How Tirzah Ann, Whitfield, and Samantha Joe, Went off for Rest,
and how they Came back as poor as 3 Snails—Tirzah’s Story of
her Experiences and Wrongs at Miss Skidmore’s Tavern—How She
Resolved at Starting to outdo the Skidmores—How they Rested
and Recreated—Midnight in the fourth Story of a Waterin’
Place—The young Man who Was Crossed in Love, and the young
Maiden Who Owned a Melodeon—Wails of Woe—How the Baby Was
Skairt into the Historicks—Bathin’, deep Water, Cramps and
Drowndin’—Pulled out by the Hair—Too much Mineral Water—How
Whitfield Played Polo (a Game Josiah Wants to Play) and Was
Hit by a base Ball—How He Danced too much, and Got
Disabled—Evenin’ Parties, Dancin’ and Flirtin’—The Worst of
All; Tirzah’s dreadful Confession, Which must be Kept a
Secret; “She Flirted with a Man!”—About Her Trouble with
Whitfield in consequence, how He Was jealous, and how a
Separation Was imminent—“Such Doins!”—Piles of Money Spent,
and Morals Totterin’—Bought Wit is the best 303-329