The Bad News Came After the Coffee

The last clatter of silverware and dishes ceased as the native

servants finished clearing the table. There was a remaining clatter of

cups and saucers; liqueur-glasses tinkled, and an occasional

cigarette-lighter clicked. At the head table, the voices seemed

louder.

"... don't like it a millisol's worth," Brigadier-General Barney

Mordkovitz, the Skilk military CO, was saying to the lady on his

right. "They're too confounded meek. Nowadays, nobody yells '_Znidd

suddabit!_' at you. Nobody sticks all four thumbs in his mouth and

waves his fingers. Nobody commits nuisance on the sidewalk in front of

you. They just stand and look at you like a farmer looking at a turkey

the week before Christmas, and that I don't like!"

"Oh, bosh!" Jules Keaveney, the Skilk Resident-Agent, at the head of

the table, exclaimed. "You soldiers are all alike--begging your

pardon, General von Schlichten," he nodded in the direction of the

guest of honor. "If they don't bow and scrape to you and get off the

sidewalk to let you pass, you say they're insolent and need a lesson.

If they do, you say they're plotting insurrection."

"What I said," Mordkovitz repeated, "was that I expect a certain

amount of disorder, and a certain minimum show of hostility toward us

from some of these geeks, to conform to what I know to be our

unpopularity with many of them. When I don't find it, I want to know

why."

"I'm inclined," von Schlichten came to his subordinate's support, "to

agree. This sudden absence of overt hostility is disquieting. Colonel

Cheng-Li," he called on the local Intelligence officer and

Constabulary chief. "This fellow Rakkeed was here, about a month ago.

Was there any noticeable disorder at that time? Anti-Terran

demonstrations, attacks on Company property or personnel, shooting at

aircars, that sort of thing?"

"No more than usual, general. In fact, it was when Rakkeed came here

that the condition General Mordkovitz was speaking of began to become

conspicuous. We did catch some of Rakkeed's disciples trying to get in

among the enlisted men of the Tenth N.U.N.I. and the Fifth Zirk

Cavalry and promote disaffection. That was reported at the time, sir."

"And acted upon, as far as the civil administration would permit," von

Schlichten replied. "And I might say that Lieutenant-Governor Blount

has reported from Keegark, where he is now, that the same unnatural

absence of hostility exists there."

"Well, of course, general," Keaveney said patronizingly. "King Orgzild

has things under pretty tight control at Keegark. He'd not allow a few

fanatics to do anything to prejudice these spaceport negotiations."

"I wonder if the idea back of that spaceport proposition isn't to get

us concentrated at Keegark, where Orgzild could wipe us all out in one

surprise blow," somebody down the table suggested.

"Oh, Orgzild wouldn't be crazy enough to try anything like that,"

Commander Dirk Prinsloo, of the _Aldebaran_, declared. "He'd get away

with it for just twelve months--the time it would take to get the

news to Terra and for a Federation Space Navy task-force to get here.

And then, there'd be little bits of radioactive geek floating around

this system as far out as the orbit of Beta Hydrae VII."

"That's quite true," von Schlichten agreed. "The point is, does

Orgzild know it? I doubt if he even believes there is a Terra."

"Then where in Space does he think we come from?" Keaveney demanded.

"I believe he thinks Niflheim is our home world," von Schlichten

replied. "Or, rather, the string of orbiters and artificial satellites

around Niflheim. Where he thinks Niflheim is, I wouldn't even try to

guess."

"Well, it takes six months for a ship to go between here and Nif,"

Prinsloo considered. "Because of the hyperdrive effects, the

experienced time of the voyage, inside the ship, is of the order of

three weeks. Taking that as the figure, he'd estimate the distance at

about a quarter-million miles, assuming the velocity as being the

speed of one of our contragravity-ships here on Uller. I'm assuming he

doesn't even know there is a hyperdrive."

"Yes. After he'd wiped us out, he might even consider the idea of an

invasion of Niflheim with captured contragravity ships," Hideyoshi

O'Leary chuckled. "That would be a big laugh--if any of us were alive,

then, to do any laughing."

"You don't really believe that, general?" Keaveney asked. His tone was

still derisive, but under the derision was uncertainty. After all, von

Schlichten had been on Uller for fifteen years, to his two.

"Any question of geek psychology is wide open as far as I'm concerned;

the longer I stay here, the less I understand it." Von Schlichten

finished his brandy and got out cigarette-case and lighter. "I have

an idea of the sort of garbled reports these spies of his who spend a

year on Niflheim as laborers bring back."

"You know the line Rakkeed's been taking, of course," Colonel Cheng-Li

put in. "He as much as says that Niflheim's our home, and that the

farms where we raise food here, and those evergreen plantings on Konk

Isthmus and between here and Grank are the beginning of an attempt to

drive all native life from this planet and make it over for

ourselves."

"And that savage didn't think an idea like that up for himself; he got

it from somebody like Orgzild," the black-bearded brigadier-general

added. "You know, the main base off Niflheim is practically

self-supporting, with hydroponic-gardens and animal-tissue culture

vats. And it's enough bigger than one of the _City_ ships to pass for

a little world. Yes, somebody like Orgzild, or King Firkked here,

could easily pick up the idea that that's our home planet."

"But King Kankad was talking about...." Paula Quinton began.

"We were speaking of geeks, not Kragans." Von Schlichten lit his

cigarette and held his lighter for hers. "You saw that big Beta Hydrae

orrery at Kankad's observatory. Well, there's quite a little story

about that. You know, it's generally realized by the natives here that

Uller is a globe. The North Zirks have ridden all the way around it,

on hipposaur-back, in the high latitudes, and the thalassic peoples at

the Equator have sailed all the five equatorial seas and portaged all

the isthmuses between. But, of course, Uller is the center of the

universe; the sun travels around it, on a rather complicated

double-spiral track. As a theory, it explains most of what they're

able to observe, and any minor effects that don't conform to it are

just ignored. They have a model, a most ingenious affair run by

clockwork, at the University of Konkrook, to show the apparent

movement and position of Beta Hydrae in the sky; it does so fairly

accurately.

"Well, some of our astronomers constructed this orrery, and exhibited

it to a gathering of the leading native scholars, who are also the

high-priests of the local religion. Sort of combined Academy of Arts

and Sciences and College of Cardinals. They almost were massacred. As

soon as the assembled pundits saw this thing and grasped its meaning,

they began geeking and skreeking and yorking and squawking and

brandishing knives--it was blasphemous, and sacrilegious, and

undermined the Faith, and invalidated the whole logic-system.

"I was brigadier-general, in command of Konkrook military district,

then--the post Them M'zangwe has now. When I got a riot-call from the

University, I hustled around with a company of Kragans, and we cleared

the hall with the bayonet and ran the reverend professors out onto the

campus, and after we got things in hand, the Kragans crowded around

the orrery, trying to set it up to show the existing position of the

planet relative to the primary and figure out the theory back of it.

They were very much interested; some of them must have sent word home

about it, because Kankad came in on the next ship, wanting to see it.

He was so much taken with it that Sid Harrington gave it to him. It's

one of his most cherished possessions, but the Konkrook pundits bite

all four thumbs and wave their fingers every time they think of it."

He warmed his coffee from a controlled-temperature pot. "You can't use

Kragan thinking on any subject as a criterion of what somebody like

Orgzild's opinions will be."

"I never could understand the admiration some of you military people

have for those cutthroats," Keaveney declared. "Oh, yes, I can. You

like them because they do your dirty work for you."

"He reads Stanley-Browne, too, I'll bet," Hideyoshi O'Leary said.

"Miss Quinton, how did you like your visit to Kankad's Town? Still

think the Kragans are cultural mongrels?"

"Why, they're wonderful! I never expected anything like it. They just

seem to have picked up everything they could from us, and then gone on

from there to develop a culture of their own with our techniques. For

instance, those big guns, the ones they call the Ridge Battery, that

they built for themselves. They aren't copies of Terran guns. They

don't look like our work, or give you the feel our work would. And

that telescope at the observatory," she continued. "Did they build

that, too?"

"Yes, all we furnished was a couple of textbooks on lens-grinding and

telescope-design, and a book on optics. You see, when we made that

deal with them, they realized that we weren't any better fighters than

they were; we just had better weapons. To have the same kind of

weapons, they'd have to learn to make them, and once they began

studying technology, they found that they had to study science.

Weapon-making was the entering-wedge; after that, they found that they

could use the same skills to make anything else they wanted. Give them

another century or so and they'll be one of the great races of the

galaxy."

"Yes, and it's a good thing they're our friends, too," Mordkovitz

added. "I'm only sorry there are so few of them, and so many of the

geeks."

"Yes, the Company ought to let us stockpile nuclear weapons here, just

to be on the safe side," another officer, farther down the table,

said.

"Well, I'm not exactly in favor of that," von Schlichten replied.

"It's the same principle as not allowing guards who have to go in

among the convicts to carry firearms. If somebody like Orgzild got

hold of a nuclear bomb, even a little old First-Century H-bomb, he

could use it for a model and construct a hundred like it, with all the

plutonium we've been handing out for power reactors. And there are too

few of us, and we're concentrated in too few places, to last long if

that happened. What this planet needs, though, is a visit by a

fifty-odd-ship task-force of the Space Navy, just to show the geeks

what we have back of us. After a show like that, there'd be a lot less

_znidd suddabit_ around here."

"General, I deplore that sort of talk," Keaveney said. "I hear too

much of this mailed-fist-and-rattling-saber stuff from some of the

junior officers here, without your giving countenance and

encouragement to it. We're here to earn dividends for the stockholders

of the Uller Company, and we can only do that by gaining the

friendship, respect and confidence of the natives...."

"Mr. Keaveney," Paula Quinton spoke up. "I doubt if even you would

seriously accuse the Extraterrestrials' Rights Association of favoring

what you call a mailed-fist-and-rattling-saber policy. We've done

everything in our power to help these people, and if anybody should

have their friendship, we should. Well, only five days ago, in

Konkrook, Mr. Mohammed Ferriera and I were attacked by a mob, our

native aircar driver was murdered, and if it hadn't been for General

von Schlichten and his soldiers, we'd have lost our own lives. Mr.

Ferriera is still hospitalized as a result of injuries he received. It

seems that General von Schlichten and his Kragans aren't trying to

get friendship and confidence; they're willing to settle for respect,

in the only way they can get it--by hitting harder and quicker than

the geeks can."

Somebody down the table--one of the military, of course--said, "Hear,

hear!" Von Schlichten came as close as a man wearing a monocle can to

winking at Paula. Good girl, he thought; she's started playing on the

Army team!

"Well, of course...." Keaveney began. Then he stopped, as a Terran

sergeant came up to the table and bent over Barney Mordkovitz'

shoulder, whispering urgently. The black-bearded brigadier rose

immediately, taking his belt from the back of his chair and putting it

on. Motioning the sergeant to accompany him, he spoke briefly to

Keaveney and then came around the table to where von Schlichten sat,

the Resident-Agent accompanying him.

"Message just came in from Konkrook, general," he said softly. "Sid

Harrington's dead."

It took von Schlichten all of a second to grasp what had been said.

"Good God! When? How?"

"Here's all we know, sir," the sergeant said, giving him a radioprint

slip. "Came in ten minutes ago."

It was an all-station priority telecast. Governor-General Harrington

had died suddenly, in his room, at 2210; there were no details. He

glanced at his watch; it was 2243. Konkrook and Skilk were in the same

time-zone; that was fast work. He handed the slip to Mordkovitz, who

gave it to Keaveney.

"You from the telecast station, sergeant?" he asked. "All right, let's

go."

"Wait a minute, general." Keaveney put out a hand to detain him as he

took his belt and put it on. "How about this?" He gestured nervously

with the radioprint slip.

"Get up and make an announcement, now," von Schlichten told him,

fastening the buckle and hitching his pistol and survival-kit into

place. "It'll be out all over the planet in half an hour. Never hold

news out unnecessarily." He stubbed out his cigarette. "Come on,

sergeant."

As he hurried from the banquet-room, he could hear Keaveney tapping on

his wine-glass.

"Everybody, please! Let me have your attention! There has just come in

a piece of the most tragic news...."

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