CHAPTER III.

_London_, 5_th_ _June_.

AT length, dearest Gedike, I am again settled, as I have now got my trunk

and all my things from the ship, which arrived only yesterday. Not

wishing to have it taken to the Custom House, which occasions a great

deal of trouble, I was obliged to give a douceur to the officers, and

those who came on board the ship to search it. Having pacified, as I

thought, one of them with a couple of shillings, another came forward and

protested against the delivery of the trunk upon trust till I had given

him as much. To him succeeded a third, so that it cost me six shillings,

which I willingly paid, because it would have cost me still more at the

Custom House.

By the side of the Thames were several porters, one of whom took my huge

heavy trunk on his shoulders with astonishing ease, and carried it till I

met a hackney coach. This I hired for two shillings, immediately put the

trunk into it, accompanying it myself without paying anything extra for

my own seat. This is a great advantage in the English hackney coaches,

that you are allowed to take with you whatever you please, for you thus

save at least one half of what you must pay to a porter, and besides go

with it yourself, and are better accommodated. The observations and the

expressions of the common people here have often struck me as peculiar.

They are generally laconic, but always much in earnest and significant.

When I came home, my landlady kindly recommended it to the coachman not

to ask more than was just, as I was a foreigner; to which he answered,

“Nay, if he were not a foreigner I should not overcharge him.”

My letters of recommendation to a merchant here, which I could not bring

with me on account of my hasty departure from Hamburgh, are also arrived.

These have saved me a great deal of trouble in the changing of my money.

I can now take my German money back to Germany, and when I return thither

myself, refund to the correspondent of the merchant here the sum which he

here pays me in English money. I should otherwise have been obliged to

sell my Prussian Fredericks-d’or for what they weighed; for some few

Dutch dollars which I was obliged to part with before I got this credit

they only gave me eight shillings.

A foreigner has here nothing to fear from being pressed as a sailor,

unless, indeed, he should be found at any suspicious place. A singular

invention for this purpose of pressing is a ship, which is placed on land

not far from the Tower, on Tower Hill, furnished with masts and all the

appurtenances of a ship. The persons attending this ship promise simple

country people, who happen to be standing and staring at it, to show it

to them for a trifle, and as soon as they are in, they are secured as in

a trap, and according to circumstances made sailors of or let go again.

The footway, paved with large stones on both sides of the street, appears

to a foreigner exceedingly convenient and pleasant, as one may there walk

in perfect safety, in no more danger from the prodigious crowd of carts

and coaches, than if one was in one’s own room, for no wheel dares come a

finger’s breadth upon the curb stone. However, politeness requires you

to let a lady, or any one to whom you wish to show respect, pass, not, as

we do, always to the right, but on the side next the houses or the wall,

whether that happens to be on the right or on the left, being deemed the

safest and most convenient. You seldom see a person of any understanding

or common sense walk in the middle of the streets in London, excepting

when they cross over, which at Charing Cross and other places, where

several streets meet, is sometimes really dangerous.

It has a strange appearance—especially in the Strand, where there is a

constant succession of shop after shop, and where, not unfrequently,

people of different trades inhabit the same house—to see their doors or

the tops of their windows, or boards expressly for the purpose, all

written over from top to bottom with large painted letters. Every

person, of every trade or occupation, who owns ever so small a portion of

a house, makes a parade with a sign at his door; and there is hardly a

cobbler whose name and profession may not be read in large golden

characters by every one that passes. It is here not at all uncommon to

see on doors in one continued succession, “Children educated here,”

“Shoes mended here,” “Foreign spirituous liquors sold here,” and

“Funerals furnished here;” of all these inscriptions. I am sorry to

observe that “Dealer in foreign spirituous liquors” is by far the most

frequent. And indeed it is allowed by the English themselves, that the

propensity of the common people to the drinking of brandy or gin is

carried to a great excess; and I own it struck me as a peculiar

phraseology, when, to tell you that a person is intoxicated or drunk, you

hear them say, as they generally do, that he is in liquor. In the late

riots, which even yet are hardly quite subsided, and which are still the

general topic of conversation, more people have been found dead near

empty brandy-casks in the streets, than were killed by the musket-balls

of regiments that were called in. As much as I have seen of London

within these two days, there are on the whole I think not very many fine

streets and very fine houses, but I met everywhere a far greater number

and handsomer people than one commonly meets in Berlin. It gives me much

real pleasure when I walk from Charing Cross up the Strand, past St.

Paul’s to the Royal Exchange, to meet in the thickest crowd persons from

the highest to the lowest ranks, almost all well-looking people, and

cleanly and neatly dressed. I rarely see even a fellow with a

wheel-barrow who has not a shirt on, and that, too, such a one as shows

it has been washed; nor even a beggar without both a shirt and shoes and

stockings. The English are certainly distinguished for cleanliness.

It has a very uncommon appearance in this tumult of people, where every

one, with hasty and eager step, seems to be pursuing either his business

or his pleasure, and everywhere making his way through the crowd, to

observe, as you often may, people pushing one against another, only

perhaps to see a funeral pass. The English coffins are made very

economically, according to the exact form of the body; they are flat, and

broad at top; tapering gradually from the middle, and drawing to a point

at the feet, not very unlike the case of a violin.

A few dirty-looking men, who bear the coffin, endeavour to make their way

through the crowd as well as they can; and some mourners follow. The

people seem to pay as little attention to such a procession, as if a

hay-cart were driving past. The funerals of people of distinction, and

of the great, are, however, differently regarded.

These funerals always appear to me the more indecent in a populous city,

from the total indifference of the beholders, and the perfect unconcern

with which they are beheld. The body of a fellow-creature is carried to

his long home as though it had been utterly unconnected with the rest of

mankind. And yet, in a small town or village, everyone knows everyone;

and no one can be so insignificant as not to be missed when he is taken

away.

That same influenza which I left at Berlin, I have had the hard fortune

again to find here; and many people die of it. It is as yet very cold

for the time of the year, and I am obliged every day to have a fire. I

must own that the heat or warmth given by sea-coal, burnt in the chimney,

appears to me softer and milder than that given by our stoves. The sight

of the fire has also a cheerful and pleasing effect. Only you must take

care not to look at it steadily, and for a continuance, for this is

probably the reason that there are so many young old men in England, who

walk and ride in the public streets with their spectacles on; thus

anticipating, in the bloom of youth, those conveniences and comforts

which were intended for old age.

I now constantly dine in my own lodgings; and I cannot but flatter myself

that my meals are regulated with frugality. My usual dish at supper is

some pickled salmon, which you eat in the liquor in which it is pickled,

along with some oil and vinegar; and he must be prejudiced or fastidious

who does not relish it as singularly well tasted and grateful food.

I would always advise those who wish to drink coffee in England, to

mention beforehand how many cups are to be made with half an ounce; or

else the people will probably bring them a prodigious quantity of brown

water; which (notwithstanding all my admonitions) I have not yet been

able wholly to avoid. The fine wheaten bread which I find here, besides

excellent butter and Cheshire-cheese, makes up for my scanty dinners.

For an English dinner, to such lodgers as I am, generally consists of a

piece of half-boiled, or half-roasted meat; and a few cabbage leaves

boiled in plain water; on which they pour a sauce made of flour and

butter. This, I assure you, is the usual method of dressing vegetables

in England.

The slices of bread and butter, which they give you with your tea, are as

thin as poppy leaves. But there is another kind of bread and butter

usually eaten with tea, which is toasted by the fire, and is incomparably

good. You take one slice after the other and hold it to the fire on a

fork till the butter is melted, so that it penetrates a number of slices

at once: this is called toast.

The custom of sleeping without a feather-bed for a covering particularly

pleased me. You here lie between two sheets: underneath the bottom sheet

is a fine blanket, which, without oppressing you, keeps you sufficiently

warm. My shoes are not cleaned in the house, but by a person in the

neighbourhood, whose trade it is; who fetches them every morning, and

brings them back cleaned; for which she receives weekly so much. When

the maid is displeased with me, I hear her sometimes at the door call me

“the German”; otherwise in the family I go by the name of “the

Gentleman.”

I have almost entirely laid aside riding in a coach, although it does not

cost near so much as it does at Berlin; as I can go and return any

distance not exceeding an English mile for a shilling, for which I should

there at least pay a florin. But, moderate as English fares are, still

you save a great deal, if you walk or go on foot, and know only how to

ask your way. From my lodging to the Royal Exchange is about as far as

from one end of Berlin to the other, and from the Tower and St.

Catharine’s, where the ships arrive in the Thames, as far again; and I

have already walked this distance twice, when I went to look after my

trunk before I got it out of the ship. As it was quite dark when I came

back the first evening, I was astonished at the admirable manner in which

the streets are lighted up; compared to which our streets in Berlin make

a most miserable show. The lamps are lighted whilst it is still

daylight, and are so near each other, that even on the most ordinary and

common nights, the city has the appearance of a festive illumination, for

which some German prince, who came to London for the first time, once,

they say, actually took it, and seriously believed it to have been

particularly ordered on account of his arrival.

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