CHAPTER IX.

When the Club reassembled Carlin, addressing the Colonel, said: "You

told us of a royal old bummer last night, and Miller told us of an angel

in miner's garb. Your stories reminded me of something which happened in

Hamilton, in Eastern Nevada, in the early times, when the thermometer

was at zero, when homes were homes and food was food. There was a royal

fellow there, too, only he was not a miner, and though he lived upon the

earnings of others, he never accepted charity. By profession he was a

gambler, and not a very 'high-toned' gambler at that. He was known as

'Andy Flinn,' though it was said, for family reasons, he did not pass

under his real name.

"Well, Andy had, in sporting parlance, been 'playing in the worst kind

of luck' for a good while. One afternoon his whole estate was reduced to

the sum of fifteen dollars. He counted it over in his room, slipped it

back into his pocket and started up town. A little way from the lodging

where he roomed he was met by a man who begged him to step into a house

near by and see how destitute the inmates were.

"Andy mechanically followed the man, who led the way to a cabin, threw

open the door and ushered Andy in. There was a man, the husband and

father, ill in bed, while the wife and mother, a delicate woman, and two

little children, were, in scanty garments, hovering around the ghost of

a fire.

"Andy took one look, then rushed out of doors, the man who had led him

into the cabin following. Andy walked rapidly away until out of hearing

of the wretched people in the house, then swinging on his heel, for full

two minutes hurled the most appalling anathemas at the man for leading

him, as Andy expressed it, 'into the presence of those advance agents of

a famine.'

"When he paused for breath the man said, quietly: 'I like that; I like

to see you fellows, that take the world so carelessly and easily,

stirred up occasionally.'

"'Easy!' said Andy; 'you had better try it. You think our work is easy;

you are a mere child. We don't get half credit. I tell you to make a man

an accomplished gambler requires more study than to acquire a learned

profession; more labor than is needed to become a deft artisan. You talk

like a fool. Easy, indeed!'

"'I don't care to discuss that point with you, Andy,' said the man. 'I

expect you are right, but that is not the question. What are you, a big,

strong, healthy fellow, going to do to help those poor wretches in the

cabin yonder?'

"Andy plunged his hand into his pocket, drew out the fifteen dollars and

was just going to pass it over to the man when a thought struck him.

'Hold on,' he said; 'a man is an idiot that throws away his capital and

then has to take his chances with the thieves that fill this camp. You

come with me. I am going to try to take up a collection. By the way,' he

said, shortly, 'do you ever pray?'

"The man answered that he did sometimes. 'Then,' said Andy, 'you put in

your very biggest licks when I start my collection.'

"Not another word was said until they reached and entered a then famous

saloon on Main street.

"Going to the rear where a faro game was in progress, Andy exchanged his

fifteen dollars for chips and began to play. He never ceased; hardly

looked up from the table for two hours. Sometimes he won and sometimes

he lost, but the balance was on the winning side. Finally he ceased

playing, gathered up his last stakes, and beckoning to the man who had

come with him to the saloon, and who had watched his playing with lively

interest, he led the way into the billiard room.

"Andy went to a window on one side of the room and began to search his

pockets, piling all the money he could find on the sill of the window.

The money was all in gold and silver.

"When his pockets were emptied, with the quickness of men of his class,

he ran the amount over. Then taking from a billiard table a bit of chalk

he, with labored strokes, wrote on the window sill the following:

hul sum $263 50

starter 15 00

-------

doo ter god $248 50

"He picked up a ten-dollar piece and a five-dollar piece from the

amount, then pushing the rest along the sill away from the figures,

asked the man to count it. He did so and said:

"'I make altogether $248.50, Andy.'

"'I suspect you are correct,' said Andy, 'and now you take that money

and go and fix up those people as comfortably as you can. Tell 'em we

took up a collection among the boys; don't say a word about it on the

outside, and see here. If you ever again show me as horrible a sight as

that crowd makes in that accursed den down the street, I'll break every

bone in your body.'

"'But,' said the man, 'this is not right, Andy. It is too much. Fifty

dollars would be a most generous contribution from you. Give me fifty

dollars and you take back the rest.'

"'What do you take me for?' was Andy's reply. 'Don't you think I have

any honor about me? When I went into that saloon I promised God that if

He would stand in with me, His poor should have every cent that I could

make in a two hours' deal. I would simply be a liar and a thief if I

took a cent of that money. You praying cusses have not very clear ideas

of right and wrong after all.'

"The man went on his errand of mercy, and Andy returned and invested his

money in the bank again, as he said, 'to try to turn an honest penny.'"

"That was a right ginerous man," remarked Corrigan.

"May be and may be not," was the remark of the Colonel. "It is possible

that he had been 'playing in bad luck,' as they say, for a good while

and did it to change that luck. Confirmed gamesters never reason clearly

on ordinary subjects. They are either up in the clouds or down in the

depths; they are perpetually studying the doctrine of chances, and are

as full of superstitions as so many fortune tellers."

"That class of men are proverbially generous, though," said Harding;

"but the way they get their money, I suspect, has something to do with

the matter. Had the man earned the money at four dollars a day, running

a car down in a hot mine, he would hardly have given up the whole sum."

Here Miller took up the conversation. "I knew a man down in Amador

county, California," said he, "who worked in a mine as we are working

here, except that wages were $3.50 instead of $4.00 per day. He came

there in the fall of the year and worked eight months. His clothes were

always poor. He lived in a cabin by himself, and such miners as happened

into his cabin at meal time declared their belief that his food did not

cost half a dollar a day. He never joined the miners down town; was

never known to treat to as much as a glass of beer. We all hated him

cordially and looked upon him as a miner so avaricious that he was

denying himself the common comforts of life. He was the talk of the

mine, and many were the scornful words which he was made to hear and to

know that they were uttered at his expense. Still he was quiet and

resented nothing that was said, and there was no dispute about his being

a most capable and faithful miner. At last one morning as the morning

shift were waiting at the shaft to be lowered into the mine, Baxter

(that was his name) appeared, and, after begging our attention for a

moment, said:

"'Gentlemen, there is the dead body of an old man up in the cabin across

from the trail. It will cost sixty dollars to bury it in a decent

coffin. The undertaker will not trust me, but if twenty of you will put

in three dollars each, I will pay you all when pay-day comes.'

"Then we questioned him, and it came out at last that Baxter had found

the old man sick a few days after he came to work, and of his $3.50 per

day had spent $3.00 in food, medicine and medical attendance upon the

man, all through the long winter, and had moreover often watched with

him twelve hours out of the twenty-four. It was not a child that

something might be hoped for; there was no beautiful young girl about

the place to be in love with. It was simply a death watch over a

worn-out pauper. I thought then, I think still, it was as fine a thing

as ever I saw.

"There were sixty of us on the mine. We put in ten dollars apiece, went

to Baxter in a body, and, begging his pardon, asked him to accept it.

"With a smile, he answered: 'I thank you, but I cannot take it. I have

wasted much money in my time. Now I feel as though I had a little on

interest, and I shall get along first rate.'

"Talk about royalty, our Baxter was an Emperor."

"He did have something on interest," said Brewster. "Something for this

world and the world to come."

"Did you ever hear about Jack Marshall's attempt to pay his debts by

clerking in a store?" asked Savage. "Jack brought a good deal of coin

here and opened a store. He did first rate for several months, and after

awhile branched out into a larger business, which required a good many

men. When everything was promising well a fire came and swept away the

store and a flood destroyed the other property. There was just enough

saved out of the wreck to pay the laborers.

"When all was settled up Jack had but forty-three dollars left and an

orphan boy to take care of. Just then a man that Jack had known for a

good while as a miner, came into town, and hearing of Jack's

misfortunes, hunted him up and told him that he had given up mining and

settled down to farming, and begged Jack to come and make his home with

him until he had time to think over what was best to do. He further said

that he had twelve acres of land cleared and under fence, with ditches

all dug for irrigating the crop; that he had a yoke of oxen to plough

the land; that his intention was to plant the whole twelve acres to

potatoes; that a fair crop would yield him sixty tons, which, as

potatoes then were four cents a pound, would bring him nearly $5,000 for

the season. But he explained that he could not drive oxen, and more than

that, it required two men to do the work, and as he had not much money

and did not want to run in debt, his business in town was to find some

steady man who could drive oxen, who would go with him and help him

plant, tend, harvest and sell the crop on shares. The ranch was down on

Carson River, not far from Fort Churchill.

"When the man had finished his story, Jack said to him: 'How would I do

for a steady man and a bovine manipulator?'

"'My God, Mr. Marshall! you would not undertake to drive oxen and plant

potatoes, would you?' said the man.

"'That's just what I would,' said Jack, 'if you think you can endure me

for a partner. I will become a horny-handed tender of the vine--the

potato vine. What say you?'

"Well, that evening both men started for the farm. No friend of Jack

knew his real circumstances. They knew he had been unfortunate, but did

not know that it was a case of 'total wreck.' He bade a few of them

good-bye, with the careless remark that he was going for a few days'

hunt down toward the sink of the Carson.

"Well, he ploughed the land, the two men planted the crop and irrigated

it until the potatoes were splendidly advanced and just ready to

blossom. It got to be the last of June and the promise for a bountiful

crop was encouraging. They had worked steadily since the middle of

March. But just then a thief, who had some money, made a false

affidavit, got from a court an injunction against the men and shut off

the water. It was just at the critical time when the life of the crop

depended upon water. In two weeks the whole crop was ruined. In the

meantime for seed and provisions, clothes, etc., a debt of one hundred

and fifty dollars had been contracted at the store of a Hebrew named

Isaacs. News of the injunction reached the merchant, and one morning he

put in an appearance.

"'Meester Marshall, hous dings?' asked Isaacs.

"Pointing to the blackened and withering crop, Jack answered: 'They look

a little bilious, don't you think so?'

"'Mine Gott! Mine Gott!' was the wailing exclamation. Then, after a

pause, 'Ven does you suppose you might pay me, Meester Marshall?'

"'As things have been going of late, I think in about seven years. It is

said that bad luck changes about every seven years.'

"'Mine Gott! Meester Marshall,' cried Isaacs; 'haven't you got nodings

vot you can pay? I vill discount de bill--say ten per cent.'

"'Nothing that I can think of, except a dog. I have a dog that is worth

two hundred dollars, but to you I will discount the dog twenty-five per

cent.'

"'O, mine Gott! vot you dinks I could do mit a dog?' said the despairing

merchant.

"'Why keep him for his society, Mr. Isaacs,' was the bantering answer.

'With him salary is not so much an object as a comfortable and

respectable home. There's too much alkali on the soil to encourage fleas

to remain, so there's no difficulty on that score; and he's an awfully

good dog, Isaacs; no bad habits, and the most regular boarder you ever

saw; he has never been late to a meal since we have been here. You had

better take him; twenty-five per cent is an immense discount.'

"By this time the Hebrew was nearly frantic.

"'Meester Marshall,' he said, hesitatingly, 'did you clerk ever in a

store?'

"'Oh, yes.'

"'Vould you clerk for me?'

"'Yes: that is, until that bill shall be settled.'

"'Ven could you come?'

"'Whenever you wish.'

"'Vould you come next Monday--von of mine clerks, Henery, goes avay

Monday?'

"'Yes, I will be on hand Monday. Let us see; it is seven miles to walk.

I will be there about nine o'clock in the morning.'

"'Vell, I danks you, Meester Marshall; danks you very much.'

"He turned away and rode off a few steps, then stopped and called back:

'Meester Marshall, if you dinks vot de society of de dog is essential to

your comfort, bring him.'

"'Thanks, Isaacs,' cried Jack, cheerfully; 'considering where I am going

to work, and the company I am going to keep, it will not be necessary.'

"Jack went as he had promised. Isaacs, who was a thoroughly good man,

was delighted to see him, shook hands cordially, and then suddenly, with

a mysterious look, led him to the extreme rear end of the store, and

when there, placing his lips close to Jack's ear, in a hoarse whisper,

said:

"'Meester Marshall, de vater here is ---- bad; it is poison, horrible.

You drinks nodings but vine until you gets used to de vater.'

"Marshall went to work at once. It was in 1863. The war was at its

height, and Jack was intensely Union, while Isaacs, his employer, was a

furious Democrat. Nothing of especial interest transpired for a couple

of weeks, when one day an emigrant woman, just across the plains,

leading two little children, came into the store.

"She was an exceedingly poor woman, evidently. All her clothes were not

worth three dollars, while her children were pitiful looking beyond

description.

"Isaacs was in the front of the store; Jack was putting up goods in the

rear, but in hearing, while another clerk was in the warehouse outside

of the main store. Isaacs went to wait on the woman. She picked out some

needed articles of clothing for her children, amounting to some six or

eight dollars, then unrolling a dilapidated kerchief, from its inner

folds drew out a Confederate twenty-dollar note and tendered it in

payment.

"Isaacs, who had been all smiles, drew back in horror, exclaiming: 'I

cannot take dot; dot is not monish, madam.'

"Jack overheard what Isaacs said and the woman's reply, as follows:

"'It is all that I have; it is all the money that we have had in

Arkansas since the war commenced. Everybody takes it in Arkansas.'

"This conversation continued for two or three minutes, and the woman was

just about turning away without the goods when Jack, unable to longer

bear it, stepped forward and said:

"'Mr. Isaacs, Mr. Smith would like to see you in the warehouse; please

permit me to wait upon the lady.'

"'All right,' said Isaacs, 'only (in a whisper) remember dot ish not

money.'

"Isaacs passed out of the store and Jack then said: 'If you please,

madam, let me see your money.'

"The woman, with a trembling hand, presented the Confederate note. Jack

glanced at it and said:

"'Why, this is first-class money, madam. It is just a prejudice that

that infernal old Abolitionist has. I will discharge him to-night. They

would hang him in two hours in Arkansas, and they ought to hang him

here. Buy all the goods you want, madam.'

"With eyes full of gratitude the woman increased the bill, until it

amounted to eleven dollars and a half. Jack tied up the goods, took the

Confederate note, handed the woman a five-dollar gold piece and three

dollars and fifty cents in silver, and she went on her way holding the

precious coin, the first she had seen in years, closely clasped in her

hand.

"Jack charged goods to cash twenty dollars, charged himself to cash

twenty dollars, and went back to putting up goods, humming to himself.

"'Half the world never knows how the other half lives.' Jack's salary

was one hundred and fifty dollars a month. He owed one hundred and fifty

dollars when he went to work. It took him four months to pay off his

indebtedness, but when he gave up his place he had all his pockets full

of Confederate money."

As the story was finished, Miller said: "A real pleasant but

characteristic thing happened right here in this city when Bishop W----

first came here.

"He wanted to establish a church, and his first work was to select men

who would act and be a help to him as trustees.

"It is nothing to get trustees for a mining company here, but a church

is a different thing. In a church, you know, a man has to die to fill

his shorts, and then, somehow, in these late years men have doubts about

the formation, so that when a man starts a company on that lead any more

he finds it mighty hard to place any working capital.

"At the time I was speaking of it was just about impossible to get a

full staff of trustees that would exactly answer the orthodox

requirements. But the Bishop is a man of expedients. It was sinners that

he came to call to repentance, and it did not take him long to discover

that right here was a big field. He went to work at once with an energy

that has never abated for a moment since. He selected all his trustees

but one, and looking around for him, with a clear instinct he determined

that Abe E---- should be that one if he would accept the place.

"Now Abe was the best and truest of men, but he would swear sometimes.

Indeed when he got started on that stratum he was a holy terror. But the

Bishop put him down as a trustee, and, meeting Abe on the street,

informed him that he was trying to organize a church; had taken the

liberty to name him as a trustee, and asked Abe to do him the honor of

attending a trustees' meeting at 1 o'clock the next afternoon.

"'I would be glad to help you, Bishop,' said Abe, 'but----it----I

don't know. I can run a mine or a quartz mill, but I don't know any more

than a Chinaman about running a church.'

"But the Bishop plead his case so ably that Abe at length surrendered,

promised to attend the meeting, and, having promised, like the sterling

business man that he was, promptly put in an appearance.

"Besides Abe and the Bishop, there were six others. When all had

assembled the Bishop explained that he desired to build a church; that

he had plans, specifications and estimates for a church to cost $9,000,

with lot included; that he believed $1,500 might be raised by

subscription, leaving the church but $7,500 in debt, which amount would

run at low interest and which in a growing place like Virginia City the

Bishop thought might be paid up in four or five years, leaving the

church free. He closed by asking the sense of the trustees as to the

wisdom and practicability of making the attempt.

"There was a general approval of the plan expressed by all present

except Abe, who was silent until his opinion was directly asked by the

Bishop.

"'Why ---- it, Bishop,' said he, 'I told you that I knew nothing about

church business, but I don't like the plan. If you were to get money at

fifteen per cent per annum, which is only half the regular banking rate,

your interest would amount to nearly $1,200 a year, or almost as much as

you hope to raise for a commencement. I am afraid, Bishop, you would

never live long enough to get out of debt. You want a church, why ----

it, why don't you work the business as though you believed it would pay?

That is the only way you can get up any confidence in the scheme.'

"Abe sat down and the Bishop's heart sank with him.

"With a smile, one of the other gentlemen asked Abe what his plan for

getting a church would be.

"'I will tell you,' said Abe, 'I move that an assessment of one thousand

dollars be levied upon each of the trustees, payable immediately.'

"It was a startling proposition to the Bishop, who was just from the

East and who had not become accustomed to Comstock ways. With a

faltering voice he said:

"'Mr. E., I fear that I cannot at present raise $1,000.'

"'Never mind, Bishop,' said Abe, 'we will take yours out in preaching;

but there is no rebate for any of the rest of you. If you are going to

serve the Lord, you have got to be respectable about it. Your checks if

you please, gentlemen.'

"All were wealthy men, the checks were laughingly furnished, with joking

remarks that it was the first company ever formed in Virginia City where

the officers really invested any money.

"'Abe took the checks, added his own to the number, begged the Bishop to

excuse him, remarking as he went out that while he had every faith in

the others still he was anxious to reach the bank a little in advance of

them, and started up town.

"He met this man and that and demanded of each a check for from $50 to

$250, as he thought they could respectively afford to pay.

"When asked how long he would want the money his reply was: 'I want it

for keeps, ---- it. I am building a church.' In forty minutes he had the

whole sum. He took the checks to the bank and for them received a

certificate of deposit in the Bishop's name. Carrying this to the

Bishop's house he rang the bell.

"'The Bishop had seen his coming and answered the summons in person.

Handing him the certificate Abe said:

"'Take that for a starter, Bishop. It won't be enough, for a church is

like an old quartz mill. The cost always exceeds the estimates a good

deal, but go ahead, and when you need more money we will levy another

assessment on the infernal sinners.'"

Strong, who had been listening attentively said: "I heard the Bishop

preach and pray over Abe's dead body three years ago, and watched him as

he took a last, long look at Abe's still, clear-cut splendid face as it

was composed in death. Abe never joined the church, and I am told that

he swore a little to the last. His part in building the church was

simply one of his whims, but for years he was a Providence here to

scores of people. No one knew half his acts of bountiful, delicate

charity, or in how many homes bitter tears were shed when he died.

"But the Bishop knew enough to know and feel as he was praying over his

remains, that while it was well as a matter of form, it was quite

unnecessary; that, so far as Abe was concerned, he was safe; that in the

Beyond where the mansions are and where the light is born; where, over

all, are forever stretched out the brooding wings of celestial peace,

Abe had been received, and that, upon his coming, while the welcomes

were sounding and the greetings were being made to him, flowers burst

through the golden floor and blossomed at his feet.

"Among the royal ones of the earth, the soul of Abe E---- bore the

sceptre of perfect sovereignty."

"I knew him," said Corrigan, "may his soul rest in peace, for he was a

noble man."

"I knew him," interposed Carlin, "no words give an idea of how sterling

and true a man he was."

"I knew him," added Wright. "When he died Virginia City did not realize

the loss which his death entailed."

"I knew him," concluded Strong. "His heart was a banyan tree, its limbs

were perpetually bending down and taking root, till it made shade for

the poor of the city."

Then Carlin, opening the door to the kitchen, called Yap Sing to bring

glasses. A night-cap toddy was made and as it was drank the good nights

were spoken.

The Comstock Club · 第 9 / 20 章