CHAPTER XXII

There are families, as there are nations, that are like those ships

that, launched under a lucky star, sail their appointed courses ever

serenely and eventlessly, and though they may indeed look on tempests,

yet are never shaken by them. But of such was not, it must regretfully

be said, the family of Talbot-Lowry. It can only be supposed that the

gods had preordained its destruction, for on no other assumption can

the dementia of its chief representative be comprehended. It would be

out of place, even, if not impertinent, absurd, to discuss here the

Act of Parliament that in the year nineteen hundred and three, made

provision to change the ownership of Irish land, and to transfer its

possession from the landlords to the tenants. It is sufficient to say

that those of both classes who were endowed with the valuable quality

of knowing on which side of a piece of bread the butter had been

applied, lost as little time as was possible in availing themselves of

the facilities that the Act offered them. The ceremony of Hari Kiri,

even if entered upon with the belief that it will lead to another and

a better world, is not an agreeable one, but it was obvious to most

Irish landlords that, with bad or good grace, sooner or later, that

grim rite had to be faced, and that the hindmost in the transaction

need expect only the fate proverbially promised to such. It is,

possibly, superfluous to say that of the company of the hindmost was

our poor friend, well-meaning and stupid Dick Talbot-Lowry, and also

that his fate, as such, was sedulously pointed out to him by those

friends of his own class, who, like the fabled fox, having lost their

brushes, were eager in explanation of the superiority of their

position.

"I don't own a stick outside my own demesne wall!" says Colonel St.

George. "Of all the hundreds of acres of mountain that my father had,

there isn't as much as one patch of bog left that I could cut a sod of

turf in!"

This whisk of a vanished brush was a gesture well calculated to enrage

Major Dick. It was senseless of St. George to boast of his

limitations, and yet no one better than Dick knew what must be the

feeling of emancipation that prompted the boast.

Autocracy dies hard, and it is probable that long after Leagues of

Nations have decreed the abolition of all Rulers, the Autocrat of the

Breakfast Table will still, in the most inveterate Republics, issue,

unquestioned, his unalterable edicts, with his coat-tails monopolising

the dining-room fire, and the family income concentrated in his cheque

book. Dick Talbot-Lowry's pigheadedness was at the root of the

downsliding of Mount Music. Having faced, undaunted, deputations of

his tenants; deputations of public bodies; ("Damned interfering

blackguards, who ought to be taught to mind their own business!"),

having made light of advice from his friends, and of anonymous

threatening letters from, presumably, his enemies, he still held fast,

and refused to sell the property that had come to him from the men

whose portraits had looked down on him from the old walls of Mount

Music, all the days of his life. It was, perhaps, the solitary strand

of romance in his nature, the feudal feeling that the Mount Music

tenants were his, as they had been his ancestors', to have and to

hold, to rule, to arbitrate for, and to stand by, as a fond and

despotic husband rules and stands by an obedient wife, loving her and

bullying her (but both entirely for her good). He had, moreover, the

desire to disparage and to disprove new ideas, that is a sign of a

mind incapable of originality, and anxious to assert itself

negatively, since it must otherwise remain silent.

"But Dick," his friends would say, "there isn't a property this side

of the county that isn't sold, except your own!"

"What's that to me?" says Dick, as stubborn and stupid a King Canute

as ever sat with the tide nearing the tops of his hunting-boots; "I

don't care a damn what anybody else does! And what's more," he would

add, gloomily, "_I_ can't afford to sell at seventeen years'

purchase. Anyhow, what's mine's my own! I'll be shot if I'll be

bullied!"

"I wouldn't be at all surprised if you were!" the friends would reply

darkly.

To sell at seventeen years' purchase, was what Mr. St. Lawrence

Coppinger had done, following the advice of his agent and solicitor,

Mr. Bartholomew Mangan, and his cousin, and late guardian, Major

Talbot-Lowry, had found it hard to forgive him. The business had been

arranged while Larry was in Paris, and the expostulations that might

have prevailed if delivered _viva voce_, failed of their effect

when presented on foreign paper, in Cousin Dick's illegible scrawl. It

was all very fine for Larry, ran the illegible scrawl, to talk of

selling at such a price, but he ought to see what a hole his doing so

put his neighbours in! Larry hadn't a squad of incumbrances, and

charges, and mortgages, hung round his neck like leeches (and no fault

of the Major's). He had had to find money in a hurry to pay off one of

these cursed things only the other day, and if he hadn't had the luck

to mention it to a friend, who was kind enough to come to the rescue

(of course on good security) the Major would have been in a hat, or a

hole, Larry couldn't quite read which.

These grievances, and much more, illegibly scrawled on foreign paper,

with a quill pen. Larry, swallowed up in the absorbing, isolating life

of a Paris studio, would put the letters half-read, in his pocket, and

would immediately forget all about them. After all, he couldn't

interfere with Barty; he was the man at the helm, and mustn't be

talked to. Also it was idiotic to keep a dog and bark yourself.

Proverbial philosophy is a recognised sedative; Larry gave himself a

dose or two, and straightway forgot Cousin Dick, forgot Ireland,

forgot even that gratifying nomination of himself as Nationalist

candidate for the Division, and plunged back into the burning

atmosphere of art, wherein models and professors, cliques and cabals,

glow, and seethe, and exist intensely, and with as little reference to

the affairs of the outside world, as if they were the sole occupants

of a distant and much over-heated star.

There are many people who have been endowed with one master-passion,

that "like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest," but Larry's

ingenuous breast harboured a nest of such serpents. During his three

years at Oxford, he had stormed from one enthusiasm to another; he had

rowed, and boxed, and spouted politics, and, beginning with music, had

stormed on through poetry and the drama, to painting.

Having taken a moderate degree, he had rushed in pursuit of this

latest charmer to Paris, and the waters of the Quartier Latin then

closed over him. Occasionally a bubble would rise from those clouded

deeps, and a letter to Aunt Freddy, or to Barty Mangan, would briefly

announce his continued existence. Sometimes he wrote to Christian, and

would expand a little more to her; telling her of how one Professor

had remarked of his work that it was now _presque pas mal_, and

that this dizzying encomium had encouraged him to begin a _Salon_

(its subject described at length, with elucidatory sketches); further,

that he had taken a very jolly _atelier_, and "dear old Chose"

was "on the Jury," and would try and get him accepted, with much more

to the same effect, music, politics, horses and hounds, forgotten as

though they had never been.

Christian received these effusions with a characteristic mixture of

respect for the artistic effort that they described, and of amused,

almost pitying comprehension of the enthusiasm that they revealed. It

was three years since Larry had left Oxford and gone to France, and

during those years Christian had learned more of life than Larry had

acquired, or would ever acquire, in spite of the three years' start of

her with which he had begun the world.

Judith had been induced to close her brilliant career as a buccaneer,

by a perfectly, even--from the buccaneering point of view--depressingly

satisfactory marriage with Mr. William Kirby, and her departure had

forced her younger sister into the front rank of domestic combatants.

At Mount Music, where once the milk and honey had flowed with

effortless abundance, each year brought increasing stress. The rents

grew less, the expenses greater, that large and omnivorous item, known

as "keeping up the place," was as exacting as ever, the minor problems

of household existence more acute. There had been a time when the

Mount Music tenants had vied with one another in the provision of sons

and daughters for service in the Big House, when bonfires had blazed

for the return of "the young gentlemen," and offerings of eggs had

greeted "the young ladies." Now the propitiatory turkey that heralded

a request, the goose that signalised a success, gained with the help

of the hereditary helpers, had all ceased. Alien influences had

poisoned the wells of friendship. Such rents as were paid were

extracted by the hard hand of the law, and the tenants held

indignation meetings against the landlord who refused to resign to

them what they believed to be theirs, and he was equally convinced was

his. Major Dick still shot and fished, as was his right, over the

lands and waters that were still in his name, but the tenants, whose

fathers had loved him, had renounced the old allegiance. The

partridges were run down by the greyhounds that had killed off the

hares; the salmon were poached; worst of all, Derrylugga Gorse, the

covert that Dick had planted twenty-five years ago, on Carmody's farm,

in the middle of the best of the Broadwater Vale country, was burned

down, and a vixen and her cubs had perished with it.

Dick gave up the hounds at the end of the season.

"I've done my best to show sport for five and twenty years," he said,

"and I'm not going to spoil it now!"

It is impossible to deny that for Dick's wife this sacrifice had its

consolatory aspects. It was a long time now since there had been quite

enough money for anything at Mount Music. Those far-sighted guardian

angels who had compelled the investment of Lady Isabel's dowry in

gilt-edged securities, had placed the care of these in the hands of

hide-bound English trustees (the definition is Major Dick's) and the

amiable reader need therefore have no anxieties that starvation

threatened this well-meaning family, but, as Lady Isabel frequently

said, "what with the Boys, and Judith's trousseau, and the Wedding,

and One-Thing-and-Another" (which last is always a big item in the

domestic budget) the more common needs of every day had to submit to

very drastic condensation, and it was indisputable that the

Talbot-Lowry family-coach was running on the down-grade.

The law of averages is a stringent one, and it may be assumed with

reasonable certainty, that when one ancient and respectable

family-coach runs down hill, another vehicle, probably of more modern

equipment, will go up. In the case under consideration, the operations

of this principle were less obscure than is sometimes the way with

them. As Mount Music descended, so did No. 6, The Mall, Cluhir, rise,

and Dr. Mangan's growing prosperity compensated Fate for the decline

in Major Talbot-Lowry's affairs, with a precision that, to a person

interested in the statistics of averages, might have seemed beautiful.

The Big Doctor was now the leading man in Cluhir, leader in its

councils and its politics. On his professional side, his advice and

ministrations were in demand even beyond the range of his motor car,

and the measure of his greatness may be best estimated when it is

mentioned that his motor had been the first to startle the streets of

his native town.

Major Talbot-Lowry was of the Old Guard, who, in those now far away

times, swore never to surrender to what he held to be so thoroughly

unsportsmanlike an innovation as a motor car, and the Doctor was

accustomed to offer facetious apologies when he and his car drew up at

the Mount Music hall door. This had become a fairly frequent

occurrence. Dick was not the man he had been. When his hounds went,

old age came, and it came like an illness, bewilderingly,

unexpectedly. Dick's long, straight legs began to give at the knees,

and his square shoulders learned the hollow curve of the back of his

armchair, and submitted to it. His long sight, that had outlived the

infliction of spectacles for reading, was failing him; he had twice

tally-ho'd away a yellow cur-dog, at less than a field's distance.

"No, Mangan, I'll be damned if I go out to make a fool of myself and

the hounds!" he said, when reproached by the Doctor for staying at

home. "The sooner I'm put down like an old hound, the better!"

Dr. Mangan had been equal to the occasion, and had assured Dick that

Bill Kirby was "lost altogether" for want of his counsels, and that

the whole field were saying the Major was the only man to show sport,

and that he knew the way a fox'd run, as well as if he was inside him!

"In company with another old gander, I suppose!" says poor Dick, with

tears in his eyes, being both moved and cheered by his own jest.

The Doctor's presence was partly a reassurance and partly a menace, to

Major Dick. There had been, from time to time, further opportunities

for the investment of the Doctor's "spare ha'pence" in "something

solid and safe, like land." Aunt Bessie Cantwell's money, for

instance, had, on her demise, all come Dr. Mangan's way. There was no

need for the Major to think there was any obligation, he might call it

a mutual advantage, if he liked, anyhow, why shouldn't the money go

where it was wanted? The security was all right.

"Oh yes," says Dick, "that's right enough, and whenever I can come to

terms with the tenants--"

"No hurry!" the Big Doctor would answer; "five per cent. is good

enough for me!"

The Doctor, alone of all Dick's friends, sympathised with Major

Talbot-Lowry in the matter of the tenants, and he condemned the

conduct of his own son, Barty, as heartily as did Dick that of his

nephew, in their dealings with the Coppinger estate.

"'Tis impossible to hold these young fellows," he said, severely,

while he and Dick strolled slowly round the weedy flower garden of

Mount Music, one sunny August afternoon, four years after Larry's

coming of age; "You may be sure that I pointed out to Barty that he

and Larry were playing the deuce with you over the sale, but what

could I do? After all, Barty had to obey the orders he got from his

boss!"

"I know, I know," responded Dick. "My dear fellow, I don't blame

_you_, my own cousin's a different pair of shoes! Richard may

fight it out with the tenants when I'm gone. He'll have to marry

money. Why, my God! If I sold at these fellows' price, the property

would hardly clear itself! At least," Dick cleared his throat and

picked himself up with a guilty jerk, as does a horse who stumbles

from carelessness, "at least, it would cover the charges, and--and the

mortgages of course--but not much more--"

Dr. Mangan looked straight in front of him, as became a mortgagee of

delicate feeling, and said with some elaborateness, "No man need be

anxious about money whose security is Irish land, nowadays. 'Tis daily

appressiating in value."

"To every man except the owner!"

Dick struck hard with his ash-plant at a tall weed as he spoke, and

decapitated it with the grace and dexterity of the old cavalryman. He

put force enough into the cut to have felled a tougher foe.

"This place is turned into a wilderness--" he went on and then,

staggering, caught at the Doctor's thick arm.

In an instant the Big Doctor had his other arm round Dick's shoulders,

and held him firm.

"Stand still, Major, it's nothing! You'll be all right in a minute!"

he said, meeting Dick's frightened eyes with reassuring steadiness.

"The sun's very hot. It's only a touch of giddiness--"

He stood, a great rock of support, uttering leisurely words of

consolation, while he quietly slipped one hand down the Major's arm,

until his broad, perceptive finger-tips could feel the faint pulse

jerking under their pressure.

Dick's colour crept back, and the veins, that had shown blue on the

sudden yellow of his cheek, began to lose their vividness.

"That's more like it!" said the Doctor, tranquilly. "Do you sit quite

here for a minute, now, and I'll go get you a drop of something from

our friend, Mr. Evans, that'll do you no harm!"

He established his patient on a garden seat, and left him, moving

slowly until he knew he was no longer in sight; then he swung into the

house, with swift strides that would have compelled a smaller man to

run, if he were to keep level with him.

"Poor old lad!" he thought, compassionately; yet, blended with the

compassion, was the half-unconscious triumph of strong middle-age at

sight of the failure of a senior. "That's the first knock. He'll want

to mind himself from this out--the next one might hit him harder."

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