CHAPTER XXIII.

SCHEMES.

We must follow Simon Jennings to his room. He felt keenly

disappointed. Money was the idol of his heart, as it is of many million

others. He had robbed, lied, extorted, tyrannized; he had earned scorn,

ill-report, and hatred; nay, he had even diligently gone to work, and

lost his own self-love and self-respect in the service of his darling

idol. He was at once, for lucre's sake, the mean, cringing fawner, and

the pitiless, iron despot; to the rich he could play supple parasite,

while the poor man only knew him as an unrelenting persecutor; with the

good, and they were chiefly of the fairer, softer sex, he walked in

meekness, the spiritual hypocrite; the while, it was his boast to

over-reach the worst in low duplicity and crooked dealing. All this he

was for gold. When the eye of the world was on him, and intuition warned

him of the times, he was ever the serene, the correct, with a smooth

tongue and an oily smile; but in the privacy of some poor hovel, where

his debtor sued for indulgence, or some victim of his passions (he had

more depravities than one) threw her wretched self upon his pity, then

could Simon Jennings lash sternness into rage, and heat his brazen heart

with the embers of inveterate malice. It was as if the serpent, that

voluble, insinuating reptile, which had power to fascinate poor Eve,

turned to rend her when she had fallen, erect, with flashing eyes, and

bristling crest, with venomed fangs, and hissing. Behold,

snake-worshippers of Mexico, the prototype of your grim idol, in

Mammon's model slave and specimen disciple!

Such a man was Simon Jennings, a soul given up to gold--exclusively to

gold; for although, as we have hinted, and as hereafter may appear, he

could sell himself at times to other sins, still these were but as stars

in his evil firmament, while covetousness ruled it like the sun; or, if

the beauteous stars and blessed sun be an image too hallowed for his

wickedness, we may find a fitter in some stagnant pool, where the

pestilential vapour over all is Mammonism, and the dull, fat weeds that

rot beneath, are pride, craftiness, and lechery. In fact, to speak of

passions in a heart such as his, were a palpable misnomer; all was

reduced to calculation; his rage was fostered to intimidate, and where

the wretch seemed kinder, his kindnesses were aimed at power, as an

object, rather than at pleasure--the power to obtain more gold.

For it is a dreadful truth (which I would not dare to utter if such

crimes had never been), that a reprobate of the bailiff Jennings's stamp

may, by debts, or fines, or kind usurious loans, entrap a beggared

creature in his toils; and then lyingly propose remission at the secret

sacrifice of honour, in some one, over whom that dastard beggar has

control; and having this point gained, the seducer is quite capable of

using, for still more extortion, the power which a threatening of

exposure gives, when the criminally weak has stooped to sin, on promises

of silence and delivery from ruin. I wish there may be no poor yeoman

in this broad land, of honourable name withal, he and his progenitors

for ages, who can tell the tale of his own base fears, a creditor's

exactions, and some dependant victim's degradation: some orphaned niece,

some friendless ward, immolated in her earliest youth at the shrine of

black-hearted Mammon; I wish there may be no sleek middle-man guilty of

the crimes here charged upon Simon Jennings.

This worthy, then, had been introduced at Hurstley by his aunt, Mrs.

Quarles, on the occurrence of a death vacancy in the lad-of-all-work

department, during the long ungoverned space of young Sir John's

minority. As the precious "lad" grew older, and divers in-door

potentates died off, the house-keeper had power to push her nephew on to

pageship, footmanship, and divers other similar crafts, even to the

final post of butler; while his own endeavours, backed by his aunt's

interest, managed to secure for him the rule out of doors no less than

in, and the closest possible access to guardians and landlords, to the

tenants--and their rent.

Now, the amiable Mrs. Quarles had contrived the elevation of her nephew,

and connived at his monopolies, mainly to fit in cleverly with her own

worldly weal; for it would never have done to have risked the loss of

innumerable perquisites, and other peculations, by the possible advent

of an honest butler. But, while the worshipful Simon, to do him only

justice, fully answered Mrs. Bridget's purpose, and even added much to

her emoluments; still he was no mere derivative scion, but an

independent plant, and entertained views of his own. He had his own

designs, and laid himself out to entrap his aunt's affections; or

rather, for I cannot say he greatly valued these, to secure her good

graces, and worm himself within the gilded clauses of her will; she was

an old woman, rolling in gold, no doubt had a will; and as for himself,

he was younger by five-and-thirty years, so he could afford to wait a

little, before trying on her shoes. The petty schemes of thievery and

cheating, which he in his Quotem capacities had practised, were to his

eyes but as driblets of wealth in comparison with the mighty stream of

his old aunt's savings. Not that he had done amiss, trust him! but then

he knew the amount of his own hoard to a farthing, while of hers he was

entirely ignorant; so, on the principle of '_omne ignotum pro

mirifico_,' he pondered on its vastness with indefinite amazement,

although probably it might not reach the quarter of his own. For it

should in common charity be stated, that, with all her hiding and hiving

propensities, Mrs. Quarles, however usually a screw, was by fits and

starts an extravagant woman, and besides spending on herself, had

occasionally helped her own kith and kin; poor niece Scott, in

particular, had unconsciously come in for many pleasant pilferings, and

had to thank her good aunt for innumerable filched groceries, and

hosieries, and other largesses, which (the latter in especial) really

had contributed, with sundry other more self indulgent expenses, to make

no small havoc of the store.

Still, this store was Simon's one main chance, the chief prize in his

hope's lottery; and it was with a pang, indeed, that he found all his

endeavours to compass its possession had been vain. Was that endless

cribbage nothing, and the weary Bible-lessons on a Sunday, and the

constant fetchings and carryings, and the forced smiles, sham

congratulations, and other hypocritical affections--fearing for his dear

aunt's dropsy, and inquiring so much about her bunions--was all this

dull servitude to meet with no reward? With none? worse than none! Fool

that he was! had he schemed, and plotted, and flattered, and

cozened--ay, and given away many pretty little presents, lost decoys,

that had cost hard money, all for nothing--less than nothing--to be

laughed at and postponed to his Methodist sister Scott? The impudence of

deliberately telling him he "didn't want it, and was rich enough!" as if

"enough" could ever be good grammar after such a monosyllable as "rich;"

and "want it" indeed! of course he wanted it; if not, why had he slaved

so many years? want it, indeed! if to hope by day, and to dream by

night--if to leave no means untried of delicately showing how he longed

for it--if to grow sick with care, and thin with coveting--if this were

to want the gold, good sooth, he wanted it. Don't tell him of starving

brats, his own very bowels pined for it; don't thrust in his face the

necessities of others--the necessity is his; he must have it--he will

have it--talk of necessity!

Wait a bit: is there no way of managing some better end to all this? no

mode of giving the right turn to that wheel of fortune, round which his

cares and calculations have been hovering so long? Is there no

conceivable method of possessing that vast hoard?

Bless me! how huge it must be! and Simon turned whiter at the thought:

only add up Mother Quarles's income for fifty-five years: she is

seventy-five at least, and came here a girl of twenty. Simon's hair

stood on end, and his heart went like a mill-clapper, as he mentally

figured out the sum.

Is there no possibility of contriving matters so that I may be the

architect of my own good luck, and no thanks at all to the old witch

there? Dear--what a glorious fancy--let me think a little. Cannot I get

at the huge hoard some how?

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