BEATING UP FOR THE NAVY.
My other reason for setting down some short account of that evening was
to give you a little peace, and sense of gratitude to the Lord, for our
many quiet sunsets, and the tranquillity of our shores. It really seems
as if no other land was blest as ours is, with quiet orderly folk inside
it, and good rulers over it, and around it not too much of sun or moon,
or anything, unless it may be, now and then, a little bit of cloudiness.
And this love of our country seems ever to be strongest, whether at
departing for the wars with turbulent nations, or upon returning home,
as soon as we have conquered them. But now for a long time, I shall have
very little peace to dwell upon.
At Narnton Court I found no solace for my warmth of feeling. Polly had
been sent out of the way, on purpose, because I was coming; which was a
most unhandsome thing on the part of Mrs Cockhanterbury. For the very
expectation which had buoyed me up at a flattish period, and induced me
to do without three quids of cross-cut negrohead, was my simple and
humble looking forward to my Polly. I knew that I was a fool, of course;
but still I could not help it; and I had got on so well among young
women always, that I found it very hard to miss the only chance I cared
for. I feared that my age was beginning to tell; for often, since I had
been ashore, my rheumatics had come back again. Neither was that my only
grief and source of trouble at this time; but many other matters quite
as grave combined against me. Heaviside was not there to talk, and make
me hug my singleness; nor even Jerry Toms, nor the cook, who used to let
me teach her. It was not that all these had left the place for any
mischief. In an ancient household such a loss is not allowable. All
meant to come back again, when it suited their opportunities, and each
perceived that the house was sure to go to the dogs in the absence of
themselves and one another. Heaviside had found Nanette (in spite of my
best prognostics) overget her seventh occasion of producing small
Crappos, and his natural disappointment with her led to such words that
he shouldered his bundle and made off for Spithead, in company with
Jerry, who was compelled to forsake his creditors. And as for the cook,
I did hear, though unable to believe it, that she was in trouble about a
young fellow scarcely worthy to turn her jack.
In other respects I found that nothing of much importance had occurred
since I was there in the summer-time. Sir Philip continued to trust in
the Lord, and the Squire to watch the sunsets; neither had the latter
been persuaded to absolve his brother. The Captain had been at home one
or two days, inquiring into my discovery of the buried dolls. He did
not attach so much importance to this matter as his father had done, but
said that it made a mysterious question even more mysterious. And
failing, as a blunt sailor would, to make either head or tail of it, and
being disgusted with his brother for refusing to see him, he vowed to
remain in the house no longer, but set off for Pomeroy Castle again,
where he had formed a close friendship with the eldest son of the owner.
His lady-love, the fair Isabel, was not living there now, but might very
easily be met with; for on coming of age three years ago, she had taken
possession of her domain, "Carey Park," a magnificent place adjoining
the Pomeroy property. It was said that the Earl had done his best to
catch the young heiress for his son, and therefore had made a pretext of
the old charge against the Captain, for the purpose of putting a stop to
communication with him. But his son, Lord Mohun, upon finding how the
young lady's heart was settled, withdrew his suit (like a man of
honour), and all the more promptly, perhaps, because he had made up his
mind to another lady before Miss Carey came to them.
It was said that the Captain might now have persuaded the beautiful
heiress to marry him, and finish their long affection, if he could have
thoroughly made up his mind that honour would bear him out in it. For
her confidence was so perfect in him, that she left it to his own
judgment, herself perhaps longing to put an end to their wearisome
uncertainty. Sir Philip heard of it, and came down, to implore them thus
to settle themselves. And Captain Bampfylde was so hard set by the
nature of the case, that he might have been enticed away from what his
conscience told him. This was that the solemn oath which he had taken in
the church, with Isabel beside him, to purge himself of all foul charges
(ere he made another guilty, if himself were guilty), could not thus be
laid aside without a loss of honour. Sir Philip would be the last man in
the world to counsel dishonest actions; but being an old man, and
reluctant that his race should all expire, he looked upon that sacrament
as no more than a piece of sacrilege, or a hasty pledge of which the
Lord would never take advantage.
Nobody knows what might have happened with Captain Bampfylde so beset,
and longing to think that he ought to act as everybody told him: but he
begged for a night to think over it; and in the morning he received his
appointment to the Bellona. Even Sir Philip could not deny that the
hand and the will of the Almighty must herein be recognised. And there
was a chance of a brush with Spain, about the Nootka Sound, just then;
and if anything makes a sailor's fortune, it is a fight with these fine
old Dons. A Frenchman is sure to be captured, but not half so sure as a
Spaniard; and the hidalgoes do turn out good gold, with good manners
behind it. Many ships have I boarded, but with brightest alacrity always
a good fat old Spaniard.
Therefore the Captain brushed away any little weakness, and set out for
Spithead bravely, in a bachelor condition. And after trying to collect
what news there was at Narnton, and finding that I must not think of
meeting my dear Polly, I quietly drew my travelling-money, and set forth
to join him.
Only every one will reproach me, and have right to do so, if I fail to
tell the latest tidings of that Parson Chowne. People seemed to like
this man, because they never could make him out, and nearly all the
world is pleased to hear of the rest being vanquished. It seems that a
wholly new bishop arose, by reason of the other dying, and this
gentleman swore on the Bible to have things in order. When he heard of
Chowne, and his high defiance of all former bishops, he said, "Fie, fie!
this must not be; I will very soon put this to rights." To follow up
this resolution he appointed Tiverton, and the old church of St Peter,
for Chowne to bring his young people up to a noble confirmation; also
for a visitation of the clergy all around; such as they have now and
then, to stop the spread of king's evil.
His holiness the Bishop was surprised to receive this answer: "My dear
Lord,--My meet is at Calverly on the day you speak of. We always find a
fox hard by; and if he should make for Stoodleigh coverts, I may come
down the Bolham road in time to meet your Lordship. At any rate, I shall
dine at 'The Angel,' somewhere between three and five o'clock, and hope
to find you there, and have a pleasant evening with you.--Yours very
truly, R. S. CHOWNE.
"_P.S._--If you bring your two Archdeacons, we will have a rubber: but I
never go beyond guinea points."
The whole of this was written with Cumberland lead, on the back of a
paper, showing how to treat hounds in distemper; and the Bishop was
displeased about it, and declined his society; especially as he had
invitation to the good Tidcombe Rectory. And there he was treated so
hospitably by a very handsome family, that he put up his glass of a
noble wine, and saw the sun set through it, and vowed that his Magna
Charta, or Habeas Corpus, or Writ of Error--I never can remember
which--but at any rate that his royal orders should fall out of his
apron-pocket, if he failed to execute them.
In this state of mind he received a letter from Parson Chowne himself,
full of respect, and most cleverly turned, as well as describing the
Parson's grief at being unable to bring to his holiness any one fit to
lay hands upon. The standard set before them had been (before laying on
of hands) to say the Lord's Prayer backwards; and there was not one of
them up to it. This angered the Bishop to such a degree, that he ordered
out his heavy coach with the six long-tailed black horses, and the
coachman with cocked-hat and flowing wig, and four great footmen
shouldering blunderbusses; himself sate inside with his crosier and
mitre, and lawn sleeves, and all the rest of it. Now this was just the
very thing the refractory Parson expected; therefore he rode round
overnight and bade every farmer in the neighbourhood send all his hands
with pickaxes and shovels, by four o'clock the next morning: also he
gathered all his own men there, as well as the unclad folk who were
entirely at his orders. Then he sent for Parson Jack, as being the
strongest man about there, and imparted his intention to him, and placed
him over the workmen.
Early in the afternoon the Bishop's state-carriage was descried moving
up the Tiverton highroad, with a noble and imposing aspect. Before he
arrived at the cross-road leading off to Nympton Rectory, his Lordship
was surprised to see a great collection of people standing on a hill
above the road, and all saluting him with the deepest respect. "Not so
bad after all," he exclaimed; "brother Chowne has brought his men into
good order, which is the noblest use of the Church. Ah! they don't see a
bishop every day, and they know when a thing is worth looking at, for
their faces are black with astonishment. Holloa, Bob! what's that?"
"Up with the glass, your Lordship," the coachman shouted back; "or it
will be all over with you. We are in a damned slough, and no mistake."
And so they were. His Lordship had no time to slam the windows up,
before the coach lay wallowing in a bog of nighty blackness. In it
poured, and filled the coach, and nearly smothered his Lordship, who was
dragged out at last with the greatest trouble, as black as if he were
dipped in pitch. For the Parson had done a most shameful thing, and too
bad for even him to think of. He had taken up his private road, and dug
out the ground some six feet deep, and then (by means of carts and
harrows) transferred to it the contents of a quagmire, which lay handy,
and spread the surface again with road-dirt, so that it looked as sound
as a rock. Having seen with a telescope from his window the grand
success of his engineering, he sent down a groom in smart livery, to
present his compliments to the traveller who had happened to lose his
way, and fall into a moor-hole, and was there anything he could do to
mitigate that misfortune? But the Bishop sputtered out through his
chattering teeth that he hoped to hear no more of him, and that none but
a Devonshire man was fit to oversee Devonshire parsons. And this made
the fifth bishop conquered by Chowne.
To return to our noble selves--that is to say, to the better people
dealt with in our history. At the close of this year 1790, to wit, upon
Christmas-day of that excellent year of grace, no less than three of us
dined together (of course, with a good many others also) in the
Captain's cabin of the Bellona, 74-gun ship of the British Navy,
carrying also six carronades. These three were, Captain Drake Bampfylde,
of course, the Honourable Rodney Bluett, now our second lieutenant, and
the Master of the ship, whose name was something like "David Llewellyn."
This latter was now remarkable for the dignity of his appearance and the
gravity of his deportment; and although he was only ranked after the
youngest of the lieutenants, and just before chits of reefers (called by
some people "midshipmen"), and though upon any but festive occasions you
might not have spied him at the Captain's table, you could scarcely have
found any officer more satisfied with his position and more capable of
maintaining it.
We were cruising off the south coast of Ireland, under orders to search
all ships that might be likely to carry arms; but as a frigate would
have done for that service, as well as, or better than, a 74, we knew
that our true commission was to shake together and fall into discipline,
and bring other seamen into the same, if we could get any to join us.
Having a light wind and plenty of sea-room, we resolved to enjoy
ourselves that day; and a very delightful party it was, especially after
I was called on to spin a few of the many true yarns which make me such
a general favourite.
After filling our glasses and drinking the health of his Majesty, and of
the Navy at large, and especially of our Captain, we began to talk of
the state of affairs and the time at which the war might be expected to
declare itself. That it must come to a great war with France, not even a
fool could doubt, although he might desire to doubt it, ever since the
destruction of the Bastile in July 1789. And throughout all the year and
a half since that, a wild and desperate multitude had done nothing but
abolish all the safeguards of their country, and every restraint upon
the vilest rabble. Our wisest plan was to begin at once, before this
cruel monster should learn the use of its fangs and the strength of its
spring; but, as usual, Great Britain was too slow to seize the cudgel,
which might haply have saved a million lives. However, we were preparing
quietly for the inevitable conflict, as even our presence that day in
the cabin of the Bellona might indicate.
"Master, we are sadly short of hands," said Captain Bampfylde,
addressing me; "I shall have a poor report to make, unless we do
something. Do you think that we could get on without you, if I sent you
on a cruise for a week or so?"
"I think you might, sir," I answered humbly; "if it does not come on to
blow, and if you keep well away from land. I have trained Mr Sebright
with so much skill, that you may always rely upon him, except in any
difficulty."
Nobly I spoke; and the Captain's reply was not very far behind me. "If
we carried 750 men," he exclaimed, with generous candour, "we could not
hope to have more than one Master David Llewellyn; so diffident, so
truthful, so entirely free from jealousy. Gentlemen, is it not so?"
All the officers assented with a pleasant smile to me, and then to one
another, so that I hardly knew what to say, except that I could not
deserve it.
"Our tender the Sealark is to meet us in the Cove of Cork on New Year's
Day," continued Captain Bampfylde; "and after shipping all our stores,
she will be for a fortnight at my disposal. Now you know as well as I
do, that our complement for war-time is 650 men and boys, and that our
present strength is more than 200 short of that. War may be declared any
day almost, and a pretty figure we should cut against a French liner of
80 guns. Therefore, unless the Sealark should bring us a very large
draft, which I do not expect, my resolve is to man and victual her, for
a fortnight's cruise, under some one who is a good hand at recruiting.
Would you like the berth, Master Llewellyn?"
"Sir, I know not anything which I should like better."
Our Captain perceived that the junior lieutenants looked rather glum at
being so passed over, from Master Rodney downwards; and though he had
the perfect right to appoint any officer he pleased, he knew the true
wisdom of shunning offence, by giving some good reason. Therefore he
went on again:--
"There is not one of us, I daresay, who would not enjoy this little
change. But I think that Llewellyn is our man, simply for this reason.
The part to be beaten up first is the Welsh coast, from St David's Head
to Penarth. I have heard of many good seamen there, and especially at
Llanelly. I think that none of our officers can speak Welsh, except
Master David. Even you, Bluett, though coming from Wales, are not up to
the lingo."
This settled it in the best-natured manner; and all congratulated me,
and wished me good speed in getting hold of old salts, if possible, or
else fresh young ones. Not to be too long about it, somewhere about
Epiphany Day in the year 1791, I stretched away for the coast of Wales,
being in command of the Sealark, a rattling cutter of 100 tons, with two
6-pound bow-chasers, and a score of picked men under me. I have no time
now to describe emotions, even of the loftiest order, such as
patriotism, modesty, generosity, self-abasement, and many others which I
indulged in, when I cast anchor off Porthcawl, and they thought that I
meant to bombard them. I ordered a boat ashore at once, to reassure the
natives, when I had given a waft of my flag, and fired a gun to salute
it. But being now in such a position, and the parish to its utmost
corners raving on the subject, ashore I durst not trust myself; because
without rupture of ancient ties, and a low impression left behind, I
could not have got aboard sober again. And after that, could I knock
down any of my crew for being tipsy? Nevertheless, I had Bardie, and
Bunny, and Mother Jones with her children, and Master Berkrolles, and
Charles Morgan, and Betsy Matthews, and Moxy Thomas, all brought in a
boat to visit me, besides a few others who came without leave. They all
seemed to be very well and happy, and I entertained them beautifully.
That same afternoon we made a hit enough to encourage anybody. We
impressed not only my foe the tailor, but also Hezekiah! That is to say,
it was not quite what might be called impressment; because, with no war
raging yet, we could not resort to violence: but we made them both so
entirely drunk, that we were compelled, for their own sake, to weigh
anchor while having their bodies on board. I had a stern fellow of noble
mind to back me up at all hazard, and seeing what a sneak Hezekiah was,
he gave him six dozen out of hand, with my official sanction. The
Horologist to the Royal Family took his allotment worse than almost any
man I ever saw; however, for old acquaintance' sake, I would not have
him salted. In spite of this, the effect was such that it brought him
round to the English Church, and cured him of all French doctrine. And
as he gradually began to lose fat, and to dwell upon gunnery, we found
his oiliness most useful to prevent corrosion.
Having worked this coast to our utmost power, and gathered a good deal
of human stuff (some useful and some useless), pretty near threescore in
all, and put upon short rations, we thought that we might as well finish
our job by slanting across to Devonshire. Because for the most part, you
there may find more body but less mind than ours, which is the proper
state of things for the substance of our Navy. Therefore we drafted off
to Cork all our noble Welshmen, and made sail for Devonshire.
Now, before telling what we did, I really must guard against any nasty
misconstruction. Whatever had been done to me on the part of Parson
Chowne, was by this time so wholly gone out of my heart, and mind, and
everything any man can feel with, that nothing was further from my
intention than to stir at all in that matter again. I knew that in spite
of all the deference paid me now on every side (and too much for my
comfort), Chowne would turn me inside out, ten thousand times worse than
Stew could. This I like to see done, when anything wrong can be found
inside a man. But a thoroughly honest fellow should stick on his
honesty, and refuse it.
So when Providence, in a dream, laid before me the great mercy, and I
might say miracle, of impressing the naked people, and bringing them
under our good chaplain, to be trained from the error of their ways and
live, I felt a sort of delicacy as to trespassing thus upon Parson
Chowne's old freehold.
These naked folk belonged to him, and though he did not cultivate them
as another man might have done, it was not difficult to believe that he
found fine qualities in them. And to take them from under his very nose,
might seem like a narrow vexation. However, times there are when duty
overrides all delicacy; the Bellona was still short of her number by a
hundred hands or more: and with this reflection I cast away all further
hesitation.
We left the Sealark off Heddon's Mouth, a wild and desolate part of the
coast, for my object was to pounce unawares on the Parson's savage
colony. For what we were going to do was not altogether lawful just at
present, although it very soon would be. My force consisted of no less
than fifteen jolly well-seasoned tars, all thoroughly armed, all up for
a spree, and ready to do any mortal thing at a word or a signal from me.
If we could only surprise the wild men, I had no fear as to our retreat,
because the feeling of the country would be strongly in our favour, as
the abaters of a nuisance long pronounced unbearable.
For five or it may have been six leagues we marched across the moors as
straight as possible by compass, except when a quagmire or a ridge of
rugged stone prevented us. We forded several beautiful streams of the
brightest crystal water, so full of trout that I longed to have a turn
at my old calling; and we came in view of Nympton steeple just as the
sun was setting. I remembered the lie of the land quite well, ever since
that night when the fire happened; so I halted my men in a little wood,
and left them to eat their suppers, while I slung my spy-glass and
proceeded to reconnoitre the enemy. Lying flat upon the crest of a
hummocky ridge of moorland, I brought my glass to bear through the
heather first upon the great Parson's house, which stood on a hill to
the left of me, and then on the barbarous settlement. The Rectory looked
as snug and quiet as the house of the very best man could be; with a
deal more of comfort than most of these contrive to gather around them.
The dens of the tribe that objected to raiment were quite out of sight
from his windows; nor were they allowed to present themselves to Mrs
Chowne, unless she had done anything to vex him. Shaping my glass upon
these wretches, I saw that they were in high festival. Of course I could
not tell the reason, but it turned out afterwards that the Parson's
hounds were off their feed through a sudden attack of distemper, and
therefore a cartload of carrion had been taken down to the settlement.
It was lucky that I knew it not, for I doubt whether we should have
dared to invade their burrows at such a period.
However, I thought that nothing could be more suitable for our
enterprise. Of course they would all overgorge themselves, and then
their habit of drinking water, which alone would establish their
barbarism, was sure to throw them into deep untroubled sleep till
sunrise. As soon as one could strike a line from the pointers to the
Pole-star (which is a crooked one, by the by), and as soon as it was
dark enough for a man to count the Pleiads, I called my men with a long
low whistle, and advanced in double file. The savages lay as deeply
sleeping as if their consciences were perfect, whereas they could have
had none at all. We entered their principal cuddy, or shanty, or
shieling, or wigwam, or what you will (for it was none of these exactly,
but a mixture of them all), and to our surprise not one awoke, or was
civilised enough to snore. Higgledy-piggledy they lay in troughs scooped
out of the side of the hill, or made by themselves, of clay and straw
(called "cob," I believe, in Devonshire), with some rotten thatch above
them, and the sides of their den made of brushwood. Some of the elders
had sheepskins over them, but the greater part trusted to one another
for warmth, and to their hairiness.
All this we saw by a blue-light which I ordered to be kindled--for at
first it was as dark as pitch--and a stranger or a sadder sight has
rarely been seen in England. Poor creatures! they were all so cowed by
the brilliant light and the armed men standing in their filthy hovel,
that they offered no resistance, but stared at us in a piteous manner,
as if we were come to kill them. Escape was impossible, save for the
children, and most of them thought (as we found out afterwards) that
Chowne was tired of them and had ordered their destruction.
"Choose all the males from ten years to thirty," I shouted to my men,
who were almost as scared as the savages: "don't touch the females, or
I'll cut you down. Set another blue-light burning: we don't want any
cripples."
Not to be too long with it, I only found three men worth impressing; the
others were so badly built, or even actually deformed, and of appearance
so repulsive that we could not bear to think of turning them into
messmates.
"Now for the boys!" I cried; "we want boys even more then men almost;"
but I found that all the children save one had slipped through the
sailors' legs adroitly while we were dealing with the men. We could not
have caught them in the dark; and more than this, the best-sized of them
had popped, like snakes, into burrow-holes, or like a fox into his
earth.
But the one who stood his ground, and faced us, was a noble-looking boy,
in spite of dirt and nakedness, with long thick tangles of golden hair,
and a forehead like a man's almost. He looked up at me in a bold steady
manner, wholly unlike their savage stare, and it struck me that here was
the little fellow whom I had saved eight or nine years ago from the
horse of Parson Jack. But though he appeared to be twelve years old, I
could not make out what he said, except "Yes, yes;" and "me come with
oo." Such was his state of education!
I hoisted him on a strong man's back, for the long march had made me
feel my years, and perceiving no call to molest the residue, or injure
their home--such as it was--we simply handcuffed the three best fellows,
and borrowed three pig-whips of their own (made right down ingeniously)
so as to drive them to Heddon's Mouth. We durst not halt for a rest
until there were three leagues between us and Nympton Moor; then
hurrying on at the break of day, we found the Sealark at anchor; and she
sent us a boat, at our signal.
Scarcely were we on board of the boat, and pushing off with our capture,
when the clash of a horse's hoofs upon rock rang through the murmuring
of the waves. We turned and gazed with one accord, for the boat lay
broadside on to shore, through the kicking of the naked men when they
felt salt water under them, and our quitting good stroke to attend to
them. At furious speed a horseman dashed out of the craggy glen, and
leaped the pool where the brook is barred up and vanishes. Down the
shingle, and shelves of wrack, he drove his horse into the sea, until
there was no firmness under him. He almost laid hold of our boat--not
quite; for I struck with an oar at the horse, and scared him, shouting
to all of my crew to pull.
Finding himself just a little too late, Chowne gave a turn to his
horse's head, and the lather and foam of the spirited animal made a
white curdle in the calm blue sea. The horse sprang gladly up the
shingle crest--for the shore is very steep there--and he shook himself
and scattered brine; and there were three other horses behind him. On
one of these sate Parson Jack, and two huntsmen on the other twain, and
the faces of these were as red as fire with hurry and indignation.
Only Chowne's wicked face was white, and settled with calm fury; and his
style of address to us, just as if we were nothing but dogs of his
kennel.
"Ho, you scoundrels!" he shouted out, "hold oars, and let me parley
you."
At this I made a signal to my crew to slack from rowing; and I stood up
in the boat, and said, "What can we do for your Reverence?"
"Nothing for me, rogues; but much for yourselves. I will give you five
pounds for that child in the stern. I want him for knife-cleaning."
"Would your Worship think fifty too much for him? We put him at fifty,
your Worship."
"Fifty, you robbers! Well, then, fifty. Ten times his value to any one.
But I have a fancy for him."
"Would your Worship mind saying five hundred down? Look at his hair: he
is worth it." For we had washed him in the brook; and his hair in drying
was full of gold.
"Who are you?" he shouted, controlling himself, as his habit was, when
outbreak became useless. For the dignity of my demeanour, and the
nobility of my uniform, also the snowiness of my hair, combined to
defeat the unerring quickness of his rapid and yet cold eyes. And so I
replied with an elegant bow--
"Your Reverence, it so happens that my name is 'Old Davy Llewellyn.'"