I reply, “Balls--most balls go on in the morning.”

Anyhow, I have been invited to three evening parties in London this

year, in each of which “Morning Dress” was specified.

Again, doctors (not that I am a real one--only an amateur) must always

be in trim for an instant summons to a patient. And when you invite a

doctor to dinner (say), do you not always add “Morning Dress”? (I grant

you it is done by initials in _this_ case. And perhaps you will say you

don’t understand M.D. to stand for “Morning Dress”? Then take a few

lessons in elementary spelling.) Aye, and many and many a time have I

received invitations to evening parties wherein the actual colours of

the Morning Dress expected were stated!

For instance, “Red Scarf: Vest, Pink.” That is a _very_ common form,

though it is usually (I grant you) expressed by initials.

[37] From a letter to Miss Dora Abdy (1880).

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