A FEW OF THE THINGS I LIKE[40]

I may as well just tell you a few of the things I like, and then

whenever you want to give me a birthday present (my birthday comes once

every seven years on the fifth Tuesday in April) you will know what to

give me.

Well, I like _very_ much indeed, a little mustard with a bit of beef

spread thinly under it; and I like brown sugar--only it should have

some apple pudding mixed with it to keep it from being too sweet; but

perhaps what I like best of all is salt, with some soup poured over

it. The use of the soup is to hinder the salt from being too dry; and

it helps to melt it. Then there are three other things I like; for

instance, pins--only they should always have a cushion put round them

to keep them warm. And I like two or three handfuls of hair; only they

should always have a little girl’s head beneath them to grow on, or

else whenever you open the door they get blown all over the room and

then they get lost, you know.

[40] From a letter to Miss Jessie Sinclair, 1878.

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