the very gentleman who had given me the pound to whistle to his

birds; his name was Colonel Bagot, as I found out afterwards, and he

was deputy-magistrate for Middlesex. He asked me if I was not the chap

as had been to his house; I told him I was, so he got me off with a

good reprimand, and saved me being tried by a court-martial. When I

first took to sleeping at lodging-houses they was very different to

what they are now. I’ve seen as many as eighteen people in one cellar

sleeping upon loose straw, covered with sheets or blankets, and as many

as three in one bed; but now they won’t take in any little boys like

as I was, unless they are with their parents; and there’s very few

beds in a room, and never more than one in a bed. Married people have

a place always parted off for themselves. The inspector comes in all

times--often in the middle of the night--to see that the regulations

ain’t broken.

“I used, one time, to meet another man whistling, but like old Dick,

who was the first at the profession, he’s gone dead, and so I’m the

only one at it now anywhere. It’s very tiring work, and makes you

precious hungry when you keep at it for two or three hours; and I only

wish I could get something else to do, and you’d see how soon I’d drop

it.

“The tunes that are liked best in the streets is sich as ‘Ben Bolt’ and

‘Will you love me then as now?’ but a year or two ago, nothin’ went

down like the ‘Low-back Car.’ I was always being asked for it. I soon

gets hold of the new tunes that comes up. I don’t think whistling hurts

me, because I don’t blow so hard as ‘old Dick’ used. A gentleman come

up to me once in the street that was a doctor, and asked me whether I

drunk much, and whether I drawed my breath in or blowed it out. I told

him I couldn’t get much to drink, and he said I ought at least to have

three half-pints of beer a-day, or else I should go into a consumption;

and when I said I mostly blowed out when I whistled, he said that was

the best, because it didn’t strain the lungs so much.”

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