A VISIT TO A PARSON.
My opinion of Devonshire now grew fast that most of the people are mad
there. Honest, respectable, very kind-hearted, shrewd at a bargain, yet
trustful, simple, manly, and outspoken, nevertheless they must be mad to
keep Parson Chowne among them. But here, as in one or two other matters,
I found myself wrong ere I finished with it. If a man visits a strange
country, he ought to take time to think about it, and not judge the
natives by first appearance, however superior he may be. This I felt
even then, and tried my very best to act up to it: nevertheless it came
back on me always that in the large county of Devon there were only two
sound people; Parson Chowne for the one--and, of course, for the other,
Davy Llewellyn.
So I resolved to see this thing out, especially as (when I came to
think) nothing could be clearer than that the Parson himself had
descried and taken me (with his wonderful quickness) for the only
intelligent man to be found. How he knew me to be a Welshman, I could
not tell then, and am not sure now. It must have been because I looked
so superior to the rest of them. I gazed at the two crown-pieces, when I
came to be active again the next day; and finding them both very good, I
determined to keep them, and go to see after some more. But if I thought
to have got the right side of the bargain, so far as the money went, I
reckoned amiss considerably; for I found that the Parson lived so far
away, that I could not walk thither and back again without being
footsore for a week; and Captain Fuzzy would not allow it, especially as
he had bound me to help in discharging cargo. And being quite ignorant
as to the road, to hire a horse would not avail me, even supposing I
could stay on board of him, which was against all experience. And by the
time I had hired a cart to take me to Nympton on the Moors, as well as a
hand to pilot her, behold I was on the wrong side of my two crowns,
without any allowance for rations. They told me that everybody always
charged double price for going up to the Parson's, and even so did not
care for the job much. Because, though it was possible to come back
safe, there was a poor chance of doing so without some damage to man or
beast, and perhaps to the vehicle also.
Hereupon I had a great mind not to go; but being assured upon all sides
that this would be a most dangerous thing, as well as supported,
perhaps, by my native resolution and habits of inquiry, I nailed my
colours to the mast, and mounted the cart by the larboard slings. It was
a long and tiresome journey, quite up into a wilderness; and, for the
latter part of it, the track could not have been found, except by means
of a rough stone flung down here and there. But the driver told me that
Parson Chowne took the whole of it three times a-week at a gallop, not
being able to live without more harm than this lonely place afforded.
Finding this fellow more ahead of his wits than most of those Devonshire
yokels are, I beguiled the long journey by letting him talk, and now and
then putting a question to him. He was full, of course, like all the
town, of poor Captain Vellacott's misadventure, and the terrible spell
put upon his new horse, which had seemed in the morning so quiet and
docile. This he pretended at first to explain as the result of a compact
formed some years back between his reverence and the devil. For Parson
Chowne had thoroughly startled and robbed the latter of all self-esteem,
until he had given in, and contracted to be at his beck and call (like a
good servant) until it should come to the settlement. And poor Parson
Jack was to be thrown in, though not such a very bad man sometimes; it
being thoroughly understood, though not expressed between them, that
Parson Chowne was to lead him on, step by step, with his own pilgrimage.
All this I listened to very quietly, scarce knowing what to say about
it. However, I asked the driver, as a man having intimate knowledge of
horses, whether he really did believe that they (like the swine of the
Gadarenes) were laid open to infection from even a man with seven devils
in him; and the more so as these had been never cast out, according to
all that appeared of him. At this he cracked his whip and thought, not
being much at theology; and not having met, it may be, until now, a man
so thoroughly versed in it. I gave him his time to consider it out; but
the trouble seemed only to grow on him, until he laid down his whip and
said, not being able to do any more, "Horses is horses, and pigs is
pigs, every bit the same as men be men. If the Lord made 'em both, the
devil had the right to take 'em both."
This was so sound in point of reasoning, as well as of what we do hear
in church, that never another word could I say, being taken in my own
shallowness. And this is the only thing that can happen to a fellow too
fond of objections. However, the driver, perceiving now that he had been
too much for me, was pleased with me, and became disposed to make it up
by a freedom of further information. If I were to put this in his own
words, who could make head or tail of it? And indeed I could not stoop
my pen to write such outlandish language. He said that his cousin was
the very same knacker who had slaughtered that poor horse last night, to
put it out of misery. Having an order from the mayor, "Putt thiss here
hannimall to deth," he did it, and thought no more about it, until he
got up in the morning. Then, as no boiling was yet on hand, he went to
look at this fine young horse, whose time had been so hastened. And the
brains being always so valuable for mixing with fresh--but I will not
tell for the sake of honour--it was natural that he should look at the
head of this poor creature. Finding the eyes in a strange condition, he
examined them carefully, and, lifting the lids and probing round, in
each he found a berry. My coachman said that his cousin now took these
two berries which he had thus discovered out of a new horn-box, in which
he had placed them for certainty, and asked him to make out what they
were. The knacker, for his part, believed that they came from a creeping
plant called the "Bitter-sweet nightshade," or sometimes the "Lady's
necklace." But his cousin, my coachman, thought otherwise. He had
wandered a good deal about in the fields before he married his young
woman; and there he had seen, in autumnal days, the very same things as
had killed the poor horse. A red thing that sticks in a cloven pod, much
harder than berries of nightshade, and likely to keep in its poison
until the moisture and warmth should dissolve its skin. I knew what he
meant after thinking a while, because when a child I had gathered them.
It is the seed of a nasty flag, which some call the "Roast-beef plant,"
and others the "Stinking Iris." These poisonous things in the eyes of a
horse, cleverly pushed in under the lids, heating and melting, according
as the heating and working of muscles crushed them; then shooting their
red fire over the agonised tissues of eyeballs,--what horse would not
have gone mad with it?
Also finding so rare a chance of a Devonshire man who was not dumb, I
took opportunity of going into the matter of that fine old gentleman,
whose strange and unreasonable habit of seeking among those Braunton
Burrows (as if for somebody buried there) had almost broken my rest ever
since, till I stumbled on yet greater wonders. Coachman, however, knew
nothing about it, or else was not going to tell too much, and took a
sudden turn of beginning to think that I asked too many questions,
without even an inn to stand treat at. And perhaps he found out, with
the jerks of the cart, that I had a very small phial of rum, not enough
for two people to think of.
He may have been bidding for that, with his news; if so, he made a great
mistake. Not that I ever grudge anything; only that there was not half
enough for myself under the trying circumstances, and the man should
have shown better manners than ever to cast even half an eye on it.
At last we were forced, on the brow of a hill, to come to a mooring in a
fine old ditch, not having even a wall, or a tree, or a rick of peat to
shelter us. And half a mile away round the corner might be found (as the
driver said) the rectory house of Parson Chowne. Neither horse nor man
would budge so much as a yard more in that direction, and it took a
great deal to make them promise to wait there till two of the clock for
me. But I had sense enough to pay nothing until they should carry me
home again. Still I could not feel quite sure how far their courage
would hold out in a lonely place, and so unkind.
And even with all that I feel within me of royal blood from royal
bards--which must be the highest form of it--I did not feel myself so
wholly comfortable and relishing as my duty is towards dinner-time.
Nevertheless I plucked up courage, and went round the corner. Here I
found a sort of a road with fir-trees on each side of it, all blown one
way by strong storms, and unable to get back again. The road lay not in
a hollow exactly, but in a shallow trough of the hills, which these
fir-trees were meant to fill up, if the wind would allow them occasion.
And going between them I felt the want of the pole I had left behind me.
And if I had happened to own a gold watch, or anything fit to breed
enemies, the knowledge of my price would have kept me from such
temptation of Providence.
A tremendous roaring of dogs broke upon me the moment I got the first
glimpse of the house; and this obliged me to go on carefully, because of
that race I have had too much, and never found them mannersome. One huge
fellow rushed up to me, and disturbed my mind to so great a degree that
I was unable to take heed of anything about the place except his savage
eyes and highly alarming expression and manner. For he kept on showing
his horrible tusks, and growling a deep growl broken with snarls, and
sidling to and fro, so as to get the better chance of a dash at me; and
I durst not take my eyes from his, or his fangs would have been in my
throat at a spring. I called him every endearing name that I could lay
my tongue to, and lavished upon him such admiration as might have melted
the sternest heart; but he placed no faith in a word of it, and nothing
except my determined gaze kept him at bay for a moment. Therefore I felt
for my sailor's knife, which luckily hung by a string from my belt; and
if he had leaped at me he would have had it, as sure as my name is
Llewellyn; and few men, I think, would find fault with me for doing my
best to defend myself. However, one man did, for a stern voice cried--
"Shut your knife, you scoundrel! Poor Sammy, did the villain threaten
you?"
Sammy crouched, and fawned, and whimpered, and went on his belly to lick
his master, while I wiped the perspiration of my fright beneath my hat.
"This is a nice way to begin," said Chowne, after giving his dog a kick,
"to come here and draw a knife on my very best dog. Go down on your
knees, sir, and beg Sammy's pardon."
"May it please your reverence," I replied, in spite of his eyes, which
lay fiercer upon me than even those of the dog had done, "I would have
cut his throat; and I will, if he dares to touch me."
"That would grieve me, my good Welshman, because I should then let loose
the pack, and we might have to bury you. However, no more of this
trifle. Go in to my housekeeper, and recover your nerves a little, and
in half an hour come to my study."
I touched my hat and obeyed his order, following the track which he
pointed out, but keeping still ready for action if any more dogs should
bear down on me. However, I met no creature worse than a very morose old
woman, who merely grunted in reply to the very best flourish I could
contrive, and led me into a long low kitchen. Dinner-time for the common
people being now at maturity, I expected to see all the servants of
course, and to smell something decent and gratifying. However, there was
no such luck, only, without even asking my taste, she gave me a small
jug of sour ale, and the bottom of a loaf, and a bit of Dutch cheese. Of
course this was good enough for me; and having an appetite after the
ride, I felt truly grateful. However, I could not help feeling also that
in the cupboard just over my elbow there lay a fillet of fine spiced
beef, to which I have always been partial. And after the perils I had
encountered, the least she could do was to offer it down. Anywhere else
I might have taken the liberty of suggesting this, but in that house I
durst not, further than to ask very delicately--
"Madam, it is early for great people; but has his reverence been pleased
to dine?"
"Did he give you leave to ask, sir?"
"No, I cannot say that he did. I meant no offence; but only----"
"I mean no offence; but only, you must be a stranger to think of asking
a question in this house without his leave."
Nothing could have been said to me more thoroughly grievous and
oppressive. And she offered no line or opening for me to begin again, as
cross women generally do, by not being satisfied with their sting. So I
made the best of my bread-and-cheese, and thought that Sker House was a
paradise compared to Nympton Rectory.
"It is time for you now to go to my master," she broke in with her cold
harsh voice, before I had scraped all the rind of my cheese, and when I
was looking for more sour beer.
"Very well," I replied; "there is no temptation of any sort, madam, to
linger here."
She smiled, for the first time, a very tart smile, even worse than the
flavour of that shrewd ale, but without its weakness. And then she
pointed up some steps, and along a stone passage, and said, exactly as
if she took me for no more than a common tramp--
"At the end of that passage turn to the left, and knock at the third
door round the corner. You dare not lay hands on anything. My master
will know it if you do."
This was a little too much for me, after all the insults I had now put
up with. I turned and gazed full on her strange square face, and into
the depth of her narrow black eyes, with a glimpse of the window showing
them.
"Your master!" I said. "Your son, you mean! And much there is to choose
between you!"
She did not betray any signs of surprise at this hap-hazard shot of
mine, but coldly answered my gaze, and said--
"You are very insolent. Let me give you a warning. You seem to be a
powerful man: in the hands of my master you would be a babe, although
you are so much larger. And were I to tell him what you have said, there
would not be a sound piece of skin on you. Now, let me hear no more of
you."
"With the greatest pleasure, madam. I am sure I can't understand
whatever could bring me here."
"But I can;" she answered, more to her own thoughts than to mine, as she
shut the door quite on my heels, and left me to my own devices. I felt
almost as much amiss as if I were in an evil dream of being chased
through caves of rock by some of my very best customers, all bearing
red-hot toasting forks, and pelting me with my own good fish. It is the
very worst dream I have, and it never comes after a common supper; which
proves how clear my conscience is. And even now I might have escaped,
because there were side passages; and for a minute I stood in doubt,
until there came into my mind the tales of the pack of hounds he kept,
and two or three people torn to pieces, and nobody daring to interfere.
Also, I wanted to see him again, for he beat everybody I had ever seen;
and I longed to be able to describe him to a civilised audience at the
"Jolly Sailors." Therefore I knocked at the door of his room,
approaching it very carefully, and thanking the Lord for His last great
mercy in having put my knife into my head.
"You may come in," was the answer I got at last; and so in I went; and a
queerer room I never did go into. But wonderful as the room was surely,
and leaving on memory a shade of half-seen wonders afterwards, for the
time I had no power to look at anything but the man.
People may laugh (and they always do until they gain experience) at the
idea of one man binding other men prisoners to his will. For all their
laughing, there stands the truth; and the men who resist such influence
best are those who do not laugh at it. I have seen too much of the
tricks of the world to believe in anything supernatural; but the
granting of this power is most strictly within nature's scope; and
somebody must have it. One man has the gift of love, that everybody
loves him; another has the gift of hate, that nobody comes near him; the
third, and far the rarest gift, combines the two others (one more, one
less), and adds to them both the gift of fear. I felt, as I tried to
meet his gaze and found my eyes quiver away from it, that the further I
kept from this man's sight, the better it would be for me.
He sat in a high-backed chair, and pointed to a three-legged stool, as
much as to say, "You may even sit down." This I did, and waited for him.
"Your name is David Llewellyn," he said, caring no more to look at me;
"you came from the coast of Glamorgan, three days ago, in the Rose of
Devon schooner."
"Ketch, your reverence, if you please. The difference is in the
mizzen-mast."
"Well, Jack Ketch, if you like, sir. No more interrupting me. Now you
will answer a few questions; and if you tell me one word of
falsehood----"
He did not finish his sentence, but he frightened me far more than if he
had. I promised to do my best to tell the truth, so far as lies in me.
"Do you know what child that was that came ashore drowned upon your
coast, when the coroner made such a fool of himself?"
"And the jury as well, your reverence. About the child I know nothing at
all."
"Describe that child to the best of your power: for you are not
altogether a fool."
I told him what the poor babe was like, so far as I could remember it.
But something holy and harmless kept me from saying one word about
Bardie. And to the last day of my life I shall rejoice that I so
behaved. He saw that I was speaking truth; but he showed no signs of joy
or sorrow, until I ventured to put in--
"May I ask why your reverence wishes to know, and what you think of this
matter, and how----"
"Certainly you may ask, Llewellyn; it is a woman's and a Welshman's
privilege; but certainly you shall have no reply. What inquiry has been
made along your coast about this affair?"
I longed to answer him in my humour, even as he had answered me. With
any one else I could have done it, but I durst not so with him.
Therefore I told him all the truth, to the utmost of my
knowledge,--making no secret of Hezekiah, and his low curiosity; also
the man of the press with the hat; and then I could not quite leave out
the visit of Anthony Stew and Sir Philip.
This more than anything else aroused Parson Chowne's attention. For the
papers he cared not a damn, he said; for two of them lived by abusing
him; but as he swore not (except that once), it appeared to me that he
did care. However, he pressed me most close and hard about Anthony Stew
and Sir Philip.
When he had got from me all that I knew--except that he never once hit
upon Bardie (the heart and the jewel of everything), he asked me without
any warning--
"Do you know who that Sir Philip is?"
"No, your reverence; I have not even heard so much as his surname,
although, no doubt, I shall find out."
"You fool! Is that all the wit you have? Three days in and out of
Barnstaple! It is Sir Philip Bampfylde of Narnton Court, close by you."
"There is no Narnton Court, that I know of, your reverence, anywhere
round our neighbourhood. There is Candleston Court, and Court Isa, and
Court----"
"Tush, I mean near where your ship is lying. And that is chiefly what I
want with you. I know men well; and I know that you are a man that will
do anything for money."
My breath was taken away at this: so far was it from my true character.
I like money well enough in its way; but as for a single disgraceful
action----
"Your reverence never made such a mistake. For coming up here I have
even paid more than you were pleased to give me. If that is your point I
will go straight back. Do anything, indeed, for money!"
"Pooh! This is excellent indignation. What man is there but will do so?
I mean, of course, anything you consider to be right and virtuous."
"Anything which is undeniably right, and upright, and virtuous. Ah! now
your reverence understands me. Such has always been my character."
"In your own opinion. Well, self-respect is a real blessing: I will not
ask you to forego it. Your business will be of a nature congenial as
well as interesting to you. Your ship lies just in the right position
for the service I require; and as she is known to have come from Wales,
no Revenue-men will trouble you. You will have to keep watch, both day
and night, upon Sir Philip and Narnton Court."
"Nothing in the nature of spying, your reverence, or sneaking after
servants, or underhand work----"
"Nothing at all of that sort. You have nothing to do but to use your
eyes upon the river-front of the building, especially the landing-place.
You will come and tell me as soon as ever you see any kind of boat or
vessel either come to or leave the landing-place. Also, if any man with
a trumpet hails either boat or vessel. In short, any kind of
communication betwixt Narnton Court and the river. You need not take
any trouble, except when the tide is up the river."
"Am I to do this against Sir Philip, who has been so kind and good to
me? If so, I will hear no more of it."
"Not so; it is for Sir Philip's good. He is in danger, and very
obstinate. He stupidly meddles with politics. My object is to save him."
"I see what your reverence means," I answered, being greatly relieved by
this; for then (and even to this day, I believe) many of the ancient
families were not content with his gracious Majesty, but hankered after
ungracious Stuarts, mainly because they could not get them. "I will do
my best to oblige you, sir." I finished, and made a bow to him.
"To obey me, you mean. Of course you will. But remember one thing--you
are not to dare to ask a single word about this family, or even mention
Sir Philip's name to anybody except myself. I have good reason for this
order. If you break it I shall know it, and turn you to stone
immediately. You are aware that I possess that power."
"Please your reverence, I have heard so; and I would gladly see it
done--not to myself as yet, but rather to that old woman in the kitchen.
It could not make much difference to her."
"Keep your position, sir," he answered, in a tone which frightened me;
it was not violent, but so deep. "And now for your scale of wages. Of
course, being opposite that old house, you would watch it without any
orders. The only trouble I give you is this--when the tide runs up after
dark, and smooth water lets vessels over the bar, you will have to
loosen your boat or dingy, punt, or whatever you call her, and pull
across the river, and lie in a shaded corner which you will find below
Narnton Court, and commanding a view of it. Have you firearms? Then take
this. The stock is hollow, and contains six charges. You can shoot; I am
sure of that. I know a poacher by his eyelids."
He gave me a heavy two-barrelled pistol, long enough for a gun almost,
and meant to be fired from the shoulder. Then pressing a spring in the
stock, he laid bare a chamber containing some ammunition, as well as a
couple of spare flints. He was going to teach me how to load it, till I
told him that I had been captain of cannon, and perhaps the best shot in
the royal navy.
"Then don't shoot yourself," he said, "as most of the old sailors have
reason to do. But now you will earn your living well, what with your
wages on board the schooner and the crown a-week I shall give you."
"A crown a-week, your reverence!" My countenance must have fallen sadly;
for I looked to a guinea a-week at least. "And to have to stay out of my
bed like that!"
"It is a large sum, I know, Llewellyn. But you must do your best to earn
it, by diligence and alacrity. I could have sent one of my fine naked
fellows, and of course not have paid him anything. But the fools near
the towns are so fidgety now that they stare at these honest Adamites,
and talk of them--which would defeat my purpose. Be off with you! I must
go and see them. Nothing else refreshes me after talking so long to a
fellow like you. Here are two guineas for you--one in advance for your
first month's wage; the other you will keep until I have done with you,
and then return it to me."
"A month, your honour!" I cried in dismay. "I never could stop in this
country a month. Why, a week of it would be enough to drive me out of my
mind almost."
"You will stay as long as I please, Llewellyn. That second guinea, which
you pouched so promptly, is to enable you to come to me, by day or by
night, on the very moment you see anything worth reporting. You are
afraid of the dogs? Yes, all rogues are. Here, take this whistle. They
are trained to obey it--they will crouch and fawn to you when you blow
it." He gave me a few more minute instructions, and then showed me out
by a little side-door; and all the way back such a weight was upon me,
and continual presence of strange black eyes, and dread of some hovering
danger, that I answered the driver to never a word, nor cared for any of
his wondrous stories about the naked people (whose huts we beheld in a
valley below us); nay, not even--though truly needing it, and to my own
great amazement--could I manage a drop of my pittance of rum. So the
driver got it after all, or at least whatever remained of it, while I
wished myself back at Old Newton Nottage, and seemed to be wrapped in an
evil dream. Both horse and driver, however, found themselves not only
thankful, but light-hearted, at getting away from Nympton Moor. Jack
even sang a song when five miles off, and in his clumsy way rallied me.
But finding this useless, he said that it was no more than he had
expected; because it was known that it always befell every man who
forgot his baptism, and got into dealings with Parson Chowne.