TUPPER'S PROVERBIAL PHILOSOPHY UP TO DATE.

["The range of our inquiry was intended to include the whole

migratory range for seals.... Our movements were kept most

secret."--_Sir George Baden-Powell on the Work of the Behring

Sea Commission_.]

We came, we saw, we--held our tongues (myself--BADEN-POWELL--and

Mr. DAWSON.)

We popped on each seal-island "unbeknownst," and what we

discovered we held our jaws on.

We'd five hundred interviews within three months, which I think

"cuts the record" in interviewing,

Corresponded with 'Frisco, Japan, and Russia; so I hope you'll

allow we've been "up and doing."

(Not up and _saying_, be't well understood). As TUPPER (the

Honourable C.H., Minister

Of Fisheries) said, in the style of his namesake, "The fool

imagines all Silence is sinister,

"But the wise man knows that it's often dexterous." Be sure no

inquisitive shyness or bounce'll

Make us "too previous" with our Report, which goes first to the

QUEEN and the Privy Council.

Some bigwig's motto is, "Say and Seal," but as TUPPER remarked a

forefinger laying

To the dexter side of a fine proboscis, "Our motto at present is,

Seal _without_ saying!"

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LEGAL QUERY.--The oldest of the thirteen Judges on the Scotch Bench is

YOUNG. Any chance for a Junior after this?

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