Pierre gave the large monkey a brush, and, to Caper's astonishment, he

saw the animal seize it with one paw, then springing forward, catch a

small monkey with the other paw, and holding him down, in spite of his

struggles, administer so complete a brushing over his entire body that

every hair received a touch. The other monkeys in the cage were in the

wildest state of excitement, evidently knowing from experience that they

would all have to pass under the large one's hands; and when he had

given a final polish to the small one, he commenced a vigorous chase for

his mate, an aged female, who, evidently disliking the ordeal, commenced

a series of ground and lofty tumblings that would have made the fortune

of even the distinguished--Léotard. In vain: after a prolonged chase, in

which the inhabitants of the cage flew round so fast that it appeared to

be full of flying legs, tails, and fur, the large monkey seized the

female and, regardless of her attempts to liberate herself, he brushed

her from head to foot, to the great delight of a Swiss soldier, an

infantry corporal, who had entered the menagerie a few minutes before

the grand hunt commenced.

'Ma voi!' said the Swiss, pronouncing French with a broad German accent,

'it would keef me krate bleshur to have dat pig monkey in my gombany. He

would mak' virst rait brivate.'

The keeper, who was still polishing away with sand-paper at the

elephant's tusks, and who evidently regarded the soldier with great

contempt, said to him:

'He would have been there long since--only he knows too much.'

'_Ma voi_! that's the reason you're draining him vor a Vrench gavalry

gombany. Vell, I likes dat.'

'Oh! no,' said the keeper, 'his principles an't going to allow him to

enter our army.'

'Vell, what are his brincibles?'

'To serve those who pay best!' quoth the Frenchman, who, in the firm

faith that he had said a good thing, called Pierre to help him adorn the

lion, and turned his back on the Swiss, who, in revenge, amused himself

feeding the monkeys with an old button, a stump of a cigar, and various

wads of paper.

The keeper then gave the lion a narcotic, and after this medicine,

combed out his mane and tail, waxed his mustache, and thus made his

toilette for the day. The tiger and leopards had their stripes and spots

touched up once a week with hair-dye, and as this was not the day

appointed, Caper missed this part of the exhibition. The hyenas

submitted to be brushed down; but showed strong symptoms of mutiny at

having their teeth rubbed with a toothbrush and their nails pared.

In half an hour more, the keeper's labors were over, and Caper, giving

him a present for his inviting him to assist as spectator at _la

toilette bien béte_, or beastly dressing, walked off to breakfast,

evidently thinking that _Art_ was not dead in that menagerie, whatever

Rocjean might say of its state of health in the world at large.

'To think,' soliloquized Caper, 'to think of what a bootless thing it

is, to shoe-black o'er an elephant!'

ROMAN MODELS.

The traveler visiting Rome notices in the Piazza di Spagna, along the

Spanish steps, and in the Condotti, Fratina and Sistina streets, either

sunning themselves or slowly sauntering along, many picturesquely-dressed

men, women, and children, who, as he soon learns, are the

professional models of the artists. For a fee of from fifty

cents to a dollar, they will give their professional services for a

sitting four hours in length, and those of them who are most in demand

find little difficulty during the 'business season,' say from the months

of November to May, in earning from one and a half to two dollars, and

even more, every day. Many of them, living frugally, manage to make what

is considered a fortune among the _contadini_ in a few years; and Hawks,

the English artist, who spent a summer at Saracenesca, found, to his

astonishment, that one of the leading men of the town, one who loaned

money at very large interest, owned property, and who was numbered among

the heavy wealthy, was no other than a certain Gaetano, he had more than

once used as model, at the price of fifty cents a sitting.

The government prohibiting female models from posing nude in the

different life-schools, it consequently follows that they pose in

private studios, as they choose; this interdiction does not extend to

the male models; and when Caper was in Rome, he had full opportunities

offered him to draw from these in the English Academy, and in the

private schools of Gigi and Giacinti. Supported by the British

government, the English artist has, free of all expense, at this truly

National Academy, opportunities to sketch from life, as well as from

casts, and has, moreover, access to a well-chosen library of books. With

a generosity worthy of all praise, American artists are admitted to the

English Academy, with full permission to share with Englishmen the

advantages of the life-school, free of all cost; a piece of liberality

that well might be copied by the French Academy, without at all

derogating from its high position--on the Pincian Hill.

If Gigi's school is still kept up, (it was in a small street near the

Trevi fountain,) we would advise the traveler in search of the

picturesque by all means to visit it, particularly if it is in the same

location it was when Caper was there. It was over a stable, in the

second story of a tumble-down old house, frequented by dogs, cats,

fleas, and rats; in a room say fifty feet long by twenty wide. A

semi-circle of desks and wooden benches went round the platform where

stood the male models nude, or on other evenings, male and female models

in costumes, Roman or Neapolitan. Oil lamps gave enough light to enable

the artists who generally attended there to draw, and color in oils or

water-colors, the costumes. The price of admittance for the costume

class was one paul, (ten cents,) and as the model only posed about two

hours, the artists had to work very fast to get even a rough sketch

finished in that short time. Americans, Danes, Germans, Spaniards,

French, Italians, English, Russians, were numbered among the attendants,

and more than once, a sedate-looking English-woman or two would come in

quietly, make a sketch, and go away unmolested and almost unnoticed.

More than three-quarters of the sketches made by Caper at Gigi's

costume-class were taken from models in standing positions. At the end

of the first hour, they had from ten to fifteen minutes allowed them to

rest; but these minutes were seldom wasted by the artist, who improved

them to finish the lines of his drawing, or dash in color. The powers of

endurance of the female models were better than those of the men; and

they would strike a position and keep it for an hour, almost immovable.

Noticeable among these women, was one named Minacucci, who, though over

seventy years old, had all the animation and spirit of one not half her

age; and would keep her position with the steadiness of a statue. She

had, in her younger days, been a model for Canova; had outlived two

generations; and was now posing for a third. If you have ever seen many

figure-paintings executed in Rome, your chance is good to have seen

Minacucci's portrait over and over again. Caper affirms that of any

painting made in Rome from the years 1856 to 1860, introducing an

Italian head, whether a Madonna or sausage-seller, he can tell you the

name of the model it was painted from nine times out of ten! The fact

is, they do want a new model for the Madonna badly in Rome, for Giacinta

is growing old and fat, and Stella, since she married that cobbler, has

lost her angelic expression. The small boy who used to pose for angels

has smoked himself too yellow, and the man who stood for Charity has

gone out of business.

'I have,' said Caper to me the other day, 'too much respect for the

public to tell them who the man with red hair and beard used to pose

for; but he has taken to drinking, and it's all up with him.'

Spite of fleas, rats, squalling cats, dog-fights, squealing of horses,

and braying of donkeys, lamp-smoke, and heat or cold, the hours passed

by Caper in Gigi's old barracks were among the pleasantest of his Roman

life. There was such novelty, variety, and brilliancy in the costumes to

be sketched, that every evening was a surprise; save those nights when

Stella posed, and these were known and looked forward to in advance. She

always insured a full class, and when she first appeared, was the beauty

of all the models.

Caper was sitting one afternoon in Rocjean's studio, when there was a

tap at the door.

'_Entrate_!' shouted Rocjean, and in came a female model, called Rita.

It was the month of May, business was dull; she wanted employment.

Rocjean asked her to walk in and rest herself.

'Well, Rita, you haven't any thing to do, now that the English have all

fled from Rome before the malaria?'

'Very little. Some of the Russians are left up there in the Fratina; but

since the Signore Giovanni sold all his paintings to that rich Russian

banker, _diavolo_! he has done nothing but drink champagne, and he don't

want any more models.'

'What is the Signore Giovanni's last name?' asked Caper.

'Who knows, Signore Giacomo? I don't. We others (_noi altri_) never can

pronounce your queer names, so we find out the Italian for your first

names, and call you by that. Signore Arturo, the French artist, told me

once that the English and Russians and Germans had such hard names they

often broke their front-teeth out trying to speak them; but he was

joking. _I_ know the real, true reason for it.'

'Come, let us have it,' said Rocjean.

'_Accidente_! I won't tell you; you will be angry.'

'No we won't,' spoke Caper, 'and what is more, I will give you two pauls

if you will tell us. I am very curious to know this reason.'

'_Bene_, now the _prete_ came round to see me the other day; it was when

he purified the house with holy water, and he asked me a great many

questions, which I answered so artlessly, yes, so artlessly! whew! [here

Miss Rita smiled artfully.] Then he asked me all about you heretics, and

he told me you were all going to--be burned up, as soon as you died; for

the Inquisition couldn't do it for you in these degenerate days. After a

great deal more twaddle like this, I asked him why you heretics all had

such hard names, that we others never could speak them? Then he looked

mysterious, so! [here Miss Rita diabolically winked one eye,] and said

he: 'I will tell you, _per Bacco_! hush, it's because they are so

abominably wicked, never give any thing to OUR Church, never have no

holy water in their houses, never go to no confession, and are such

monsters generally, that their police are all the time busy trying to

catch them; but their names are so hard to speak that when the police go

and ask for them, nobody knows them, and so they get off; otherwise,

their country would have jails in it as large as St. Peter's, and they

would be full all the time!'

'H'm!' said Rocjean, 'I suppose you would be afraid to go to such

horrible countries, among such people?'

'Not I,' spoke Rita,'didn't Ida go to Paris, and didn't she come back to

Rome with such a magnificent silk dress, and gold watch, and such a

bonnet! all full of flowers, and lace, and ribbons? Oh! they don't eat

'nothing but maccaroni' there! And they don't have priests all the time

sneaking round to keep a poor girl from earning a little money honestly,

and haul her up before the police if her _carta di soggiorno_ [permit to

remain in Rome] runs out. I wish [here Rita stamped her foot and her

eyes flashed] Garibaldi would come here! Then you would see these black

crows flying, _Iddio giusto_! Then we would have no more of these

_arciprete_ making us pay them for every mouthful of bread we eat, or

wine we drink, or wood we burn.'

'Why,' said Caper, 'they don't keep the baker-shops, and wine-shops, and

wood-yards, do they?'

'No,' answered Rita, 'but they speculate in them, and Fra 'Tonelli makes

his cousins and so on inspectors; and they regulate the prices to suit

themselves, and make oh! such tremen-di-ous fortunes. [Here Rita opened

her eyes, and spread her hands, as if beholding the elephant.] Don't I

remember, some time ago, how, when the Pope went out riding, he found

both sides of the way from the Vatican to San Angelo crowded with people

on their knees, groaning and calling to him. Said he to Fra 'Tonelli:

''What are these poor people about?'

''Praying for your blessed holiness,' said he, while his eyes sparkled.

''But,' said the Pope, 'they are moaning and groaning.'

''It's a way the _poblaccio_ have,' answered 'Tonelli, 'when they pray.'

'The Pope knew he was lying, so, when he went home to the Vatican, he

sent for one of his faithful servants, and said he:

''Santi, you run out and see what all this shindy is about?'

'So Santi came back and told him 'Tonelli had put up the price of bread,

and the people were starving. So the Pope took out a big purse with a

little money in it, and said he:

''Here, Santi, you go and buy me ten pounds of bread, and get a bill

for it, and have it receipted!'

'So Santi came back with bread, and bill all receipted, and laid it down

on a table, and threw a cloth over it. By and by, in comes 'Tonelli.

Then the Pope says to him, kindly and smiling:

''I am confident I heard the people crying about bread to-day; now, tell

me truly, what is it selling for?'

'Then 'Toneli told him such a lie. [Up went Rita's hands and eyes.]

'Then the Pope says, while he looked so [knitting her brows]:

''Oblige me, if you please, by lifting up that cloth.'

'And'Tonelli did.

'Bread went down six _baiocchi_ next morning!'

'By the way, Rita,' asked Rocjean, 'where is your little brother,

Beppo?'

'Oh! he's home,' she answered, 'but I wish you would ask your friend

Enrico, the German sculptor, if he won't have him again, for his model.'

'Why, I thought he was using him for his new statue?'

'He was; but oh! so unfortunately, last Sunday, father went out to see

his cousin John, who lives near Ponte Mole, and has a garden there, and

Beppo went with him; but the dear little fellow is so fond of fruit,

that he ate a pint of raw horse-beans!'

'Of all the fruit!' shouted Caper.

'_Si, signore_, it's splendid; but it gave Beppo the colic next day, and

when he went to Signore Enrico's studio to pose for Cupid, he twisted

and wrenched around so with pain, that Signore Enrico told him he looked

more like a little devil than a small love; and when Beppo told him what

fruit he had been eating, Signore Enrico bid him clear out for a savage

that he was, and told him to go and learn to eat them boiled before he

came back again.'

'I will speak to the Signore Enrico, and have him employ him again,'

said Rocjean.

'Oh! I wish you would, for the Signore Enrico was very good to Beppo;

besides, his studio is a perfect palace for cigar-stumps, which Beppo

used to pick up and sell--that is, all those he and father didn't smoke

in their pipes.'

'Make a sketch, Caper,' said Rocjean, 'of Cupid filling up his quiver

with cigar-stumps, while he holds one between his teeth. There's a model

love for you! Now, give Rita those two pauls you promised her, and let

her go. _Adio_!'

GIULIA DI SEGNI.

(_Lines found written on the back of a sketch

in Caper's portfolio._)

By Roman watch-tower, on the mountaintop,

We stood, at sunset, gazing like the eagles

From their cloud-eyrie, o'er the broad Campagna,

To the Albanian hills, which boldly rose,

Bathed in a flood of red and pearly light.

Far off, and fading in the coming night,

Lay the Abruzzi, where the pale, white walls

Of towns gleamed faintly on their purple sides.

The evening air was tremulous with sounds:

The thrilling chirp of insects, twittering birds,

Barking of shepherds' fierce, white, Roman dogs;

While from the narrow path, far down below,

We heard a mournful rondinella ring,

Sung by a home-returning mountaineer.

Then, as the daylight slowly climbed the hills,

And the soft wind breathed music to their steps,

O'er the old Roman watch-tower marched the stars,

In their bright legions--conquerors of night--

Shedding from silver armor shining light;

As once the Roman legions, ages past,

Marched on to conquest o'er the Latin way,

Gleaming, white-stoned, so far beneath our gaze.

GIULIA DI SEGNI, 'mid the Volscians born,

Streamed in thy veins that fiery, Roman blood,

Curled thy proud lip, and fired thy eagle eyes.

Faultless in beauty, as the noble forms

Painted on rare Etrurian vase of old;

How life, ennobled by thy love, swept on,

Serene, above the mean and pitiful!

Stars! that still sparkle o'er old Segni's walls,

Oh! mirror back to me one glance from eyes

That yet may watch you from that Roman tower.

MR. BROWN BUYS A PAINTING.

Caper's uncle, from St. Louis, Mr. William Browne, one day astonished

several artists who were dining with him:

'My young men,' said he, 'there is one thing pleases me very much about

you all, and that is, you never mention the word Art; don't seem to care

any thing more about the old masters than I would about a lot of old

worn-out broom-sticks; and if I didn't know I was with artists in Rome,

the crib--no, what d' ye call it?'

'The manger?' suggested Rocjean.

'Yes,' continued Uncle Bill, 'the manger of art, I should think I was

among a lot of smart merchants, who had gone into the painting business

determined to do a right good trade.'

'Cash on delivery,' added Caper.

'Yes, be sure of that. Well, I like it; I feel at home with you; and as

I always make it a point to encourage young business men, I am going to

do my duty by one of you, at any rate. I shan't show favor to my nephew,

Jim, any more than I do to the rest. And this is my plan: I want a

painting five feet by two, to fill up a place in my house in St. Louis;

it's an odd shape, and that is so much in my favor, because you haven't

any of you a painting that size under way, and can all start even. I'll

leave the subject to each one of you, and I'll pay five hundred dollars

to the man who paints the best picture, who has his done within seven

days, _and puts the most work on it_! Do you all understand?'

They replied affirmatively.

'But what the thunder,' asked Caper, 'are those of us who don't win the

prize, going to do with paintings of such a size, left on our hands?

Nobody, unless a steamboat captain, who wants to ornament his berths,

just that size, and relieve the tedium of his passengers, would ever

think of buying them.'

'Well,' replied Uncle Bill, 'I don't want smart young men like you all,

to lose your time and money, so I'll buy the balance of the paintings

for what the canvas and paints cost, and give two dollars a day for the

seven days employed on each painting. Isn't that liberal?'

'Like Cosmo de Medici,' answered Rocjean; 'and I agree to the terms in

every particular, especially as to putting the most work on it! There

are four competitors--put down their names. Légume, you will come in,

won't you?'

'Certainly I will, by Jing!' answered the French artist, who prided

himself on his knowledge of English, especially the interjections.

'Then,' continued Rocjean, 'Caper, Bagswell, Légume, and I, will try for

your five hundred dollar prize. When shall we commence?'

'To-day is Tuesday,' replied Uncle Bill; 'say next Monday--that will

give you plenty of time to get your frames and canvases. So that ends

all particulars. There are two friends of mine here from the United

States, one, Mr. Van Brick, of New York, and the other, Mr. Pinchfip, of

Philadelphia, whom I think you all met here last week.'

'The thin gentleman with hair very much brushed, be Gad?' asked Légume.

'I don't remember as to his hair,' answered Uncle Bill, 'but that's the

man. Well, these two I know will act as vampires, and I am sure you will

be pleased with their verdict. Monday after next, therefore, we will all

call, so be ready.'

* * * * *

The four artists took the whole thing as a joke, but determined to paint

the pictures; and at Caper's suggestion, each one agreed, as there was a

play of words in the clause, 'most work on it,' to puzzle Uncle Bill,

and have the laugh on him.

On the day appointed to decide the prize, Uncle Bill, accompanied by

Messrs. Van Brick and Pinchfip, called first at Légume's studio; they

found him in the Via Margutta, (in English, Malicious street,) in a

light, airy room, furnished with a striking attention to effect. On his

easel was a painting of the required size, representing Louis XV. at

Versailles, surrounded by his lady friends. By making the figures of the

ladies small, and crowding them, Légume managed to get a hundred or two

on the canvas. A period in their history to which Frenchmen refer with

so much pleasure, and with which they are so conversant, was treated by

the artist with professional zeal. The merits of the painting were

carefully canvassed by the two judges. Mr. Pinchfip found it exceedingly

graceful, neat, and pretty. Mr. Van Brick admired the females, remarking

that he should like to be in old Louis's place. To which Légume bowed,

asserting that he was sure he was in every way qualified to fill it. Mr.

Van Brick determined in his mind to give the artist a dinner, at

Spillman's, for that speech.

Mr. Pinchfip took notes in a book; Mr. Van Brick asked for a light to a

cigar. The former congratulated the artist; the latter at once asked him

to come and dine with him. Mr. Pinchfip wished to know if he was related

to the Count Légume whom he had met at Paris. Mr. Van Brick told him he

would bring his friend Livingston round to buy a painting. Mr. Pinchfip

said that it would afford him pleasure to call again. Mr. Van Brick gave

the artist his card, and shook hands with him:...and the judges were

passing out, when Légume asked them to take one final look at the

painting to see if it had not the _most work_ on it. Mr. Van Brick

instantly turned toward it, and running over it with his eye, burst into

an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

'If the others beat that, I am mistaken,' said he. 'Look at there!'

calling the attention of Uncle Bill and Mr. Pinchfip to a fold of a

curtain on which was painted, in small letters,

'MOST WORK.'

'I say, Browne,' continued Mr. Van Brick, 'he is too many for you; and

if the one who puts 'most work' on his painting is to win the five

hundred dollars, Légume's chance is good.'

'Very ingenious,' said Mr. Pinchfip, 'very; it is a legitimate play upon

words. But legally, I can not affirm that I am aware of any precedent

for awarding Mr. Browne's money to Monsieur Légume on this score.'

'We will have to make a precedent, then,' spoke Van Brick, 'and do it

illegally, if we find that he deserves the money. But time flies, and we

have the other artists to visit.'

They next went to Bagswell's studio, in the Viccolo dei Greci, and found

him in a large room, well furnished, and having a solidly comfortable

look; the walls ornamented with paintings, sketches, costumes, armor;

while in a good light under its one large window, was his painting. They

found he had left his beaten track of historical subjects, and in the

_genre_ school had an interior of an Italian country inn--a

kitchen-scene. It represented a stout, handsome country girl, in

Ciociara costume, kneading a large trough of dough, while another girl

was filling pans with that which was already kneaded, and two or three

other females were carrying them to an oven, tended by a man who was

piling brush-wood on the fire. The painting was very life-like, and for

the short time employed on it, well finished. It wanted the fire and

dash of Légume's painting, but its truthfulness to life evidently made a

deep impression on Uncle Bill. Stuck on with a sketching-tack to one

corner was a piece of paper, on which was marked the number of hours

employed each day on the work; it summed up fifty-four hours, or an

average each day of nearly eight hours' work on it.

Mr. Pinchfip's note-book was again called into play. Mr. Van Brick had

another cigar to smoke, remarking that the artist had triple work in his

picture--head, bread, and prize-work: his picture representing working

in, over, and for bread!

They next went to see Rocjean, in the Corso; they found him in a

bournouse, with a fez on his head, a long chibouk in his mouth, smoking

away, extended at full length on a settee, which he insisted was a

divan. There was a glass bottle holding half a gallon of red wine on a

table near him, also a bottle of Marsala, and half a dozen glasses.

There was a roaring wood-fire in his stove--for it was December, and the

day was overcast and cool.

'This is the most out and out comfortable old nest I've seen in Rome,'

said Mr. Van Brick, as they entered; 'and as for curiosities and

plunder, you beat Barnum. _Will I take a glass of wine_? I am there!'

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