You Can Depend on It It's Wrong

Gongonk Island, with its blue-gray Company buildings, and the Terran

green of the farms, and the spaceport with its ring of mooring-pylons

empty since the _City of Pretoria_ had lifted out, two days before,

for Terra, was dropping away behind. Von Schlichten held his lighter

for Paula Quinton, then lit his own cigarette.

"I was rather horrified, Friday afternoon, at the way you and Colonel

O'Leary and Mr. Blount were blaspheming against Stanley-Browne," she

said. "His book is practically the sociographers' Koran for this

planet. But I've been checking up, since, and I find that everybody

who's been here any length of time seems to deride it, and it's full

of the most surprising misstatements. I'm either going to make myself

famous or get burned at the stake by the Extraterrestrial Sociographic

Society after I get back to Terra. In the last three months, I've been

really too busy with Ex-Rights work to do much research, but I'm

beginning to think there's a great deal in Stanley-Browne's book that

will have to be reconsidered."

"How'd you get into this, Miss Quinton?" he asked.

"You mean sociography, or Ex-Rights? Well, my father and my

grandfather were both extraterrestrial sociographers--anthropologists

whose subjects aren't anthropomorphic--and I majored in sociography

at the University of Montevideo. And I've always been in sympathy

with extraterrestrial races; one of my great-grandmothers was a

Freyan."

"The deuce; I'd never have guessed that, as small and dark as you

are."

"Well, another of my great-grandmothers was Japanese," she replied.

"The family name's French. I'm also part Spanish, part Russian, part

Italian, part English ... the usual modern Argentine mixture."

"I'm an Argentino, too. From La Rioja, over along the Sierra de

Velasco. My family lived there for the past five centuries. They came

to the Argentine in the Year Three, Atomic Era."

"On account of the Hitler bust-up?"

"Yes. I believe the first one, also a General von Schlichten, was what

was then known as a war-criminal."

"That makes us partners in crime, then," she laughed. "The Quintons

had to leave France about the same time; they were what was known as

collaborationists."

"That's probably why the Southern Hemisphere managed to stay out of

the Third and Fourth World Wars," he considered. "It was full of the

descendants of people who'd gotten the short end of the Second."

"Do you speak the Kragan language, general?" she asked. "I understand

it's entirely different from the other Equatorial Ulleran languages."

"Yes. That's what gives the Kragans an entirely different semantic

orientation. For instance, they have nothing like a subject-predicate

sentence structure. That's why, Stanley-Browne to the contrary

notwithstanding, they are entirely non-religious. Their language

hasn't instilled in them a predisposition to think of everything as

the result of an action performed by an agent. And they have no

definite parts of speech; any word can be used as any part of speech,

depending on context. Tense is applied to words used as nouns, not

words used as verbs; there are four tenses--spatial-temporal present,

things here-and-now; spatial present and temporal remote, things which

were here at some other time; spatial remote and temporal present,

things existing now somewhere else, and spatial-temporal remote,

things somewhere else some other time."

"Why, it's a wonder they haven't developed a Theory of Relativity!"

"They have. It resembles ours about the way the Wright Brothers'

airplane resembles this aircar, but I was explaining the

Keene-Gonzales-Dillingham Theory and the older Einstein Theory to King

Kankad once, and it was beautiful to watch how he picked it up. Half

the time, he was a jump ahead of me."

The aircar began losing altitude and speed as they came in over

Kraggork Swamp; the treetops below blended into a level plain of

yellow-green, pierced by glints of stagnant water underneath and

broken by an occasional low hillock, sometimes topped by a stockaded

village.

"Those are the swamp-savages' homes," he told her. "Most of what you

find in Stanley-Browne about them is fairly accurate. He spent a lot

of time among them. He never seems to have realized, though, that they

are living now as they have ever since the first appearance of

intelligent life on this planet."

"You mean, they're the real aboriginal people of Uller?"

"They and the Jeel cannibals, whom we are doing our best to

exterminate," he replied. "You see, at one time, the dominant type of

mobile land-life was the thing we call a shellosaur, a big thing,

running from five to fifteen tons, plated all over with silicate

shell, till it looked like a six-legged pine-cone. Some were

herbivores and some were carnivores. There are a few left, in remote

places--quite a few in the Southern Hemisphere, which we haven't

explored very much. They were a satisfied life-form. Outside of a

volcano or an earthquake or an avalanche, nothing could hurt a

shellosaur but a bigger shellosaur.

"Finally, of course, they grew beyond their sustenance-limit, but in

the meantime, some of them began specializing on mobility instead of

armor and began excreting waste-matter instead of turning it to shell.

Some of these new species got rid of their shell entirely. _Parahomo

sapiens Ulleris_ is descended from one of these.

"The shellosaurs were still a serious menace, though. The ancestors of

the present Ulleran, the proto-geeks, when they were at about the Java

Ape-Man stage of development, took two divergent courses to escape the

shellosaurs. Some of them took to the swamps, where the shellosaurs

would sink if they tried to follow. Those savages, down there, are

still living in the same manner; they never progressed. Others

encountered problems of survival which had to be overcome by

invention. They progressed to barbarism, like the people of the

fishing-villages, and some of them progressed to civilization, like

the Konkrookans and the Keegarkans.

"Then, there were others who took to the high rocks, where the

shellosaurs couldn't climb. The Jeels are the primitive, original

example of that. Most of the North Uller civilizations developed from

mountaineer-savages, and so did the Zirks and the other northern

plains nomads."

"Well, how about the Kragans?" Paula asked. "Which were they?"

Von Schlichten was scanning the horizon ahead. He pulled over a pair

of fifty-power binoculars on a swinging arm and put them where she

could use them.

"Right ahead, there; just a little to the left. See that brown-gray

spot on the landward edge of the swamp? That's King Kankad's Town.

It's been there for thousands of years, and it's always been Kankad's

Town. You might say, even the same Kankad. The Kragan kings have

always provided their own heirs, by self-fertilization. That's a

complicated process, involving simultaneous male and female

masturbation, but the offspring is an exact duplicate of the single

parent. The present Kankad speaks of his heir as 'Little Me,' which is

a fairly accurate way of putting it."

He knew what she was seeing through the glasses--a massive butte of

flint, jutting out into the swamp on the end of a sharp ridge, with a

city on top of it. All the buildings were multi-storied, some piling

upward from the top and some clinging to the sides. The high

watchtower at the front now carried a telecast-director, aimed at an

automatic relay-station on an unmanned orbiter two thousand miles

off-planet.

"They're either swamp-people who moved up onto that rock, or they're

mountaineers who came out that far along the ridge and stopped," she

said. "Which?"

"Nobody's ever tried to find out. Maybe if you stay on Uller long

enough, you can. That ought to be good for about eight to ten honorary

doctorates. And maybe a hundred sols a year in book royalties."

"Maybe I'll just do that, general.... What's that, on the little

island over there?" she asked, shifting the glasses. "A clump of

flat-roofed buildings. Under a red-and-yellow danger-flag."

"That's Dynamite Island; the Kragans have an explosives-plant there.

They make nitroglycerine, like all the thalassic peoples; they also

make TNT and catastrophite, and propellants. Learned that from us, of

course. They also manufacture most of their own firearms, some of them

pretty extreme--up to 25-mm for shoulder rifles. Don't ever fire one;

it'd break every bone in your body."

"Are they that much stronger than us?"

He shook his head. "Just denser, heavier. They're about equal to us in

weight-lifting. They can't run, or jump, as well as we can. We often

come out here for games with the Kragans, where the geeks can't watch

us. And that reminds me--you're right about that being a term of

derogation, because I don't believe I've ever knowingly spoken of a

Kragan as a geek, and in fact they've picked up the word from us and

apply it to all non-Kragans. But as I was saying, our baseball team

has to give theirs a handicap, but their football team can beat the

daylights out of ours. In a tug-of-war, we have to put two men on our

end for every one of theirs. But they don't even try to play tennis

with us."

"Don't the other natives make their own firearms?"

"No, and we're not going to teach them how. The thalassic peoples here

in the Equatorial Zone are fairly good empirical, teaspoon-measure,

chemists. Well, no, alchemists. They found out how to make

nitroglycerine, and use it for blasting and for bombs and mines, and

they screw little capsules of it on the ends of their arrows. Most of

their chemistry, such as it is, was learned in trying to prevent

organic materials, like wood, from petrifying. Up in the north, where

it gets cold, they learned a lot about metallurgy and ceramics, and

about forced-draft pneumatics, from having to keep fires going all

winter to thaw frozen food. They make air-rifles, to shoot metal

darts."

The aircar came in, circling slowly over the town on the big rock, and

let down on the roof of the castle-like building from which the

watchtower rose. There were a dozen or so individuals waiting for

them--the five Terrans, three men and two women, from the telecast

station, and the rest Kragans. One of these, dark-skinned but with

speckles no darker than light amber, armed only with a heavy dagger,

came over and clapped von Schlichten on the shoulder, grinning

opalescently.

"Greetings, Von!" he squawked in Kragan, then, seeing Paula, switched

over to the customary language of the Takkad Sea country. "It makes

happiness to see you. How long will you stay with us?"

"Till the _Aldebaran_ gets in from Konkrook, to pick up the rifles,"

von Schlichten replied, in Lingua Terra. He looked at his watch. "Two

hours and a half ... Kankad, this is Paula Quinton; Paula, King

Kankad."

He took out his geek-speaker and crammed it into his mouth. Before any

other race on Uller, that would have been the most shocking sort of

bad manners, without the token-concealment of the handkerchief. Kankad

took it as a matter of course. At some length, von Schlichten

explained the nature of Paula's sociographic work, her connection with

the Extraterrestrials' Rights Association, and her intention of going

to the Arctic mines. Kankad nodded.

"You were right," he said. "I wouldn't have understood all that in

your language. If I had read it, maybe, but not if I heard it." He put

his upper right hand on Paula's shoulder and uttered a clicking

approximation of her name. "I make you one of us," he told her. "You

must come back, after the work stops at the mines; if you want to

learn about my people, I'll show you what you want to see, and tell

you what you want to know. But why not stay here? Why bother about

those geeks at the mines; the Company treats them much better than

they deserve. Stay here with us; we will make you happy to be with

us."

Paula replied slowly: "I thank Kankad, but I must go. Those on Terra

who sent me here want me to learn for myself how the workers at the

mines are treated. But I will come back--in a hundred, a hundred and

fifty days."

Kankad's opal-jeweled grin widened. "Good! We'll be waiting for you."

He turned and introduced another Kragan, about his own age, who wore

the equipment and insignia of a Company native-major and was freshly

painted with the Company emblem. "This is Kormork. He and I have borne

young to each other. Kormork, you watch over Paula Quinton." He

managed, on the second try, to make it more or less recognizable.

"Bring her back safe. Or else find yourself a good place to hide."

Kankad introduced the rest of his people, and von Schlichten

introduced the Terrans from the telecast-station. Then Kankad looked

at the watch he was wearing on his lower left wrist.

"We will have plenty of time, before the ship comes, to show Paula the

town," he suggested. "Von, you know better than I do what she would

like to see."

He led the way past a pair of long 90-mm guns to a stone stairway. Von

Schlichten explained, as they went down, that the guns of King

Kankad's Town were the only artillery above 75-mm on Uller in

non-Terran hands. They climbed into an open machine-gun carrier and

strapped themselves to their seats, and for two hours King Kankad

showed her the sights of the town. They visited the school, where

young Kragans were being taught to read Lingua Terra and studied from

textbooks printed in Johannesburg and Sydney and Buenos Aires. Kankad

showed her the repair-shops, where two-score descendants of Kragan

riever-chieftains were working on contragravity equipment, under the

supervision of a Scottish-Afrikaner and his Malay-Portuguese wife; the

small-arms factory, where very respectable copies of Terran rifles and

pistols and auto-weapons were being turned out; the machine-shop; the

physics and chemistry labs; the hospital; the ammunition-loading

plant; the battery of 155-mm Long Toms, built in Kankad's own shops,

which covered the road up the sloping rock-spine behind the city; the

printing-shop and book-bindery; the observatory, with a big telescope

and an ingenious orrery of the Beta Hydrae system; the nuclear-power

plant, part of the original price for giving up brigandage.

Half an hour before the ship from Konkrook was due, they had arrived

at the airport, where a gang of Kragans were clearing a berth for the

_Aldebaran_. From somewhere, Kankad produced two cold bottles of Cape

Town beer for Paula and von Schlichten, and a bowl of some boiling-hot

black liquid for himself. Von Schlichten and Paula lit cigarettes;

between sips of his bubbling hell-brew, Kankad gnawed on the stalk of

some swamp-plant. Paula seemed as much surprised at Kankad's disregard

for the eating taboo as she had been at von Schlichten's open flouting

of the convention of concealment when he had put in his geek-speaker.

"This is the only place on Uller where this happens," von Schlichten

told her. "Here, or in the field when Terran and Kragan soldiers are

together. There aren't any taboos between us and the Kragans."

"No," Kankad said. "We cannot eat each others' food, and because our

bodies are different, we cannot be the fathers of each others' young.

But we have been battle-comrades, and worksharers, and we have learned

from each other, my people more from yours than yours from mine.

Before you came, my people were like children, shooting arrows at

little animals on the beach, and climbing among the rocks at

dare-me-and-I-do, and playing war with toy weapons. But we are growing

up, and it will not be long before we will stand beside you, as the

grown son stands beside his parent, and when that day comes, you will

not be ashamed of us."

It was easy to forget that Kankad had four arms and a rubbery,

quartz-speckled skin, and a face like a lizard.

"I have always wished that some of your people could come to Terra, to

study," von Schlichten said. "I was talking about it with Sid

Harrington, only a short while ago. He thinks it would be a good

thing, for your people and for mine."

"Yes. I want Little Me, when he's old enough to travel, to visit your

world," Kankad said. "And some of the other young ones. And when

Little Me is old enough to take over the rule of our people, I would

like to go to Terra, myself."

"Some day, I am going to return to Terra; I would like to have you

make the trip with me," von Schlichten said.

"That would be wonderful, Von!" Kankad exclaimed. "I want to see your

world, before I die. It must be a wonderful place. A world is what its

people make it, and your people must be able to make anything of your

world that you would want."

"We almost made a lifeless desert, like the poles of Uller, out of our

world, once," von Schlichten told him. "Four hundred and more years

ago, we fought great wars among ourselves, with weapons such as I hope

will never even be thought of on Uller. Our whole Northern Hemisphere,

where our greatest nations were, was devastated; much of it is

wasteland to this day. But we put an end to that folly in time; we

made one nation out of all our people, and swore never to commit such

crimes again, and then we built the ships that took us out to the

stars. But I want you to see our world, and some of the other worlds

that we have visited, I think you would like it."

"I know I would. And with you to tell me what the things I would see

meant...." Kankad was silent for a moment. Then he spoke again,

changing the subject abruptly.

"I hope Paula will pardon me, but isn't Paula the kind of Terran that

bears young?"

"That's right, Kankad. I never bore any, yet, but that's the kind of

Terran I am."

"I like Paula," Kankad said. "She has come all the way from Terra to

help us, and to learn about us. Of course, the Kragans don't need that

kind of help, and the geeks, who would stick a knife in her as soon as

she turned her back on them, don't deserve it. But she wants to learn

about us, just as I want to learn about Terra. Von, why don't you and

Paula have young?" he asked. "I think that would be fine. Then, Little

Paula-Von and Little Me could be friends, long after the three of us

are dead and gone."

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