CHAPTER FOUR

“Is this the hend?”

(“_Nicholas Nickleby._”)

Bathed in the radiance of the newly-risen Sun, the billows are surging

and bristling below the Cliff, along which the Poet is thoughtfully

wending his way. It may possibly surprise the reader that he should

not ere this have obtained an interview with his beloved Sukie: he may

ask the reason: he will ask in vain: to record with rigid accuracy the

progress of events is the sole duty of the historian: were he to go

beyond that, and attempt to dive into the hidden causes of things, the

why and the wherefore, he would be trespassing on the province of the

metaphysician.

Presently the Poet reached a small rising ground at the end of the

gravel walk, where he found a seat commanding a view of the sea, and

here he sunk down wearily.

For a while he gazed dreamily upon the expanse of ocean, then, struck

by a sudden thought, he opened a small pocket book, and proceeded to

correct and complete his last poem. Slowly to himself he muttered the

words “death--saith--breath,” impatiently tapping the ground with

his foot. “Ah, that’ll do,” he said at last, with an air of relief,

“breath”:

“His barque had perished in the storm,

Whirled by its fiery breath

On sunken rocks, his stalwart form

Was doomed to watery death.”

“That last line’s good,” he continued exaltingly, “and on Coleridge’s

principle of alliteration, too--W. D., W. D.--was doomed to watery

death.”

“Take care,” growled a deep voice in his ear, “what you say will be

used in evidence against you--now it’s no use trying that, we’ve got

you tight,” this last remark being caused by the struggles of the Poet,

naturally indignant at being unexpectedly collared by two men from

behind.

“He’s confessed to it, constable? you heard him?” said the first

speaker (who rejoiced in the euphonious title of Muggle, and whom it is

almost superfluous to introduce to the reader as the elder traveller of

Chapter One)! “it’s as much as his life is worth.”

“I say, stow that----” warmly responded the other; “seems to me the

gen’leman was a spouting potry.”

“What--what’s the matter?” here gasped our unfortunate hero, who had

recovered his breath; “you--Muggle--what do you mean by it?”

“Mean by it!” blustered his quondam friend, “what do _you_ mean by it,

if you comes to that? You’re an assassin, that’s what you are! Where’s

the waiter you had with you last night? answer me that!”

“The--the waiter?” slowly repeated the Poet, still stunned by the

suddenness of his capture, “why, he’s dr----”

“I knew it!” cried his friend, who was at him in a moment, and choked

up the unfinished word in his throat, “drowned, Constable! I told you

so--and who did it?” he continued, loosing his grip a moment to obtain

an answer.

The Poet’s answer, so far as it could be gathered, (for it came out in

a very fragmentary state, and as it were by crumbs, in intervals of

choking) was the following: “It was my--my--you’ll kill me--fault--I

say, fault--I--I--gave him--you--you’re suffoca--I say--I gave him----”

“a push I suppose,” concluded the other, who here “shut off” the

slender supply of breath he had hitherto allowed his victim “and he

fell in: no doubt. I heard some one had fallen off the Bridge last

night,” turning to the Constable; “no doubt this unfortunate waiter.

Now mark my words! from this moment I renounce this man as my friend:

don’t pity him, constable! don’t think of letting him go to spare _my_

feelings!”

Some convulsive sounds were heard at this moment from the Poet, which,

on attentive consideration, were found to be “the punch--was--was

too much--for him--quite--it--quite----” “Miserable man!” sternly

interposed Muggle; “can you jest about it? You gave him a punch, did

you? and what then?”

“It quite--quite--upset him,” continued the unhappy Schmitz, in a sort

of rambling soliloquy, which was here cut short by the impatience of

the Constable, and the party set forth on their return to the town.

But an unexpected character burst upon the scene and broke into

a speech far more remarkable for energetic delivery than for

grammatical accuracy: “I’ve only just ’erd of it--I were hasleep under

table--’avin’ taken more punch than I could stand--he’s as hinnocent as

I am--dead indeed! I’m more alive than you, a precious sight!”

This speech produced various effects on its hearers: the Constable

calmly released his man, the bewildered Muggle muttered “Impossible!

conspiracy--perjury--have it tried at assizes”: while the happy Poet

rushed into the arms of his deliverer crying in a broken voice: “No,

never from this hour to part. We’ll live and love so true!” a sentiment

which the waiter did not echo with the cordiality that might have been

expected.

Later in the day, Wilhelm and Sukie were sitting conversing with the

waiter and a few friends, when the penitent Muggle suddenly entered the

room, placed a folded paper on the knees of Schmitz, pronounced in a

hollow tone the affecting words “be happy!” vanished, and was seen no

more.

After perusing the paper, Wilhelm rose to his feet; in the excitement

of the moment he was roused into unconscious and extempore verse:

“My Sukie! He hath bought, yea, Muggle’s self,

Convinced at last of deeds unjust and foul,

The licence of a vacant public-house.

We are licensed here to sell to all,

Spirits, porter, snuff, and ale!”

So we leave him: his after happiness who dare to doubt? has he not

Sukie? and having her, he is content.

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