Four-and-Twenty Geek Heads

Governor-General Sidney Harrington sat on the comfortably upholstered

bench on the dais of the Audience Hall, flanked by von Schlichten and

Eric Blount. He didn't look particularly regal, even on that high

seat--with his ruddy outdoorsman's face and his ragged gray mustache

and his old tweed coat spotted with pipe-ashes, he might have been any

of the dozen-odd country-gentleman neighbors of von Schlichten's

boyhood in the Argentine. But then, to a Terran, any of the kings of

Uller would have looked like a freak birth in a lizard-house at a zoo;

it was hard to guess what impression Harrington would make on an

Ulleran.

He took the false palate and tongue-clicker, officially designated as

an "enunciator, Ulleran" and, colloquially, as a geek-speaker, out of

his coat pocket and shoved it into his mouth. Von Schlichten and

Blount put in theirs, and Harrington pressed the floor-button with his

toe. After a brief interval, the wide doors at the other end of the

hall slid open, and the Konkrookan notables, attended by a dozen

Company native-officers and a guard of Kragan Rifles, entered. The

honor-guard advanced in two columns; between them marched an unclad

and heavily armed native carrying an ornate spear with a three-foot

blade upright in front of him with all four hands. It was the

Konkrookan Spear of State; it represented the proxy-presence of King

Jaikark. Behind it stalked Gurgurk, the Konkrookan equivalent of Prime

Minister or Grand Vizier; he wore a gold helmet and a thing like a

string-vest made of gold wire, and carried a long sword with a

two-hand grip, a pair of Terran automatics built for a hand with six

four-knuckled fingers, and a pair of matched daggers. He was

considerably past the Ulleran prime of life--seventy or eighty, to

judge from the worn appearance of his opal teeth, the color of his

skin, and the predominantly reddish tint of his quartz-speckles. An

immature Ulleran would be a very light gray, white under the arms, and

his quartz-specks would run from white to pale yellow. The retinue of

nobles behind Gurgurk ran through the whole spectrum, from a

princeling who was almost oyster-gray to old Ghroghrank, the Keegarkan

Ambassador, who was even blacker and more red-speckled than Gurgurk.

All of them carried about as much ironmongery as the Prime

Minister--the pistols were all Terran, and the swords and daggers were

mostly made either on Terra or at the Terran-operated steel-works on

Volund.

Four slaves brought up the rear carrying an ornately inlaid box on

poles. When the spear-bearer reached the exact middle of the hall, he

halted and grounded his regalia-weapon with a thump. Gurgurk came up

and halted a couple of paces behind and to the left of the spear, and

all the other nobles drew up in two curved lines some ten paces to the

rear, with considerable pushing and jostling and a _sotto voce_

argument, with overtones of weapon-fingering, about precedence. All,

that is, but Ghroghrank and another noble, who came up and planted

themselves beside Gurgurk. Von Schlichten regarded the assemblage

sourly through his monocle. Maybe Sid Harrington _did_ look regal,

after all.

The Governor-General rose slowly and descended from the dais,

advancing to within ten paces of the Spear, von Schlichten and Blount

accompanying him. Out of the corner of his eye, von Schlichten watched

a couple of Kragan mercenaries with fifty-shot machine-rifles move

unobtrusively to positions from whence they could, if necessary, spray

the visitors with bullets without endangering the Terrans.

"Welcome, Gurgurk," Harrington gibbered through his false palate. "The

Company is honored by this visit."

"I come in the name of my royal master, His Sublime and Ineffable

Majesty, Jaikark the Seventeenth, King of Konkrook and of all the

lands of the Konk Isthmus," Gurgurk squeaked and clicked. "I have the

honor to bring with me the Lord Ghroghrank, Ambassador of King Orgzild

of Keegark to the court of my royal master."

"And I," Ghroghrank said, after being suitably welcomed, "am honored

to be accompanied by Prince Gorkrink, special envoy from my master,

his Royal and Imperial Majesty King Orgzild, who is in your city to

receive the shipment of power-metal my royal master has been honored

to be permitted to purchase from the Company."

More protocol about welcoming Gorkrink. Then Gurgurk cleared his

throat with a series of barking sounds.

"My royal master, His Sublime and Ineffable Majesty, is prostrated

with grief," he stated solemnly. "Were his sorrow not so overwhelming,

he would have come in His Own Sacred Person to express the pain and

shame which he feels that people of the Company should be set upon

and endangered in the streets of the royal city."

If he weren't doped to the ears, von Schlichten substituted mentally.

There was a native drug which had, on its users, the combined effects

of hashish, heroin and yohimbine; Jaikark and all his court circle

were addicts. He probably hadn't even heard of the riot.

"The soldiers of His Sublime and Ineffable Majesty came most promptly

to the aid of the troops of the Company, did they not, General von

Schlichten?" Harrington asked.

"Within minutes, Your Excellency," von Schlichten replied gravely.

"Their promptness, valor, and efficiency were most exemplary."

Gurgurk spoke at length, expressing himself as delighted, on behalf of

his royal master, at hearing such high praise from so distinguished a

soldier. Eric Blount then contributed a short speech, beseeching the

gods that the deep and beautiful friendship existing between the

Chartered Uller Company and His Sublime etcetera would continue

unimpaired, and that His Sublime etcetera would enjoy long life and

peaceful reign, managing, by a trick of Konkrookan grammar, to imply

that the second would be conditional upon the first. The Keegarkan

Ambassador then spoke his piece, expressing on behalf of King Orgzild

the deepest regret that the people of the Company should be so

molested, and managing to hint that things like that simply didn't

happen at Keegark.

The Prince Gorkrink then spoke briefly, in sympathy for the great and

good friend of all Ulleran peoples, Mohammed Ferriera, who had been

injured, and hoping that he would soon enjoy full health again. He

also managed to convey King Orgzild's pleasure at having obtained the

plutonium. Von Schlichten noticed that a few of his more recent

quartz-specks were slightly greenish in tinge, a sure sign that he

had, not long ago, been exposed to the fluorine-tainted air which men

and geeks alike breathed on Niflheim. When a geek prince hired out as

a laborer for a year on Niflheim, he did so for only one purpose--to

learn Terran technologies.

Gurgurk then announced that so enormous a crime against the friends of

His Sublime etcetera had not been allowed to go unpunished, signaling

behind him with one of his lower hands for the box to be brought

forward. The slaves carried it to the front, set it down, and opened

it, taking from it a rug which they spread on the floor. On this, from

the box, they placed twenty-four newly severed opal-grinning heads, in

four neat rows. They had all been freshly scrubbed and polished, but

they still smelled like crushed cockroaches.

The three Terrans looked at them gravely. A double-dozen heads was

standard payment for an attack in which no Terran had been killed.

Ostensibly, they were the heads of the ringleaders: in practice, they

were usually lopped from the first two-dozen prisoners or over-age

slaves at hand, without regard for whether the victims had even heard

of the crime which they were expiating. If the Extraterrestrial's

Rights Association were really serious about the rights of these

geeks, they'd advocate booting out all these native princes and

turning the whole planet over to the Company. That had been the Terran

Federation's idea, from the beginning; why else give the Company's

chief representative the title of Governor-General?

There was another long speech from Gurgurk, with the nobles behind him

murmuring antiphonal agreement--standard procedure, for which there

was a standard pun, geek chorus--and a speech of response from Sid

Harrington. Standing stiffly through the whole rigamarole, von

Schlichten waited for it to end, as finally it did.

They walked back from the door, whence they had escorted the

delegation, and stood looking down at the saurian heads on the rug.

Harrington raised his voice and called to a Kragan sergeant whose

chevrons were painted on all four arms.

"Take this carrion out and stuff it in the incinerator," he ordered.

"If any of you think you can clean up this rug and this box, you're

welcome to them."

"Wait a moment," von Schlichten told the sergeant. Then he disgorged

and pouched his geek-speaker. "See that head, there?" he asked,

rolling it over with his toe. "I killed that geek, myself, with my

pistol, while Them and Hid were getting Ferriera into the car. Miss

Quinton killed that one with the bolo; see where she chopped him on

the back of the neck? The cut that took off the head was a little low,

and missed it. And Hid O'Leary stuck a knife in that one." He walked

around the rug, turning heads over with his foot. "This was cut-rate

head-payment; they just slashed off two-dozen heads at the scene of

the riot. I don't like this butchery of worn-out slaves and petty

thieves any better than anybody else, but this I don't like either.

Six months ago, Gurgurk wouldn't have tried to pull anything like

this. Now he's laughing up his non-existent sleeve at us."

"That's what I've been preaching, all along," Eric Blount took up

after him. "These geeks need having the fear of Terra thrown into

them."

"Oh, nonsense, Eric; you're just as bad as Carlos, here!" Harrington

tut-tutted. "Next, you'll be saying that we ought to depose Jaikark

and take control ourselves."

"Well, what's wrong with that, for an idea?" von Schlichten demanded.

"Don't you think we could? Our Kragans could go through that army of

Jaikark's like fast neutrons through toilet-paper."

"My God!" Harrington exploded. "Don't let me hear that kind of talk

again! We're not _conquistadores_; we're employees of a business

concern, here to make money honestly, by exchanging goods and services

with these people...."

He turned and walked away, out of the Audience Hall, leaving von

Schlichten and Blount to watch the removal of the geek-heads.

"You know, I went a little too far," von Schlichten confessed. "Or too

fast, rather. He's got to be conditioned to accept that idea."

"We can't go too slowly, either," Blount replied. "If we wait for him

to change his mind, it'll be the same as waiting for him to retire.

And that'll be waiting too long."

Von Schlichten nodded seriously. "Did you notice the green specks in

the hide of that Prince Gorkrink?" he asked. "He's just come back from

Niflheim. Not on the _Pretoria_, I don't think. Probably on the

_Canberra_, three months ago."

"And he's here to get that plutonium, and ship it to Keegark on the

_Oom Paul Kruger_," Blount considered. "I wonder just what he learned,

on Niflheim."

"I wonder just what's going on at Keegark," von Schlichten said.

"Orgzild's pulled down a regular First-Century-model iron curtain. You

know, four of our best native Intelligence operatives have been

murdered in Keegark in the last three months, and six more have just

vanished there."

"Well, I'm going there in a few days, myself, to talk to Orgzild about

this spaceport deal," Blount said. "I'll have a talk with Hendrik

Lemoyne and MacKinnon. And I'll see what I can find out for myself."

"Well, let's go have a drink," von Schlichten suggested, consulting

his watch. "About time for a cocktail."

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