“BARLOW BROTHERS”
“The theory of consequence”--Leonard was arranging his thoughts on paper
for better clearness--“while it answers most of the difficulties
connected with hereditary trouble, breaks down, it must be confessed, in
some cases. Given, for instance, a case in which a boy is carefully
educated, has no bad examples before him, shows no signs of vice, and is
ignorant of the family misfortunes. If that boy becomes a spendthrift
and a prodigal, or worse, when there has never before been such a thing
in the family, how can we connect the case with the faults or vices of a
grandfather altogether unlike his own, and unknown to him? I should be
inclined rather to ascribe the case to some influences of the past, not
to be discovered, due to some maternal ancestry. A man, for instance,
may be so completely unlike any other member of the family that we must
search for the cause of his early life in the line of his mother or his
grandmother.”
He was just then thinking of his uncle--the returned Colonial, in whom,
except for his commanding stature and his still handsome face, there was
nothing to remind the world of the paternal side. Whenever he thought of
this cheerful person, with whom life seemed a pleasant play, certain
doubts crossed his mind, and ran like cold water down his back. He had
come home rich--that was something. He might have come home as poor as
when he started. Rich or poor, he would have been the same--as buoyant,
as loud, as unpresentable.
In fact, at this very moment, when these reflections were forming a part
of Leonard’s great essay on the after-effects of evil--an essay which
created only last month so great a stir that people talked of little
else for a whole evening--the rich Australian was on his way to confess
the fact that things were not exactly as he had chosen to present them.
He did confess the truth, or as much of the truth as he could afford to
express, but in an easy and irresponsible manner, as if nothing mattered
much. He was a philosopher, to whom nothing did matter. He came in, he
shook hands and laughed buoyantly; he chose a cigar from Leonard’s box,
he rang the bell for whisky and a few bottles of soda; when the whisky
and the soda had arrived and were within reach, he took a chair, and
laughed again.
“My boy,” he said, “I’m in a tight place again.”
“In what way?”
“Why, for want of money. That’s the only possible tight place at my age.
At yours there are many. It is only a temporary tightness, of course.”
He opened the soda-water and drank off the full tumbler at a gulp.
“Temporary. Till the supplies arrive.”
“The supplies?” Leonard put the question in a nasty, cold, suspicious
manner, which would have changed smiles into blankness in a more
sensitive person. But uncle Fred was by no means sensitive or
thin-skinned. He was also so much accustomed to temporary tightness that
the incongruity of tightness with his pretensions of prosperity had not
occurred to him.
“Supplies?” he replied. “Supplies from Australia, of course.”
“I thought that you were a partner in a large and prosperous concern.”
“Quite true--quite true. Barlow Brothers is both large and prosperous.”
“In that case it is easy for you to draw upon your bankers or the agents
for your bank or some friends in the City. You go into the City every
day, I believe. Your position must be well known. In other words, I
mistrust this temporary tightness.”
“Mistrust? And from you? Really, Leonard----”
“I put things together. I find in you none of the habits of a
responsible merchant. I know that everywhere character is essential for
commercial success----”
“Character? What should I be without character?”
“You come home as the successful merchant: you drink: you talk as if you
were a debauched youngster about town: your anecdotes are scandalous:
your tastes are low. Those are the outward signs.”
“I am on a holiday. Out there--it’s very different. As for drink, of
course in a thirsty climate like that of New South Wales--and this
place--one must drink a little. For my own part, I am surprised at my
own moderation.”
“Very well. I will not go on with the subject, only--to repeat--if you
are in a tight place, those who know your solvency will be very willing
to relieve you. I hope you are not here to borrow of me, because----”
The man laughed again. “Not I. Nobody is likely to borrow of you,
Leonard. That is quite certain--not even the stoniest broke. Make your
mind quite easy. As for my friends in the City, I know very well what to
do about them. No; I am here because I want to throw myself upon the
family.”
“The family consists of your brother, who may be able to help you----”
“I’ve asked him. He won’t--Christopher was always a selfish beast. Good
fellow to knock about with and all that--ready for anything--but
selfish--damned selfish.”
“And your aunt Lucy----”
“I don’t know her. Who is she?”
“She is not able to assist you. And of myself.”
“You forget the Head of the Family--my old grandfather. I am going to
him.”
“You will get nothing out of him--not even a word of recognition.”
“I know. I have been down there to look at him. I have been to see his
solicitors.”
“You will get nothing from them without their client’s authority.”
“Well, you know the family affairs, of course. I suppose that a word
from you authorising or advising the transfer of a few thousands--or
hundreds--out of that enormous pile----”
“I have no right to authorise or advise. I know nothing about my
great-grandfather’s affairs.”
“Tell me, dear boy, what about those accumulations? We mentioned them
the other day.”
“I know nothing about them.”
“Of course, of course. I’m not going to put questions. The bulk of
everything will be yours, naturally. I have no objection. I am not going
to interfere with you. Only, don’t you think you could go to the people,
the agents or solicitors, and put it to them, that, as a son of the
House, I should like an advance of--say a thousand pounds?”
“I am quite certain beforehand they will do nothing for you.”
“You’re a better man of the world than I thought, my boy. I respect you
for it. Nobody is to have a finger in the pie but yourself. And you look
so damned solemn over it, too.”
“I tell you that I know nothing.”
“Just so--just so. Well, you know nothing. I’ve made a rough
calculation--but never mind. Let the accumulations be. Very good, then,
I shall not interfere. Meantime, I want some money. Get me from those
lawyers a thousand.”
“I cannot get you anything. As for myself, I have not got a thousand
pounds in the world. You forget that all I have is my mother’s small
fortune of a few hundreds a year. It is not in my power to lend you
anything.”
He laughed again in his enjoyment of the situation. “Delicious!” he
said. “And I said that I wasn’t going to borrow anything. This it is to
be a British swell. Well, I don’t mind. I will draw upon you at six
months. Come. Long before that time I shall be in funds again.”
“No. You shall not even draw upon me at six months,” Leonard replied,
with some vague knowledge of what was implied. “You told me you were
rich.”
“Every man is rich who is a partner in a going concern.”
“Then, again, why are you in this tight place?”
“My partner, you see, has been playing the fool. Barlow Brothers,
General Stores, Colonial Produce, will be smashed if I can’t raise a few
hundreds.”
“Your going concern, as you call it, is going to grief. And what will
you do?”
“You shall just see what I wanted. Barlows’ is a General Store in a
rising town. There are great capabilities in Barlow Brothers. I came
over here to convert Barlow Brothers into a Limited Liability Company,
capital £150,000. Branches everywhere. Our own sugar estates, our own
tea and coffee plantations. That was my idea!”
“It was a bold idea, at any rate.”
“It was. As for Barlows’ General Store, I confess, between ourselves,
and considering that you don’t belong to the City, I don’t mind owning
up to you that it is little better than a shanty, where I sold sardines
and tea-leaves and bacon. But the capabilities, my dear boy--the
capabilities!”
“And you brought this project to London! Well, there have been greater
robberies.”
Uncle Fred took another glass of whisky-and-soda. He laughed no more. He
even sighed.
“I thought London was an enterprising city. It appears not. No promoter
will so much as look at the Company. I was willing to let my interest in
it go for £40,000. If you’ll believe me, Leonard, they won’t even look
at it. A few hundreds would save it, a few thousands would make it a
Colossal Success. For want of it we must go to the wall.”
“You were hoping to sell a bankrupt business as a flourishing business.”
“That is so. But it hasn’t come off.”
“Well, what shall you do?”
“I shall have to begin again at the bottom. That’s all.”
“Oh!” Leonard looked at him doubtfully, for he seemed in no way cast
down. “You will go back to Australia, then.” There was some consolation
in the thought.
“I shall go back. I don’t know my way about in London. I will go back
and begin again, just as before, at the bottom rung. I shall have to do
odd jobs, I dare say. I may possibly have to become a shepherd, or a
night-watchman, or a sandwich-man. What does it matter? I shall only be
down among the boys who can’t get any lower. There’s a fine feeling of
brotherhood down there, which you swells would never understand.”
“Have you no money left at all?”
“None. Not more than I carry about with me. A few pounds.”
“Then the fine show of prosperity was all a sham?”
“All a sham. And it wouldn’t work. Nobody in the City will look at my
Company.”
“Would it not be better to try for some definite kind of work? You can
surely do something. You might write for the papers, with all your
experience.”
“Write for the papers? I would rather go on tramp, which is much more
amusing. Do something? What am I to do? Man, there isn’t on the face of
the earth a more helpless person than a bankrupt trader at forty-five.
He knows too much to be employed in his own trade. He’s got to go down
below and to stay there. Never mind. I can turn my hand to anything. If
I stayed at home I should have to be a sandwich-man. How would you like
that? Even my old grandfather would come back to the present life, if it
were only to burst with rage, if he met his grandson walking down Regent
Street between a pair of boards. You wouldn’t like it yourself, would
you? Come out to Sydney next year, and very likely you’ll see that, or
something like it.”
“Then you go out to certain misery.”
“Misery? Certain misery?” The Colonist laughed cheerfully. “My nephew,
you are a very narrow-minded person, though you are a scholar and a
Member of Parliament. You think that it is misery to take off a
frock-coat and a tall hat, and to put on a workingman’s jacket and
bowler. Bless you, my boy! that’s not misery. The real misery is being
hungry and cold. In Australia no one is ever cold, and very few are ever
hungry. In my worst times I’ve always had plenty to eat, and though I’ve
been many times without a shilling, I’ve never in all my life been
miserable or ashamed.”
“But there is the companionship.”
“The companions? They are the best fellows in the world. Misery? There
isn’t any with the fellows down below, especially the young fellows.
And, mind you, it is exciting work, the hand-to-mouth life. Now, by the
time I get out, the business will be sold up, and my partner, who is a
young man, will be off on another lay; they always put out the old man
as soon as they can. What shall I do? I shall go hawking and peddling. I
shall become Autolycus.”
“And afterwards?”
“There is no afterwards, till you come to the hospital, which is a
really pleasant place, and the black box. I’ve done it before, and I’ll
do it again.” He mixed another soda-and-whisky and drank it off. “It’s
thirsty work along the roads under the sun--a red-hot burning sun, not
like your red frying-pan skulking behind a cloud. Wherever you stop you
get a drink. Then you bring out your wares. I’ve got a tongue that runs
like an engine newly oiled. And where you put up for the night there are
the boys on the road, and there are songs and stories. Respectability go
hang!”
He laughed again. He put on his hat and swung out of the room, laughing
as at the very finest joke in the world--to come home as a gentleman,
and to go back as a tramp.