I beg to contribute the inclosed, which I have heard from a former
incumbent of the parish of Sutton Long in Somersetshire.
"Sutton Long, Sutton Long, at every door a tump of dung.
Some two; some three; it's the dirtiest place that ever you see."
It was an ancient saying in the parish, and I believe the word _tump_ is
Somersetshire for heap.
A village in Essex, called Ugley, possesses the unfortunate saying:
"Ugly church, ugly steeple;
Ugly parson, ugly people."
The first line is literally true; to give an opinion on the second would
descend too much into personalities.