[Illustration: _Clerk_ (_to applicant for post of office-boy_). "The
guvnor's out. Call to-morrow at nine."
_Applicant._ "Oh, I say! Can't you make it later? I have my breakfast at
nine."]
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"Coroners' juries have frequently placed on record their
disapproval of amateur doctring."
_Manchester Guardian._
Which, in the opinion of _Mrs. Gamp_, they ought to mind their own
business and not interfere with matters connected with religion.
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[Illustration: The Picture of a Boxer As Published Fifty Years Ago.]
[Illustration: And the picture of a boxer as published to-day.]
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