CHAPTER XXII

THE POST OFFICE

The common belief that the Post Office Department is conducted

along approved business methods is sought to be dissipated.

The advocates of government ownership continually remind you that the

Post Office Department is a government managed affair. It is, and I

think I am perfectly safe in saying that until the government took

control of the railroads, cables, telegraph and telephone lines,

commenced building ships and constructing airplanes, it was the worst

managed institution on the face of the earth. And it has mattered

little, if any, which political party has had control of its affairs.

For six years every new post office erected in the United States has

borne upon its corner stone this inscription: “William G. McAdoo,

Secretary of the Treasury.” As you have seen this evidence of official

prominence in city after city in every state of the Union, have you

wondered why the name of the Postmaster General did not appear above,

or below, or at least on the rear of the building? It is simply because

the Postmaster General has nothing in the world to do with the

selection of sites, erection of buildings, or in their care or

improvement. The Treasury Department buys and pays for the sites,

prepares the plans, erects the buildings, repairs them, lights them,

heats and janitors them. It also pays the rent of post office quarters

where the government has not been as yet foolish enough to build. The

Treasury Department also audits the accounts of all postmasters and not

one dollar of all this expense is charged to postal receipts. Even the

salary of the Postmaster General and all his clerks is paid from

appropriations independent of postal revenues. Then, with no rent to

pay, no coal or current to buy, with janitor and elevator service

gratis and accounts audited, the Post Office Department has run behind

an aggregate of something over two hundred million dollars. Any express

company would be glad to take the Post Office Department off the hands

of the government if it could have free rent, free coal, the salaries

of their principal officers paid and all their accounts audited gratis,

for sixty-five per cent of what it now costs the government to take

care of our mail service.

RIVERS AND HARBORS

Under the Constitution, Congress has charge of all navigable streams

and harbors and it has spent billions in their improvement. Colonel

Hepburn once made the statement on the floor of the House that the

appropriations for the improvement of the channel of the Mississippi

River between St. Louis and the Gulf were sufficient to have built a

ship canal of boiler iron between these two points. No one ever

questioned the correctness of the statement.

A recent River and Harbor bill contained an appropriation to dredge the

channel of a stream in Texas where the government’s engineers reported

there was only one inch of water. Another brook in Arkansas with only

six inches of water, got an appropriation. I assume that two more votes

were necessary. I might add for the reader’s information that any

stream in the United States can be made navigable in law by a joint

resolution of the two Houses of Congress saying that it is navigable.

Lawyers would call that navigable _de jure_ but many of them cannot be

made navigable _de facto_ however much is expended in dredging and

widening.

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