BY AUNT PARKER.

As Christmas draws nearer, the problem of what gifts to send to our

brave men at the Front becomes more acute. For of course they must all

have presents, no matter what decision is come to as to the manner of

spending the dear old festival at home.

As an aid to the generous there is nothing like a walk down Bongent

Street, where will be found many ingenious novelties designed especially

for the mirthful anniversary which will so soon be on us with all its

associations of peace and goodwill to men.

It is no part of my duty to recommend shops and their wares, but it is a

pleasure to put on record some of the things on which my roving eyes

settled as I traversed London's most luxurious thoroughfare. Every taste

is there considered, but for the moment my interest is solely in gifts

for our brave officers--and privates too, if they have wealthy enough

friends.

At Messrs. Baskerville's, for example, I perceived a host of captivating

articles calculated to make glad the heart of any fighting man. In one

window was a Service Smoker's Companion which cannot be too highly

extolled, especially as this War is, as everyone knows, being waged very

largely on the beneficent Indian weed. The equipment consists of four

delightful gold-mounted pipes, each guaranteed to be made of briar over

eighty years old; a gold-mounted pencil; a gold cigar-case and fifty

cigars; a gold cigarette-case and 1,000 cigarettes; a gold cigar-cutter;

a gold mechanical lighter; a gold and amber cigar-holder; a gold and

amber cigarette-holder; a smoker's knife and two gold ash-trays--the

whole neatly packed in a leather case and weighing only nine pounds. No

soldier--at any rate, no officer--should be without it. Cheered by its

presence he would fight twice as well, and any horrid old pipe that he

might possess and, however tired of it, be forced still to smoke for

want of a new one, he would be able to give to a Tommy. The same set is

obtainable in silver at a lower cost; but my advice to everyone is to

take the gold one.

Many of our brave fellows are supplied with helmets, belts and mufflers

by the loving hands of their friends; but for those who cannot knit,

Messrs. Tyke and Taylor have a most attractive show of all the woollen

articles with which it has been decreed that our warriors shall cover

their bodies. Their ten-guinea Campaign Abdominal Belt could not be

improved upon, little strands of real gold thread being woven into the

ordinary fabric. I foretell an enormous sale for this fascinating

article, and also for the Service Muffler at seven guineas, which has

real gold tassels at each end.

Messrs. Cartersons are concentrating their energies on letter-paper for

the Front. In a compact and very tasteful morocco case is a sufficient

supply of paper, envelopes and blotting-paper for a considerable

correspondence.

A gold ink-pot, a gold pen and a gold pencil are also included, together

with sealing-wax and nibs, and a very clever little rubber-stamp with

the words, "Somewhere at the Front." A writing pad for the knee when in

action completes this timely budget. Those interesting letters from

officers and men, which now form so popular a section of each paper, are

likely soon to be noticeably increased in numbers. Fortunate indeed is

the man who gets one of Messrs. Cartersons' Front Correspondence

Companions! The total weight is only a little over two pounds, which is,

of course, nothing.

In another of Cartersons' windows I noticed a very delightful Field

Tantalus, which can easily be attached to a shoulder-strap or, better

still, be carried by an orderly.

The moment the threshold of Mr. Luke Jones' establishment is crossed,

both eye and mind are in a state of ecstasy in the presence of so much

Christmas enterprise. Here, as elsewhere, the first thought has been for

our brave soldiers at the Front, and particularly the gallant officers.

Wrist watches of every shape are to be seen, each thoughtfully provided

with its strap--for Mr. Jones forgets nothing. In addition to wrist

watches are wrist compasses for the other arm, and for the ankles a

speedometer and barometer. Thus fitted, the officer knows practically

all that can be learned. I need not say that all are in gold; but a few

special sets in radium can be obtained. Even these, however, are not

ruinous, for with Mr. Luke Jones reasonable prices are a fetish.

The full assurance of securing the best possible value at the lowest

possible price adds yet another reason for visiting the charming

premises of Messrs. Slimmer and Bang. Their Service knick-knacks cannot

be overpraised. Glancing hastily around, I noticed several with devices

all calculated not only to be useful but to amuse at the Front, wherever

our stalwart representatives are gathered.

One of the most practical is a boot-cleaning set in strong pigskin with

gold clasps, including, very ingeniously, a bottle of patent-leather

reviver. Another pigskin, indispensable at the Front, holds a complete

tea-set. It resembles the old tea-basket, but weighs at least five

ounces less (no small matter on the march, I am told) and is more

compact. With such a gift as this, no officer need ever again go without

tea in the trenches. Messrs. Slimmer and Bang are to be congratulated.

Anything more charming than the Service card-cases at Messrs. Slosson

and Kay's I have never seen. One side is intended for paper notes, of

which every officer at the Front is in constant need; the other half is

reserved for his visiting-cards, which it is _de rigueur_, I am told, to

leave on the enemy after every visit to their trenches. Some officers go

so far as to place their cards on the point of their bayonet--a

characteristic British touch. Messrs. Slosson and Kay also have charming

combinations of drinking-flask and ear-syringe in all the more precious

metals, and field-glasses studded with diamonds. For home use the same

firm has a most delightful Special Constable's gold-mounted truncheon,

which unscrews for liquid refreshment, of which our S. C.'s are often in

need.

Messrs. Kyte and Kyte have a really dinky little Game Book especially

prepared for the War and as a Christmas gift. It differs at first sight

very little from the ordinary game book of an English shoot, but on

examination we find that the game is of larger size. The divisions

include all ranks of the German army, so that an exact analysis of one's

bag can be kept. Messrs. Kyte and Kyte also make a Service Fountain Pen

which not only acts as a pen but also as a clinical thermometer and

pipe-cleaner. It has furthermore an attachment for removing stones from

horses' feet. Made in gold, it is a most becoming Yuletide gift.

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