CHAPTER VII.

A ROYAL GENTLEMAN

Soon after arriving in Bangkok, in 1857, on the occasion referred to in

the last chapter, the present editor was invited to an interview with

the second king. The account of that interview was written while it was

still a matter of recent memory; and it seems better to reproduce the

story, for the sake of the freshness with which the incidents described

in it were recorded, rather than to attempt the rewriting of it. It is a

characteristic picture of an extraordinary man, and of the manners and

customs which still prevail for the most part (with some important

exceptions) at the court of Siam. This king was the grandson of the

founder of the present dynasty, and was the junior of the two princes

who, by the usurpation of their half-brother, were, for twenty-seven

years, kept out of their birthright. Even so long ago as 1837, an

intelligent traveller who visited Siam said concerning him: "No man in

the kingdom is so qualified to govern well. His naturally fine mind is

enlarged and improved by intercourse with foreigners, by the perusal of

English works, by studying Euclid and Newton, by freeing himself from a

bigoted attachment to Buddhism, by candidly recognizing our superiority

and a readiness to adopt our arts. He understands the use of the

sextant and chronometer, and was anxious for the latest Nautical

Almanac, which I promised to send him. His little daughters, accustomed

to the sight of foreigners, so far from showing any signs of fear,

always came to sit upon my lap, though the yellow cosmetic on their

limbs was sure to be transferred in part to my dress. One of them took

pride in repeating to me a few words of English, and the other took care

to display her power of projecting the elbow forward,"--an

accomplishment upon which the ladies of Siam still pride themselves, and

in which they are extraordinarily expert.

This was in 1837. How greatly the character of the second king had

developed since that time will appear from the editor's description,

which refers, as has been said, to the year 1857.

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One king at a time is commonly thought to be as much as any kingdom has

need of. Indeed, there seems to be a growing tendency among the nations

of the earth to think that even one is one too many, and the popular

prejudice is setting very strongly in favor of none at all.

Nevertheless, there are in Siam (or rather, until very recently, there

were) two kings reigning together, each with the full rank and title of

king, and with no rivalry between them. It is probable that, originally,

a monarchy was the normal condition of the government, and that the

duarchy is of comparatively modern origin. But it is certain that when I

was in the Land of the White Elephant there was a kind of Siamese-twin

arrangement in the kingdom. The two kings were brothers, and though, as

has been said, their rank and title were equal, the real power and work

of government rested on the shoulders of the elder of the two, the other

keeping discreetly and contentedly in the background. Both were men of

noteworthy ability, and deserve to be known and honored for their

personal attainments in civilization, and for what they have done to

lift their kingdom out of degradation and barbarism, and to welcome and

promote intercourse between it and the Western nations. When we remember

the obstinacy of Oriental prejudice against innovation, and the

persistency with which the people wrap themselves in their conceit as in

a garment, we shall the better appreciate the state of things at the

court of the White Elephant, which I am about to describe.

The second king was a man of social disposition, and fond of the company

of strangers. It was, doubtless, owing to this fact that when he heard

that there was an American man-of-war at the mouth of the river, and

that an officer had been sent up to Bangkok to report her arrival, he

sent a messenger and a boat with the request that I would come and see

him. It did not take long for the score of oarsmen, with the short,

quick motion of their paddles, and the grunting energy with which they

plied them, to bring the boat up to the palace gates. For, of course,

the palace has a water-front, and one may pass at one step from among

the thronging boats of the river into the quiet seclusion of the king's

inclosure. Passing through a lofty gateway at the water's edge, we came

to a large and stately temple, about which were priests in

orange-colored drapery trying to screen their shining skulls from the

fierce heat of the morning sun by means of fans. I used to feel sorry

for the priests. Ecclesiastical law and usage compel them to shave every

sign of hair from their heads. Not even a tail is left to them, but they

are as bald as beetles. And when (as in Siam) the sun's rays beat with

almost perpendicular directness, it is no trifling thing to be deprived

of even the natural protection with which the skull is provided.

Whatever can be done with fans toward shielding themselves they do; and,

also, they can, by the same means, shut off their eyes from beholding

vanity, so that a fan is a most important part of the sacerdotal outfit.

Leaving the priests to group themselves in idle picturesqueness near the

royal temple, we pass on by storehouses and treasuries and stables of

the royal elephants, between sentries standing guard with European arms

and in a semi-European uniform, to the armory, where I was to wait until

the king was ready.

The messenger who had hitherto conducted me was known among the foreign

residents of Bangkok as "Captain Dick"--a talkative person, with a

shrewd eye to his own advancement. He spoke good English, and a good

deal of it, and suggested, I remember, certain ways in which it would be

possible for me to further his interests with the king. He had been at

sea, and had perhaps commanded one of the king's sea-going vessels--his

"captaincy" being rather maritime than military. He was quite disposed

to join the embassy, which was at that time getting ready to be sent to

Great Britain. He mentioned, incidentally, that a few of the naval

buttons on my uniform would be a highly acceptable gift for me to offer

him. The confidence and self-assurance with which he had borne himself,

however, began perceptibly to wilt as we drew a little nearer to the

august presence of royalty. And, at the armory, he made me over, in

quite an humble manner, to the king's oldest son, who was to take me to

his father. As I shook hands with the tall, manly, handsome youth who

was waiting for me, I thought him worthy of his princely station. Kings'

sons are not always the heirs of kingly beauty or of kingly virtues; but

here was one who had, at least, the physical endowments which should fit

him for the dignity to which he was born. He was almost the only man I

saw in Siam whose teeth were not blackened nor his mouth distorted by

the chewing of the betel-nut. For the betel-nut is in Siam what the

tobacco-cud is in America, only it is not, I believe, quite so injurious

to the chewer as the tobacco; while, on the other hand, its use is a

little more universal. As between the two, for general offensiveness, I

do not know that there is anything to choose.

The second king, seeking a significant name for his son, chose one which

had been borne, not by an Asiatic, not by an European, but by the

greatest of Americans--George Washington. "What's in a name?" It may

provoke a smile at first, that such a use should be made of the name of

Washington, as if it were the whim of an ignorant and half-savage king.

But when it shall appear, as I shall make it appear before I have

finished, that the Siamese king understood and appreciated the character

of the great man after whom he wished his son to be called, I think that

no American will be content with laughing at him. I own that it moved me

with something more than merely patriotic pride to hear the name of

Washington honored in the remotest corner of the old world. It seemed to

me significant of great progress already achieved toward Christian

civilization, and prophetic of yet greater things to come.

But as the Prince George Washington walked on with me, and I revolved

these great things in my mind, another turn was given to my thoughts.

For when we had gone through a pleasant, shady court, and had come to

the top of a flight of marble steps which took us to the door of the

king's house (a plain and pleasant edifice of mason-work, like the

residence of some private gentleman of wealth in our own country), I

suddenly missed the young man from my side, and turned to look for him.

What change had come over him! The man had been transformed into a

reptile. The tall and graceful youth, princely in look and bearing, was

down on all his marrow-bones, bending his head until it almost touched

the pavement of the portico, and, crawling slowly toward the door,

conducted me with reverent signs and whispers toward the king, his

father, whom I saw coming to meet us.

This was the other side of the picture. And I draw out the incident in

detail because it is characteristic of the strange conflict between the

old barbarism and the new enlightenment which meets one at every turn

in the Land of the White Elephant. There are two tides--one is going

out, the ebb-tide of ignorance, of darkness, of despotic power; and one

is coming in--the flood-tide of knowledge and liberty and all Christian

grace. And, as in the whirl of waters where two currents meet, one never

knows which way his boat may head, so sometimes the drift of things is

backward toward the Orient, and sometimes forward, westward, as the

"star of empire" moves. Each rank has, or until quite recently had, some

who crawl like crocodiles beneath it, and is in its turn compelled to

crawl before the higher. Nor are the members of a nobleman's family

exempt. I was introduced once to one of the wives of a fat, good-natured

prince (a half-brother of the two kings), who was crawling around, with

her head downward, on the floor. I offered my hand as politely as was

possible, and she shuffled up to shake it, and then shuffled off again

into a corner. It was very queer--more so than when I shake hands with

Trip, the spaniel, for then we both of us understand that it is a

joke--but here it was a solemn and ceremonious act of politeness, and

had to be performed with a straight face. The good lady has her revenge,

however, and must enjoy it, when she sees her fat husband, clumsy, and

almost as heavy as an elephant, get down on his hands and knees, as he

has to, in the presence of his majesty the king. I have been told that,

when the Siamese embassy to Great Britain was presented to the queen,

before anybody knew what they were about, the ambassadors were down on

all fours, at the entrance of the audience chamber, and insisted on

crawling like mud-turtles into her majesty's presence. For, consistently

enough, the court of Siam requires of foreigners only what etiquette

requires in the presence of the king or president of their own

country--but when its representatives are sent to foreign courts they

carry their own usage with them. I felt a pardonable pride, and a little

kindling of the "_Civis-Romanus-sum_" spirit, and an appreciable

stiffening of the spinal column as I walked straight forward, while

Prince George Washington crawled beside me. Blessed was the man who

walked uprightly.

Halleck, the sprightliest poet of his native State, in verse which will

be always dear to all who love that good old commonwealth, has told us

how a true son of Connecticut

"Would shake hands with a king upon his throne

And think it kindness to his majesty."

Of course, then, as the king came toward the portico and met us at the

door, that was the thing to do, being also the etiquette at the court of

James Buchanan, who then reigned at Washington. But not even that

venerable functionary, whose manners I have been given to understand

were one of his strong points, could have welcomed a guest with more

gentlemanly politeness than that with which this king of a barbarous

people welcomed me. He spoke good English, and spoke it fluently, and

knew how, with gentlemanly tact, to put his visitor straightway at his

ease. It was hard to believe that I was in a remote and almost unknown

corner of the old world, and not in the new. The conversation was such

as might take place between two gentlemen in a New York parlor. On every

side were evidences of an intelligent and cultivated taste. The room in

which we sat was decorated with engravings, maps, busts, statuettes. The

book-cases were filled with well-selected volumes, handsomely bound.

There were, I remember, various encyclopædias and scientific works.

There was the Abbottsford edition of the Waverly novels, and a bust of

the great Sir Walter overhead. There were some religious works, the

gift, probably, of the American missionaries. And, as if his majesty had

seen the advertisements in the newspapers which implore a discriminating

public to "get the best," there were two copies of Webster's quarto

dictionary, unabridged. Moreover, the king called my particular

attention to these two volumes, and, as if to settle the war of the

dictionaries by an authoritative opinion, said: "I like it very much; I

think it the best dictionary, better than any English." Accordingly the

publishers are hereby authorized to insert the recommendation of the

second king of Siam, with the complimentary notices of other

distinguished critics, in their published advertisements. On the table

lay a recent copy of the London _Illustrated News_, to which the king is

a regular subscriber, and of which he is an interested reader. There was

in it, I remember, a description, with diagrams, of some new invention

of fire-arms, concerning which he wished my opinion, but he knew much

more about it than I did. Some reference was made to my native city,

and I rose to show on the map, which hung before me, where it was

situated, but I found that he knew it very well, and especially that

"they made plenty of guns there." For guns and military affairs he had a

great liking, and indeed for all sorts of science. He was expert in the

use of quadrant and sextant, and could take a lunar observation and work

it out with accuracy. He had his army, distinct from the first king's

soldiers, disciplined and drilled according to European tactics. Their

orders were given in English and were obeyed with great alacrity. He had

a band of Siamese musicians who performed on European instruments,

though I am bound to say that their performance was characterized by

force rather than by harmony. He made them play "Yankee Doodle," and

"Hail Columbia," but if I enjoyed it, it was rather with a patriotic

than with a musical enthusiasm. When they played their own rude music it

was vastly better. But the imperfections of the band were of very small

importance compared with the good will which had prompted the king to

make them learn the American national airs. That good will expressed

itself in various ways. His majesty, who wrote an elegant autograph,

kept up a correspondence with the captain of our ship for a long time

after our visit. And when the captain, a few years later, had risen to

the rank of Admiral, and had made the name of Foote illustrious in his

country's annals, the king wrote to him, expressing his deep interest in

the progress of our conflict with rebellion, and his sincere desire for

the success of our national cause. When kings and peoples, bound to us

by the ties of language and kindred and religion, misunderstood us, and

gave words of sneering censure, or else no words at all, as we were

fighting with the dragon, this king of an Asiatic people, of different

speech, of different race, of different religion, found words of

intelligent and appreciative cheer for us. He had observed the course of

our history, the growth of our nation, the principles of our government.

And though we knew very little about him and his people, he was

thoroughly informed concerning us. So that, as I talked with him, and

saw the refinement and good taste which displayed itself in his manners

and in his dwelling, and the minute knowledge of affairs which his

conversation showed, I began to wonder on what subjects I should find

him ignorant. Once or twice I involuntarily expressed my amazement, and

provoked a good-natured laugh from the king, who seemed quite to

understand it.

And yet this gentlemanly and well-informed man was black. And he wore no

trousers--the mention of which fact reminds me that I have not told what

he did wear. First of all, he wore very little hair on his head,

conforming in this respect to the universal fashion among his

countrymen, and shaving all but a narrow ridge of hair between the crown

and the forehead; and this is cut off at the height of an inch, so that

it stands straight up, looking for all the world like a stiff

blacking-brush, only it can never be needed for such a purpose, because

no Siamese wears shoes. I think the first king, when we called upon him,

had on a pair of slippers, but the second king, if I remember, was

barefooted--certainly he was barelegged. Wound about his waist and

hanging to his knees was a scarf of rich, heavy silk, which one garment

is the entire costume of ordinary life in Siam. The common people, of

course, must have it of cheap cotton, but the nobles wear silk of

beautiful quality and pattern, and when this is wound around the waist

so that the folds hang to the knees, and the ends are thrown over the

shoulders, they are dressed. On state occasions something is added to

this costume, and on all occasions there will be likely to be a

wonderful display of jewels and of gold. So now, the light would flash

once in a while from the superb diamond finger-rings which the king whom

I am describing wore. He wore above his scarf a loose sack of dark-blue

cloth, fastened with a few gold buttons, with a single band of gold-lace

on the sleeves, and an inch or two of gold-lace on the collar. Half

European, half Oriental in his dress, he had combined the two styles

with more of good taste than one could have expected. It was

characteristic of that transition from barbarism to civilization upon

which his kingdom is just entering.

The same process of transition and the same contrast between the two

points of the transition was expressed in other ways. If it be true, for

example, that cookery is a good index of civilization, there came in

presently most civilized cakes and tea and coffee, as nicely made as if,

by some mysterious dumb-waiter they had come down fresh from the

restaurants of Paris. The king made the tea and coffee with his own

hand, and with the conventional inquiry, "Cream and sugar?"--and the

refreshments were served in handsome dishes of solid silver. Besides, I

might have smoked a pipe, quite wonderful by reason of the richness of

its ornament, or drunk his majesty's health in choice wines of his own

importation. The refreshment which was furnished was elegant and ample,

and, if taken as an index of civilization, indicated that the court of

the White Elephant need not be ashamed, even by the side of some that

made much higher claims. But, on the other hand, while the lunch was

going on, Prince George Washington and a great tawny dog who answered to

the name of "Watch," lay prostrate with obsequious reverence on the

floor, receiving with great respect and gratitude any word that the king

might deign to fling to them. One or two noblemen were also present in

the same attitude. Presently there came into the room one of the king's

little children, a beautiful boy of three or four years old, who dropped

on his knees and lifted his joined hands in reverence toward his father.

It was quite the attitude that one sees in some of the pictures of

"little Samuel,"--as if the king were more than man. After the

child--whose sole costume consisted of a string or two of gold beads,

jewelled, and perhaps a pair of bracelets--crawled his mother, who

joined the group of prostrate subjects. The little boy, by reason of his

tender age, was allowed more liberty than the others, and moved about

almost as unembarrassed as the big dog "Watch;" but when he grows older

he will humble himself like the others. To see men and women degraded

literally to a level with the beasts that perish was all the more

strange and sad by contrast with the civilization which was shown in the

conversation and manners of the king, and in all the furniture of his

palace. I half expected to see the portrait of the real George

Washington on the wall blush with shame and indignation as it looked

down on the reptile attitude of his namesake; and I felt a sensation of

relief when, at last, it became time for me to leave, and the young

prince, crawling after me until we reached the steps, was once more on

his legs.

But it seemed to me then, and a subsequent interview with the king

confirmed the feeling, that I had been in one of the most remarkable

palaces, and with one of the most remarkable men, in the world. Twice

afterward I saw him; once when our captain and a detachment of the

officers of the ship waited upon him by his invitation, and spent a most

agreeable evening, socially, enlivened with music by the band, and

broadsword and musket exercise by a squad of troops, and refreshed by a

handsome supper in the dining-room of the palace, on the walls of which

hung engravings of all the American Presidents from Washington down to

Jackson. I do not know who enjoyed the evening most; the king, to whom

the companionship of educated foreigners was a luxury which he could not

always command, or we, to whom the strange spectacle which I have been

trying to describe was one at which the more we gazed the more "the

wonder grew." Indeed, we felt so pleasantly at home that when we said

good-by, and left the pleasant, comfortable, home-like rooms in which

we had been sitting, the piano and the musical boxes, the cheery

hospitality of our good-natured host, and dropped down the river to the

narrow quarters of our ship, it was with something of the sadness which

attends the parting from one's native land, when the loved faces on the

shore grow dim and disappear, and the swelling canvas overhead fills and

stiffens with the seaward wind.

We had an opportunity of repaying something of the king's politeness,

for, in response to an invitation of the captain, he did what no king

had ever done before--came down the river and spent an hour or two on

board our ship (the U. S. sloop-of-war Portsmouth, Captain A. H. Foote

commanding), and was received with royal honors, even to the manning of

the yards. We made him heartily welcome, and the captain gave the

handsomest dinner which the skill of Johnson, his experienced steward,

could prepare--that venerable colored person recognizing the importance

of the occasion, and aware that he might never again be called upon to

get a dinner for a king. The captain did not fail to ask a blessing as

they drew about the table, taking pains to explain to his guest the

sacred significance of that Christian act--for it was at such a time as

this, especially, that the good admiral was wont to show the colors of

the "King Eternal" whom he served. The royal party carefully inspected

the whole ship, with shrewd and intelligent curiosity, and before they

left we hoisted the white elephant at the fore, and our big guns roared

forth the king's salute. Nor was one visit enough, but the next day he

came again, retiring for the night to the little steamer on which he

had made the journey down the river from Bangkok. It was a little fussy

thing, just big enough to hold its machinery and to carry its

paddle-wheels, but was dignified with the imposing name of "Royal Seat

of Siamese Steam Force." It was made in the United States, and put

together by one of the American missionaries in Bangkok. It was then the

only steamer in the Siamese waters, but it proved to be the pioneer of

many others that have made the Meinam River lively with the stir of an

increasing commerce.

At the death of the second king, in 1866, his elder brother issued a

royal document containing a biographical sketch and an estimate of his

character. It is written in the peculiar style, pedantic and conceited,

by which the first king's literary efforts are distinguished, but an

extract from it deserves on all accounts to be quoted. These two

brothers, both of extraordinary talents, and, on the whole, of

illustrious character and history, lived for the most part on terms of

fraternal attachment and kindness, although some natural jealousy would

seem to have grown up during the last few years of their lives, leading

to the temporary retirement of the second king to a country-seat near

Chieng Mai, in the hill-country of the Upper Meinam. Here he spent much

of his time during his last years, and here he added to his harem a new

wife, to whom he was tenderly attached. He returned to Bangkok to die,

and was sincerely honored and lamented, not only by his own people, to

whom he had been a wise and faithful friend and ruler, but also by many

of other lands, to whom the fame of his high character had become

known. His brother's "general order" announcing his decease, contains

the following paragraph:

"He made everything new and beautiful and of curious appearance, and of

a good style of architecture and much stronger than they had formerly

been constructed by his three predecessors, the second kings of the last

three reigns, for the space of time that he was second king. He had

introduced and collected many and many things, being articles of great

curiosity, and things useful for various purposes of military arts and

affairs, from Europe and America, China and other states, and planted

them in various departments and rooms or buildings suitable for these

articles, and placed officers for maintaining and preserving the various

things neatly and carefully. He has constructed several buildings in

European fashion and Chinese fashion, and ornamented them with various

useful ornaments for his pleasure, and has constructed two steamers in

manner of men-of-war, and two steam-yachts and several rowing

state-boats in Siamese and Cochin-China fashion, for his pleasure at sea

and rivers of Siam; and caused several articles of gold and silver,

being vessels and various wares and weapons, to be made up by the

Siamese and Malayan goldsmiths, for employ and dress for himself and his

family, by his direction and skilful contrivance and ability. He became

celebrated and spread out more and more to various regions of the

Siamese kingdom, adjacent states around, and far famed to foreign

countries even at far distance, as he became acquainted with many and

many foreigners, who came from various quarters of the world where his

name became known to most as a very clever and bravest prince of Siam."

Much more of this royal document is quoted in Mrs. Leonowens' "English

Governess at the Court of Siam."

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