LOVE ME, LOVE MY DOG

Young Van Bibber had been staying with some people at Southampton,

L.I., where, the fall before, his friend Travers made his reputation

as a cross-country rider. He did this, it may be remembered, by

shutting his eyes and holding on by the horse's mane and letting the

horse go as it pleased. His recklessness and courage are still spoken

of with awe; and the place where he cleared the water jump that every

one else avoided is pointed out as Travers's Leap to visiting

horsemen, who look at it gloomily and shake their heads. Miss Arnett,

whose mother was giving the house-party, was an attractive young

woman, with an admiring retinue of youths who gave attention without

intention, and for none of whom Miss Arnett showed particular

preference. Her whole interest, indeed, was centred in a dog, a Scotch

collie called Duncan. She allowed this dog every liberty, and made a

decided nuisance of him for every one around her. He always went with

her when she walked, or trotted beside her horse when she rode. He

stretched himself before the fire in the dining-room, and startled

people at table by placing his cold nose against their hands or

putting his paws on their gowns. He was generally voted a most

annoying adjunct to the Arnett household; but no one dared hint so to

Miss Arnett, as she only loved those who loved the dog, or pretended

to do it. On the morning of the afternoon on which Van Bibber and his

bag arrived, the dog disappeared and could not be recovered. Van

Bibber found the household in a state of much excitement in

consequence, and his welcome was necessarily brief. The arriving guest

was not to be considered at all with the departed dog. The men told

Van Bibber, in confidence, that the general relief among the guests

was something ecstatic, but this was marred later by the gloom of Miss

Arnett and her inability to think of anything else but the finding of

the lost collie. Things became so feverish that for the sake of rest

and peace the house-party proposed to contribute to a joint purse for

the return of the dog, as even, nuisance as it was, it was not so bad

as having their visit spoiled by Miss Arnett's abandonment to grief

and crossness.

"I think," said the young woman, after luncheon, "that some of you men

might be civil enough to offer to look for him. I'm sure he can't have

gone far, or, if he has been stolen, the men who took him couldn't

have gone very far away either. Now which of you will volunteer? I'm

sure you'll do it to please me. Mr. Van Bibber, now: you say you're so

clever. We're all the time hearing of your adventures. Why don't you

show how full of expedients you are and rise to the occasion?" The

suggestion of scorn in this speech nettled Van Bibber.

"I'm sure I never posed as being clever," he said, "and finding a lost

dog with all Long Island to pick and choose from isn't a particularly

easy thing to pull off successfully, I should think."

"I didn't suppose you'd take a dare like that, Van Bibber," said one

of the men. "Why, it's just the sort of thing you do so well."

"Yes," said another, "I'll back you to find him if you try."

"Thanks," said Van Bibber, dryly. "There seems to be a disposition on

the part of the young men present to turn me into a dog-catcher. I

doubt whether this is altogether unselfish. I do not say that they

would rather remain indoors and teach the girls how to play billiards,

but I quite appreciate their reasons for not wishing to roam about in

the snow and whistle for a dog. However, to oblige the despondent

mistress of this valuable member of the household, I will risk

pneumonia, and I will, at the same time, in order to make the event

interesting to all concerned, back myself to bring that dog back by

eight o'clock. Now, then, if any of you unselfish youths have any

sporting blood, you will just name the sum."

They named one hundred dollars, and arranged that Van Bibber was to

have the dog back by eight o'clock, or just in time for dinner; for

Van Bibber said he wouldn't miss his dinner for all the dogs in the

two hemispheres, unless the dogs happened to be his own.

Van Bibber put on his great-coat and told the man to bring around the

dog-cart; then he filled his pockets with cigars and placed a flask of

brandy under the seat, and wrapped the robes around his knees.

"I feel just like a relief expedition to the North Pole. I think I

ought to have some lieutenants," he suggested.

"Well," cried one of the men, "suppose we make a pool and each chip in

fifty dollars, and the man who brings the dog back in time gets the

whole of it?"

"That bet of mine stands, doesn't it?" asked Van Bibber.

The men said it did, and went off to put on their riding things, and

four horses were saddled and brought around from the stable. Each of

the four explorers was furnished with a long rope to tie to Duncan's

collar, and with which he was to be led back if they found him. They

were cheered ironically by the maidens they had deserted on

compulsion, and were smiled upon severally by Miss Arnett. Then they

separated and took different roads. It was snowing gently, and was

very cold. Van Bibber drove aimlessly ahead, looking to the right and

left and scanning each back yard and side street. Every now and then

he hailed some passing farm wagon and asked the driver if he had seen

a stray collie dog, but the answer was invariably in the negative. He

soon left the village in the rear, and plunged out over the downs. The

wind was bitter cold, and swept from the water with a chill that cut

through his clothes.

"Oh, this is great," said Van Bibber to the patient horse in front of

him; "this _is_ sport, this is. The next time I come to this part of

the world I'll be dragged here with a rope. Nice, hospitable people

those Arnetts, aren't they? Ask you to make yourself at home chasing

dogs over an ice fjord. Don't know when I've enjoyed myself so much."

Every now and then he stood up and looked all over the hills and

valleys to see if he could not distinguish a black object running over

the white surface of the snow, but he saw nothing like a dog, not even

the track of one.

Twice he came across one of the other men, shivering and swearing from

his saddle, and with teeth chattering.

"Well," said one of them, shuddering, "you haven't found that dog yet,

I see."

"No," said Van Bibber. "Oh, no. I've given up looking for the dog. I'm

just driving around enjoying myself. The air's so invigorating, and I

like to feel the snow settling between my collar and the back of my

neck."

At four o'clock Van Bibber was about as nearly frozen as a man could

be after he had swallowed half a bottle of brandy. It was so cold that

the ice formed on his cigar when he took it from his lips, and his

feet and the dashboard seemed to have become stuck together.

"I think I'll give it up," he said, finally, as he turned the horse's

head towards Southampton. "I hate to lose three hundred and fifty

dollars as much as any man; but I love my fair young life, and I'm not

going to turn into an equestrian statue in ice for anybody's collie

dog."

He drove the cart to the stable and unharnessed the horse himself, as

all the grooms were out scouring the country, and then went upstairs

unobserved and locked himself in his room, for he did not care to have

the others know that he had given out so early in the chase. There was

a big open fire in his room, and he put on his warm things and

stretched out before it in a great easy-chair, and smoked and sipped

the brandy and chuckled with delight as he thought of the four other

men racing around in the snow.

"They may have more nerve than I," he soliloquized, "and I don't say

they have not; but they can have all the credit and rewards they want,

and I'll be satisfied to stay just where I am."

At seven he saw the four riders coming back dejectedly, and without

the dog. As they passed his room he heard one of the men ask if Van

Bibber had got back yet, and another say yes, he had, as he had left

the cart in the stable, but that one of the servants had said that he

had started out again on foot.

"He has, has he?" said the voice. "Well, he's got sporting blood, and

he'll need to keep it at fever heat if he expects to live. I'm frozen

so that I can't bend my fingers."

Van Bibber smiled, and moved comfortably in the big chair; he had

dozed a little, and was feeling very contented. At half-past seven he

began to dress, and at five minutes to eight he was ready for dinner

and stood looking out of the window at the moonlight on the white lawn

below. The snow had stopped falling, and everything lay quiet and

still as though it were cut in marble. And then suddenly, across the

lawn, came a black, bedraggled object on four legs, limping painfully,

and lifting its feet as though there were lead on them.

"Great heavens!" cried Van Bibber, "it's the dog!" He was out of the

room in a moment and down into the hall. He heard the murmur of voices

in the drawing-room, and the sympathetic tones of the women who were

pitying the men. Van Bibber pulled on his overshoes and a great-coat

that covered him from his ears to his ankles, and dashed out into the

snow. The dog had just enough spirit left to try and dodge him, and

with a leap to one side went off again across the lawn. It was, as Van

Bibber knew, but three minutes to eight o'clock, and have the dog he

must and would. The collie sprang first to one side and then to the

other, and snarled and snapped; but Van Bibber was keen with the

excitement of the chase, so he plunged forward recklessly and tackled

the dog around the body, and they both rolled over and over together.

Then Van Bibber scrambled to his feet and dashed up the steps and into

the drawing-room just as the people were in line for dinner, and while

the minute-hand stood at a minute to eight o'clock.

"How is this?" shouted Van Bibber, holding up one hand and clasping

the dog under his other arm.

Miss Arnett flew at the collie and embraced it, wet as it was, and

ruined her gown, and all the men glanced instinctively at the clock

and said:

"You've won, Van."

"But you must be frozen to death," said Miss Arnett, looking up at him

with gratitude in her eyes.

"Yes, yes," said Van Bibber, beginning to shiver. "I've had a terrible

long walk, and I had to carry him all the way. If you'll excuse me,

I'll go change my things."

He reappeared again in a suspiciously short time for one who had to

change outright, and the men admired his endurance and paid up the

bet.

"Where did you find him, Van?" one of them asked.

"Oh, yes," they all chorused. "Where was he?"

"That," said Mr. Van Bibber, "is a thing known to only two beings,

Duncan and myself. Duncan can't tell, and I won't. If I did, you'd say

I was trying to make myself out clever, and I never boast about the

things I do."

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