She comes back with a laugh; and if you look closely--if you have those

kind of eyes that can see things below the surface, so to speak--you

will see that she doesn’t really belong here, and never did. That she

is here because of some unfortunate series of circumstances over which,

perhaps, she had no control. You will see something in her manner that

distinguishes her from the rest of the women, even those who are better

looking and better dressed. It is that intangible, indefinite something

which means blood, or previous environment. It cannot be put on and

taken off like a garment, and when once there it is there to stay.

That makes the wreck all the more pitiable, and with the same eyes

through which you have just looked you will see the finish.

It isn’t pleasant to look at, and now, while the music is playing for

the waltz, and the couples are getting on the floor to go through that

interminable routine of steps called dancing, while the painted women

are laughing, and the men are calling them pet--or other--names, we

will go out of this room to where we can breathe a fresher air and see

the stars.

I’m not sentimental, but there are some things I don’t like to see,

besides, I knew the girl when she was at her best, and I have heard her

sing when she brought the house down with applause.

[Illustration]

[Illustration: Once she had been on the stage, but she got a rough deal

and quit]

A GIRL OF THE NIGHT

The band on the platform at the end of the big hall was booming out

the popular melodies of the day for dear life and the piercing notes

produced by the leather-lunged piccolo player were heard as far as the

street.

“That guy up there has me deaf with that flute he’s blowing,” remarked

Big Lizzie, “and while I don’t wish him any harm yet I hope he chokes.”

“That knocks this place,” remarked her pal. “Why, I had a John in here

the other day and he was wanting to buy me a new dress, and I thought

he was wanting to know where I lived, and I was writing my name and

number down on a piece of paper and he got disgusted and went away. It

drives ’em out, if you want to know what I think.”

But it was once a famous old place when Fourteenth street was really

good, and the casual visitor to New York who didn’t drop in for an hour

or so missed something.

It was one of the sights, and the great mechanical organ invented and

built by a straight-laced Methodist is there still, although he has

long ago ceased calling the attention of his friends to the fact. Its

tunes to-day are sandwiched in with those of the band, and in the

interval the trombone player gets a chance to recover his breath.

Morning, noon and night men and women wander in, sit at the little

round tables, drink queer decoctions made of liquor strong enough to

eat into Harveyized steel, and then go forth to tear up the town. The

police pass it by as though it were nothing more serious than an ice

cream parlor or a peanut emporium, while the tide of upholstered and

hand-painted mademoiselles sweep in on the flood and drift out on the

ebb with business written in every line of their faces.

Their paths radiate like the sticks of a fan from this rendezvous

of the social evil, and in their movements they show nearly all the

characteristics of the honey-gathering bee.

The engaging and winsome smile of a girl not yet out of her teens had

caught the eye of the man in this story, and against his will he had

allowed her to lead him into this place where mirth was nothing more

nor less than a mask behind which a skeleton face grinned, and where

neither laughter nor anything else was sincere. Her black eyes had not

yet taken on that hardness which the years to come would surely add

to them, and her ways were to a certain extent ingenuous. Besides,

she was distinctly pretty with her Yiddish style of beauty, which

was unfortunately of the kind which matures at sixteen and is old at

twenty-five. Either teaching or a subtle instinct had caused her to

discard the gorgeous plumes and brilliant colors which had marked her

debut on the street less than a year before, and in consequence she

might have passed for anything but what she was.

She had been on the stage once on a tour, but got a rough deal and

quit.

He outclassed her by a hundred to one, and his source was as high as

hers was low. There was no tinge of peasantry in his veins, but good

successful American stock traceable back for five or six generations

without a blot upon escutcheon--which, by the way, is rather rare in

these days, consequently it’s worth boasting about. Lured into the

maelstrom of music, he found himself at one of the tables with the girl

beside him, still smiling.

Liquor has different effects on different men; it turns the mild man

into a savage and makes a careful one reckless in the extreme. In this

particular case caution went to the four winds and sympathy--which

is apt to be dangerous at times--took its place. But let youth and

inexperience excuse him.

“You haven’t told me your name,” he said. “What is it?”

“Brown,” she answered, “Jennie Brown.”

“I mean your right name.”

“Well, Jennie is my right name--I took the other one after I came out

of the hospital. Some day, maybe, I’ll get married and then I’ll change

it again, but not before.”

“What did you go to the hospital for--were you ill and did you have no

one to take care of you?”

“Ill? You mean sick? No, I wasn’t sick; I was stabbed, and I got it

good, too. I was cut from here to here,” and her right forefinger

described across the front of her dress a line that went from her

shoulder to the center of her breast bone. “At first I thought I was

going to croak because I lost a lot of blood, but I’m pretty strong

and I came out all right. You see, it was this way: A guy I knew got

stuck on me and I couldn’t shake him, and he followed me around like a

shadow. I didn’t like him because he wasn’t in my class, and besides he

had another girl and I never took a girl’s fellow away in my life. If

they split up then that’s different, but as long as they’re together I

keep out of it. Every time I’d talk to anybody or go anywhere he’d be

there. One night he followed me and a fellow I had that wanted to buy

wine into Sharkey’s and when he tried to start a fight with my friend

one of the waiters threw him out. Of course that made him sore, and

he said that he’d get even. He did, all right, for one night as I was

going upstairs he was in the top hall waiting for me, and the first

thing I knew he had the knife into me.

“‘If you won’t have me, take this,’ he said, and then I felt an awful

pain and when I put my hand up the blood was coming through my dress.

“‘You killed me, Jimmy,’ I said, ‘and I never done anything to you.’

But there wasn’t any answer to that, for he was running down the stairs

as fast as he could.

“I was afraid to go up to my room all alone with the blood running out

all over me so I went down to the street to look for my pal, Annie. You

don’t know her but she’s all right. It was two o’clock in the morning

and there was no one around so I thought I’d walk over to Third avenue

and see if I could find any of the girls there and get help. There was

an electric light up on the corner and I hadn’t taken more than a few

steps before it began to move up and down and I got afraid and began to

run. When I got up to the avenue all the lights were going up and down

as if they were crazy and a man on the other side of the street looked

as if he was upside down.

“Then I began to get frightened and I thought to myself that I’d sit

down on a doorstep for a minute till I got over that queer feeling and

that maybe Annie would come along. So I picked the first one I saw and

flopped down. When I looked up it made me dizzy and so I looked down at

the stone, and as I leaned over I watched the little red drops falling,

one after the other, and always hitting the same spot, and then they

began to spread out and the pool almost reached the sole of my shoe. I

was wondering how long it would take before my foot got wet from it,

and where it all came from, anyhow. It all seemed very funny to me;

then I felt tired and shut my eyes.

“The next thing I knew I was in bed and there was a nurse there. A cop

was there, too, and when I looked at him he says, ‘Ha, nurse, she’s out

of it.’

“‘What place is this?’ I asked.

“‘You’re in Bellevue Hospital,’ he said, and he was right. I had been

there two days before I knew it. What do you think of that?”

“You were unconscious,” remarked the young man.

“Sure I was unconscious,” she responded, “and they asked me all kinds

of questions, who did it and all that, and----”

“And did you tell them who it was that stabbed you?”

“Did I tell them? Nix; not on your life. I never rapped on anybody and

I wasn’t going to rap on him, for it wouldn’t do me any good and it

wouldn’t take that stab away, would it? I thought I’d get square myself

some day when I got out of the hospital and was strong again. That’s

the only way. Him going up the river for a couple of years wouldn’t

have done me any good, and maybe he’d have croaked me when he came out.

What’s the good of taking chances? So I hocked all my rings and other

stuff, and got togged up when I came out. I’ll get them all out in a

month, maybe before. I got one now; see,” and she held up a finger on

which was a very big turquoise, surrounded by very small diamonds.

“I’ll get them one at a time, and then if I ever get up against it

again I’ve got them to fall back on. It’s just as good as money, only

the interest is awful. Now if I only had a good friend who would----”

“Want the waiter?” broke in a hoarse voice like the croak of a mammoth

raven.

“Give me a claret lemonade, Harry.”

“And what’ll the gent have?”

“A Martini cocktail.”

“Right you are.”

“As I was saying, if I only had a friend who would be on the level I’d

be square with him, too. I ain’t got no pals, only Annie, and she’s

been pretty good to me. Say, you ain’t married, are you?”

“No, not yet”; he laughed nervously as he said it. “I don’t believe in

fellows getting married until they’re twenty-five, anyhow.”

“Neither do I.”

He noticed that her teeth were very white and even, and that her

eyebrows and hair were jet black. The color on her cheeks had been put

there with a skilled hand, and so deftly done that it passed for the

real thing--in nature, not in art. Her hands were shapely, her nails

manicured carefully and she had a trim figure. It was all stock in

trade, but he wasn’t figuring it that way. Half a dozen of the kind

of drinks they had given him had torn down the barrier, so far as he

was concerned, that had been raised by society between it and the

Scarlet Woman, and the pathos of her story had set him thinking and had

roused all of his sympathies. She had played her part with all of the

subtleness of the finished actress and had told her story with such

simplicity and naivette that many an older man would have been deceived

by the recital. She was working up to the climax as carefully and

cautiously as the hunter works up into the wind after the unsuspecting

deer, or the soft-footed cat ambushes the bird singing in the hedge.

The emotional breed of her race helped to make her realistic, and

her vivacity was contagious. Put her on the stage and she would be a

success with proper training.

“If,” she laid her hand caressingly on the sleeve of his coat, “if I

could find someone who would get my rings out and give me a chance I

would be willing to do anything for him. I don’t like this life, always

hustling, chased by the police and treated like a thief. But once in

it’s hard to get out, for no one wants to give you a chance.”

He was looking over her head and watching the man with the cornet

rubbing up the brass with his handkerchief.

“You are not listening to me.”

“Yes, I am; I heard every word you said. How much would it cost to get

your jewels out?”

“Only $125. It might not be much for you, but it’s a lot for me.”

Here was the climax, so far as her story was concerned. She could have

repeated those three figures long before, but she wasn’t ready. She was

waiting for the psychological moment and it had arrived. The picture

was made and the hand was ready.

And now your attention is respectfully called to Fate, the intruder;

the upsetter of carefully laid plans; the wrecker; sometimes the

promoter, because it does as many things for good as it does for bad.

In this case, however, it was good and bad, according to the viewpoint.

“If you wouldn’t mind I’ll get them out for you. Let’s go now,” he said.

She leaned back in her chair and smiled at him--a smile of happiness

and success; the smile of a child when it gets its first Christmas

doll; and then she drew a deep breath. Still smiling, her eyes half

closed, she looked at him through the narrow slits and contemplated the

possibilities of the future. There was no hurry and she could afford to

wait, for she had won out.

A woman, coarse of feature and with fright depicted on her face, came

hurrying in. She saw the girl at one end of the room and ran to her.

“Jennie, for God’s sake, come quick; your Billy’s just been pinched on

the corner.”

“Billy pinched; what for?” The jubilation in her black eyes turned to

terror.

“For swiping a bloke’s leather. They got it on him; hurry up.”

The boy stared wide-eyed at them for a moment, then pushing his chair

back he arose unsteadily to his feet.

“Seventy-five cents for the drinks.”

It was the waiter’s voice.

He fumbled in his pocket, brought forth a handful of change, deposited

it in the outstretched palm, and began to weave his way among the

tables toward the door in the wake of the hurrying women.

“He’s a swell kid, all right,” remarked the waiter, as he counted the

$3.25 in change, “and I hope he comes back.”

[Illustration]

[Illustration: When the clock struck two she was on the table doing a

dance]

AFTER THE WEDDING BELLS

There was a big crowd on the ferryboat from Jersey when she bumped

her nose into the pier at New York that morning, but when the gates

were thrown open there wasn’t the usual scurry and rush to land that

marked the morning arrival. At the front, hugging the rail on the

woman’s side was a nice little blonde dressed all in white, even down

to her shoes and stockings, and with a complexion of the kind known

as peachy, if you have any idea what that is. Fastened to her with a

strong arm hold was a fellow of about twenty-three--years, not skiddoo,

you understand--and he was togged out like a hot sport after a winning

fight, or one who had picked the 20 to 1 shot at Sheepshead for the

first time in his life. Top hat, frock coat, white vest, patent leather

shoes, pearl tie and gray gloves completed the picture, and it was the

surest case of orange blossoms and wedding cake that ever happened.

That was what held the crowd and made a few of them whistle what

sounded very much like that old familiar tune of “Here Comes the Bride.”

Arm in arm, entirely oblivious of anything in the world except

themselves and their own happiness, the couple marched off the boat,

heads up in the air and trailed by the grinning bunch, and if ever a

case of love’s young dream went around on legs this was surely it.

They knew as much about New York as a Shrewsbury River clam knows about

cigarettes, and it didn’t require the services of a head-grabber or a

hand-holder to know that they were hunting a honeymoon hostelry.

They had come from the fertile fields of Freehold to the land where

there are real bathtubs with hot and cold water, and where a chunk of

plain calf is soused with gravy, called fricandeau of veal, and charged

for at the rate of a dollar a portion.

What was money made for except to spend, especially on occasions of

this kind? You’re young but once, and then a little makes you feel like

a millionaire and you get value received and five times over for every

dollar you peel off the roll. But when Time, who is the most wonderful

artist in the world, does a few stunts, makes brown hair turn gray

and deftly paints in the wrinkles, then the joy of spending goes and

pleasure becomes as soggy as a wet sponge. Years are the frosts which

kill the flowers of hope and ambition, and there are thousands of men

who would give millions of dollars if they could but stand off, if only

for a brief while, the gray-haired patriarch with the scythe.

Just think of the sight of a young bride and groom holding in leash, as

it were, a couple of hundred business men who were as anxious to get

on the job of making money as a dog is to get a bone, and all of these

hard-headed fellows smiling as if each one of them were in the same

position as the young fellow who was fast to her arm.

Up the street to Broadway, where they turned north, and then they were

lost to all but two men, and these two were trailing.

Begins to sound like one of Old Sleuth’s detective stories, doesn’t it?

Where the villains are always on the job and always being foiled. Where

it is either a case of murder the child and get the papers or kidnap

the girl and marry her so as to get the old man’s fortune. Doesn’t that

take you back a few years when you used to have those yellow-covered

books in your inside pocket and believe every word you read, or are you

so unfortunate as to have never lived the life of a real boy, with all

its castle building and romancing? You know there are men in this world

who still dream of those days, and it doesn’t do them any harm, either.

The two men who were brought into this story a moment ago are still in

the game, but they are neither burglars nor kidnappers. They are simply

a pair of good fellows with enough money on the side to get anything

within reason, and a belief that there are happy days and good people

in this world if you only take the trouble to look for them.

“I’ll bet,” said one, “that that kid hasn’t more than a hundred in his

clothes, and that he feels as if the world was his to do with as he

likes.”

“The world is his if he has as much as a hundred,” returned the other.

“That will give him the time of his life for three weeks, and he

wouldn’t go back broke, either, unless his home is in London, which it

isn’t.”

“She’s a nice-looking girl all right, and from the way they’re heading

I should say it would be Niagara for theirs.”

“Niagara nothing,” retorted his friend, “that is a spot that belongs to

the past. Our mothers and fathers made it fashionable, but the present

generation takes to big cities as naturally as a duck takes to water,

for they want the busy life and the theatres. The billing and cooing

of the newly wed is all done under cover now and they mix with the

crowd. You’ll find them taking in the big cafes along The Line getting

a good look at things they never expect to see again, and these are the

things they will be talking about twenty or thirty years from now. Make

a picture of that couple ahead there in 1926, for instance. He’ll be

telling his friends about this day, and the night they went to see Joe

Weber, and he’ll tell how the buildings first impressed him, and then

she’ll butt in with:

“‘Say, Henry, what was the name of the restaurant in New York we went

to after we saw that funny show--you know, the place where we had that

lobster a la Newburg?’

“As long as she lives she’ll talk about lobster a la Newburg because it

sounds different, you see, and that’s the woman of it.

“Then Henry will stroke his whiskers and take his corncob pipe out of

his mouth and say, as if he had known the place all his life, ‘Why,

that was Shanley’s.’”

“Cut it out, for you’re talking like one of Denman Thompson’s home-made

rural drammers,” put in his friend, as he pulled out his cigar case.

“You’re always looking for the unusual and the sentimental, so I’ll

make you a proposition. Let’s get next to this pair of turtle doves and

give them the send-off of their lives. We’ll start off with a lunch,

then a matinee, after that dinner, from there to a show and then a

windup in a blaze of glory with wine and all the trimmings of a wedding

feast. You’ve nothing to do, neither have I, and maybe if we do the

thing up right she’ll name it--if it is a boy--after one of us or both

of us, just think of that. There’s fame for you.”

That is how it happened that an hour later a newly-married young

couple, under the escort of two young men who were pretty well known

around town, were lunching at the Waldorf just as if they had known

each other for years.

“You see,” one of the hosts was explaining, “we had an invitation to a

wedding out of town to-day and we missed the train. We felt as if we

wanted to entertain some one in honor of the event and we thought we

would ask you. We want you to be our guests from now until 1 o’clock

to-morrow morning----”

The young husband glanced uneasily at his wife and she smiled back

reassuringly.

The woman, with that unerring female instinct which is born with all

females of the human tribe, understood the situation at a glance and

was ready for the lark. Besides, both hosts were good looking and well

dressed and her vanity was touched. She was young enough to be natural

and old enough to be appreciative. Besides, there were a few healthy

drops of sporting blood in her veins, and that tells a good part of the

story.

There are cases where details are uninteresting, and while the time

from luncheon to near the hour of midnight seemed to the honeymooners

one wild carouse yet it was really nothing to those who are familiar

with the ways of the world. They had sampled everything within reason

from soda to hock, and the happy Freehold boy with the silk lid was

willing to walk on his hands if anyone had dared him. He had told

everyone he met all he knew and all he ever expected to know. As

for the little lady who had been toasted many times as the “blushing

bride,” she had suddenly developed sporting proclivities of a rare

character, and she squeezed the hands of both of her hosts with equal

impartiality.

Confidentially it was rather a dangerous situation, for if the

bridegroom had been helped to a few more drinks he wouldn’t have cared

whether the place where he was laid away was a bridal couch or the soft

side of a board. That was the state of affairs when, calling each other

by their first names, so friendly had they become, that they all went

up to the apartment of one of the hosts for the wind-up banquet.

“How are you feeling, little sport, getting a head yet?”

“I’m just right, and I’d like to have you for a brother,” she retorted.

“Only a brother?”

“Perhaps I should have said father.”

Which showed that she had a pretty wit, too, as well as a head.

At the table the hosts had multiplied by two and so there were six. The

first flash of cocktails set the groom’s head to buzzing a bit and his

speech began to be a trifle thick. At the sauterne he had a job to keep

his head up straight, and he had no sooner finished his first glass of

wine than he excused himself to get a handkerchief. He dropped on a

friendly couch in the next room and promptly forgot that he was alive.

His wife was no such miserable failure, for she clinked glasses with

the rest of them and was entertained so well that it seemed as if she

forgot she had ever been married.

As the clock on the mantel struck two she was dancing a hornpipe

on that end of the table which had been cleared by the soft-footed

Japanese butler, and what was more she was dancing it well, too. The

four hosts were applauding and drinking her health as the best little

thoroughbred they had ever met, and in each brain there was a wish that

she was anything but a bride, for each of these men, from the oldest to

the youngest, was in love.

It was a most curious and remarkable state of affairs, and there was

a chance here for a break that might spell ruin to someone. Then the

patter of the little feet on the tablecloth ceased and she stepped

daintily down to chair and floor. The man nearest helped her, and

as she alighted he leaned over and kissed her squarely on the lips.

The color in her cheeks was accentuated just a trifle as he glanced

suddenly around.

“Where’s my husband?” she asked.

“With his toes turned up on the couch in the next room and dead to the

world. If he was half the sport and good fellow you are he’d be an ace.

You ought to have been born in New York, Chappie, for you belong there.”

“I think I will go and see him, if you will excuse me,” she said very

demurely, and then she went out.

The four hosts drank and talked and smoked and all the talk was of the

bride, and it was all complimentary, too. When an hour had passed the

butler was sent to see if she would return.

She came back all right, smiling, but there was a change.

“I think we ought to go now, but I can’t get him up. He’s not used to

this sort of thing, you see, and I don’t know what I’m going to do.”

“Why, stay right here, of course. We’re all going now and Jim, the

gorilla who owns the place, is going, too. The shack is yours until you

get ready to leave, for you’re all right. How about that, Jim?”

“Just as you say--she owns it and us, too. Give your orders to Saki

there, and we’ll call and take dinner with you every evening. We hope

the boy will be all right in the morning. Good-night.”

That’s all.

It seems as if there ought to be more, but there really isn’t.

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