CHAPTER XXVIII.

SOME LITTLE ADVENTURES BY THE WAY.

_December 21, 1902._

[Sidenote: Conditions Unfavorable to Letter-writing Abroad.]

The margin of leisure left to a traveller in Europe for the writing of

letters is, after all, a very narrow one, as those of my readers who

have been abroad will readily remember. One generally moves from place

to place in such rapid succession that the feeling of being settled,

which is essential to the most satisfactory writing, is almost unknown.

Then, when one does stop for a few days in a historic city, each day

is so full of interest, and the golden opportunity to see its sights

seems so fleeting, that one hesitates to take any part of such time for

writing, to say nothing of the weariness and drowsiness of an evening

that follows a day of sightseeing.

Add to this the amount of time required of one who acts as general

director of the tour, and has to take account of all manner of business

details, and the number of questions to be answered when there are

three or four young people in the party who have read just enough

general history to make their minds bristle with interrogations at

every interesting place, and who have to be read to daily _en masse_

on the spot in order to improve the psychological moment of excited

curiosity; add also the physician's injunction to take abundance of

exercise in the open air, in order to the full recovery of health and

the laying up of strength for future work, and his earnest counsel not

to linger much at a writing desk or a study table--and it will be seen

that if the continuity of this series of letters suffers an occasional

break, it is but the natural result of the conditions of tourist life.

[Sidenote: An American Baby in Europe.]

It may interest some of my younger readers to know that the member

of our party who receives the most attention is a little blue-eyed

girl, just two years old to-day, who is the most extraordinary

traveller of her age that I ever saw or ever heard of, accepting all

the irregularities, inconveniences and discomforts of this migratory

mode of life with the serene indifference of a veteran. We naturally

supposed that, being so young, she would give us more or less trouble

on so long a journey, and this proved to be true on the cold and rough

sea voyage, but, from the day that we landed on this side of the ocean,

she has been a delight to our whole party, a maker of friends wherever

we have gone, and an immensely interesting object to the populace of

the cities through which we have passed. At Leyden, in Holland, as we

passed along the streets, we were followed all over town by an admiring

throng of Dutch children, just out of school, to whom our baby's bright

red coat and cap were no less interesting than their wooden shoes were

to us; and so we found out how the elephants and monkeys and musicians

and other people who make up the street parade of a circus may be

supposed to feel when they pass through a town followed by the motley

gang of school boys, ragamuffins, and general miscellanies of humanity.

[Sidenote: Something New in Venice.]

At Wiesbaden, in Germany, we bought one of those odd little German

baby carts with two wheels and two handles, like plow handles, between

which the person who pushes it walks, the baby really riding backwards,

instead of forwards, as in our American baby carriages. You will see

from this description that German baby carriages are like the German

language--all turned the wrong way, though it must be said for this

arrangement that the baby is not so likely to be lonesome as when

riding face forward, since she always has some one to look at. Well,

at Venice, which is almost a dead town now, so far as business is

concerned, and which has perhaps as large a leisure class--that is,

street loafers--as any city of equal size on this terraqueous planet,

a lady of our party essayed to take the baby out for an airing in her

German cart. It would appear that it was the first time since the

foundation of that pile-driven city in the sea that a pair of wheels

was ever seen on her streets. At any rate, from the moment that the

lady and the baby and the cart emerged from the hotel door they were

attended by an ever-increasing throng of unwashed Venetians, whose

interest could not have been keener had Santos Dumont's air-ship or a

Japanese jinriksha suddenly appeared in their gondola-ridden town, and

who commented in shrill Italian on this wheeled apparition. The lady is

not easily beaten when she decides to do anything, but, after standing

that for half a block or so, she made a hasty retreat to the hotel, and

wheels disappeared, probably forever, from the streets of Venice.

[Sidenote: Gondolas and Gondoliers.]

Although Venice, with its population of one hundred and sixty-three

thousand, is seven miles in circumference, and is divided by one

hundred and forty-six canals into one hundred and seventeen islands,

yet these are so joined together by means of four hundred bridges that

it is possible to walk all over the city. But the bridges are built in

steps, and cannot be used by wheeled vehicles. There are no horses or

carriages of any kind. The funereal-looking gondola, always painted

black, is the only conveyance upon these streets of water, and does

duty for cab, omnibus, wagon, cart, wheelbarrow and hearse. It is used

for pleasure riding, shopping, church-going, theatre-going, visiting,

carrying prisoners to jail, carrying the dead to the cemetery--in

short, for everything.

In propelling this black but graceful and easy-going boat, the

gondolier does not sit. He stands, on a sort of deck platform towards

the stern, and to balance his weight there is affixed to the prow a

heavy piece of shining steel, which rears itself at the front almost

like a figure-head, only this is always of the same pattern, simply

a broad, upright blade of steel, notched deeply on the front edge.

The gondolier does not pull the oar, he pushes it--there is only one

oar--and he does not change it from side to side, as in paddling a

canoe, but makes all the strokes on one side, a thing that looks very

easy, but is in fact extremely difficult. The dexterity of these men

with their long single oar is wonderful. They glide in and out among

scores of gondolas on the crowded canals without collision or jerking,

and they turn a corner within an inch.

[Sidenote: Baggage Smashing in Europe.]

These remarks upon the skill of the gondoliers, and the ease and safety

of the gondolas, remind me, by contrast, of the destructive bungling

of a porter in Cologne, who undertook to cart a load of trunks and

handbags and shawl-straps down from our hotel to the Rhine steamer, and

who, in turning a corner on a down grade, made the turn too short, and

hurled the whole lot of our belongings into the muddy street with such

violence that many of them were defaced, some permanently damaged, and

one valise broken to pieces and utterly ruined.

That German baby carriage had an exciting adventure also on the night

of our arrival in Rome. As usual, it was made the apex of the pyramid

of trunks and grip-sacks which constitute our sign manual, so to

speak, on the top of every omnibus that takes us from the station to

the hotel; but in this instance it was carelessly left untied, so

that as we went steeply down one of the seven hills of Rome, the cart

tumbled from its high perch to the stone-paved street, snapping off one

of the handles, and suffering sundry other shattering experiences. A

few days after we had the pleasure of paying a fraudulent cabinetmaker

more for repairing it than it cost in the first instance. The Italian

workmen and shopkeepers uniformly charge you more than their work and

goods are worth. I think I have had more counterfeit money passed on me

in the short time I have been in Italy than I have had in all the rest

of my life before, and the very first swindle of this kind to which I

was subjected was in a church, when the sacristan gave me a counterfeit

two-franc piece in change as I paid the admission fees to see certain

paintings and sculptures behind the high altar.

However, I am wandering from my subject; I may conclude my eulogy

on the baby above mentioned by saying that, young as she is, she

sits through the seventy or eighty minutes of the customary tedious

European dinner almost as circumspectly as a graven image might, but

reminding us of one of Raphael's cherubs in her blue-eyed combination

of sweetness, archness and dignity.

Next time we will resume our account of matters of more general

interest.

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