CHAPTER VII. THE WORTHY PHELLIONS

The house to which Theodose de la Peyrade now bent his steps had been

the “hoc erat in votis” of Monsieur Phellion for twenty years; it was

the house of the Phellions, just as much as Cerizet’s frogged coat was

the necessary complement of his personality.

This dwelling was stuck against the side of a large house, but only to

the depth of one room (about twenty feet or so), and terminated at each

end in a sort of pavilion with one window. Its chief charm was a garden,

one hundred and eighty feet square, longer than the facade of the house

by the width of a courtyard which opened on the street, and a little

clump of lindens. Beyond the second pavilion, the courtyard had, between

itself and the street, an iron railing, in the centre of which was a

little gate opening in the middle.

This building, of rouge stone covered with stucco, and two storeys in

height, had received a coat of yellow-wash; the blinds were painted

green, and so were the shutters on the lower storey. The kitchen

occupied the ground-floor of the pavilion on the courtyard, and the

cook, a stout, strong girl, protected by two enormous dogs, performed

the functions of portress. The facade, composed of five windows, and the

two pavilions, which projected nine feet, were in the style Phellion.

Above the door the master of the house had inserted a tablet of white

marble, on which, in letters of gold, were read the words, “Aurea

mediocritas.” Above the sun-dial, affixed to one panel of the facade,

he had also caused to be inscribed this sapient maxim: “Umbra mea vita,

sic!”

The former window-sills had recently been superceded by sills of red

Languedoc marble, found in a marble shop. At the bottom of the garden

could be seen a colored statue, intended to lead casual observers to

imagine that a nurse was carrying a child. The ground-floor of the house

contained only the salon and the dining-room, separated from each other

by the well of the staircase and the landing, which formed a sort of

antechamber. At the end of the salon, in the other pavilion, was a

little study occupied by Phellion.

On the first upper floor were the rooms of the father and mother and

that of the young professor. Above were the chambers of the children and

the servants; for Phellion, on consideration of his own age and that of

his wife, had set up a male domestic, aged fifteen, his son having by

that time entered upon his duties of tuition. To right, on entering

the courtyard, were little offices where wood was stored, and where

the former proprietor had lodged a porter. The Phellions were no doubt

awaiting the marriage of their son to allow themselves that additional

luxury.

This property, on which the Phellions had long had their eye, cost

them eighteen thousand francs in 1831. The house was separated from

the courtyard by a balustrade with a base of freestone and a coping of

tiles; this little wall, which was breast-high, was lined with a hedge

of Bengal roses, in the middle of which opened a wooden gate opposite

and leading to the large gates on the street. Those who know the

cul-de-sac of the Feuillantines, will understand that the Phellion

house, standing at right angles to the street, had a southern exposure,

and was protected on the north by the immense wall of the adjoining

house, against which the smaller structure was built. The cupola of the

Pantheon and that of the Val-de-Grace looked from there like two giants,

and so diminished the sky space that, walking in the garden, one felt

cramped and oppressed. No place could be more silent than this blind

street.

Such was the retreat of the great unknown citizen who was now tasting

the sweets of repose, after discharging his duty to the nation in the

ministry of finance, from which he had retired as registration clerk

after a service of thirty-six years. In 1832 he had led his battalion of

the National Guard to the attack on Saint-Merri, but his neighbors had

previously seen tears in his eyes at the thought of being obliged to

fire on misguided Frenchmen. The affair was already decided by the time

his legion crossed the pont Notre-Dame at a quick step, after debouching

by the flower-market. This noble hesitation won him the respect of his

whole quarter, but he lost the decoration of the Legion of honor; his

colonel told him in a loud voice that, under arms, there was no such

thing as deliberation,--a saying of Louis-Philippe to the National Guard

of Metz. Nevertheless, the bourgeois virtues of Phellion, and the great

respect in which he was held in his own quarter had kept him major of

the battalion for eight years. He was now nearly sixty, and seeing the

moment coming when he must lay off the sword and stock, he hoped that

the king would deign to reward his services by granting him at last the

Legion of honor.

Truth compels us to say, in spite of the stain this pettiness will put

upon so fine a character, that Commander Phellion rose upon the tips of

his toes at the receptions in the Tuileries, and did all that he could

to put himself forward, even eyeing the citizen-king perpetually when

he dined at his table. In short, he intrigued in a dumb sort of way; but

had never yet obtained a look in return from the king of his choice. The

worthy man had more than once thought, but was not yet decided, to beg

Monsieur Minard to assist him in obtaining his secret desire.

Phellion, a man of passive obedience, was stoical in the matter of duty,

and iron in all that touched his conscience. To complete this picture

by a sketch of his person, we must add that at fifty-nine years of age

Phellion had “thickened,” to use a term of the bourgeois vocabulary. His

face, of one monotonous tone and pitted with the small-pox, had grown

to resemble a full moon; so that his lips, formerly large, now seemed

of ordinary size. His eyes, much weakened, and protected by glasses, no

longer showed the innocence of their light-blue orbs, which in former

days had often excited a smile; his white hair now gave gravity to much

that twelve years earlier had looked like silliness, and lent itself

to ridicule. Time, which does such damage to faces with refined and

delicate features, only improves those which, in their youth, have been

course and massive. This was the case with Phellion. He occupied the

leisure of his old age in making an abridgment of the History of France;

for Phellion was the author of several works adopted by the University.

When la Peyrade presented himself, the family were all together. Madame

Barniol was just telling her mother about one of her babies, which was

slightly indisposed. They were dressed in their Sunday clothes, and were

sitting before the fireplace of the wainscoted salon on chairs bought

at a bargain; and they all felt an emotion when Genevieve, the cook and

portress, announced the personage of whom they were just then speaking

in connection with Celeste, whom, we must here state, Felix Phellion

loved, to the extent of going to mass to behold her. The learned

mathematician had made that effort in the morning, and the family were

joking him about it in a pleasant way, hoping in their hearts that

Celeste and her parents might understand the treasure that was thus

offered to them.

“Alas! the Thuilliers seem to me infatuated with a very dangerous man,”

said Madame Phellion. “He took Madame Colleville by the arm this morning

after church, and they went together to the Luxembourg.”

“There is something about that lawyer,” remarked Felix Phellion, “that

strikes me as sinister. He might be found to have committed some crime

and I shouldn’t be surprised.”

“That’s going too far,” said old Phellion. “He is cousin-germain to

Tartuffe, that immortal figure cast in bronze by our honest Moliere; for

Moliere, my children, had honesty and patriotism for the basis of his

genius.”

It was at that instant that Genevieve came in to say, “There’s a

Monsieur de la Peyrade out there, who wants to see monsieur.”

“To see me!” exclaimed Phellion. “Ask him to come in,” he added, with

that solemnity in little things which gave him even now a touch of

absurdity, though it always impressed his family, which accepted him as

king.

Phellion, his two sons, and his wife and daughter, rose and received the

circular bow made by the lawyer.

“To what do we owe the honor of your visit, monsieur?” asked Phellion,

stiffly.

“To your importance in this arrondissement, my dear Monsieur Phellion,

and to public interests,” replied Theodose.

“Then let us go into my study,” said Phellion.

“No, no, my friend,” said the rigid Madame Phellion, a small woman, flat

as a flounder, who retained upon her features the grim severity with

which she taught music in boarding-schools for young ladies; “we will

leave you.”

An upright Erard piano, placed between the two windows and opposite to

the fireplace, showed the constant occupation of a proficient.

“Am I so unfortunate as to put you to flight?” said Theodose, smiling in

a kindly way at the mother and daughter. “You have a delightful retreat

here,” he continued. “You only lack a pretty daughter-in-law to pass

the rest of your days in this ‘aurea mediocritas,’ the wish of the Latin

poet, surrounded by family joys. Your antecedents, my dear Monsieur

Phellion, ought surely to win you such rewards, for I am told that you

are not only a patriot but a good citizen.”

“Monsieur,” said Phellion, embarrassed, “monsieur, I have only done

my duty.” At the word “daughter-in-law,” uttered by Theodose, Madame

Barniol, who resembled her mother as much as one drop of water is like

another, looked at Madame Phellion and at Felix as if she would say,

“Were we mistaken?”

The desire to talk this incident over carried all four personages into

the garden, for, in March, 1840, the weather was spring-like, at least

in Paris.

“Commander,” said Theodose, as soon as he was alone with Phellion, who

was always flattered by that title, “I have come to speak to you about

the election--”

“Yes, true; we are about to nominate a municipal councillor,” said

Phellion, interrupting him.

“And it is apropos of that candidacy that I have come to disturb your

Sunday joys; but perhaps in so doing we shall not go beyond the limits

of the family circle.”

It would be impossible for Phellion to be more Phellion than Theodose

was Phellion at that moment.

“I shall not let you say another word,” replied the commander, profiting

by the pause made by Theodose, who watched for the effect of his speech.

“My choice is made.”

“We have had the same idea!” exclaimed Theodose; “men of the same

character agree as well as men of the same mind.”

“In this case I do not believe in that phenomenon,” replied Phellion.

“This arrondissement had for its representative in the municipal council

the most virtuous of men, as he was the noblest of magistrates. I allude

to the late Monsieur Popinot, the deceased judge of the Royal courts.

When the question of replacing him came up, his nephew, the heir to

his benevolence, did not reside in this quarter. He has since, however,

purchased, and now occupies, the house where his uncle lived in the

rue de la Montagne-Sainte-Genevieve; he is the physician of the Ecole

Polytechnique and that of our hospitals; he does honor to this quarter;

for these reasons, and to pay homage in the person of the nephew to the

memory of the uncle, we have decided to nominate Doctor Horace Bianchon,

member of the Academy of Sciences, as you are aware, and one of the most

distinguished young men in the illustrious faculty of Paris. A man is

not great in our eyes solely because he is celebrated; to my mind the

late Councillor Popinot was almost another Saint Vincent de Paul.”

“But a doctor is not an administrator,” replied Theodose; “and, besides,

I have come to ask your vote for a man to whom your dearest interests

require that you should sacrifice a predilection, which, after all, is

quite unimportant to the public welfare.”

“Monsieur!” cried Phellion, rising and striking an attitude like that of

Lafon in “Le Glorieux,” “Do you despise me sufficiently to suppose that

my personal interests could ever influence my political conscience? When

a matter concerns the public welfare, I am a citizen--nothing more, and

nothing less.”

Theodose smiled to himself at the thought of the battle which was now to

take place between the father and the citizen.

“Do not bind yourself to your present ideas, I entreat you,” he said,

“for this matter concerns the happiness of your dear Felix.”

“What do you mean by those words?” asked Phellion, stopping short in the

middle of the salon and posing, with his hand thrust through the bosom

of his waistcoat from right to left, in the well-known attitude of

Odilon Barrot.

“I have come in behalf of our mutual friend, the worthy and excellent

Monsieur Thuillier, whose influence on the destiny of that beautiful

Celeste Colleville must be well known to you. If, as I think, your son,

whose merits are incontestable, and of whom both families may well be

proud, if, I say, he is courting Celeste with a view to a marriage in

which all expediencies may be combined, you cannot do more to promote

that end than to obtain Thuillier’s eternal gratitude by proposing

your worthy friend to the suffrages of your fellow-citizens. As for

me, though I have lately come into the quarter, I can, thanks to the

influence I enjoy through certain legal benefits done to the poor,

materially advance his interests. I might, perhaps, have put myself

forward for this position; but serving the poor brings in but little

money; and, besides, the modesty of my life is out of keeping with such

distinctions. I have devoted myself, monsieur, to the service of the

weak, like the late Councillor Popinot,--a sublime man, as you justly

remarked. If I had not already chosen a career which is in some sort

monastic, and precludes all idea of marriage and public office, my

taste, my second vocation, would lead me to the service of God, to the

Church. I do not trumpet what I do, like the philanthropists; I do not

write about it; I simply act; I am pledged to Christian charity. The

ambition of our friend Thuillier becoming known to me, I have wished to

contribute to the happiness of two young people who seem to me made for

each other, by suggesting to you the means of winning the rather cold

heart of Monsieur Thuillier.”

Phellion was bewildered by this tirade, admirably delivered; he was

dazzled, attracted; but he remained Phellion; he walked up to the lawyer

and held out his hand, which la Peyrade took.

“Monsieur,” said the commander, with emotion, “I have misjudged you.

What you have done me the honor to confide to me will die _there_,”

laying his hand on his heart. “You are one of the men of whom we have

too few,--men who console us for many evils inherent in our social

state. Righteousness is seen so seldom that our too feeble natures

distrust appearances. You have in me a friend, if you will allow me the

honor of assuming that title. But you must learn to know me, monsieur.

I should lose my own esteem if I nominated Thuillier. No, my son shall

never own his happiness to an evil action on his father’s part. I shall

not change my candidate because my son’s interests demand it. That is

civic virtue, monsieur.”

La Peyrade pulled out his handkerchief and rubbed it in his eye so

that it drew a tear, as he said, holding out his hand to Phellion, and

turning aside his head:--

“Ah! monsieur, how sublime a struggle between public and private duty!

Had I come here only to see this sight, my visit would not have been

wasted. You cannot do otherwise! In your place, I should do the same.

You are that noblest thing that God has made--a righteous man! a

citizen of the Jean-Jacques type! With many such citizens, oh France!

my country! what mightest thou become! It is I, monsieur, who solicit,

humbly, the honor to be your friend.”

“What can be happening?” said Madame Phellion, watching the scene

through the window. “Do see your father and that horrid man embracing

each other.”

Phellion and la Peyrade now came out and joined the family in the

garden.

“My dear Felix,” said the old man, pointing to la Peyrade, who was

bowing to Madame Phellion, “be very grateful to that admirable young

man; he will prove most useful to you.”

The lawyer walked for about five minutes with Madame Barniol and Madame

Phellion beneath the leafless lindens, and gave them (in consequence

of the embarrassing circumstances created by Phellion’s political

obstinacy) a piece of advice, the effects of which were to bear fruit

that evening, while its first result was to make both ladies admire his

talents, his frankness, and his inappreciable good qualities. When the

lawyer departed the whole family conducted him to the street gate,

and all eyes followed him until he had turned the corner of the rue du

Faubourg-Saint-Jacques. Madame Phellion then took the arm of her husband

to return to the salon, saying:--

“Hey! my friend! what does this mean? You, such a good father, how can

you, from excessive delicacy, stand in the way of such a fine marriage

for our Felix?”

“My dear,” replied Phellion, “the great men of antiquity, Brutus

and others, were never fathers when called upon to be citizens. The

bourgeoisie has, even more than the aristocracy whose place it has been

called upon to take, the obligations of the highest virtues. Monsieur

de Saint-Hilaire did not think of his lost arm in presence of the dead

Turenne. We must give proof of our worthiness; let us give it at every

state of the social hierarchy. Shall I instruct my family in the highest

civic principles only to ignore them myself at the moment for applying

them? No, my dear; weep, if you must, to-day, but to-morrow you will

respect me,” he added, seeing tears in the eyes of his starched better

half.

These noble words were said on the sill of the door, above which was

written, “Aurea mediocritas.”

“I ought to have put, ‘et digna,’” added Phellion, pointing to the

tablet, “but those two words would imply self-praise.”

“Father,” said Marie-Theodore Phellion, the future engineer of “ponts

et chaussees,” when the family were once more seated in the salon,

“it seems to me that there is nothing dishonorable in changing one’s

determination about a choice which is of no real consequence to public

welfare.”

“No consequence, my son!” cried Phellion. “Between ourselves I will say,

and Felix shares my opinion, Monsieur Thuillier is absolutely without

capacity; he knows nothing. Monsieur Horace Bianchon is an able man; he

will obtain a thousand things for our arrondissement, and Thuillier will

obtain none! Remember this, my son; to change a good determination for

a bad one from motives of self-interest is one of those infamous actions

which escape the control of men but are punished by God. I am, or I

think I am, void of all blame before my conscience, and I owe it to you,

my children, to leave my memory unstained among you. Nothing, therefore,

can make me change my determination.”

“Oh, my good father!” cried the little Barniol woman, flinging herself

on a cushion at Phellion’s knees, “don’t ride your high horse! There are

many fools and idiots in the municipal council, and France gets along

all the same. That old Thuillier will adopt the opinions of those about

him. Do reflect that Celeste will probably have five hundred thousand

francs.”

“She might have millions,” said Phellion, “and I might see them there

at my feet before I would propose Thuillier, when I owe to the memory of

the best of men to nominate, if possible, Horace Bianchon, his nephew.

From the heaven above us Popinot is contemplating and applauding me!”

cried Phellion, with exaltation. “It is by such considerations as you

suggest that France is being lowered, and the bourgeoisie are bringing

themselves into contempt.”

“My father is right,” said Felix, coming out of a deep reverie. “He

deserves our respect and love; as he has throughout the whole course

of his modest and honored life. I would not owe my happiness either to

remorse in his noble soul, or to a low political bargain. I love Celeste

as I love my own family; but, above all that, I place my father’s honor,

and since this question is a matter of conscience with him it must not

be spoken of again.”

Phellion, with his eyes full of tears, went up to his eldest son and

took him in his arms, saying, “My son! my son!” in a choking voice.

“All that is nonsense,” whispered Madame Phellion in Madame Barniol’s

ear. “Come and dress me; I shall make an end of this; I know your

father; he has put his foot down now. To carry out the plan that pious

young man, Theodose, suggested, I want your help; hold yourself ready to

give it, my daughter.”

At this moment, Genevieve came in and gave a letter to Monsieur

Phellion.

“An invitation for dinner to-day, for Madame Phellion and Felix and

myself, at the Thuilliers’,” he said.

The magnificent and surprising idea of Thuillier’s municipal

advancement, put forth by the “advocate of the poor” was not less

upsetting in the Thuillier household than it was in the Phellion salon.

Jerome Thuillier, without actually confiding anything to his sister, for

he made it a point of honor to obey his Mephistopheles, had rushed to

her in great excitement to say:--

“My dearest girl” (he always touched her heart with those caressing

words), “we shall have some big-wigs at dinner to-day. I’m going to ask

the Minards; therefore take pains about your dinner. I have written to

Monsieur and Madame Phellion; it is rather late; but there’s no need of

ceremony with them. As for the Minards, I must throw a little dust in

their eyes; I have a particular need of them.”

“Four Minards, three Phellions, four Collevilles, and ourselves; that

makes thirteen--”

“La Peyrade, fourteen; and it is worth while to invite Dutocq; he may be

useful to us. I’ll go up and see him.”

“What are you scheming?” cried his sister. “Fifteen to dinner! There’s

forty francs, at the very least, waltzing off.”

“You won’t regret them, my dearest. I want you to be particularly

agreeable to our young friend, la Peyrade. There’s a friend, indeed!

you’ll soon have proofs of that! If you love me, cosset him well.”

So saying, he departed, leaving Brigitte bewildered.

“Proofs, indeed! yes, I’ll look out for proofs,” she said. “I’m not to

be caught with fine words, not I! He is an amiable fellow; but before I

take him into my heart I shall study him a little closer.”

After inviting Dutocq, Thuillier, having bedizened himself, went to the

hotel Minard, rue des Macons-Sorbonne, to capture the stout Zelie, and

gloss over the shortness of the invitation.

Minard had purchased one of those large and sumptuous habitations which

the old religious orders built about the Sorbonne, and as Thuillier

mounted the broad stone steps with an iron balustrade, that proved how

arts of the second class flourished under Louis XIII., he envied both

the mansion and its occupant,--the mayor.

This vast building, standing between a courtyard and garden, is

noticeable as a specimen of the style, both noble and elegant, of the

reign of Louis XIII., coming singularly, as it did, between the bad

taste of the expiring renaissance and the heavy grandeur of Louis XIV.,

at its dawn. This transition period is shown in many public buildings.

The massive scroll-work of several facades--that of the Sorbonne, for

instance,--and columns rectified according to the rules of Grecian art,

were beginning to appear in this architecture.

A grocer, a lucky adulterator, now took the place of the former

ecclesiastical governor of an institution called in former times

L’Economat; an establishment connected with the general agency of the

old French clergy, and founded by the long-sighted genius of Richelieu.

Thuillier’s name opened for him the doors of the salon, where sat

enthroned in velvet and gold, amid the most magnificent “Chineseries,”

the poor woman who weighed with all her avoirdupois on the hearts and

minds of princes and princesses at the “popular balls” of the palace.

“Isn’t she a good subject for ‘La Caricature’?” said a so-called lady

of the bedchamber to a duchess, who could hardly help laughing at the

aspect of Zelie, glittering with diamonds, red as a poppy, squeezed into

a gold brocade, and rolling along like the casts of her former shop.

“Will you pardon me, fair lady,” began Thuillier, twisting his body,

and pausing in pose number two of his imperial repertory, “for having

allowed this invitation to remain in my desk, thinking, all the while,

that it was sent? It is for to-day, but perhaps I am too late?”

Zelie examined her husband’s face as he approached them to receive

Thuillier; then she said:--

“We intended to drive into the country and dine at some chance

restaurant; but we’ll give up that idea and all the more readily

because, in my opinion, it is getting devilishly vulgar to drive out of

Paris on Sundays.”

“We will have a little dance to the piano for the young people, if

enough come, as I hope they will. I have sent a line to Phellion, whose

wife is intimate with Madame Pron, the successor--”

“Successor_ess_,” interrupted Madame Minard.

“No,” said Thuillier, “it ought to be success’ress; just as we say

may’ress, dropping the O, you know.”

“Is it full dress?” asked Madame Minard.

“Heavens! no,” replied Thuillier; “you would get me finely scolded by my

sister. No, it is only a family party. Under the Empire, madame, we all

devoted ourselves to dancing. At that great epoch of our national life

they thought as much of a fine dancer as they did of a good soldier.

Nowadays the country is so matter-of-fact.”

“Well, we won’t talk politics,” said the mayor, smiling. “The King is

grand; he is very able. I have a deep admiration for my own time, and

for the institutions which we have given to ourselves. The King, you

may be sure, knows very well what he is doing by the development of

industries. He is struggling hand to hand against England; and we are

doing him more harm during this fruitful peace than all the wars of the

Empire would have done.”

“What a deputy Minard would make!” cried Zelie, naively. “He practises

speechifying at home. You’ll help us to get him elected, won’t you,

Thuillier?”

“We won’t talk politics now,” replied Thuillier. “Come at five.”

“Will that little Vinet be there?” asked Minard; “he comes, no doubt,

for Celeste.”

“Then he may go into mourning,” replied Thuillier. “Brigitte won’t hear

of him.”

Zelie and Minard exchanged a smile of satisfaction.

“To think that we must hob-nob with such common people, all for the sake

of our son!” cried Zelie, when Thuillier was safely down the staircase,

to which the mayor had accompanied him.

“Ha! he thinks to be deputy!” thought Thuillier, as he walked away.

“These grocers! nothing satisfies them. Heavens! what would Napoleon

say if he could see the government in the hands of such people! I’m a

trained administrator, at any rate. What a competitor, to be sure! I

wonder what la Peyrade will say?”

The ambitious ex-beau now went to invite the whole Laudigeois family for

the evening, after which he went to the Collevilles’, to make sure that

Celeste should wear a becoming gown. He found Flavie rather pensive. She

hesitated about coming, but Thuillier overcame her indecision.

“My old and ever young friend,” he said, taking her round the waist, for

she was alone in her little salon, “I won’t have any secret from you. A

great affair is in the wind for me. I can’t tell you more than that, but

I can ask you to be particularly charming to a certain young man--”

“Who is it?”

“La Peyrade.”

“Why, Charles?”

“He holds my future in his hands. Besides, he’s a man of genius. I know

what that is. He’s got this sort of thing,”--and Thuillier made the

gesture of a dentist pulling out a back tooth. “We must bind him to us,

Flavie. But, above all, don’t let him see his power. As for me, I shall

just give and take with him.”

“Do you want me to be coquettish?”

“Not too much so, my angel,” replied Thuillier, with a foppish air.

And he departed, not observing the stupor which overcame Flavie.

“That young man is a power,” she said to herself. “Well, we shall see!”

For these reasons she dressed her hair with marabouts, put on her

prettiest gown of gray and pink, which allowed her fine shoulders to be

seen beneath a pelerine of black lace, and took care to keep Celeste

in a little silk frock made with a yoke and a large plaited collarette,

telling her to dress her hair plainly, a la Berthe.

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